Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

As a pervert with a pure blood line, Paliston, for the trivial matter of being crushed on his instep, how could he... not hold grudges [keep smiling.jpg].

It is one thing to get Yu Xingmi intently, but it is another thing to retaliate against her and make trouble for her. Since head-to-head is not his style, soft violence is the best choice.

With countless fan groups, when do you not need to stay at this time?

Just reveal a little bit of news and tell them that he was injured and hospitalized and in a serious condition, all because of a woman...

Really looking forward to it!

In the face of countless same-sex reproaches, unexplained gossip, and malicious cyber violence, how would Yu Xingmi react?

If she suffers so much from this, what a delicious "happiness" should be!

Paliston couldn't wait to get into trouble.

According to his imagination, fans will definitely set off an emotional storm when they hear the reason for his injury and hospitalization, and they will hate Yu Xingmi, the woman who hurt their "Papa"!

But he never expected that Yu Xingmi had been a million-fan UP master in his last life and had countless fans. A bunch of sunspots are looking for fault, she really didn't put it in her eyes.

When receiving the first fan text message of "You bad woman, how can you hurt Papa", Yu Xingmi twitched his mouth, climbed the Internet, registered an account, and in the Palestron support club forum, Made a post.

"Want to offer a loving breakfast, lunch and dinner to your beloved Papa?"

"Want to provide your care and quality service to the injured Papa?"

"Want to get his attention during Papa's hospital stay and warm up your relationship?"

“I accidentally injured Papa and provided valuable contact opportunities for everyone who loves Papa. Now I am recruiting 8 Papa’s exclusive nutritionists, 8 exclusive care workers, and 8 exclusive styling staff."

"Those who are interested in posting messages, and those who send harassing text messages are deprived of their qualifications."

Yu Xingmi clicked "Send" and then watched boredly at the post being built into a tall building.

Ten minutes later, she received one hundred apology text messages from the fan, the main content being "I was wrong, Dad", "Choose me, Dad", "Love me again, Dad"...

It is said that fan behavior, idol pays the bill.

Although it is her fault to injure Paliston, it doesn't matter what the reason is, Paliston, as an influential public figure, did not come forward and explain it once after the news of the injury spread?

Is it really unknowing?

Not necessarily ==

However, Yu Xingmi did not want to think too bad about people. But she never said that she would take it that this had never happened.

Since Paliston is too happy to explain, don't explain it at all. The mouth grows on the face, not only for talking, but also for eating, isn’t it?

Yu Xingmi recruited nutritionists and nurses, focusing on explaining "Papa's instep has a comminuted fracture, which has injured the muscles and bones for a hundred days. You must seize the opportunity"!

One hundred days, that is three months!

In three months, during the weakest period of men, there are so many ambiguities and feelings that can arise!

Fans used eighteen martial arts, just to win Papa's favor. But this is not over yet, Yu Xingmi contacted the unsuccessful fans offline, saying that as long as the soup is cooked frequently, there is love in the dishes.

Since then, as a matchmaker who connects idols and fans, Yu Xingmi has become a "big sister" ==

What about Palistron?

Is it possible to face the fans, or to fight against Yu Xingmi? He can't even explain to ordinary people that he is a person with abilities, and he can recover quickly from his injuries!

Because the ability to think is the ability to be monopolized by the class.

If he dares to divulge the slightest bit, he is breaking the human class stratification. The privileged would never let him go, and even Biyang De would not save him.

So what can he do?

He just died, died in the hospital, jumped from the orthopedic ward, he also had to drink and lick the soup made by fans while Yu Xingmi's "gentle" watch!

When Yu Xingmi started school, Palistron was really anxious to transfer.

At that time, his weight had soared by 10KG, his face was round and three-pointers, and his double chin and belly were coming out. Not to mention wearing the old suit and trousers, even if he puts on makeup, he can't hide the greasiness after getting fat ==

If Kulolo has lost his hair, Paliston has lost his face value.

It's an unbearable pain in life.

But they are the ones who suffer. What does it have to do with Yu Xingmi, an ordinary student party?

She has a peaceful mind, lives in the Buddhism department, devotes herself to a fulfilling study career, smoothly integrates into society in the world of LV.1, and lives an ordinary day.

She unites the collective, loves her classmates, respects and loves teachers, and works actively. Live in harmony with your roommates, pull your roommates together, and work hard with your roommates.

In the end, under Yu Xingmi's earnest insistence, he returned to the 616 dormitory of public welfare undertakings, unanimously receiving praise and awards from the "Welfare Institute", as well as the moving tears of the children.

The aunts of the orphanage: "Two weeks have passed, it has delayed your study too much. We are sorry to go, don't come again in the future!" Full of tears.

Children in the orphanage: "Big sisters, we have learned to eat insects, pick up trash and plow the soil, thank you for your teaching, Satanara!" Waving frantically.

At that time, Ilumi was holding the certificate of "Public Service" and the certificate of "Good People and Good Deeds" in her hands, and the dark cat's eyes were full of novelty.

He turned the soil for the orphanage and got their affirmation of him and recognition of his work attitude. There are not only certificates and awards, but also thanks and speeches.

Novelty, will killers be thanked by ordinary people?

But how about his fat sheep client, native family and country?

He worked diligently as a killer and worked hard to make deals. Paid so many taxes and did so many things.

They never gave him a pennant, nor did they award him awards such as "The Best Killer of the Year in the Republic of Batokia", "The Best Tax King of the Year", and "The Most Outstanding Youth of the Year".

I'm so angry, I lost it.

He waited for the pennants one by one.

Compared with the abnormal brain circuit of the young master, the knight is almost dazed.

Sincerely, he has been a robber for ten years. What the **** is it that he hasn't seen the wind, waves, and blood, but can be surrounded by a group of ordinary people and applauded, awarding certificates and certificates?

The most terrible thing was that he stared wide-eyed and watched Yu Xingmi smiled and accepted the reward. He didn't have the least awareness of being a "strong man". He actually bent over and nodded softly "thank you" to an ordinary person? !

a bolt from the blue!

But what can he do? What can he do?

In Yu Xingmi’s loving and encouraging sight-he, a knight, the all-performing Phantom Brigade spider brain, can only take a deep breath, accept the certificates and awards, bend down and bow, nod in greeting, and use the gentleness that has only been seen in his life. , Say "Ali Gado" ==

If Kulolo lost his hair and Paliston lost his appearance, then the knight really lost the "dignity" of the robber!

Knight:...

I'm too hard ==

However, the knights also did not expect that the young master who beat the enemy Hakka was so flexible and stretched that he would lose his face when he lost his face, without any hesitation.

Ilumi bent down and nodded in thank you, and added a sentence at the end: "Is there only one? Are there any other certificates?"

Orphanage:...

Knight:...

Do you think this is a nun?

Only Yu Xingmi's eyes were bright, pouring the belated chicken soup for the knight and Yilumi: "As long as everyone gives a little love, the world will become a beautiful world."

"No matter how beautiful a human skin is, it is not as beautiful as time. But what we have done can have a profound impact."

"Do you feel that life is full of meaning? Do you feel that your soul has been sublimated? Have you found that the world is better and brighter than before? Is there..."

The knight scowled: "No."

Ilumi nodded in agreement. This is a rare tacit understanding between the two operating systems.

Yu Xingmi:...

The harmony of the 616 bedroom is heating up, but when the "heating up" progresses, Yu Xingmi always feels less comfortable than before. For some reason, she always felt...the relationship between Rumi, Dongsuo and her was a strange sense of disharmony.

For example, she took out the pot and knocked loudly: "How about instant noodles tonight!"

On weekdays, Quilia and Camilla must respond positively, eagerly give back, and provide condiments and materials. But after the dormitory changed people, it became—

Knight: "Although I really want to stay, I have an appointment with someone to play games tonight." It's not enough to fly a pigeon, and be beaten to death by him, believe it or not ==

Ilumi: "I have something tonight, come back late, you can go to bed first."

Yu Xingmi put down the pot, feeling that the instant noodles hadn't been eaten yet, so he felt lonely.

For example, she is rarely free and arranges a plan: "Let’s go shopping tomorrow!"

On weekdays, Quilia and Camilla would cheer loudly, take care of them actively, and give advice on clothing collocation and makeup intensity. But after the dormitory changed people, it became—

Xia Ke: "Sorry, I don't like shopping." Going to the streets is to grab and buy? nonexistent.

Ilumi: "Next time."

Yu Xingmi put down her skirt, feeling that the street was empty before she started shopping.

Obviously there are three people living in the four-person dormitory, why does she feel lonely, empty and cold?

It wasn't until she went to the cafeteria to eat and sat a male student in the dormitory not far from her left hand that she was surprised where this sense of disobedience came from.

"Do you have an appointment tonight? If you don't have an appointment, play games together!"

"No problem, I just pushed my girlfriend's appointment. Tell her next time... Well, I really don't like shopping. Tired!"

"Tell her in advance to go to bed early."

"Yeah, in case the call hits the key point, she calls, it is a problem if she can't answer it."

Yu Xingmi:...

In the words of the boys' dormitory, she opened a pair of dead fish eyes, and began to carefully recall what Dongsuo and Rumi had said.

To tell the truth, is it true that straight male thinking is popular among girls these days?

Thinking about it, it was around eight o'clock in the evening. The more Yu Xingmi thought about it, the more things went wrong, and she always felt like she had been overlooked. So, she turned on her phone and opened the address book... Dongsuo's name was ranked before Rumi, so let's call Dongsuo's number first!

Yu Xingmi pressed the dial and put the phone to his ear.

At the other end, inside the abandoned building of You Kexin. The phantom brigade gathered together, looking for a place to stay according to their own preferences, in twos and threes.

The knight and Feitan are playing games fiercely, Kurolo sits by the campfire and reads, Hisso is stacking the poker tower, Wojin and Nobunaga are breaking their wrists... Xiaodi is holding the popeye and is clearing the mess after the meal.

The popeye is like a universal vacuum cleaner, where it needs to be sucked. The knight and Feitan will inevitably have to eat when they play a game. When they eat, a lot of garbage will be generated.

Xiaodi naturally walked around behind them to clean up.

Just then, the knight's cell phone rang...

Fei Tan: "Hey, your call!"

Knight: "Oh, don't want to win! This one will make you lose!"

Some naturally silly little Di picked up the phone, stared at the note that the caller ID was displayed as "old witch", and reminded: "Knight, your phone."

The knight shouted: "Help me hang up or answer the call! Hahaha, Feitan, you are dead!"

Fei Tan said coldly: "Kill you!"

Xiaodi tilted his head and awkwardly pressed down to answer.

On the other side of the phone, a gentle female voice came: "Dongsuo?"

Who is Dongsuo?

Xiaodi looked puzzled. As the forgetfulness of the brigade, Xiaodi has an ability, that is, things that she has forgotten, and never want to remember them.

Therefore, even though the knight has repeatedly emphasized that his current vest is Dongsuo, Xiaodi still honestly said: "Who is that?"

Yu Xing was dumbfounded: "Eh...this, isn't this Dongsuo's number? Who are you?"

Xiaodi: "I don't know Dongsuo. This is Xia Ke's number. My name is Xiaodi."

"Knight?" Yu Xing filled his head with a question mark, "Is it the wrong number? I'm sorry."

After repeated apologies, she hung up the phone.

Xiaodi held the phone and heard the question from the knight: "Xiaodi, who is it?"

Xiaodi: "The other party dialed the wrong number."

The knight didn't care at all and continued to play the game.

Five seconds later, Yu Xingmi's call was called back again, and Xiaodi answered the call again. On the other end, the gentle female voice trembled slightly: "This is Dongsuo's phone number. I didn't make a mistake, what knight?"

Xiaodi firmly said: "This is a knight's mobile phone, there is no Dongsuo."

"Dongsuo!" Yu Xingmi began to square, "a girl, tall and a little strong. Big golden waves, green eyes, baby face."

"That's a knight." Xiaodi relentlessly stripped off the knight's vest. "He often wears this suit to run outside recently!"

"He?" He and her, in the languages ​​of different worlds, have completely different pronunciations.

At this moment, Yu Xingmi was completely stunned!

Xiaodi: "Well, the knight is a man, don't you know?"

Yu Xingmi:...

I don't know what's going on on the other end, and there was a busy tone of "beep toot". Xiaodi stared at the knight's phone with a baffling expression.

The captain is reading a book, Hisso is staring at the captain; the knights are playing games, and the games are beating Feitan; Finks and Franklin are fighting each other...Well, everyone seems to be very busy, so let's not disturb them.

Xiaodi put the phone back to the knight, carrying the popeye fish to continue cleaning.

After a while, the knight laughed happily: "Hahaha, Feitan, you lost!"

Feitan was so angry that he threw away the game handle.

The knight loosened his bones and was about to pick up his mobile phone to see who was calling. In the next second, I heard Feitan say: "One more game!"

Hearing this, the knight put down his cell phone in seconds, and went with Feitan to the romance that belonged to a man alone.

As everyone knows, in the female dormitory of Yabel University, Yu Xingmi, who had pulled off his mobile phone, slowly got up. Going to the balcony, she has black hair and no wind. She has a clear smile on her mouth, but it is more terrifying than the female ghost crawling out of the TV.

The suffocating coercion slowly rises.

I heard you are a man?

Fortunately, there is a lack of material lately, and even more bursts. Do you think about how to die?

In the remote Batokya Republic, withered and slaughtered mountains, in the eighteen-layered secret room of the prisoners of the Enemy and Ke tribe.

The fourth son Aluka Beating the enemy who was playing with the puppet bear raised his face, his beautiful big eyes seemed to have penetrated the thick steel plate and looked in one direction.

Stare intently and intently.

"Nanica, what are you afraid of?" He muttered to himself while holding the puppet bear.

Gradually, his cute and delicate face turned into a hollow ghost face, dark, skull-like eyes, and a black mouth that can be grinned to the ear.

The ghost doll said: "She's here, she's here."

Aluga: "Who is it?"

"Five disasters, they are good."

"Five disasters, I was born."

Nanica, possessing the characteristics of the five major disasters of the Dark Continent, has become the sixth major disaster outside the five major disasters-hope.

Also... desperate.

It's just good and evil between thoughts.

Naniga: "She's here, it's the seventh disaster of the Dark Continent-the Devil."

The author has something to say:

PS: Knight: I won the game, I lost my life ==

PS: Ilumi: First dial the number of the knight, save my dog's life ==

PS: Well, the knight was a decent man before his death, so let's...