Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

If Ilumi deliberately avoids the medical examination, there are many ways.

He can order the deacon to pretend to be a medical examiner and give himself a green light; he can threaten the Yabel school to revoke the decision and solve the problem from the root; he can put a needle in the back of the medical staff to confuse the gender in vision; he can...

However, the deacon's involvement in the process may not necessarily involve his family.

Perhaps after his negligence, the deacon would conduct a professional medical examination for Yu Xingmi to beat the enemy and the guest. Evaluate her qualifications, examine her pros and cons, and then determine her prospects, and finally inform the family of the results.

This is not beautiful.

Ilumi has extreme exclusivity about the people and things he cares about, and feels disgusted and uncomfortable with others who want to get involved in his "best stock", even his family.

Therefore, Hisoso wanted to move Yu Xingmi, and he turned his face.

Therefore, Qi Ya wanted to persuade Yu Xingmi, he moved his hand.

No matter whether his brother or his brother, no one can touch the "best stock" he likes, not even a single hair.

If Yu Xingmi is really going to have a beating-off physical examination, he will be fine, so why bother to hand it over to the deacon?

He found her first, he kept watching her, he kept getting close to her, paying so much, Ilumi didn't want to see anyone know her better than himself.

Therefore, the **** method of physical examination for deacons must be eliminated.

As for threats to the school, the method of giving people a needle is too variable. The former tests people's hearts and not everyone is threatened; the latter has too many accidents, and if Yu Xingmi is by his side, he will not attack.

In short, it is better for him to choose the safest method.

Ilumi stood on the rooftop blowing the night breeze, and dialed the number of the bandit leader by the way: "Kulolo, I want to ask you to borrow someone."

"Is it necessary to exchange terms? Yes. As long as it is not excessive, I will agree."

"Don't do dangerous things." Ilumi said, "I can keep her safe and let her go back all the way."

Kurolo asked: "Who?"

"Pike." Ilumi pointed out, "Pikenota."

Parker Nuoda, gender female, height 182CM.

It is similar to his height of 185cm, and there is a difference of three centimeters, as long as the heel is adjusted, it will never show up. It's easy to pass the blunder by coordinating with his acupuncture and disfigurement.

What he wanted her to do was just to replace him in a private medical examination project.

Although Ilumi is often shameless, she hasn't been shameless enough to get into the girls' brigade and stare at them as they undress and check.

The transaction went smoothly, and Parker Nauda will arrive at the designated location on the day of the medical examination. And he will accompany Yu Xingmi through the remaining physical examination items.

After all, she is the only one who "causes trouble", as she is afraid that it will attract the attention of those who care about it.

Early the next morning, Yu Xingmi was nervous and lined up in the center of the medical examination team. Standing beside him was Ilumi, who was calm and calm. Not far in front of them was a spirometry machine.

The vital capacity of ordinary college students is generally around three or four thousand. People with poor physique blew a few thousand, and a few prominent ones blew a few thousand.

Yabel’s students have good physique. The boys group maintains a value of four to five thousand, and the girls group maintains a value of three to four thousand, which fluctuates up and down.

With a sigh of relief, Ilumi can ensure that he keeps his data in the best possible way. But when he saw Yu Xingmi holding the breathing mask--

She shook her hands and clasped things on her face, closed her eyes in despair, and took a deep breath according to the procedure like others did.

Ilumi said suddenly: "Wait."

While she was stunned, he quickly buckled the breathing mask with eyesight and hands, grasped the connection between the mask and the pipe, and twisted the two smoothly.

"Your hands are trembling." Ilumi said in a serious manner, "I'll take it for you."

The best stock he likes, even if it is breathing, has to be arranged clearly through his hands.

Yu Xingmi closed his eyes and exhaled hard!

Ilumi moved his fingers slightly, pressing the air outlet of the breathing mask under his palm, aiming at the position of the window.

In the next second, a strong air flow suddenly rose, and a gust of evil wind rushed out of the window, driving the air flow in the room along the pressure difference, and it opened up instantly!

The medical check-ups on the desks flew all over the room, the medical staff's middle hand was blown into a porcupine head, the girls screamed and pressed their skirts, only Ilumi was calm and composed.

I saw his ankle-length skirt lifted up, revealing the black loose-fitting sweatpants==

"Ah! What's the matter? What happened just now?"

"Where does the wind come from?"

"Close the window, close the window! Wait, pick up the form!"

No one suspected that a strong wind was not connected with Yu Xingmi at all. Normal people do not associate "natural phenomena" with human factors, especially in rooms with open windows.

Yu Xingmi was very guilty, and Ilumi was calm. He easily screwed on the breathing mask and the pipe, and said to the medical staff who was not thinking about it: "After the test, her lung capacity is three thousand and nine."

The medical staff did not suspect him, so he filled in quickly.

In Yu Xingmi's dumbfounded eyes, Ilumi turned his head and said, "I saw it when the wind was strong. Why do you wear sports shorts under your skirt?"

Yu Xingmi:...

Isn’t it normal for girls to wear sports shorts under their skirts? It's convenient, safe and warm, and it can also put your mobile phone!

Also, you who wear sports pants, what right do you have to ask me who wear sports shorts?

After being interrupted by "Lumi", Yu Xingmei was also relieved of trouble. After he finished his vital capacity, his eyesight was fine, his height and weight measurements were all normal, as long as there was no blood draw, he could do anything.

So came the strength test.

Yu Xingmi:...

Wearing red boxing gloves, she looked at the test tumbler in front of her, and punched gently and gently. Hearing a "bang", the tumbler slammed on the ground, bounced back and swayed back and forth frantically.

The medical staff roared: "Gosh! This...this, this is!"

Ilumi squeezed Yu Xingmi, who was blindfolded, without expression, put on boxing gloves, and punched the tumbler with the force of pushing open the gate of the Yellow Spring!

The next moment, I saw the 250kg tumbler flying upside down, falling apart while making a parabola, and when it landed, it became a pile of broken copper and broken iron.

The roar of the medical staff stopped abruptly, the students around were quiet, and Yu Xingmi looked terrified, as if he saw an ant on the grass and a dinosaur...

Ilumi said lightly: "It's already broken."

As he said, he took off his gloves, took the mineral water from the side, and frowned. Well, I didn't unscrew it...Really, the bottle cap is really unfriendly to "weak women".

Ilumi handed the mineral water to Yu Xingmi of course: "Twist it for me, Xingmi."

Yu Xingmi help him to unscrew it with a bewildered face.

The eldest master took the water and took a gentle sip. He walked towards the broken copper and iron with quite "curiosity", and went round and round: "Even if you are a tumbler, you will be so angry that you will commit suicide if you are beaten so many times."

Yu Xingmi:...

Facing the "physical examination", Yu Xingmi was panicked from the beginning, and gradually became physically and mentally numb. She discovered that it was not herself who really hindered the normal progress of the physical examination, but how she looked like an LV.1 lady around her.

During a physical examination, Rumi quickly became famous, but she became a foil, but she didn't seem very attractive.

It wasn't until the end, when the last **** inspection project was about to be carried out, that Lumi changed her behavior and said to Yu Xingmi in a low-key manner, "I'm going to the bathroom."

Yu Xingmi expressed his understanding. As a flat-chested girl, it doesn’t matter if Lumi has a flat chest. If she comes out and someone finds a sponge inside, then it’s really...

Rumi went to the bathroom, should she take off the sponge, right? !

Ilumi calmly entered the compartment of the women's toilet and said, "Pike, room 307 in the same building."

At the same time, the door next to him slowly opened, and a woman who looked exactly like him and did not badly score badly came out.

Parker held Rumi's face and asked, "Is there anything I need to pay attention to?"

Ilumi: "Come back and exchange with me as soon as possible."

Parker responded, stepped on his high heels very steadily, and entered the medical examination room with a noble and cold face. When she remained silent, her expressionless face matched with a pair of dead fish eyes, which was really similar to Ilumi, and Yu Xingmi had no doubts at all.

However, Yu Xingmi sniffed lightly, and the tip of his nose moved.

She stared at the "Lumi" next to her suspiciously, and sniffed again.

As a killer, Ilumi uses all colorless and odorless cleaning products. Even if the smell is left on the body, it is a thin sweat after exercise.

He is a dull man who seldom wipes things on his body. But Parker Noda of the brigade...

Parker would spray some perfume on his body. Parker lived in a dark and moldy abandoned building. The male teammates around Parker had sweaty smells and didn't take a shower. Parker dressed as "Lumi" and spent some time in the women's bathroom.

The smell on her body is nothing to ordinary people, but it is hard to describe to Yu Xingmi.

Yu Xingmi's black question mark face: "Rumi, what did you spray?"

No, that's not right, how do you feel that Rumi's clothes are a little bulging...

Parker didn't know whether to take the call or not, but fortunately, the **** examination began.

There are 15 female students in one room, five of them stand in three rows. Under the gaze of the female medical staff, they embarrassedly removed their coats and took off themselves with only their underwear.

And when Parker removed his long skirt and straightened up his standard E-cup-Yu Xingmi's painting style instantly changed from a delicate girly to a bold line!

really! Lumi, shouldn't you go to the toilet to remove the sponge? Why did you suddenly put on a silicone fake chest? !

So, did you leave to go to the bathroom to pretend to be a fake breast?

For the "dignity" of women, Miss you are really too hard ==

Yu Xingmi scanned Parker's supermodel face, devil's curve, flat belly, straight legs, **** bikini... Damn, it's also a woman, if it were placed in the school of her previous life, the proper first school flower would not run away!

The sight around him was too hot, and it was difficult for Parker to ignore it. She chose to ignore it several times, but the people on Meteor Street were too sensitive to their sights, especially when a "dangerous man" was staring at her. She... had no choice but to turn her head.

Parker: "What's the matter?"

Yu Xingmi: "Rumi, you are so beautiful! I really miss you!"

Parker:...

When the relationship between girls and girls is particularly good, it is very normal to say "I'm on you" or "You have a kind of you here".

Yu Xingmi is not at all embarrassed, but as an abnormal person, Parker will take her words seriously!

Parker said that even if she had a good relationship with Marge and Xiaodi, she would never talk about "shang" and "being". I would never say this to my female friends.

Yu Xingmi said this, it's hard, does she really think so?

Also, do you really want to do this?

Parker was shocked! Inexplicably panic! Want to escape very much!

She stood stiffly, and when the medical staff said "it's okay," she was almost paralyzed and put on all her clothes in a thunderous manner.

Immediately afterwards, she stepped on her long legs and disappeared without a trace!

Yu Xingmi:...

Plastic sisterhood, don’t wait for me to wear clothes, you little **** ==

Parker rushed into the women's toilet and slammed the door. Ilumi responded and quickly took out the needle for Parker's face.

There was no one in the toilet at the moment, and Ilumi asked, "What happened?"

Parker's lips squirmed: "She..."

Parker walked to the window: "You are a partner, then let me tell you. Please be careful when you go back, she is going to **** you."

Ilumi: ...?

In the next second, Pike climbed onto the outer wall and jumped, disappearing into the woods after several ups and downs. She couldn't wait to return to the brigade, it was terrible to stay with Yu Xingmi!

Only Ilumi tilted his head and thought about it carefully...

Has Yu Xingmi's feelings for him already developed to this point?

Well, there is really nothing to do with her!

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PS: Ilumi returned to the bedroom, Yu Xingmi rushed forward and pressed his hand on his chest!

Ilumi: What are you doing, eh?

Yu Xingmi: Hand it over! Hand over your silicone fake breasts!

Ilumi:...