Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

What is the reaction of a normal woman who encounters a chest attack on the street?

First, screamed.

Secondly, instinctive chest protector.

Again, anger becomes angry.

Finally, the palm of the Tathagata!

After a wave of procedures, he had to swear with a soprano, hit the opponent's dog with a backpack, scratch his face with his nails, and cut off his grandchildren's feet to show "respect."

So far, the battle is consecrated, and it's awesome wherever you go!

Unfortunately, Yu Xingmi is not a normal woman, she is the most "honored" monk in the Dark Continent.

She was deeply "loved" by the novice villagers. On the day they left the village, the villagers couldn't help crying with their headaches, turning their grief and anger into appetite, and had a three-day banquet ==

This slap in the face, I am afraid that not only can the head be smashed, but the aftermath can also destroy all the buildings!

In addition, the **** embryo that attacked her was ugly, dull-eyed, and stiff. The upper and lower jaws moved like a robot, making a series of strange sounds.

His face is very uncoordinated, and the corners of his mouth drool uncontrollably... It looks like...

Uh, don't this be a mentally retarded youth, right? !

There are thousands of possibilities in Yu Xingmi's mind between the sparks and the fire.

She is not going to want the life of this **** embryo, but as a mentally handicapped youth with behavioral problems, don't the parents know how to tie him?

If parents don’t teach well, society will teach you how to be a man!

Mental disability, mental illness, bears, and ignorance are not reasons that can be forgiven after a crime, nor can they be easily let go.

Yu Xingmi pulled away the hand of the "mentally retarded nail man", took a few steps back while holding his chest, and screamed, "Ah-abnormal!"

She covered her face with her hands, crying like a cry, and ran back with her hoofs, as if she was desperate to hit the wall after being unbearably humiliated. Like a frightened rabbit, quickly disappeared in the crowd.

The surrounding people stared at Ilumi contemptuously, pointed and whispered.

Ilumi:...

He stared at his hand, wondering what weird thing he was thinking.

Knight:...

He smoked the corners of his mouth, grabbed his mobile phone, dialed the phone, and reported the situation: "Head, your big beauty shouldn't go to the restaurant anymore."

"Ah, no, there is nothing unusual."

"It's just that he looks so beautiful and was attacked by a **** ghost in the street. I cried and ran away. I didn't even dare to resist. Do I need to chase it?"

There was a long silence on the other end of the phone.

At the same time, Yu Xingmi finished equipping the Hulk character and made a comeback with full of anger.

The monks don’t slander, saying that if you want to teach you how to be a human being, you must be superseded today. No one talks well!

She escaped from him and came down from behind him.

In the blink of an eye, the perfect connection, the horror of "I'm behind you", is like a horror blockbuster.

Strong as a light, green makes people panic.

Who would have thought that a harmless rabbit would become a ferocious Tyrannosaurus?

When the killer's instinct sounded the alarm, the body's reaction was too late.

Ilumi Kankan took a step forward, and was buckled by the big palm of the Hulk.

This is the key, the fatal key!

Ilumi's eyes were deep and he directly turned on the slaughter mode. A spinning, sharp armor soared, piercing the eyes of the Hulk, trying to force her back with a fake action.

Unfortunately--

The Hulk's hand pressed his head tightly, always keeping an arm's distance away.

Ilumi pierced the Hulk's hand, straight and straight, but because of the height difference, he couldn't reach it at all!

Hulk:……

Ilumi:...

The scene becomes very awkward ==

"Little brother, what's the matter with you?" The Hulk's face gradually became grim. "You don't want this kind of thing to a young woman in the street, right?"

Not enough hands, feet come together.

Ilumi's thoughts were overwhelming, and he unreservedly used all his strength and kicked his opponent's temple fiercely!

In the next second, his ankle was easily pinched by the Hulk in his hand, as if being choked by the neck of fate.

Ilumi:...

Hulk:……

Lying in a big trough! He pokes his eyes again, raises his legs high, knowing to resist and knowing how to guard, can this Nima be mentally retarded?

This is not mentally retarded!

A non-mentally retarded young man dressed up as killing Matt and attacking a beautiful girl is both a moral loss and a lack of humanity. If you don't give him a color to see, it is difficult to dispel her hatred!

The Hulk was furious: "Hey, scumbag!"

No nonsense, no lines.

The Hulk picked up Ilumi's ankle, as if picking up a salted fish, and smashing it to the ground!

With a "boom", Ilumi was silly. The young master has never suffered this kind of grievance!

The Hulk was going to make trouble, after all, this guy is an ordinary person...

What a fart!

She thinks she is not strong, but not too small. Why is this nail man not dizzy, hurt, or bleeding? Did she wear a golden bell iron jersey?

She doesn't believe in evil anymore! She is even more angry!

Therefore, Ilumi beats the enemy and "dies" because of excessive awareness of prevention ==

He was like a rag bag, being smashed with his foot. Boom booming, booming.

Wherever he went, smoke and dust rose up; when his head fell, pits were everywhere.

When the Hulk finished venting, before leaving, he cursed: "Don't let me see you again!"

Ilumi lay peacefully in the pit, staring straight at You Kexin's deep night sky, and fell into autism.

He has endured a pain that a powerful beating enemy should not have endured!

At this time, "enthusiastic citizens" knights went online enthusiastically and sent Yilumi, who had been severely beaten by the society, to Youkexin's largest orthopedic hospital ==

...

Ilumi was lying on the hospital bed against the wall, looking at the ceiling numbly, motionless.

He was lying next to Kulolo, and Kulolo was lying next to Hisso. They also looked up at the ceiling with the same posture and the same expression, motionless.

The scent of "mourning" filled the orthopedic ward==

Here, two deacons stood beside Ilumi's bed.

One of the deacons lowered their heads and said in a cold sweat: "Master, it is our negligence that we did not show up by your side the first time, and we will go back to receive the punishment."

When the street attack was too open, they were busy reporting to Mrs. Chijou, busy confirming the safety of the "Young Lady", and ignored the eldest master for a while. As a result...

Another deacon lowered his head and said with a trembling voice: "Young Master, my wife likes the woman who defeated you more than the fiancée you chose."

Ilumi's eyelids moved slightly and turned to stare at him, like a resentful spirit desperate for life.

The deacon bit his scalp and continued: "Madam said, in order to beat the high-quality genes of the enemy and the Hakka, please choose ‘green cute’!"

Ilumi:...

Green·K·Love? !

That kind of mighty woman with a height of three meters, a weight of more than a ton and a muscular knot is called "cute"?

What is the desperate aesthetic of beating the enemy Hakka?

Picking "green cutie" as a daughter-in-law, Yi Lumi is standing with her, it is simply a live version of Beauty and the Beast! The picture is so beautiful, it's going to be blind!

Although the value of force is considerable, can the nightlife be happy?

Look at Hisuo, six ribs broken when he was crushed; look at Kulolo, four ribs broken when he was hugged!

Waiting for the wedding night in the bridal chamber, for example, the tank presses down and rubbing over and over again, beating the enemy Hakka eldest master is afraid that he will enter the ancestral grave.

I'm so cruel, I can't even think about it!

"puff--"

The knight with excessive brain supplementation just drank a sip of water and sprayed it on Kulolo's face without reservation.

Kuroro, who is suffering from bad luck:...

Hiso who was "cute" inflicted:...

For some reason, the atmosphere in the entire ward is even more melancholy ==

The deacon trembled, but calmly asked, "Master, do you want to beat the enemy guest back?"

Ilumi said he would not reply.

He never went home vertically and went in sideways. This is his majesty and face as the eldest grandson, eldest son, and eldest brother.

The deacons stopped talking, and the knights closed their mouths. The only thing left in the ward was the ticking of clocks.

Ilumi remained silent, recovered 70% to 80%, and after slowing down, his brain became active. It is basically concluded that Yu Xingmi has an unknown secret.

He tempted her, she did not understand the power of mind; he attacked her, she did not respond.

Judging from this, Yu Xingmi's responsiveness and acuity are at the level of ordinary people, which is very confusing.

He pricked her with the reading needle, and the reading needle was scrapped; when he attacked her with his hand, she actually held it.

In the last note, he turned into a stabbing palm and removed 90% of his strength. However, the remaining 10% is definitely not the strength that humans can withstand.

She will be knocked into the air, fall to the ground, and lie down in the hospital. Instead of standing in place like a wooden stake, pulling away his hand, he still has the strength to scream and run away.

This is abnormal!

But whether Yu Xingmi is related to the Hulk, he dared not make a statement. But whether they are related or not, it doesn't matter.

This is him, Ilumi, the one who personally picked.

Good or bad, all belonged to his prey.

There is no connection between them, it doesn't matter, he will slowly train her into a powerful weapon for his use.

There is a connection between them. It just so happens that he will do everything possible to control her and nurture him into his direct deacon.

If you do not return to beating the enemy, it only belongs to the "Illumi", and you can't let the prey be targeted by others.

Therefore, he will dispel the suspicion of hunters.

Kuroro asked, "Illumi, why should I attack Yu Xingmi?"

This is his most suspicious point. If there is not enough reason to convince him, then...

Ilumi calmly said: "It's very suitable for you to go, I can save the beauty as a hero."

Kuroro:...

The ward was silent:...

Ilumi was expressionless: "She is currently my'fiancee'. In order to warm up the relationship, my mother said that'hero saves the beauty' is very appropriate."

"So I chose you."

"why me?"

Street gangsters and your deacon can do it. Why me?

Ilumi said seriously: "My'fiancee' is looking at your picture, and she said you are a male god."

"So, letting you attack her and I will defeat you again is the best choice, isn't it?"

Kuroro:...

Everyone: There are so many slots!

Kulolopi smiled and didn't smile: "Then why did you do it yourself again?"

"What are you testing, Ilumi?"

Ilumi was logically clear and confident: "Since you are hospitalized, you can't complete the task. Then, shouldn't I let me take advantage of the "fiancee"?"

Kuroro:...

Hisoso:...

For some reason, the atmosphere in the ward was "mournful" to the center of the earth ==

It's a metamorphosis of the same level. Can you actually have a "fiancee"? !

The author has something to say: PS: Three silly hunters: They are all perverts and go together! Whoever takes off the order first, who is the dog!

Ilumi: Sanmao, called.

Sanmao·Five-meter-high giant dog: barking! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Hisoso X Kuroro:...

PS: Yu Xingmi: Beat the most poisonous and leave it to the one you love the most!

Ilumi:...

PS: My brother drove a Xiaoqiang into my room and said to me: Give you a gift!

I am so touched!

After slapped it to death with the slippers, I swept it into my brother's room: a reward for you!

He was very moved!

Ah, what a touching love between sisters and brothers!