Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

Ilumi's brain circuit is very simple.

He wanted to earn Kuroro's nuns, watch Kuroro's abilities, and watch Kuroro's show. It’s hard to get on a suitable bench. How can there be any reason to give a seat to a young couple?

If you need to meet the conditions of "you bite me" to be eligible to sit on this bench, Ilumi said, let Yu Xing take a bite... Oh no, you might die. Well, he said, it’s totally okay to take a bite of Yuxing.

Go through a wave of "procedures", and then grab the opponent's face. Ilumi found that the other's face tasted good, like a silky chocolate cake, which made people want to lick it.

He sticks out his tongue and chuckles--

Immediately afterwards, the eldest master judged that Yu Xingmi’s face had a high "nutritional value" based on his 24-year experience in taking poison.

Yu Xingmi's brain circuit is simpler.

The eldest is angry with her, it doesn’t matter, go back to the bedroom to coax her back; the eldest decides to bite her, it doesn’t matter, go to the dentist to get her teeth back; the eldest licks her directly, it’s okay... a fart!

She is an ordinary female college student, no matter how beautiful she looks, she also wants to be more beautiful with makeup. On this trip, moisturizing water 2,000 jinni, lotion, 3,000 jinni, essence, 4,000 jinni... plus day cream and makeup foundation, just this piece of skin is worthless!

The eldest licked her, she had to touch up her makeup quickly!

Don't you need money for the air cushion? Don't you need money for powder? If the makeup is not in place, the makeup remover must be provided, and it must be reapplied! Costly!

Yu Xingmi is so angry!

He was so angry that he couldn't do anything to the eldest lady. This is only an LV.1 after all, as soon as she puts her finger down, the other party may belch.

What could be wrong with this, she had to "carefully" push away the face of the eldest lady, rolled her eyes, and said annoyed: "Rumi! Are you a dog? Do you know how much I need to spend on makeup?"

"Look at the place where you licked!" Yu Xingmi pointed to the bright part of her mouth, gritted her teeth, "Is the skin color uneven? Is it because the powder has taken off the makeup? Isn't it natural enough!"

Ilumi took a closer look: "No."

Yu Xingmi: "It's not that you said that if you didn't, it would be gone! When you licked it, I felt completely different on both sides. It's chilly here, and warmer over there."

Ilumi looked at her intently and seriously suggested: "I will lick the other side too, so that it will be well-proportioned."

Yu Xingmi:...

You can shut up for me ==

Yu Xingmi sat back on the bench and took out the air cushion from the backpack to apply makeup. Ilumi sat beside her, stared at her, picked up the air cushion, and covered the "pink and white" on her cheeks little by little.

She seemed to be angry.

Ilumi no longer paid attention to Kuroro, and even the little yellow duck turning over on the lake failed to attract his attention. The eldest master's eyes fell from her beautiful eyebrows to her black eyes, from her Qiong nose to red lips, and from her neck to her collarbone... For some reason, he actually had an urge to spend money.

It's really inexplicable.

Ilumi was silent for a moment: "How much do you have to spend on dressing?"

Yu Xingmi snorted softly: "Your mouthful is worth ten thousand jin. What, are you going to lose money?"

Ilumi said straightforwardly: "The first time I bite a woman, it's very precious. You only pay 10,000 jiānīs, which is a bargain."

Losing money is impossible, absolutely impossible, you can't lose money even if you lose yourself.

Yu Xingmi:...

Today, I can’t talk anymore ==

She really didn't care about him anymore.

Yu Xingmi, who has no "strong" consciousness, is even angry like an ordinary girl, rolls his eyes a few times and then turns his back, saying "I don't want to be good with you."

However, Ilumi did not receive this brain wave. He did not deal with women too often, mostly on business, tasks, and blind dates.

But most of the contacts give him the feeling that they are mainly divided into three categories-deacon candidate type, fat sheep client type, and irrelevant type.

Once, Ilumi didn't care what a woman was thinking; now, he wanted to figure it out, but he didn't know where to start.

After thinking about it, I still set my sights on the park...

Immediately afterwards, the eldest master saw a couple in love by the lake diagonally, and the woman, like Yu Xingmi, was sitting on the ground with her back turned.

At the same time, the man approached with a smile, squatted gently and opened his hands, hugging her from behind.

At this moment, Ilumi once again opened up the two channels of Ren and Du, as if Daigo empowered and understood what he should do!

He opened his hands and gently moved closer to Yu Xingmi...

After making up the makeup, Yu Xing stuffed the air cushion into the backpack. Then he stood up neatly and prepared to go back to the dormitory by himself. As everyone knows, this body is worth staggering a pair of ringed hands.

Ilumi hugged a lonely ==

The eldest master followed and got up and approached behind her. He didn't know if he really wanted to hug or couldn't hold it. He stretched out his hands again and gently looped over...

At this moment, Yu Xingmi knelt down and picked up a hairpin. This hair clip is still a new trendy style, with words engraved on it, called "Single Dog".

Yu Xingmi:...

Ilumi hugged a void ==

Yu Xingmi dropped her hairpin and quickened her pace. Ilumi followed closely, waiting seriously.

He is like a well-trained black cat, seeing the butterflies flying in front of him, he has to go and flirt. If you can't make a pounce once, make another pounce. Failure to pounce again and again, pounce until it succeeds.

It's near, it's near, it's getting closer and closer.

Very good, find a good angle, maintain speed, seize the opportunity-yes! That's right! It's now!

Ilumi showed the alertness of a cat. He stretched out his hands quickly, his toes took advantage of the momentum, and rushed forward with an acceleration, trying to take the Yu Xing Mi into his arms.

Hmm, I'm going to hold it, fast, fast! Get closer...

Yu Xing turned sideways slightly and walked around the tree beside him. Suddenly, she heard a "boom" behind her!

The trees rustled overhead, and countless leaves fell.

She instinctively turned her head and looked back, but saw the little **** "Lumi" spread her hands and legs and hung it on the bark in a "tangled way" way, the kind of face sticking to the pole ==

Yu Xingmi:...

Ilumi:...

Yu Xingmi: "What are you doing?"

Ilumi: "Climbing a tree..."

Well, today’s beating the enemy Hakka master is also a killer of unreasonable feelings==

Kulolo is worthy of being the spider leader, even if it is "sending propositions", it can still turn the situation around.

If he can use his brain on the right path, he might be an excellent psychologist, a prosperous strategy expert, and a great love expert. Unfortunately, he wanted to be a robber.

Kulolo told Saitama that it is because of worship, recognition and admiration that we should keep a proper distance instead of staying with him.

Otherwise, "she" will become Saitama's weakness, a bargaining chip for the evil forces to threaten Saitama, and a burden that Saitama cannot get rid of.

"She" will hate that she can't help, will panic that she is living in the shadow of death, and will feel helpless and depressed. It is her own reasons that make Saitama so passive.

In the end, Kulolo gave a fatal blow: "Because I like you, so long as I can stand behind you and see you reach the top, I will be satisfied."

At this point, the strategy is reached!

Kulolo Lusilu won the "Eternal Blessing of the Bald Cape Man" BUFF, and achieved the lifelong achievement of "World Consciousness will continue to squeeze your hair".

Upon hearing this, Saitama's affection for Kuroro increased sharply. Although the blind date failed and turned into a fan meeting, he is not without gain.

He said goodbye to the fan girl "Lolo Yi", and in order not to scare the only fan girl, he repeatedly made sure that he had stepped out of the other's sight and entered the secluded part of the park, then raised his fist and prepared to come to himself Punch.

In order to prevent the fist wind from destroying half of the park, Saitama looked for a muddy ground, behind which was a small **** that was still empty. From the top, there is a certain distance between here and below, the field of vision is wide and the area is enough, you can go back...

Saitama's ears moved slightly, and he heard something rushing towards him.

When he turned his head, he saw a clown with a red cockscomb head, an excited look and heavy dark circles holding two playing cards and grinning strangely at him: "Um~~ I found it again! A golden apple!"

"Want~~ want more!" Hisuo became excited, and even the crotch began to emit a mosaic surrounded by holy light, "Let's try it with you!"

"People are looking forward to it~~"

"I want to know how far I have reached~~"

Saitama raised his fist, hunched his head, and his style gradually became simple: "Excuse me, are you a human?"

Whether the opponent is human or not is very important, which determines whether he should punch him to death, beat him flying, or mean to teach him.

Xisuojun's face is distorted, extremely excited, and his painting style becomes more and more complicated: "Come on~~ I can't wait!"

He flicked out the poker, exhausted the fastest speed in his life, stepped on eight-centimeter high heels and rushed towards Saitama.

The ferocious, bloodthirsty, and murderous Hisoso exploded with extremely strong thought pressure, causing the trees to be broken, the gust of wind roaring, the birds and beasts scattered, and all those with the ability to think nearby were moved!

This, this is...

Some people got up in a gaffe, some people's faces changed drastically, and some people trembled. They have never seen or faced such surging killing intent, such an overwhelming will!

The determination to move forward without stopping even death is really shocking and moving.

Hisos killed Xiang Saitama and stepped on the mud with his high heels. In the splashing mud water, he jumped up-slipped slightly by the mud, and he used too much force in an instant!

Familiar painting style, scene, height, and posture, Saitama always feels that this picture seems to have been seen somewhere. What does the other party seem to be called Sonic Socks? No, saxophone? No, Saunier? No... Ah, forget it, then forget it.

The pensive Saitama forgot to put down his fist, his crotch glowing too hard.

In the next second, Hisoso, who was wrapped in a strong thought power, used the softest part of his body to hit the fist of Saitama that flew past the Ten Thousand Stars battleship.

"Crack..."

Why do birds often have tears in their eyes, because they love their nests deeply.

After a few tenths of a second, although Hisuo withdrew quickly, although Hisuo was very abnormal, he really...Only at this point, he was a little, a little unable to withstand it!

Hisuo fell in the mud, and even the arrogant cockscomb head became sluggish.

Trembling, trembling...

This is the sadness of the crotch chicken ==

Saitama was a little embarrassed: "Um... are you okay? Do I need to call an ambulance for you?"

Hisoso:...

After that, Hisoso entered Youkexin's most prestigious andrology hospital.

Three hours later, Red Apple Kulolo sent a congratulatory message: "Hisso, Marge knows that something unfortunate has happened to you. If it is particularly serious, Marge recommends cutting it off, and she will sew it up again. As for whether it can be used. , The situation will be discussed separately."

Hisoso deleted the text message!

Not long afterwards, the debt collection friend Ilumi sent a congratulatory message: "Hisuo, have you heard that you have been abolished? The medical team of the Beating Enemy Clan is very good and can help you with the treatment. Accommodation, meals, treatment fees and Rehabilitation expenses, the total is..."

Hisoso deleted the text message!

The next moment, ex-girlfriend Quilia sent a congratulatory message: "I saw the news! The cockscomb-headed man climbed the tree bravely, and accidentally lost his life. Hiso, seeing you have such a miserable life, I am really...too Happy~~"

Hisuo delete·delete·short·letter!

He is too difficult.

Physical injuries can disappear with the penetration of mindfulness, but psychological shadows can only be cured by going through Kuroro, Xiaoyi, and ex-girlfriend~~

People are not happy anymore, you all wait for me~~

Well, today Hisoso is still running wildly on the road of no return ==

After two days of fermentation, the ghost and animal video of the knight "male disguised as a woman" finally attracted the attention of the Yabel school. In response to such serious violations of regulations and disciplines, the school stated that it would never tolerate them, and severely criticized and dropped out of school.

However, the knight did not appear from beginning to end, as if the world had evaporated.

Since the knight "disappeared", the 616 bedroom has once again returned to the two-person world, and Ilumi and Yu Xingmi have lived a relatively peaceful campus life.

Unfortunately, the calm did not last long.

In mid-to-late September, a piece of news was posted on the entire Internet-the Hunter Association issued an announcement that the 287th Hunter Exam will be officially held on January 7 next year. September to December 31 this year is the time for online registration, and applicants’ identity information and resume are required.

Paliston specifically pushed the announcement to Yu Xingmi, but he didn't know that Yu Xingmi was in a huge panic right now and couldn't help himself! How can I see the announcement?

This matter has to start from when she beat a knight ==

Therefore, the impact of the matter was too bad, and Yabel University decided to have a systematic, comprehensive, and naked physical examination, especially for freshmen!

All, men and women, there are!

Yu Xingmi:...

Ilumi:...

The author has something to say:

PS: Yu Xingmi: It's over. It's a physical examination again. Am I going to lose the horse?

Ilumi: It's over. I'm going to get naked. Am I going to lose my horse?

PS: Hiso: My name is Hiso, and I am an orchid metamorphosis.

Sonic: My name is Sonic, and I am a lonely ninja.

PS: Please refer to the scene of his broken egg, please refer to Superman One Punch, I'm sorry, I watched and laughed once, Sonic is so miserable, a ninja hahaha!