Fantasy: This World Is Too Crazy

"Selling girl, fresh and warm little girl..."

"He is handsome and works hard. He will feed you during the day and warm your bed at night. It is easy to use and not expensive..."

"The original price is 500 taels, the current price is 50 taels, I will take it away, and I will sell it for a meal..."

The capital of the Great Zhou Empire, at the gate of Zhenbei Wangfu,

Yi Xiaocao yelled listlessly, as if he hadn't eaten for three days,

Standing behind them are four pretty little maids, each with a straw stuck in their heads.

"Hey, isn't this the head of the four villains in the capital, the young prince of Zhenbei? How did he become a prostitute? Are you really going to be full of evil?"

"I heard that this young man has not stepped into the Qi refining realm at the age of eighteen. He is known as the number one trash in history, and his gambling luck is quite tragic..."

"That's a series of gambling and losing streaks. He will be full of evil every now and then, and finally completely lose his family! Although King Zhenbei is far away in the northern border, he should be disciplined..."

"The king of Zhenbei gave birth to four sons in a row, but only this single seedling survived. I'm afraid he was spoiled too much..."

The onlookers were surrounded by three floors and three floors outside. Some people laughed and some sighed.

Zhenbei Wang Yingming and martial arts, why did he give birth to such a dandy son?

All kinds of eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, all kinds of aristocratic playthings,

He learned it all very well,

All kinds of deeds of rampant domineering, rape and looting of women,

At least one or two things happen every day,

Repeatedly causing shocking scandals in the capital,

Undisputedly won the honorable title of "The Chief of the Four Villains",

And especially addicted to gambling,

In just a few years, the family business was ruined.

Countless peerless secret books treasured in the palace,

He sold them all at a low price.

There are a variety of spiritual weapons in the treasure house,

Call directly to the shopkeeper of Zhenbao Pavilion, pack it up and take it away,

Holding tens of thousands of silver bills, he turned around and entered the casino...

The people in the city who have always admired the King of Zhenbei beat their chests angrily,

Even His Majesty the Emperor,

Originally, I kept my eyes open and closed my eyes on King Zhenbei's face,

It's almost unbearable now...

"His Royal Highness, don't sell me, okay? I can do anything, I can do anything for you..."

"Yes, His Royal Highness, it doesn't matter if you don't have money at home, we can do needlework, wash people's clothes and make money for you..."

The four maids were so pitiful, begging with tears all over their faces.

"Shut up! Now there is no money in the palace! Hundreds of servants have also been driven away. If I don't sell you, what am I going to do?"

Yi Xiaocao turned around and glared fiercely: "Do you really want to drive me to death?"

The four girls lowered their heads in fright and did not dare to speak again.

"Don't miss it when you pass by, you are a cute and capable girl, you can hit and scold at will..."

Yi Xiaocao shouted feebly, trying to put on a pitiful look on his face,

The four maids behind were all flushed, their heads almost hanging down their chests in embarrassment.

After yelling for a long time, the people watching the excitement continued unabated. The crowd was getting bigger and bigger, but no one stepped forward.

"Who would dare to buy the girl Yi Xiaocao used? Are you not afraid of bad luck?"

"Just so, although these girls are more beautiful than Celestial Immortals, who will take them home to make themselves full of evil?"

Everyone whispered, and the scene was embarrassingly embarrassing.

"Your Highness, look, no one wants us, please don't sell us, okay?"

"Don't sell us out, we must work hard and serve the son to live a good life..."

The four girls pleaded timidly in a low voice.

"Not for sale? That's fine too!"

Yi Xiaocao turned around and roared: "Then stay in bed! As long as you are willing to stay in bed, then I will keep you!"

answer him,

It was four weak but firm voices: "Then you should sell it!"

Yi Xiaocao staggered,

Hao Xuan did not choke to death...

It's all here,

Still can't subdue these four extremely beautiful and damn it girls...

"All four are virgins! I swear to God I've never touched them! No bad luck! Twelve taels for one!"

Yi Xiaocao became completely ruthless, and roared desperately: "He vomited blood and jumped the price of the house! If you don't buy it, you will regret it for three lifetimes!"

Immediately attracted a laugh.

"Cut, who would believe it? Xiao Shizi swears it's not as simple as eating cabbage?"

"Tch, this guy who robs women on the street every day, will there be four virgins in his house? Fantasy novels don't write like that..."

No one noticed, the four girls also became ruthless,

Looking at each other quietly, they reached an agreement in an instant:

"We won't accompany him in bed!"

"Never let him sell it!"

"We sisters will never be oppressed by him!"

"We must unite and resolutely resist discrimination against women!"

Where did Yi Xiaocao know, at the scene where she was selling girls,

The "Girl Strategic Alliance" has been reached!

After all, the four girls are too beautiful, and the price is really attractive,

Finally, someone couldn't stand it anymore.

"I'll buy one! I just need a bed warmer."

A middle-aged man with an outside appearance suddenly walked out of the crowd,

The idiot smiled all over his face: "Although it's a little expensive, but they are all top-quality beauties, so it's worth it..."

After shouting for a long time, it is finally about to open.

Yi Xiaocao was overjoyed immediately, and immediately introduced courteously: "Brother, you have a good eye! This girl's name is Strawberry, look at her teeth, look at her figure, she is definitely the best bed warmer! There are also pineapples, cherries, and litchis. If you want them, call me How about 20% off?"

"Let me do the math, one tael, four forty taels, 20% off is forty-eight taels... OK! I'll take them all!"

The middle-aged employee put his hand into his arms happily, ready to pay,

Without warning, there were four strong murderous auras,

Suddenly hit my heart!

All of a sudden, I felt cold all over my body, my heart was torn apart, I couldn't help but fell to the ground,

"I am the Holy Maiden of the Demon Race, do you dare to buy me? Have you lived enough?"

"I'm an elf princess, ask me to warm your bed? Court death!"

"I am the Holy Maiden of the Temple, get out of here immediately!"

"I am the daughter of Martial God, come if you want to die!"

Suddenly, cold threats sounded continuously in my mind,

Feel the increasingly violent murderous intent that continues to climb,

"Don't buy it, don't buy it, help me..."

Middle-aged people withered instantly,

Immediately, he was so scared that he rolled and crawled and ran away.

"Hey, don't go, the price is negotiable..."

It's a pity that no matter how much Yi Xiaocao yelled, he couldn't get back his heart to run for his life...

Before my eyes, the duck I got flew away...

look back,

The four girls all lowered their heads,

Low-browed and pleasing to the eye, extremely well-behaved,

Standing still behind,

Nothing unusual.

Helplessly, Yi Xiaocao gritted his teeth and stomped his feet cruelly,

"Huh" took out a treasure, held it up high,

Shouted loudly: "Since you don't want girls, I will let you open your eyes today!"

"This is the peerless artifact created by the legendary good fortune celestial master Mo Jiuyuan himself: the hammer of justice! Use it to cut gods, Shrouding the Heavens, and break the sky, it's easy!"

The palm-sized Hammer of Justice, with one end in the shape of a ball and the other end in the shape of a cone,

It was held high in the air, exuding silver brilliance, faintly revealing the demeanor of several Fractionated Divinity instruments.

Yi Xiaocao hissed and shouted: "The original price is five million taels! The current price is only five hundred taels! The price of jumping off a building that is rare in a thousand years!"

"boom!"

The audience exploded,

All the onlookers covered their stomachs and burst out laughing: "Hahaha, the little prince still uses this to show his eyes?"

"No one in the entire capital knows that the little prince squandered five million to buy a fake product, and no one at the gambling table would want it..."

"Five cents are worthless! Little prince, do you think everyone else is as stupid as you?"

Yi Xiaocao's eyes widened, and he blushed and argued thickly: "It's really the real thing! I know Mo Jiuyuan very well..."

He was immediately exposed: "Hahaha, Mo Jiuyuan is the most mysterious person in the world, and no one can see him! He can only pass on information through a specific contact point. How can the little prince know him so well? It's just bragging and not drafting." ..."

He was brutally slapped in the face on the spot...

"Yi Xiaocao! What are you messing with?"

With an angry scolding, the onlookers stepped aside one after another,

A stunning beauty strode over.

"Hey, Princess Anfei is here."

Yi Xiaocao rolled his eyes: "The family is so poor that they can't get rid of it. I just come out to make some income. Is it okay for you?"

"Bought a fake product to show off your wealth the day before yesterday, and ran out to sell it miserably today? You trash still want to play tricks in front of me?"

Princess Anfei raised her head proudly, her pretty face was filled with evil spirits: "Don't think that I don't know what you're doing! You've been domineering all day long, robbing people's daughters, and causing a mess in the capital! I will definitely report to the emperor and punish you severely If you don't, let you be completely full of evil!"

"Misunderstood?"

Yi Xiaocao shrugged indifferently: "Everyone knows about this matter. I live in the palace alone, how lonely, empty, and desolate it is... But I hate that these girls are disobedient, and none of them are willing to sleep with me." Yes, sell and can't sell..."

Turning around, he pointed at the four girls full of anger,

The four girls who stood obediently and bowed their heads quietly made faces together,

"So I had no choice but to look for the home of my soul on the street, hoping that God would give me a beautiful woman with a heart-to-heart...Unexpectedly, I couldn't find one in a thousand..."

Princess Anfei sneered: "That's why you murdered and set fire to robbing women? Yi Xiaocao, can you show some face?"

"no problem!"

Yi Xiaocao looked serious:

"For the peace and contentment of the people in the capital, would the princess be willing to give me a bed with me? Let's keep each other warm, and the world will be peaceful."

"Wow!"

As soon as the words came out, the audience was in an uproar.

Isn't Xiao Shizi too courageous?

Dare to stand in broad daylight,

Molesting a princess?

It's just crazy,

The madness is boundless!

Where does this put the face of the royal family and the dignity of the princess?

Princess Anfei's delicate face turned pale in an instant,

Murderous intent loomed in her beautiful eyes: "You trash, what did you say? Say it again?"

"Is it hard to understand?"

Yi Xiaocao shrugged: "I am a bully, and you are a heroine who saves the people from fire and water. Wouldn't we all be happy if we resolve this peacefully?"

Princess Anfei trembled with anger, her face livid: "Well, you Yi Xiaocao, how dare you act so boldly! Let's wait and see!"

Unable to stay any longer, he shook his hand angrily, turned around and left.

With this departure, it was almost inevitable that the Emperor Longyan would be furious.

Not only is Yi Xiaocao doomed, but even King Zhenbei may be implicated.

All the onlookers shook their heads and sighed.

How wise and powerful is King Zhenbei? He is the patron saint of the entire Great Zhou Empire!

Is it going to be destroyed in the hands of this trash son?

But I heard Yi Xiaocao lazily continue to peddle: "Sell a girl, it's easy to use and not expensive..."