Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

Abnormal thinking and logic always have identity and commonality.

A seemingly ordinary conversation, in fact, has passed the machine front several times.

Silence means "weighing the pros and cons", asking for "never give up", going down the stairs implies "compromise", and changing the topic means "turning over".

Ilumi's rhetoric was reasonable and could not find any omissions.

Yu Xingmi's performance is remarkable, and there is no abnormality.

But Kulolo has always had as many eyes as a sieve, and when Ilumi repeatedly emphasized the word "fiancee", he realized what was wrong.

The eldest master of the killer family deliberately crowned Yu Xingmi as the possession of "beaten the enemy off".

This is a warning, implying that they should not covet the property of "beaten the enemy off"; but it is by no means a kind of shelter, directly exposing the "weakness", but not treating her as a family member.

Because the brigade suffered a loss in the hands of "beaten enemies" in the early years, Kulolo specially studied the assassin family.

Although the relevant information is pitiful and the information is almost non-existent, his brain is so good that he can basically guess 60 to 70% of the right by combining the "perverted" weird thinking and the "perverted" lifestyle.

Beating enemies value family members, just as Phantom Brigade values ​​their companions.

If there are people with exceptionally low strength in the family, they will only be trapped in the Withered Slaughter Mountain. How can they still have the opportunity to go out to study and restock in the distant You Kexin?

Who are you bluffing?

Therefore, Ilumi was right and reasonable, but Kurolo didn't believe a word.

The same is true for Hisoso.

But if you see it through, you don't say it, and you live in a harmonious hospital.

The days for finding fault are still long, and there are many opportunities for temptation. Don't worry about this time.

Sooner or later they can dig out the truth that Ilumi wants to hide.

Thus, maintaining the surface peace, the three perverts began a frantic "cohabitation" life ==

It was twelve o'clock at night, everything was silent, but no one dared to close his eyes.

They had countless feuds and were attacked so many times in their dreams. When there are experts who are also perverts lying beside them, who still has the mind to sleep?

Ilumi opened his godless eyes, turned his head to the side, with long hair and no wind, he looked like a ghost: "Are you still asleep?"

Kulolo calmly said: "I like to stay up late."

Hisuo bit the poker card: "I still can't sleep after counting the red apples for an hour~~"

Ilumi said straightforwardly: "You go to bed first, I never do nothing, and I promise I won't attack you."

Kulolo calmly said: "You go to bed first, I still have books to read."

Hisoso played poker: "You guys go to bed first~~I promise to take care of my playing cards~~"

Silence, silence is the ward tonight.

Ilumi: "Stay up late is the norm for killers, I don't care."

Kulolo: "In Meteor Street, I haven't had a good night's sleep, I am used to it."

Hisoso: "Just thinking of you, I can't sleep with excitement~~"

Sure enough, Hisuo's existence was a kind of mental pollution, which caused the ward to fall into a dead silence.

Lying next to him is a pervert who can be excited anytime and anywhere, who can still sleep?

Time passed by, Ilumi pulled out the nail blankly, and Kurolo calmly opened the cheats, Hisso licked the poker excitedly and sucked!

Ilumi said earnestly: "I am proficient in the acupuncture points of the human body. Don't resist, you can sleep peacefully with a single tap."

Kuroro refused ten times: "I have a mindful ability that can make people sleep peacefully. Don't resist, you can sleep after I use it."

Hisuo was eager to try: "Let's fight! Um~~ You can sleep when you are tired!"

However, no one bird him ==

Knowing that such a bar is silly, no one asked to change the ward. Men's self-esteem and face always make them "persistent" in strange places.

No sleep all night, and early the next morning, the eyes of the three perverts were all blue.

Knowing that this is wrong, Kulolo closed the book and said to Ilumi: "I heard that the beating enemy and the Ke family are busy with business, and the young master still has time to heal?"

The implication: You can get out of work!

Ilumi said calmly: "You have stayed at Youkexin University for a long time. The preparations should be done almost. Don't you take the brigade to hunt for treasure?"

The implication: You can go to dig your grave!

They faced each other, their dark eyes were equally calm, and the same ferociousness surged.

Hisuo couldn't help it anymore, he held the poker against his thin lips, and breathed quickly: "Well~~The leader and Xiaoyi, are they arguing about who can stay in the ward with me to sleep?"

Sleep with me♂

"Um~~ You all stay here!"

All stay ♂

"I can do it!"

It's okay ♂

Ilumi and Kulolo couldn't help falling into silence.

Sure enough, let's solve the pollution source of Xisuo first!

Ilumi pinched a nail in a very bad mood: "Hisuo, shut up. Otherwise I'll kill you, here, now."

Kuroro: ... pierce you to death? !

His voice trembled: "Come on~~ Xiaoyi! I can't wait!"

come! Hurt each other!

Culolo caught in the middle:...

For some reason, I always felt that the atmosphere in the entire ward was suddenly anxious.

I can’t live in this hospital anymore ==

...

The three perverts only "live together" for one night, and never want to see each other's faces.

They were quickly discharged from the hospital, parted ways, and no one paid the hospital fee!

Only four walls filled with nails and poker, and a messy ward were left for the hospital...

The doctors roared frantically: die! Scumbag!

Facts have proved that no one can provoke medical staff who rescue the wounded.

They accumulate more yin and virtue, and the curse is particularly effective. No, not long after the three perverts left the hospital, two videos have been circulated quickly on the Internet.

The same UP master, the same title. The content is full of reversals, the lines are concise and classic, and the time is not long or short.

With an inexplicable ghost and animal aura, people can't control their fingers and clicked once, twice, three times...and so on.

The Internet in a vest has become a carnival ocean in a short time.

They should have angrily accused the scumbag, and then accused this kind of immoral behavior, but unexpectedly ended up with a series of magical "hahaha".

Hisoso is on fire!

He became the "little brother" of the entire network.

Kulolo is on fire!

He has become the "bidong?" of the entire network.

Ilumi is even more red and purple!

There are not only "doubtful life" JPGs, but also "repeated beatings" GIFs.

It's thanks to him that he wore the "Ji Tala Ku" vest, otherwise, he would definitely be the first to be beaten by the enemy Hakka who was taken a full-body photo and was also reported as a "loser" on the Internet ==

In this regard, the three "scumbags" are very calm.

The same shameless pervert, just a mere video, why bother?

Hisoso left in a private airship and went to the "Sky Arena" to dry up.

Kulolo summoned his companions, and after weighing the pros and cons, he still "let go" You Kexin.

After all, they are very "generous" and will never be as knowledgeable as the Hulk.

Damn so angry!

Only Ilumi changed back to the vest of Lumi after she hid her identity as "Ji Tara Ku". He returned to the bedroom casually to monitor Yu Xingmi in all directions.

But he did not expect that with the spread of the video and the expansion of its influence, You Kexin's abnormality attracted the attention of the Hunter Association.

Before he had time to investigate, the airship of the Hunter Association had arrived at Youkexin's airport.

One day later, a huge "trouble" came.

...

At around 6 am, students at Yabel University were awakened by the sound of the "earthquake drill" alarm.

While they were complaining, they lined up quickly, went downstairs in an orderly manner, and rushed to the playground to gather.

After counting the number of people, the voice of a professional hunter sounded over the playground, announcing a news-medical examination!

The kind that draws blood!

Ilumi glanced at Yu Xingmi calmly, and saw her agitated, retreating instinctively, making the appearance of wanting to escape.

Ilumi did not hesitate, and took her arm: "What's the matter with you?"

"No, nothing!" Yu Xing said with a awkward smile, "I...I just faint, yes, I'm afraid of drawing blood!"

"Don't be afraid." Ilumi slumped her face and pulled her tightly. "It's just a prick, you can close your eyes."

Want to escape, there is no door!

"No, no! I panic when I think of that scene! I...I want to pee! You let me go first!"

Just kidding, she would never do something like breaking a needle on the spot!

Ilumi said, "Don't rush to the toilet, the hunter said, there are steps for urine testing."

If you want to escape, the windows are locked for you!

Yu Xingmi:...

Every day! What should she do?

Throw away the eldest lady?

No, if she dares to shake this kind of five scum girl, she will have her braids up!

Could it be true that the eldest lady dragged her for a physical examination?

No, she is an ordinary person, yes, but the skin is very thick!

There was a long queue at the medical examination office, and the blood was drawn first before other examinations.

The Hunter Association is extremely efficient, piercing blood vessels one by one, and the team is shortening at an extremely fast speed.

Ilumi pulled her, even blocked the cracks in the door, so she wouldn't let her escape.

Yu Xingmi madly called Jinjiang system and asked for off-site support!

Just before her turn, the Jinjiang system finally responded: "Dear Ms. Yu Xingmi, according to your request..."

"Stop talking nonsense! Hurry up!"

Yu Xingmi can cry for it in minutes.

Jinjiang System: "Your level is too high, in this world you can only gather..." The bloodline of the air transporter is worthy of you.

Yu Xingmi was pushed on a stool by Ilumi, his sleeves were rolled up, revealing his snow-white arms, and placed under the eyelids of the blood draw personnel.

The other party pierced the hose and patted her veins...

Yu Xingmi screamed in his heart: "Don't worry about so much! Get me equipped!"

Jinjiang System:...

It has thinned the place where the blood draw staff put the needle, and replaced it with the blood of the air transporter.

When the needle pierced the skin and plunged into the blood vessel, Yu Xingmi showed a forbearing and relieved look, Ilumi was stupid.

He sneaked out a reading pin and pierced Yu Xingmi's spine-quack, the paper clip was freshly released!

Ilumi:...

After going through the difficulties, Yu Xing felt comfortable.

She held Ilumi's hand instead, rolled up her sleeves, and pushed his arm in front of the blood collection staff: "You're welcome... Oh no, tap it lightly, the lady's skin is tender!"

Ilumi:...

As a result, the needle pierced the skin as hard as the gate of the yellow spring.

Cack, paperclip!

Yu Xingmi is stupid!

Ilumi calmly said: "I just have a thicker cuticle."

The author has something to say: PS: The Hunter Association found after getting the blood...

Grass! What's so special, this DNA, this DNA is... the daughter of Kim Flix? ? ? Nima!

The Hunter Association is completely exploded! Jin R & F has become the spokesperson of a new generation of "scumbags"! There are children who don’t even raise them!

Jinjiang system hides merit and fame deeply: this is the reason why I am called "Toutiao".

PS: Yu Xingmi: What? I have a dad in this world called "King Snickers"?