Fantasy: This World Is Too Crazy

"Yi Xiaocao! What are you messing with?"

With an angry scolding, the onlookers stepped aside one after another,

A stunning beauty strode over.

"Hey, Princess Anfei is here."

Yi Xiaocao rolled his eyes: "The family is so poor that they can't get rid of it. I just come out to make some income. Is it okay for you?"

"Bought a fake product to show off your wealth the day before yesterday, and ran out to sell it miserably today? You trash still want to play tricks in front of me?"

Princess Anfei raised her head proudly, her pretty face was filled with evil spirits: "Don't think that I don't know what you're doing! You've been domineering all day long, robbing people's daughters, and causing a mess in the capital! I will definitely report to the emperor and punish you severely If you don't, let you be completely full of evil!"

"Misunderstood?"

Yi Xiaocao shrugged indifferently: "Everyone knows about this matter. I live in the palace alone, how lonely, empty, and desolate it is... But I hate that these girls are disobedient, and none of them are willing to sleep with me." Yes, sell and can't sell..."

Turning around, he pointed at the four girls full of anger,

The four girls who stood obediently and bowed their heads quietly made faces together,

"So I had no choice but to look for the home of my soul on the street, hoping that God would give me a beautiful woman with a heart-to-heart...Unexpectedly, I couldn't find one in a thousand..."

Princess Anfei sneered: "That's why you murdered and set fire to robbing women? Yi Xiaocao, can you show some face?"

"no problem!"

Yi Xiaocao looked serious:

"For the peace and contentment of the people in the capital, would the princess be willing to give me a bed with me? Let's keep each other warm, and the world will be peaceful."

"Wow!"

As soon as the words came out, the audience was in an uproar.

Isn't Xiao Shizi too courageous?

Dare to stand in broad daylight,

Molesting a princess?

It's just crazy,

The madness is boundless!

Where does this put the face of the royal family and the dignity of the princess?

Princess Anfei's delicate face turned pale in an instant,

Murderous intent loomed in her beautiful eyes: "You trash, what did you say? Say it again?"

"Is it hard to understand?"

Yi Xiaocao shrugged: "I am a bully, and you are a heroine who saves the people from fire and water. Wouldn't we all be happy if we resolve this peacefully?"

Princess Anfei trembled with anger, her face livid: "Well, you Yi Xiaocao, how dare you act so boldly! Let's wait and see!"

Unable to stay any longer, he shook his hand angrily, turned around and left.

With this departure, it was almost inevitable that the Emperor Longyan would be furious.

Not only is Yi Xiaocao doomed, but even King Zhenbei may be implicated.

All the onlookers shook their heads and sighed.

How wise and powerful is King Zhenbei? He is the patron saint of the entire Great Zhou Empire!

Is it going to be destroyed in the hands of this trash son?

But I heard Yi Xiaocao lazily continue to peddle: "Sell a girl, it's easy to use and not expensive..."

"Yi Xiaocao is full of evil! Take my life!"

With a thunderous roar,

A tyrannical and fierce momentum swept across the sky,

A shadow fell from the sky,

A dazzling knife light went straight to Yi Xiaocao's chest!

Yi Xiaocao was still trying hard to sell the girl, but was startled by the roar,

I don't know what's going on,

I only felt four sharp fingers coming from behind,

Swipe to the left and right of the body, accurately blocking the surprise attacking sword light one foot in front of the chest!

"when!"

Collided with four powerful fingers, the blade was broken in two, and the blade head fell,

Unexpectedly, another Hidden Weapons popped out of the handle!

There is only one foot apart, and they can no longer be intercepted!

Yi Xiaocao heard several low exclamations from behind,

Can't help but look back strangely,

I saw the four maids still obediently standing side by side with lowered eyebrows,

Nothing unusual.

Turning around again, I saw a blue arrow sticking out of my chest...

"Who? Who the fuck is throwing things?"

"It's not throwing things, you have been assassinated again, little prince!"

The onlookers all exclaimed in amazement: "It is said that Xiao Shizi is invulnerable to swords and guns, and has been assassinated countless times without incident. Seeing is believing..."

"Yeah, who said that Xiao Shizi is a waste of nothing? He is so crazy, so he has the capital to be crazy..."

The black shadow was fleeting and quickly fled away,

He didn't stop until he escaped a long way and was sure that no one was following him.

A trace of ferocity flashed in his eyes, and he murmured to himself: "Her grandma's, another mysterious spirit weapon was destroyed! It seems that he must find a way to get an earth-level spirit weapon to kill him..."

But he never expected that, not far from him,

Another person watched him silently,

He sneered in a low voice and said, "Idiot! Not to mention the ground level, even the heavenly level spirit weapon is not good! I can see that the armor on his body is probably... I can't imagine how the King of Zhenbei has such a great ability..."

"Assassinate me? Damn! Don't even ask, why is this son called Yi Xiaocao? That's a symbol of immortality! Assassinate me? I can make you bankrupt!"

Yi Xiaocao spit and yelled wildly.

"His Royal Highness, His Royal Highness..."

Lai Fu, the butler of the Zhenbei Palace, is like a wild horse that has gone crazy,

Shouting all the way and rushing over.

Yi Xiaocao frowned and waved his hands again and again: "Mr. Laifu, didn't I tell you? The family has no money and can't support you anymore. All the servants will be dismissed. They will have nothing to do with the palace from now on. Please Don't call me His Royal Highness anymore."

"No, no, His Royal Highness, listen to me, our family is rich, rich!"

Laifu was panting heavily, his face flushed with excitement as if he had been injected with chicken blood,

"I dug out the silver under the tree in the backyard! It must have been left by the prince before he left..."

As soon as these words came out, not only Yi Xiaocao was ecstatic, but even the four girls behind him heaved a sigh of relief.

"What what? Say it again? How much silver was dug up?"

Yi Xiaocao grabbed Laifu by the collar and asked questions anxiously.

"Two million! A full two million taels of silver! It must be left to you by the prince, but I forgot to say..."

"Wahhahaha!! It's great to be rich, great to be rich!"

Yi Xiaocao laughed wildly and waved his hands: "Strawberry, cherry, lychee and pineapple! What are you waiting for? Hurry home and make my bed! Make another delicious meal, damn it, I'm starving to death."

The four maids smiled coquettishly and bent over to salute: "Thank you, Your Highness, for not betraying me."

"Aha, since I don't sell girls anymore, shouldn't you all be grateful to Dade Wu for repaying you with your body..."

Yi Xiaocao got carried away and reached out to grab Strawberry's slender waist,

Unexpectedly, Strawberry's feet fluttered, and he avoided the clutches of the devil calmly.

The voice was very low, but it was as cold as ten thousand years of ice: "Your Majesty, please respect yourself! It is agreed that you will only be a girl and not a concubine. If you dare to act rashly, I don't mind turning you into an eunuch."

"Uh……"

Yi Xiaocao scratched his head in embarrassment,

The other three maids covered their small mouths and snickered,

"Cough, pineapple..."

Yi Xiaocao salivated and leaned closer: "Among the four of you, you are the kindest, most friendly and most beautiful..."

Pineapple's pretty face immediately turned cold: "Your Majesty, please respect yourself! Keep a distance of one meter!"

"You! Be careful!"

Undeterred, Yi Xiaocao turned to litchi,

"That, cute little girl Lizhi..."

Li Zhi rolled her eyes: "Your Majesty, please respect yourself! I fell a few somersaults that day, and you forgot it so quickly?"

"Be careful with me too!"

Almost exasperated, Yi Xiaocao cast his final gaze on the cherry,

"Cherry, you are better than them all, you are gentle, sensible and cute, hehe..."

Cherry showed a gentle smile: "The son is over the prize."

Finally, there is a girl who doesn't forcefully refuse!

Yi Xiaocao was overjoyed at once, and immediately salivated and leaned over:

"Then should we develop it further..."

A pair of shining scissors lay in front of the two of them,

Cherry Yanran said: "Where does the son want to develop? I will cut off whatever..."

"hiss……"

I choked hard, needless to say anything,

Yi Xiaocao turned around angrily and left.

Four damn girls!

If it weren't for the fact that you are all so beautiful, this son would not be willing to kill you,

How can you be so rampant?

See how I will deal with you slowly in the future!

The pace of going home is always very fast,

The tall and majestic gate of Zhenbei Wangfu has appeared in front of you,

Yi Xiaocao's eyes lit up suddenly: "Wow! There are beautiful women!"

Suddenly there was wind under the feet, and like a wild cat smelling fishy, ​​it jumped out with a "bass".

A girl from a poor family with a pretty face in coarse cloth,

Walking slowly along the side of the road,

Suddenly saw a pair of Lushan's claws rushing towards him,

She screamed in fright, and hurriedly tried to escape,

Yi Xiaocao pounced several times but failed.

Can't help panting and shouting: "Laifu! Why don't you come and help?"

Laifu's face was directly distorted into a bitter gourd shape, he pinched his nose and forced himself to rush forward...

The four maids showed extremely disgusted eyes at the same time,

Turning away in disgust,

At the same time, I lamented in my heart: "The king of Zhenbei is wise and powerful, how could he give birth to such a strange son who is so stupid and useless..."

Inside and outside the palace, no less than ten spies took notes: "On the day of the year, the son barely captured a civilian girl with the strength of two people..."