Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

In response to "because I didn't return home at night, I made my eldest mad", although Yu Xingmi wanted to express the meaning of Yu Nv's ignorance, but seeing Rumi's gloomy face, he became guilty for some reason. NS.

In fact, this is not difficult to understand. The eldest is proud and has no friends except her.

The two waved through the arena and swam through Whale Island. Even if they did not become friends who talked about everything, they at least became close friends.

And the words "close relationship" are commonplace to her, to the eldest...maybe it is a rare novel experience in this life.

Therefore, even if the eldest lady behaved more intimately, paranoidly, and more controlling, Yu Xingmi didn't care.

After all, this sister has no feelings, and it is rare to catch a friend of the same sex. Naturally, she wants to drown her with "love". If she can't drown, she will drown to death ==

Well, understanding and understanding, considerate and considerate.

Girls and girls, there is so much conflict between the left and the right.

In elementary school, she didn't call her girlfriends when she went to the bathroom, and her girlfriends cried very loudly: "You don't call me when you pee, will you stop following me?"

In junior high school, she fancied differently from her girlfriends. Her girlfriends didn't bring her milk tea for a week: "Cut, even my life is not the same, dare you still say you love me?"

In high school, she...

In the same way, she has left the eldest for the night now, why is the other party angry?

Can I get angry, can I coax or confuse? Make do with Fudge.

Yu Xingya: "With Saitama and Qimu, the Internet cafe opened black last night! The DPS of that game is very difficult to get started, and one hit is all night."

The corners of Ilumi's mouth twitched, revealing a stiff smile, grim and weird: "Internet cafes? Is it near the university town or youkexin city center?"

Yu Xing paused, and his brain swiftly moved.

First of all, this is a trap question!

Secondly, the eldest dared to ask this question, maybe she had already figured out these two locations, but she could not be found.

Finally, it is safer to eliminate A and B and choose C.

Yu Xingmi shook his head firmly: "Neither! We chose the green and healthy Internet cafe that is close to the residential area! It's called... "Ye Se"!"

Ilumi tilted his head and said, "Oh, ‘the night’s..." It was meaningful.

"There was a murder case in'Ye Se' last night, so were you there?"

Yu Xingmi:...

It turns out that this is not a trap question, but a sending proposition ==

It's strange that she has done nothing wrong, because Mao is getting short of breath?

After only one round of temptation, looking at Yu Xingmi's stunned face, Ilumi was basically certain-it was false for Internet cafes to open black, and it was true to mess with people.

As for what happened, it is probably an unspeakable secret among the "unknown".

Since it is a secret, if he keeps asking about it, it will probably backfire. Rather than making an upset and crashing the market, it's better to accept it as soon as you see it, and you may be able to make a profit.

When it comes to the word "earning", Ilumi's emotional intelligence is almost like riding a rocket, soaring!

He "wisely" handed out the steps: "Did you remember wrong?"

Yu Xingmi immediately went down the stroke: "Hey, I can't remember it!"

So, the matter was exposed, and the nonsense was turned over.

"I don't mind if you go out to play, and don't care who you are with, what you are playing with, and how long you are going to play." Ilumi said calmly, "but before you leave, be sure to let me know."

He held up his phone, acting very generously, and his lines were perfect: "Please don't worry me, okay?"

Please don't worry me, okay?

Just this sentence instantly blasted Yu Xingmi's heart defense!

Unexpectedly, the reason why the eldest lady questioned her was not out of selfishness, but out of concern among friends. Oh grass, she is so touched!

Yu Xingmi was very emotional, and raised the paper bag in his hand by the way.

After spending a whole night in Saitama’s world, she brought back a lot of fresh meat. Since the eldest was worried about her all night, this is an apologize for "her"!

Yu Xingmi gave a bag of fresh meat to Ilumi, then packed up her toiletries and happily went into the bathroom to wash.

Only Yu Yi Lumi was carrying the paper bag with an unpredictable expression.

Do you mind if you go out and play?

No, he minds.

Don't care who you are with?

No, he cares.

The more hypocritical some words are, the more beautiful they can be said.

Ilumi hates people and things that are out of control, especially for those who can pry Yu Xingmi from under his eyelids, and who have the ability to prevent him from finding her, he is instinctively guarded and disgusted.

He finally caught Qi Ya, and his little brother was scared to go home.

Unexpectedly, when he returned to the bedroom, there was no one on the bed.

The mobile phone is unavailable, the positioning is no longer, and the crowd of people disappears overnight.

It's like the dominoes piled up by him when he was a child, piled up one by one, with a little investment, but because one didn't pay attention, it collapsed instantly and collapsed across the board...

If Yu Xingya is the "domino" he wants to build, then Saitama and Qimu are the inducements that led to the collapse of the "domino".

Ilumi was sure that he was defeated by the "unknown" by force, but Hisoso once told him that if you want to get a woman, you must get her heart...

The young master suddenly understood.

As long as Yu Xingmi's heart is here, how far can she go?

Ilumi smiled gloomily, then opened the paper bag.

Three seconds later, he closed the paper bag in a delicate mood.

This kind of large, blood-stained beast meat full of life energy has always been the favorite nourishment for those who think about abilities.

If he remembers correctly, the beast meat with "reading" is sold at 50 million nuns per kilogram. Just like beating the enemy and the crowd, they spend a lot of money to buy, and occasionally there are times when they cannot meet the needs of the home.

But now, Ilumi squeezed the paper bag, thinking it was ten kilograms. In other words, Yu Xing had been in the air all night, and came back to give him 500 million jinni...

Five hundred million, quit, Nepal!

At this point, the eldest master finally understands what it feels like to be upheld by a rich woman.

But this was not over yet, half an hour later, he received a call from Mi Ji.

"Big brother, I won! Your lottery ticket, 15, 51, 03, 28! I won the jackpot, one hundred million jinni!"

Ilumi:...

"Brother, there is another bad news, that your final exam is not enough..." What Mi Ji was saying tremblingly, Ilumi no longer wanted to hear or could not hear.

He had only one thought in his mind: Is this the legendary "eating soft rice"?

The young master opened the paper bag and looked down at "Five Million".

Well, soft rice is so delicious.

Yu Xingya kept his promise and said that he would take Saitama to live broadcast, so everything would be done for sure.

Quilia and Camilla are so foolish, the most difficult eldest lady has got rid of. She brought a camera with a 16-inch panel, and went on a food tour. It was a good time to make headlines.

The old partner Qimu, the young partner Saitama, and the young apprentice Jenos who brought Saitama——

Very good, honest student, curiously dressed bald, handsome semi-remodeled person, plus her million-fan UP master, all the elements are available, it's almost a live broadcast!

Because in the world of Saitama, there are many superpowers like dogs, and demons and monsters are everywhere. The people have never seen anything weird, have never suffered any disaster, have never endured any blows, this tolerance and plasticity are simply not too good!

Therefore, let alone Qi Mu didn't hide it, even Yu Xingmi also digs out his foundation.

She opened the 16-inch panel of the Jinjiang Toutiao system, connected to the world's network, locked the platform with the largest traffic, registered and applied for live broadcast in one go, and let the smart camera point at them!

It was just that she was fooling around here for a long time, only to find that...except for her, the little friends couldn't see this panel.

However, this is not the time to explore this.

The live broadcast has already started, passers-by have arrived, and the names have been hung up-Teacher Saitama teaches you a hundred ways to cook freaks.

This name is very interesting. At a time when ordinary people are oppressed by weirdos, and now when heroes are often defeated by weirdos, it is really arrogant and arrogant to put up a "cooking weirdo" or "100 ways" sign!

Sure enough, once the name came out, anyone who saw the name accidentally had to come in and take a walk.

For nothing, I just want to watch the anchor slap himself on the face, begging for mercy after being chased by a stranger. Ha ha, make you arrogant, make you arrogant!

In response to this gimmick, the audience rushed into the live broadcast room, and the barrage instantly mocked.

[Only Ai Sweetheart Mask]: "A hundred ways to cook a weirdo? It laughs me to death, is it a hundred ways for a weirdo to cook me?"

[Dragon Roll's Burrito]: "The rescue number of the Heroes Association has been dialed."

[KING is my husband]: "Nowadays, the anchor really has no bottom line. I dare to name anything."

Unexpectedly, in the next second, they saw Yu Xingmi's beautiful face: "Hello everyone, I am the anchor Kiwi! This is my partner Qimu, hero Saitama, and little partner Jenos."

The barrage was silent for a moment, and then it exploded!

[President of the Jenos Support Club]: "Oh my God! It's Jenos! Hurry up, the true fans are coming soon!"

[Tong Di's mother fan]: "Jenos, isn't this an S-rank hero? How can I mix with ordinary people for live broadcasting?"

[Goddess of Blowing Snow]: "Take three oil bottles to fight the weirdos, Jenos is too big!"

"The purpose of our group of four is to'save the world by eating', the creed is'nothing can't be eaten', the rule is'don't eat anything that is delivered to the door', and the motto is'I eat, therefore I am'."

"It is our honour to meet everyone at the first live broadcast. Then let's not talk nonsense, let's get to the point!"

The barrage gradually became dense, and Yu Xing was not surprised, but turned the camera around and aimed at the vast and deep forest sea ahead. I saw the densely knotted giant tree in front of it was like a black beast's mouth, waiting for the prey to be caught.

Yu Xingmi: "As you can see, we are standing on the periphery of the'Death Forest.' The main reason for picking here is cleanliness."

Yes, clean.

The forest where weird people gather and the death rate is as high as 98% is really "clean"!

Seeing the group of four stepping into the forest without scruples, talking and laughing, the atmosphere is harmonious as if going on an outing. "Dying" and "I called the police" filled up.

The number of online people climbed wildly, and the popularity suddenly jumped from the bottom to the mid-range, and then rose from the mid-range at the fastest speed!

Yu Xingmi continued: "Ah, I heard the voice, let us see who is so lucky to be the ingredient for the first episode of the program?"

A sound of "dongdongdong" footsteps came from the depths of the dense forest. Towering ancient trees were uprooted, and the flat ground was chapped with numerous cracks.

What huge monster is rushing, what is the unstoppable threat approaching!

Even if you are across the screen, even if you are not in front of your eyes, all the viewers watching the live broadcast feel suffocated!

especially--

When a 20-meter-high Minotaur sprayed a nose of heat and appeared in front of them, the barrage of the live broadcast went blank!

The audience seemed to be frightened and completely forgot to type!

Only Xingmi’s voice continued: “It’s very lucky today that I met a calf that was alone. Don’t be afraid, everyone. The calf is just a high-quality ingredient. You can eat it by twisting it around.”

[The clouds are full of dead souls]: "The anchor, run! Don't die just to make money, run!"

[I want to be a hero too]: "Stop bragging and run!"

[Masked Love]: "Jenos must be able to block it, you three drag the oil bottle and run!"

However, they neither saw the quartet escape, nor did they see Jenos take action. I saw a bald head slowly raising his hand, almost punching out like a joke...

"boom--"

The Minotaur's head was directly exploded into dross, but the terrifying body still followed inertia and took a few steps forward.

Immediately afterwards, the Minotaur stopped all movements, and fell to the ground with a rumbling along with the spewing blood.

All the barrage is silent!

Damn it! Did they read it right? Are they blind?

It was just... a fist?

Yes, a fist! Killed the Minotaur with a fist? Lie!

Yu Xingmi: "Jenos, some skewers of roast beef."

I saw that the S-rank hero Jenos was willing to be sent to the minotaur's corpse obediently, and he stretched out his metal arm and burst into flames.

While grilling on fire, sprinkle with salt and pepper and cumin, and rinse another wave of sauce.

Finally, Yu Xingmi held the beef skewers and smiled at the live broadcast room: "Today's food live broadcast is here. Do you remember the way to make beef skewers?"

"Tomorrow at twelve o'clock, we will see or leave~~"

With a snap, the screen in the live broadcast room is black.

A few minutes later, the audience's barrage roared: "Do you think what I lack is beef and method? What I lack is the fist!"

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PS: The gourmet room from now on——

Barrage: Run! The four demons are here! Weird man with long horns, run!

Barrage: The Weird Guardian Association sent a strong condemnation. Do you know what it is?

Barrage: Too cruel! Another punch! Save me something to eat, okay!