Fantasy: This World Is Too Crazy

The tall and mighty iron-clad overlord is like an invincible mountain patrol king,

Swimming around in the basin, yelling violently from time to time,

Guan Qi quietly injected an invisible True Qi into its body,

A thin opponent is no longer a cold dish in its eyes.

"Good! Good! Get on it! Kill it!"

"The Overlord is mighty! The Overlord is awesome! The Overlord must win!"

At the last moment, Li Shangming, Zheng Jingyu, Yang Tao, and Meng Zhixi couldn't care less about hiding things anymore.

Simply standing on Guan Qi's side openly and aboveboard, shouting and cheering for the Iron Armored Overlord in unison.

And Yi Xiaocao's mighty general,

But he still looks like he is lazy, eating and waiting to die,

After entering the porcelain basin, I found a shady corner to lie down,

No matter how the opponent provokes or calls,

Always remain motionless...

"I said, His Royal Highness, you are a mighty general, are you coming here for a few days every month again? Haha, why are you shrinking?"

"It's better for Xiao Shizi to admit defeat now, and leave a way for your mighty little reptile to survive..."

Everyone laughed together.

Butler Laifu kindly persuaded him: "Your Highness, I think our mighty general can't beat him. It's useless to eat Yinsha Longli Soup. Why don't we discuss it, surrender and lose half..."

Guan Qi laughed: "Surrender and lose half? We don't like this! Xiaoshizi said Nine Cauldrons, how can he go back on his word? Come, come, let me see what good things are in Xiaoshizi..."

The four sons secretly sneered,

Yi Xiaocao, ah Yi Xiaocao, today is the day to make you full of evil!

As long as your mighty general is defeated, we will have countless backups, guaranteeing that you will not be able to deny it!

"Go away!"

Yi Xiaocao stepped on the table angrily,

Wielding the hammer of justice with his right hand, he hit the porcelain basin with a "bang",

"Bite me! Dare to be lazy again, believe it or not, daddy will hammer you to death?"

Before the words fell, the half-dead mighty general suddenly trembled,

Suddenly turned over and jumped up, opened his mouth, which was unbelievably bigger than his own body,

Bite off the head of the Iron Armor Overlord in one bite!

Then three times, five divisions and two divisions, like a wind and clouds, ate up the remnants of the Iron Armor Overlord,

Before everyone had time to react,

After the mighty general ate and cleaned himself up, he jumped out of the porcelain basin and returned to his cage, and lay down lazily again...

...

...

Miracles come too fast like a tornado,

Can't bear it but it's over...

Guan Qi, Lai Fu, and the four young masters were all dumbfounded.

The expression froze on his face for a long time, unable to recover,

Yi Xiaocao's arrogant laughter echoed in the hall:

"Wow ha ha ha! Daddy is the number one god of gamblers! Who else is not convinced?"

"Wahhaha! No one can deny it! Daddy is still the number one villain, don't blame Daddy for being ruthless!"

"Laifu! Take the 10 million yuan home, and tell those four girls to go shopping as I said! Buy whatever you want! Buy until your hands are soft!"

After a long while, Guan Qi was the first to calm down,

She glanced at Yi Xiaocao sharply,

Shaking his head and smiling wryly: "Unexpectedly, Xiao Shizi is a real person who doesn't show his face. The number one villain has lived up to his reputation. I am convinced and say goodbye."

She stood up casually, bowed in circles, and strode away.

Zheng Jingyu and the other four felt that their eyes went dark, and the world was spinning for a while.

Standing unsteadily as if drunk, he fell down and sat down, muttering: "You won? How could you win..."

They planned extremely carefully, and calculated all of Yi Xiaocao's actions and reactions properly without any omissions.

Even to what extent he was fascinated by drugs, how to say and how to do it, all the plans were made,

Even the four of them lost all their money and took out things as collateral, which paves the way for the final persecution of Yi Xiaocao.

For the most important part of fighting crickets, I have made 10,000 preparations.

Guan Qi's Iron Armored Overlord was carefully bred with various Heavenly and Mortal Treasures three months in advance,

When the war started, it secretly entered True Qi,

Raise its combat power and defense to a terrifying level,

Not to mention fighting crickets, even in the face of a dog, the armored overlord has no fear at all!

In order to be completely safe, he even bribed the officials of the Zhenbei Prince's Mansion to feed him. For a month, he didn't feed the mighty general normally.

Isn't that foolproof enough?

Is there a one-in-a-billion chance of being defeated by Iron Armor Overlord?

No, absolutely not!

However, the facts are in front of us,

The Iron Armored Overlord died of fragrance and jade, has been eaten up and disappeared without a trace,

Yi Xiaocao's mighty general was still lying in the cage half dead,

It looks like you haven't eaten enough...

The four cronies also instantly became distraught, half dead, paralyzed on the chair like boneless jellyfish,

"Wow, I won! Are you happy?"

Yi Xiaocao Dianabol Knife.

"Happy... heart..." The four of them were weak.

"I am the number one God of Gamblers! Are you convinced?"

"Clothes……"

Hehe, I like to see the way you want to hurt me but you can't, your face is swollen like a pig's head but you don't dare to say it...

"Wahhaha! Is it okay to be promising? Didn't you just lose a few dollars? Look at each of you, it's not like you're dead, so be happy..."

Yi Xiaocao laughed wildly: "Let's go, let's go to Zuihualou to get drunk, I'll treat you!"

"Get up, let's go, the coffin hasn't been lost yet, so don't put on a dead face, how about I hand over the oiran to you today?"

The four cronies slumped on the chairs like boneless jellyfish,

Being pulled around unreasonably by Yi Xiaocao,

Reluctantly standing up,

Yi Xiaocao took the lead, high-spirited, laughing forward.

The four of them staggered and followed behind in a daze.

Just after they walked out of Hailefang, the five of them noticed that the atmosphere on the street was a little weird.

On the bustling streets,

Suddenly lost the laughter of the past,

Everyone in the street looked at each other cautiously and suspiciously,

For every stranger who doesn't know each other, he sees his feet up and down,

As soon as the five people appeared, they were immediately shot by countless eyes.

"Why? Have you never seen such a handsome young man?"

Following Yi Xiaocao's loud shout, the crowd dispersed one after another.

A few murmurs came faintly: "This is not Lin Manqing..."

"Who is Lin Manqing? Why are you looking for her?"

All five of them were puzzled, but it seemed that the matter had nothing to do with them, so they didn't ask any more questions.

Take the time to go to Zuihualou.

Halfway through the journey, suddenly a servant came over quietly,

He whispered a few words to Zheng Jingyu close to his ear.

Zheng Jingyu's eyes lit up suddenly, his spirits lifted,

He asked urgently, "Really? Didn't the superiors blame us?"

The boy said: "My master said, the more self-satisfied you are, the bigger your flaws will be! The four young masters will pay for their merits, and today is the day!"

"Okay! You go and report to your Patriarch, and say that we vow to take down Yi Xiaocao this time, and we will be successful if we don't succeed!"

The boy bowed and saluted, then turned and left.

Zheng Jingyu pulled the other three away,

Whispering in a whisper,

The eyes of the three brightened at the same time: "Zuihualou still has a chance? We will definitely not let him go this time!"

"Hey, hey! Let me tell you four, can you hurry up! I've never seen someone who is being treated and still dawdling..."

A dozen meters away, Yi Xiaocao turned his head and yelled impatiently.

"Okay, okay, sir, don't worry, we'll be there soon!"

The four puffed up their chests and rekindled their fighting spirit,

Arms swing like the wind, steps sonorous and powerful,

He gallantly rushed to Zuihualou.

Yi Xiaocao felt a gust of tornado pass by him,

Those four fox friends and dog friends surpassed themselves in an instant,

A hungry dog ​​rushes to the front,

Can't help scratching his head in doubt: "What is there to grab? Want to eat something hot? What do they think of Zuihualou..."