Fantasy: This World Is Too Crazy

In just two days,

The news of "Good Fortune Celestial Master offering a reward for capturing Lin Manqing" spread throughout the Guangyuan Continent at an astonishing speed.

"One heavenly spirit weapon, three heavenly spirit pills! As long as I find Lin Manqing, I will be prosperous!"

The huge temptation made countless masters swarm out, frantically searching everywhere,

Even many old monsters who have been hidden from the world for a long time can't help but feel excited.

Start to pay attention secretly...

Zhenbei Palace has two kitchens, large and small.

There are more than 20 people in the big kitchen, cooking home-cooked meals in big pots,

Provide three meals a day for hundreds of servants in the palace,

There are only five people in the small kitchen, but they cook exquisite meals.

It is dedicated to serving Xiaoshizi alone.

At this time, the manager, Gong Yangmeng, and his four subordinates were busy busy,

"Gong Yang Meng, the prince is about to wake up, is breakfast ready?"

A crisp female voice sounded from outside the door.

"Yo, it's Litchi girl here,"

The ram suddenly raised his head and smiled all over his face.

Hastily wiped the greasy hands on the apron,

He greeted: "It will be ready soon, and I promise not to delay the prince's meal! Girl, please sit outside first."

"I can't sit still..."

Li Zhi casually glanced around,

He said casually: "Please, make four more bowls of bird's nest porridge, and hurry up."

"Okay, no problem!"

Gong Yang grinned fiercely and walked towards the stove: "It's a small matter, why should the girl go there in person? Just send someone to tell me. Girl, please sit outside for a while, and it will be fine in a while."

Li Zhi said lightly: "I came here to tell you that these bowls of bird's nest porridge are not for the prince, but for our sisters, so don't poison them, lest they spoil the taste."

The five people in the kitchen froze at the same time,

Ram's fierce hands froze in the air, and the smile on his face faded instantly.

The voice was low and slow: "Why did the girl say that?"

At the same time, the veins on the forehead are exposed,

A murderous aura slowly overflowed from the body,

He seemed ready to strike at any moment.

But Lizhi didn't care about it at all.

Simply turn around and turn your back on them,

Indifferently said: "From the beginning, you used thirteen kinds of poisons, all of which were ineffective, and later changed to a colorless and odorless chronic poison. Do you think no one can see it? Actually, they were all fed to dogs."

"what???"

One sentence made Gong Yang almost vomit blood and run away.

I thought the arrangement was perfect, no one would be able to see it,

Thinking it was worth consuming so much precious poison,

Thinking that he has controlled the life and death of the son,

But never imagined,

In the end, the clown was himself!

Killing and killing people!

"Since you already knew it, why didn't you say it earlier?"

Ram's face flushed suddenly, and he roared in a low voice,

Li Zhi twitched the corners of her mouth, rolled her eyelids indifferently: "Anyway, we're pretty boring, so I'll just watch your performance..."

The ram hung so fiercely that he didn't choke to death!

All actions of own are clearly seen by others,

However, he let himself do it and ignored it at all!

If they didn't want to eat a bowl of bird's nest porridge, I'm afraid they wouldn't even mention it...

This is simply a great shame!

Not only is it an insult to the personality, but it is also a deep insult to the poisonous skills that have been immersed in it for many years!

"Too much deceit! I will fight with you!"

The ram suddenly exploded, "The Lion Mountain Cracked"! He punched Lychee hard,

Lizhi still turned her back to him, not even looking at him,

Slightly waving jade hands to lead and lead,

"boom"! The ram slumped heavily against the wall, with blood spilling from the corner of its mouth.

"Master!"

The four disciples were all red-eyed, grabbed the kitchen knife and roared at Lizhi,

No one saw how Lizhi made a move,

There was only a soft sound, and the four of them fell to the ground at the same time.

Like a rolling Calabash, flip out three feet,

Fortunately, Lizhi was merciful and did not hurt their lives.

Seeing this, the blood on Gong Yang Meng's face faded away.

Knowing that he was far from being an opponent, his eyes immediately dimmed completely.

Standing up reluctantly while clutching his chest, he bowed deeply to Lizhi's back:

"Unexpectedly, there is such an expert by your side! I am convinced, thank you girl for sparing my life, we will leave immediately, and never dare to set foot in the half step of the palace."

"Come on, I'm just here for bird's nest porridge..."

Li Zhi turned around and said with a light smile, "I don't care if you poison Xiaocao. I can't do it if I love it. In fact, it's useless if I do it..."

"Gah?"

Gong Yang suddenly lost his mind: "What do you mean, girl, don't drive me away? Also, continue to cook?"

"Look at your worthless appearance!"

Lizhi was angry: "It's just right, I am short of a few younger brothers, would you like to follow me?"

"this……"

Gong Yangmeng and the four disciples looked at each other, not knowing what to do for a moment.

"Have you heard of the dragon clan? I am the princess of the dragon clan! Now accept you as disciples of the outer hall deacon, do you want to?"

The five Rams were overjoyed immediately.

Dragons! The most mysterious and powerful dragon clan on the mainland!

What an honor it is to be taken under the command of the Dragon Princess!

"Willing, willing to meet Her Royal Highness Princess!"

It's really a joy from the sky, the willingness of the five bodies!

"Okay, okay, get up, hurry up, and make bird's nest porridge."

Lizhi ordered lightly.

"Yes, yes, may I ask Your Royal Highness, what should we do in the future?"

Ram asked for instructions cautiously.

Lizhi rolled her eyes: "What I did before, I will still do in the future, poison you as soon as you want, send a message as soon as you need it, as long as I tell you to do things honestly."

Turn around and walk away gracefully.

The rest of Gong Yangmeng and the four disciples stared at each other in a daze.

Food poisoning, people have always known,

Passing news to the outside world, people have always known,

I thought it was a secret,

As everyone knows, it's just that people ignore it...

It's really... a failure...

After a while, the five people woke up from the petrified state,

"Master, is the breakfast of this world still poisoned?"

A disciple asked hesitantly.

"Next? Next yarn! Don't you know how expensive the material is? Don't you know how to save daddy?"

He slapped the disciple hard on the back of the head,

Gong Yang said with a tone of hatred for iron and steel: "Cheer up daddy! From now on, concentrate on cooking delicious food, and stop using your fucking brains!"

"My son, my son, Dugu Qiu is defeated, Xiaocao Xiaocao, who will fight!"

There is a parrot stand hanging on a big tree in front of the hall, and the fairy Vajra, the baby of the son, is jumping and jumping,

A cheerful Yi Xiaocao teased it with a straw stick,

Teach it to speak with a smile.

Unexpectedly, the parrot didn't cooperate very much. It kept tilting its head and didn't speak, as if it was thinking about something.

Lychee walked back gently,

The three strawberries hurriedly pulled her aside, and asked quietly: "What happened in the kitchen just now? There seems to be True Qi fluctuations?"

Li Zhi proudly showed off: "I've taken in my younger brother, this palace will be the branch hall of the Dragon Clan from now on!"

"Huh? Is there such an operation?"

Strawberries, pineapples, cherries, the eyes of the three girls suddenly lit up...

"Say it, say it quickly, come, come, come, son, son, Dugu Qiubai..."

Yi Xiaocao was patient and kept teasing it with straw sticks,

Being teased anxiously, the parrot suddenly jumped to the side as if enlightened, flapping its wings,

Open up your voice: "How are you, grass?"

"Plop!" Yi Xiaocao, who was caught off guard, staggered and fell to the ground.

The four girls behind them laughed together and bent over.

"Damn! What's wrong with imitating Tie Haoran's big black face? Change your words!"

Yi Xiaocao got up in embarrassment, and angrily poked violently with a straw stick,

The poor parrot jumped up and down after being poked, and its wings fluttered endlessly.

I was forced to be anxious, and finally changed my words: "Fuck, colon! How are you?"