Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

The cult organization "Phantom Brigade" mainly belongs to the arachnids of the phylum Arthropod, referred to as "spider".

Upon hearing this name, people who did not know could only feel concise, vivid and easy to remember, as well as an indescribable gloomy feeling that made the image of a spider predator appear on paper.

Oh my god, it's so cool! So stylish!

The insiders heard of this name, such as Beat Enemy, Meteor Street, and Hunter Association, except that they have no fluctuations, they have no fluctuations...

Because in this ruined place of Meteor Street, apart from mosquitoes, flies, mice and spiders, there are only microbes left.

Kulolo was only thirteen years old when he founded the Phantom Brigade. At this age, he is a freshman in the first year of junior high. He can't afford the name "spider", is it possible to make a "mouse"?

But let's pull it down, who is it!

Thus, the "Spider" was born.

The division of its internal class structure is like a huge spider.

Kulolo is the spider's head because of his high-value (?); the man is the spider's brain because he plays well with the computer (?); Fei Tan is the spider's torso because he looks petite (?); the rest The members are spider legs because they have fewer roles (?).

And their pig head pig brain pig liver...

Oh no, it took ten years for the spider head spider brain spider stem and spider hoof to successfully nail the super cool name of the Phantom Brigade to the shame column of the world-class wanted list.

In the same month of the same year, the "Phantom Racing Final Battle" that was supposed to be held in ACI mainland was forced to change its name to "Missing Racing Final Battle" because it collided with the "Phantom Brigade" on the Wanted List ==

Even though the Phantom Brigade has been operating continuously all the year round, it is undeniable that every member of the "Spider" is an outstanding thought master.

For example, the "Spider Brain" knight is an out-and-out operation system powerhouse.

He has a flexible brain and careful thinking, a tall figure and beautiful muscles.

Placed in a single frame, he is blond and blue-eyed, and he is a handsome young man with an eye-catching face; in the same frame, he smiles all the year round, like a harmless boy next door.

With a friendly face, no one would associate a "robber" with a knight, let alone think that this handsome guy with a sunny face would bloodbath the entire Internet cafe in order to "borrow" a desktop computer. .

No matter how gentle the appearance is, it is just a bladder after all.

As an operating system, the knight has the same desire for control and neuroticism as Ilumi.

In order to efficiently complete the tasks assigned by the group leader and eliminate interference from outsiders by the way, then, find an Internet cafe and destroy all external factors.

The viciousness and wildness of the spider's nature, forgetfulness and arrogance, made them subconsciously forget the blow that Yu Xingmi had given.

Until the knight invaded You Kexin's public security system, locked the brightest bald head in the crowd, and followed Saitama's trail and found Yu Xingmi's figure...

Only finally realized the seriousness of the situation.

Saitama's strength is obvious to all. At least, he enters and exits the elder district of Meteor Street very casually, like walking around his back garden.

Yu Xingmi's strength is deeply felt by the spiders.

Not to mention anything else, no one in the brigade can handle the matter of just pressing Feitan on the ground and rubbing it with an outburst of anger.

These two guys, neither one of them is easy to provoke, if they cooperate...this power is not as simple as one plus one equals two.

The knight took the video separately and released it to all members of the brigade.

From the video, the spiders saw that Saitama and Yu Xingya entered the hot pot restaurant together, with Ilumi in cross-dress behind them. Before long, a young man with pink hair entered...

After another hour or so, the four of them walked out of the hot pot restaurant, talking and laughing, and their relationship was very good. Finally, they parted ways.

Knight: "Saitama, Yu Xingya, and the young master who beat the enemy Hakka are all tricky people. Only this pink hair, who looks like a student, is easier to start."

"but……"

The knight rubbed his chin and continued: "You can't judge people by their appearance. Things are gathered together, and people are divided into groups. I reasonably suspect that this pink hair is not a good thing to provoke."

"Hey!" Feitan creaked while holding the umbrella. "This can't be killed, and that can't be killed. Now that a pink-haired student comes out, should he be jealous?"

"When was the brigade so scared?!"

Kuroro raised his eyes: "Fei Tan."

A soft sound, majestic enough, implied warning.

Although Fei Tan was dissatisfied, he finally turned off. Even if he is strong, he is still convinced by the leader of Kulolo.

The knight’s ten fingers fluttered on the keyboard. He ignored Feitan’s anger, only using information and data to prove his conjecture.

"I didn't search the public security system about Fenmao's identity information. Like that Saitama, he seems to have emerged out of thin air."

"I found out the day Saitama came to Meteor Street...the flight of the garbage airship...No. 267, let me take a look."

"The airship numbered 267 did not receive any'humanoid garbage.'" The knight browsed at a glance, speaking quickly and logically, "Saitama is someone who appeared on the airship inexplicably."

"The head of the delegation said that Saitama asked him a question-'Where is You Kexin?'"

"It can be seen that Saitama's goal is not Meteor Street, but You Kexin."

"Combined with his performance in capturing the elder district: no conditions, no convenience, no materials. Just occupying a house with internet and electricity, and playing with mobile phones every day."

"Can I think that he is talking to someone?"

The knight peeled off the cocoon and restored the truth layer by layer: "Because the other party did not give specific information, Saitama did not leave Meteor Street. Only when he got important clues did Saitama ask the leader."

"And this important clue is 99% likely to be'I am at Youkexin'."

The knight suddenly laughed: "It's not difficult to understand."

The spider brain is the spider brain. Once the knight enters the reasoning mode, he is a Sherlock Holmes: "The most interesting thing is that I found the latest final exam of the Yabel University. The previous few days seemed to be a review period for students."

"Then, the time can be up."

"In short, Saitama and Yu Xingya should have met by netizens. The latter left the former to dry for three days because of the final exam, and Meteor Street was also unlucky for three days."

"When the latter finished the final exam and finally had time to send a message, Saitama left Meteor Street."

At this point of analysis and reasoning, the Mirage Brigade fell silent.

Was the elder district of Meteor Street killed by a female college student's final exam?

This is really an exciting reason ==

Xia Ke suggested: "The fanmao student is an unidentified person like Saitama. I don't recommend that you provoke it. Besides, I haven't found any traces of their stay in any corner of Youkexin."

The knight called up all the cameras and filled every picture on the screen.

"Their departure is as confusing as their arrival. Saitama should have the ability to'teleport' and be able to transfer people."

"This can explain why Saitama's feet can reach Youkexin faster than a spider."

"If the team leader wants to search for Saitama, it is very unrealistic at the moment."

"Even me, I can't find their whereabouts."

"So, instead of trying to find a needle in a haystack, it is better to start from a fixed point." Said the knight, "Yu Xingya-she stayed at the Yabel University and never left. As long as she is monitored, she will be able to wait for Saitama again sooner or later."

Monitoring her is easy said than done, but difficult to do.

If you remember correctly, the spider and her were grudges on the train, and Feitan fought with her in the beauty shop...It can be said that once the spider approaches her, it is like approaching a natural enemy.

Kulolo looked around, and finally fixed his gaze on the knight's face.

Gradually, all the spiders focused their eyes on the knight’s face.

They remembered it!

The knight seems to have never showed his face in front of Yu Xingmi!

Knight:...

For some reason, there is always an ominous hunch ==

In the gaze of his little partner, he scratched his hair anxiously, but found that the more it was scratched, the more itchy. Scratching and scratching, he actually grabbed a lot of blond hair.

Knight:? ? ?

The knight at this time did not know that the retribution had come ==

Qi Ya is Ilumi's older brother.

How rebellious this younger brother is, what kind of temperament he is, Illumi doesn't say that he understands ten percent, but he has also experienced seven or eighty-eight.

In many cases, the more he oppressed Qi Ya, the more powerful Qi Ya turned against him. Just flaring his teeth and claws at him is more fierce than resisting the persecution of his father and mother.

Therefore, just relying on "freezing pocket money" to force Qi Ya back can only be a shock for a while, and it can easily cause a strong backlash.

Unsurprisingly, the conscious Kurt returned home obediently, and the bear child Qi Ya refused to accept it, and stubbornly challenged him.

In order to prevent Qi Ya from destroying his painstakingly managed "feelings", Ilumi felt that it would be better to spend a little time dealing with his fleeing brother.

Therefore, after making sure that Yu Xingmi was staying in a particularly safe bedroom and would not be easily taken away, Ilumi immediately set off to capture Qi Ya.

As a result, as soon as he raised his foot and left, Yu Xingmi was taken away by Qi Mu Nanxiong.

Yu Xingmi has experienced death, experienced rebirth, and has been a savage in the Dark Continent for eight years. In other words, he is a person who has seen big scenes.

This time and space travel experience for a while, not only didn't feel the slightest fear, but also eagerly wanted to do it again.

She can't forget the ultimate beauty of traveling through time and space!

Tianyu is spinning at a high speed, the stars are connected to thousands of white trains, and the halo hits in front of him, and the fierce time and space storm destroys everything.

It's like walking on the boundary of life and death, the inversion of black and white, the brilliance of light and shadow. There are grand poems of "life", but also full of black shadows of "death".

The extreme of rigidity and softness, the resetting of yin and yang, as long as you experience it once, you will never forget it.

Before Haoyu, she was like an ant.

But just because she has seen this magnificence, she has more ambition to climb to the top!

For this reason, once he came to the world of Saitama, he was told that he could "make anything here, don't be afraid of accidents, and the people accept superpowers well", Yu Xingmi really gave a carnival!

It was only at this moment that Qi Mu and Saitama realized that Yu Xingya was the most terrifying person among the three in a sense.

When she no longer restrains herself, the abilities that she demonstrates are completely the most essential nature's weak food!

It was also to deal with beast-shaped monsters, and Yu Xingmi didn't give them a chance at all.

Almost as soon as the monster appeared, she locked it, and there was a light of excitement in her eyes. Immediately afterwards, she jumped up, her five fingers formed into claws, and fiercely poked into the monster's throat, and then she violently tore it in half!

In the rain of blood, she rushed from left to right like a leopard, and several of them jumped down with strength, still dragging a large piece of raw meat in their mouths. Ru Mao drinks blood, 24K pure savage style.

Saitama:...

Qi Mu:...

Yu Xingmi licked the meat with a face of contentment. No matter what the meat is or what's in it, he just gnawed instinctively, still enjoying it with relish.

This scared the two friends even the style of painting has changed ==

Saitama said with difficulty, "I said you, should you cook it before eating?"

Qi Mu forced himself to calm down: "Yeah, are you using this as a hunting ground?"

Yu Xingmi swallowed a large piece of meat, only to feel a warm force rising in his abdomen, flowing through the limbs, and feeling comfortable from the top of the head to the toes.

It's been a long time, a long time, a long time!

Haven't eaten this kind of meat products full of life energy! It's... so satisfying!

Yu Xingmi looked dreamy: "Gosh, is this world heaven? So happy, I can finally eat!"

Saitama X Saigi:...

Are you the devil?

It turns out that Yu Xingmi is a devil ==

It took her three hours to slaughter the beast-shaped monsters and adult bodies in the forests of the entire city, and then cramped and skinned the adult monsters, packed a few sacks of good meat, and blood flowed into a river wherever she passed, calling it hell.

Even Yu Xingmi stretched out his hand to calm the monster cub gently, and spoke the most creepy words in the softest voice: "Of the fresh meat I have eaten, you are the most delicious! Growing up obediently, I I will come to you to play!"

Frightened a brood of cubs alive!

Saitama murmured: "Come on, Little Beast, he will kill the Demon King when he grows up..."

Qi Mu Tucao said: "They have no chance to grow up."

Yu Xingmi, who has returned to his nature, is too sturdy!

She doesn't have the human concept of "If a person offends me, I will fight back", but like a beast, she will take the initiative to attack, encircle the site, and treat all the creatures on the site as her own food.

Given the eight years of savage experience, she can follow unremarkable clues to uncover a large number of monsters and weirdos hidden in the ground, caves, and lakes, and kill them like hunting.

And Saitama and Qi Mu, who followed her, almost became the clerk who accompanied the girls to the vegetable market ==

Yu Xingmi slapped the lettuce head to death and asked, "What is this? Is lettuce? Can you eat it?"

Saitama: "I killed a kelp-headed weird man. I took a kelp down to make soup and drank it. It tasted good."

Yu Xingmi: "Take it away!"

Saitama: "Yeah!"

Qi Mu:...

I always feel that these two people turned on some kind of incredible switch ==

Yu Xingmi stomped on the head of the mantis monster and asked, "Is there a big pot? Let's deep-fry this thing, add cumin and salt and pepper, and apply it spicy. It's exciting!"

Saitama's serious face: "There is no pot with a diameter of ten meters, but there is a crater with a diameter of 100 meters. We can go to the active volcano for barbecue."

Qi Mu:...

Hello, are you two planning to save the world by eating?

Yu Xingmi picked up a huge clam shell from the bottom of the lake and said excitedly: "It's such a big clam. When I pick it up, this shell can be used as a pot!"

Saitama nodded and said, "If there are pearls in it, you can sell them. Ah... I suddenly felt... I found a way to make money?"

Qi Mu:...

He discovered that when Yu Xingmi came to this world, he was changing the development of the "world line" with a very strange influence.

The deviation of cause and effect, the infinite vitality, drilled new hope from the cracks.

The world began to "watch" Yu Xingya, and blessings similar to those of Saitama were rushing towards her, but the person concerned was not fully aware of it.

This guy...

At the other end, Saitama and Yu Xingya had a very happy chat.

During the chat, Yu Xingmi learned about the overall structure of the world, which is mainly divided into three categories: "heroes, weirdos, and people". relation.

Weird people include mutants, aliens, and undersea people.

Mainly acting as a strange and powerful villain, his job is to destroy daily, oppress ordinary people, and bring the shadow of death to the world.

Heroes, similar to the models of supernatural beings, ultraman, and savior.

It mainly symbolizes the positive role of justice and light. His job is to defeat the forces of evil and evil, save the suffering and all living beings, and bring love and hope to mankind.

The people are vulnerable groups waiting for rescue and urgently in need of rescue.

It exists mainly to highlight the horror of the weirdo and the greatness of the hero. The essential work is to eat melons, scream and escape, to reflect the various human natures and to show the atmosphere.

After straightening out the relationship between these three, Yu Xingmi continued to dig deeper and found that this world is interesting!

Yu Xingmi: "Huh? Being a hero here is open to the public. Can you still accumulate fans to accumulate popularity?"

Saitama: "Yes, yes."

Yu Xingmi had a Coke now: "Hey, Saitama! Are you interested in having a live gourmet broadcast with me!"

Saitama tilted his head, bewildered: "Live broadcast?"

"Hahaha! This is a powerful tool for gathering fans. As long as you cooperate with me, I will promote you to an S-rank hero!"

Yu Xingmi smiled and said: "I, I want a chance to be upright and stand out. Your world is too inclusive, and it suits me well."

"The live broadcast is the most direct way!"

Yu Xingmi raised the meat in his hand and continued: "If you don't live broadcast, who knows that you defeated the monster? If you don't live broadcast, how can you use the video to beat the face?"

"If you don't live broadcast, how can you increase your popularity and accumulate your fans?"

"If you don't live broadcast, how can you tell everyone that monsters are not scary. As long as humans dare to open their belly, they are all food!"

"Saitama, you have the most powerful force value and a heart of innocence. You should stand at the focus of the spotlight and become the direction for everyone to move forward."

"When weirdos can be defeated, when monsters can be used as food, there is more hope in this world."

"Heroes should never be blamed, they should only be sought after and praised."

"Why are you being questioned about your efforts? Why are you being accused of'why don't you come faster'? Why are you being compared?"

"Eat it for them, Saitama!"

Yu Xingmi bit the meat: "Even if you don't think you need it, I hope you can prove your strength. Because...someone needs a hero to become a'dream'."

"So, let's broadcast it together, Saitama?"

Yu Xingya issued a team invitation to Saitama.

Saitama accepted the invitation to form a team and wanted to invite Qimu to join the group.

Qi Mu looked at the two of them deeply and deeply, especially staring at Yu Xingmi. There was no wave on his face, but there was a violent wind and waves in his heart!

He "saw"...

At the moment when she said "live broadcast", the "fate line" of this world had a butterfly effect, like a long drought and rain, and a bunch of new shoots grew.

Qi Mu sighed and accepted their invitation to form a team: "Sure enough, eating to save the world?"

After playing happily all night, Yu Xingmi returned to school with a lot of food and drink. Even the eyebrows were covered with a smile, and the whole face exuded a dazzling brilliance.

She happily returned to the bedroom and opened the door...

Ilumi stood indoors, turned around after hearing the noise.

He pretends to be Lumi, wearing a long green dress, long black hair, a pale face, and dark cat eyes staring at Yu Xingmi deeply, full of resentment, like a deadly ghost. .

A gust of evil wind blew up without knowing where he raised his long hair, making the atmosphere of the whole dorm room more and more gloomy.

The young master stared at Yu Xingmi, staring at her smile gradually disappearing, and finally opened his mouth: "Where did you go last night?"

Yu Xingmi:...

"Where did you go last night?" The words, for some reason, smelled of resentment.

It seems that she is a wife who is alone in her empty girlfriend, and with suppressed anger, she is accusing Huaxin's husband, so she almost pierced her to death with an embroidery needle!

Yu Xing smiled awkwardly: "Uh, just go to play."

Mom, why did she explain?

Ilumi tilted his head: "Qimu or Saitama? Or, together?"

Yu Xingmi:...

She knows all the truth, really. So the question is, what made this young lady into Sherlock Holmes?

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PS: Ilumi: How can I tie a woman?

[Fei Zhai also want to fall in love]: Try to have a baby?

Ilumi couldn't help but fall into contemplation.

PS: Xia Ke: Why is the hair falling more and more recently?

Wo Jin: Me too...

Finks: I too...

Fei Tan: 嘁...

Nobunaga: Is bald head contagious?

Kuroro:...

PS: Fake Spider·No.4·Hisso: How strange? Why did I start to lose hair?