Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

Mi Ji said: "Even if I am dead, my elder brother lashes the corpse frantically, and nails the needle in the torture room, I will bet on the dignity of the technical house and shout with the voice of a single dog-there is really a problem with my sister-in-law! "

As for the problematic method, Mi Ji was really unsure and couldn't say it out.

He can't tell his parents truthfully: According to my guess, although his sister-in-law is only 18 years old, he seems to be able to hang his 110-year-old grandfather!

Don't you want face to beat the enemy Hakka?

What can Mi Ji do, she can only tell her parents euphemistically: Sister-in-law has a problem, she seems to be a very strong woman. Big brother Ilumi may not be able to keep her.

Sure enough, Seba and Kijo couldn't stand it anymore.

The son born to him naturally knows what he is like. Ilumi grows so big, not to mention leaving a woman beside him, not even the flies that bit him are mothers!

Except for Hisuo faithfully playing the role of a glowing crotch "licking dog", Ilumi has a bunch of ringlets to choose from ==

Finally, Ilumi Songkou chose his fiancée.

The thief is not easy, and the fiancee has not disliked Ilumi.

It's not easy, she still strives to become stronger!

I always feel that my daughter-in-law is getting better, and Ilumi is going to be dumped every minute!

For the eldest son, this cabbage will not be taken over by Hisoso, so that the eldest son can take the good cabbage from other homes...

Shiba and Jiqiu rushed to You Kexin all the way, without notifying Ilumi at all.

It is a pity that the killer who beat the enemy and the family has never had the experience of dealing with normal people. I don't even know what to say about greetings, what gifts to prepare, and what to say when they meet.

In case any step went wrong, the daughter-in-law who reached the mouth ran away...

No, this is the biggest loss since beating the enemy off a hundred years!

Therefore, they only knew that they appeared in Yu Xingmi's sight, attracted her attention, and tested her strength, hoping that the other party could take the initiative to talk to each other to facilitate the opening of the exchange.

However, Yu Xingmi remained indifferent, as if completely unaware of their existence.

"It's not like a person with the ability to think." Sheba observed Yu Xing for a long time and came to the following conclusion, "It's like an ordinary person." The judgment Ke Miji made made him very concerned.

Chijo took up a fan and covered her lips: "Anada, do you need to try it?"

Sheba nodded slightly.

He took out a bamboo tube with the length of his index finger from his arms and installed a thin needle in it. Sporadic drugs were smeared on the head, and the weight was so light that it was only enough for an ordinary child to fall asleep for half an hour.

Direct probing is the "friendly" way of greeting Hakkas who have abnormal brain circuits to beat the enemy.

Putting it on his son must be a lethal poison, a late-night attack, and an explosion to meet him. It can be put on the "daughter-in-law", as gentle as it can be.

Xiba put the small bamboo tube to his mouth, aimed at Yu Xingmi's neck, and blew it out gently...

If the other party is a mindful person, the chanting is enough to protect her from being disturbed by fine needles. If it's not, it's okay, at least it caught the other party's attention, didn't it?

Unfortunately, Yu Xingmi couldn't help but yawned, his slender neck was raised, his eyes narrowed slightly, and his hand covered his mouth.

The fine needle accidentally deviated from the trajectory of 1CM, passed between her elbow and neck, and "ding" on the arm of an otaku.

The otaku fainted and fell to the ground. Yu Xingmi was stunned for a while, and then immediately rushed to check it out, yelling: "No, he has a heat stroke!"

Sheba X Kijo:...

They looked at You Kexin in the setting sun, and couldn't help falling into contemplation.

Yu Xingmi rescued an ordinary otaku and walked back to school licking ordinary ice cream. Once again I saw the white-haired middle-aged man and the delicate and elegant lady.

Now they were standing by the telephone pole, staring at her with a focused look.

It's so strange, why are they staring at her?

Does she look like someone who can buy insurance?

Ji Qiu noticed Yu Xingmi's eyes, took a deep breath, and grasped Seba's arm again: "Anada, she should have noticed us this time, right?"

Sheba: "Yeah."

Yu Xingmi licked the ice cream and walked towards them, step by step, getting closer and closer.

Very good, there is no trash can near the telephone poles, she walked towards them, only...

Yu Xingmi frowned and stood beside the telegraph pole beside Kijo and Sheba. The advertising paper was torn off.

Sheba X Kijo:...

After tearing it up, Yu Xingmi confirmed it. White-haired middle-aged men and expensive women are not the main sellers of insurance. If this was a sales advertisement, she would have come up early, so how could she have waited so long.

But since they are not salesmen selling insurance, why are they staring at her?

Yu Xing took a detour, but met the man and woman again under the overpass at the next stop. The weird thing is that they are clearly standing in a particularly "conspicuous" corner, and their appearance is so peculiar, why no one notices them?

However, these two did follow her and kept watching her. Those two pairs of straight eyes, no matter how you look at them, they seem to be-very similar to the eyes that Rumi always looks at her.

That's a...

How to describe it?

Like the eyes of a left-behind old man who is mixed with a little temper, a little pride, and a particularly boring, but also eager to be understood and cared for?

So, uncle, aunt, do I know you? Or, should I know you?

Who are you guys?

Yu Xingmi's brain turned seven or eight bends, until the last moment blessed to the soul! She thought about countless possibilities, but they were all defeated by their inaction.

There is only one point, and only that point, doesn't it seem to make sense?

It’s just that if it’s really like that...

Yu Xingmi glanced at another rickety figure holding a broken bowl under the overpass, and compared Seba and Kijou in a beautiful costume. Gradually, she showed contempt and helpless eyes.

This time, she didn't avoid it, walked straight towards them, and reached out to her pocket, took out a coin with a face value of 100 jin, and grabbed Gijou's hand and placed it in her palm.

Yu Xingmi: "That's all, there won't be more."

At the end, she whispered and left: "Looking at the young and well-dressed, why choose to beg?"

By the way, another handicapped person was cast 100 renminbi.

Sheba X Kijo:...

They began to understand why Mi Ji wanted to say that there was a problem with "Sister-in-law".

With this little girl's too ordinary, normal, and intuitive "powerful" thinking, Ilumi wanted to break her "straight" like they beat the enemy, which is completely impossible!

So, does the eldest son still have to be an orphan?

As a result, Kijou couldn't afford it.

She couldn't help it anymore and broke out at the fastest speed, trying to redeem the lost cabbage.

When the well-maintained hand approached Yu Xingmi, trying to pull the other's sleeves——

Yu Xingmi sighed and didn't even need to look back. He just raised his hand lightly, and accurately grasped the wrist attacking from behind.

She turned her face to the side of her suddenly shrinking pupils, her eyes indifferent: "I said, don't follow me."

Ji Qiu, who was born in Meteor Street, is covered with "Nian" all the time. It is not a problem to have "mind" as a protection to deal with ordinary people's attacks.

But at this moment, just by being held by her wrist, she felt a force breaking through the protection of "Nian", compressing her skin and bones!

It was a strong force that could not be ignored at all, and it was a warning that made her unable to resist.

How did you do it?

Obviously not like a person with the ability to think, obviously...

"Follow me again, even if you are a girl, I will beat you too!"

After speaking, Yu Xingmi ignored Ji Qiu again, let go of her hand and turned around calmly, leaving her back frankly to them.

Only Ji Qiu stayed in place, trembling and squeezing his wrist, as if to contain something, his whole body trembled.

It's not afraid, it's not shuddering, but...

"Anada, did you see it?" Kijoo held out his hand and held his face, his expression rippling, full of excitement, "Good... good! Good feeling!"

"This feeling...ah~~this feeling!"

Just like when Sheba saw her for the first time, the overwhelming murderous aura and the utterly audible warning "Kill you". This kind of dying, suffocating, and perfect threat of force, even if there is only one face to face, is imprinted in her bones, and she will never forget it!

"This feeling is better than the experience you gave me, Anada!"

Kijou seemed to have fallen in love: "I want to... I want her to kill me! Ah!"

Sheba:...

For some reason, I always feel like I have changed a color, illusion?

What Ilumi wanted to hide, after all, was that the paper couldn't hold back the fire. When he received a call from his mother, Ji Qiu, he understood that his plan to make Yu Xingmi his "exclusive deacon" was about to declare bankruptcy.

However, the eldest master didn't panic at all. Holding the phone, he began to pretend to be stupid: "Is she strong?"

"No, mother. I dumped all the trash in the dormitory, and she couldn't handle the trash bag at all."

"Is she fierce?"

"No, mother. She will buy me breakfast, feed me hot pot, and give me bath water, very gentle."

"Is she great?"

"No, Mom. Except for exam results and face, she doesn't seem to have any outstanding merits."

As he said, Ilumi said casually: "If, as you said, she is a powerful mindful person who can defeat her mother and get rid of my control, then..."

"Mom, let's change the candidate for the'fiancee' to Hisoso."

Chijou:...

It's this name again!

Hiso, lying on the gun, was suddenly full of Jiju's hatred value!

Ilumi said indifferently: "At least, with Hisoso, I must be in charge of the money, right?"

"I just want to find an ordinary woman who is well-behaved, gentle and easy to control, nothing more." Ilumi said, "So, mother, I want to make sure, is she really an ordinary person?"

"If not, there is no need to invest."

Kijo at the other end was silent for a moment, and said, "...she's just an ordinary person."

Ilumi's tone did not fluctuate: "But you just told me that she squeezed your wrist?"

"Is there nothing?" Ilumi paused for a long time and said, "Well then. Please stop making such jokes in the future, mother."

Beat the enemy and offenders for profit. After seeing Yu Xingmi's "tip of the iceberg", no one can remain unmoved at all.

However, she is too strong.

Powerful enough to make any plan beyond expectation as long as she thinks about it, and the whole line collapses out of control.

If you want to hold this potential stock in your hand, what else can you do to beat the enemy off by playing his "emotional" card?

However, he told them-what he wanted was just a convenient object to control.

If the opponent is too strong, he will choose to protect himself and stay away.

Based on this premise, no matter how much "uncommon" Yu Xingmi has, it will become "ordinary."

Kijoo understands that the relationship between Yu Xingmi and Ilumi is a typical love drama in which "boyfriend is by his side, and he can't even unscrew the mineral water bottle; when he sacrifices to heaven, he will have his skull unscrewed". Phenomenon.

不管怎么说，要是父母的参与，让伊路米生起了“跟余星弥分手”的念头，那么……余星弥会不会因爱生恨而暴走，把揍敌客整一族的头盖骨都Screw it down?

That just one move is enough to destroy the ability of her one hand...

Well, ordinary people.

No matter how you think, you have to be ordinary people ==

As for her eldest son Ilumi...

When they get married, Ilumi doesn't care about getting money after marriage. What does it have to do with them?

It's not easy to marry this eldest son!

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PS: Ilumi: Round up, we have already met our parents.

Yu Xingmi:...So, are your parents beggars?

Ilumi:...