Every time I get caught during a crackdown on pornography: You call this a side job?

Story of: Every time I get caught during a crackdown on pornography: You call this a side job?

barbers, corpse drivers, treasure hunters, pirates... "I look like a delivery man, but I am actually a small host. Here are my credentials: National First-Class Master of Traditional Chinese Medicine, Entertainment Star, Director of a National Research Office, Purple Robe Heavenly Master, Corpse Driver..."