Fantasy: This World Is Too Crazy

"My lord, Lin Manqing sent another Biyantian knife..."

Qing Yao's voice suddenly came from his mind,

"Although the disguise is very ingenious, the subordinates can tell that it is a fake, and the one sent by Zhonghe yesterday is the real one. Please show me, the Lord, how to deal with it?"

While waiting, Yi Xiaocao leaned his head on the back of the chair, put his legs on the right armrest, and turned his whole body sideways, paralyzed on the seat like a boneless jellyfish,

The fourth pot of freshly brewed hot tea has already drunk most of it,

But the eyelids still kept fighting.

Zheng Jingyu and the other four were afraid that his traditional Chinese medicine would be too deep, and that it would not be beautiful after a long time.

So they surrounded him together, deliberately raised their voices,

Pick up some brothel anecdotes, field anecdotes and other anecdotes to laugh out loud,

To arouse Yi Xiaocao's interest and cheer him up,

Guan Qize sat alone in the corner, drinking the tea he brought with him leisurely,

He waited silently without haste.

No one knows, Yi Xiaocao, who seems to be extremely lazy, has been teased and stepped into the abyss without knowing it,

In fact, another far-reaching operation is being arranged.

"You don't need to worry about its authenticity, as long as it is sent by Lin Manqing, it is considered a stone, as long as she says it is Biyantian knife, then accept it!"

Yi Xiaocao ordered lightly: "Go to my practice waste pool and look for it. I remember that there is a Xuanbinghua light thorn. Find it and give it to her."

Qingyao chuckled and said, "Yes! She sent fake products, so let's give her waste products, trying to deceive the Lord? Hmph!"

"No, no, you have to tell her that this Xuanbinghua light thorn is specially made. It has no grade, and it can't be used for other things. The only function is to break the Dayan Black Tortoise armor."

Qing Yao hesitated: "This...does she believe it?"

"Hehe, I'll make her believe it!"

"Obey, my lord." Qing Yao was about to leave.

"Wait! One more thing."

Yi Xiaocao ordered: "After half an hour, you go to the contact point to issue a hunting order, saying that Lin Manqing dared to deceive the good fortune celestial master with fake products, and everyone in the whole mainland will be punished! No matter who it is, just kill him!" Lin Manqing, Mo Jiuyuan will definitely create a low-grade heaven-ranked spirit weapon for him, and give him three heaven-rank spirit pills!"

"Wow, my lord! Are you going to force Lin Manqing into a mouse hole and dare not come out for the rest of your life?"

"Hehe, the mainland has been quiet for too long, and it's time to make some fun and come out to have fun... Also, don't let that Ye Lingxue idle, give her a Yin & Yang Xuanlong Pill, which can restore two successes, Let her refine it right away, and then go to Zuihualou!"

"My lord, she is not quite used to her new body yet..."

"It's okay, just show your face, and I will take care of you."

"As ordered, this subordinate will leave."

Qing Yao left.

"By the way, when Xu Xian got the oiran drunk and put him on the bed, he turned into a snake! Xu Xian was scared to death on the spot! Haha, little prince, do you think it's scary?"

"What's so scary, snakes can't be used? Snakes can also make holes..."

Yi Xiaocao opened his eyes a little, and said lazily: "One day my parrot will also become a fairy, so I ask you to open your eyes."

"Your parrot..."

Everyone was speechless for a while, and they didn't even bother to say flattery.

Just the one with messy fur, listless and ready to die all day long, the one who can't even learn the basics of 'parrot'?

After being ridiculed in a hurry, this strange young prince became ruthless and used effective training methods such as flooding, roasting, chili oil, hammer of justice, etc., and he learned a few words...

For this reason, I proudly showed off for several days...

"I don't know how the mighty general of Xiao Shizi was trained? Could it be that he also used the hammer of justice?"

"wrong!"

Yi Xiaocao pointed to the sky with a single point, and the air surged like a mountain: "Xuanjie Dali Pills are crushed into powder, mixed with Jiaolong meat, then infused with Xuanyin Qi, and made into Yinshalongli Soup, three meals a day, invincible in the world! "

Then he stretched out his hands, raised his head to the sky, and said coquettishly: "Today, I will show you what it means to be a gambler who is as lonely as snow..."

It just so happened that the butler, Laifu, opened the door and came in, and put the exquisite cricket cage into Yi Xiaocao's hands.

Yi Xiaocao lifted it up solemnly,

A perfect fit for this coquettish performance.

Guan Qi's crickets have also been delivered, and I put them on the table casually,

He smiled lightly and said, "The Iron Armored Overlord here is not so particular, and what he was fed was just ordinary fodder. It was just that he ate all thirty-seven opponents raw in a life-and-death fight."

Zheng Jingyu winked and popped out with his fingers,

Laifu quietly opened his hand, and a white particle the size of a mung bean fell into his hand.

Immediately put it in the cage and feed the crickets.

Turning back to Yi Xiaocao, he said with a smile: "His Royal Highness, this subordinate has already fed the mighty general the Yin Sha Dragon Power Soup."

Yi Xiaocao nodded in satisfaction: "Yeah, not bad, it's still worth a little bit of eyesight."

Zheng Jingyu coughed lightly: "Then don't waste time, let's start the game?"

The steward of Hailefang put the special porcelain basin for fighting crickets on the table,

Guan Qi took out all the bank notes on his body and put them on the table.

"Laifu, collect the money!"

"Wait!"

Guan Qi stared at Yi Xiaocao closely, and said in a deep voice: "If Guan loses, the ten million will belong to Shi Zi. If Shi Zi loses, I can take anything from Shi Zi."

The audience was dead silent.

After planning for so long, the final moment has finally arrived, and success or failure depends on it!

All eyes fell on Yi Xiaocao's face.

Yi Xiaocao rolled his eyes, and instead of answering, he reached into his arms,

Everyone's hearts immediately rose to their throats,

But Yi Xiaocao took out the "Phantom Spirit Wen Yuwei" and handed it to Laifu,

"Except for this, you can take whatever you want! If one is not enough, you can take me off!"

Suddenly a boulder fell to the ground in everyone's hearts.

Yang Tao and Meng Zhixi, who were slightly weaker in concentration, already showed ecstasy in their eyes.

He doesn't even look at the things that Laifu carefully holds in the palm of his hand,

Guan Qi showed a smile like a flower: "The young prince is indeed so proud."

Zheng Jingyu's face was flushed with excitement as if he had been beaten with chicken blood: "Let's start, let's start the game!"

Yi Xiaocao and Guan Qi put the cricket cage on the table at the same time.

The crowd hurriedly came forward to watch,

I saw that Guan Qi's iron armored overlord was really tall and mighty, in terms of size alone, he was more than twice as big as the mighty general!

A pair of sharp and sharp teeth, the color of the fur is black and translucent, the outer skin has a faint metallic luster, and the blood-red eyes are shining with bloodthirsty light, and the momentum is extremely frightening.

It is actually an extremely rare and extremely ferocious upgraded breed on the mainland!

Looking at Yi Xiaocao's mighty general again, he is not only emaciated, but also listless, lying lazily in a corner, looking like he is about to fall asleep at any time,

Everyone glanced at it and turned their heads away.

Not worth a second look at all.

The two opened the cage and drove the own crickets into the basin,

The mighty general vs the armored king!