Fantasy: This World Is Too Crazy

"Laifu! Take my post and invite Li Shangming from Weiyuan Hou's Mansion, Zheng Jingyu from Zheng Guogong's Mansion, and Yang Tao and Meng Zhixi to go to Zuihualou to play together. I was disturbed yesterday, and I will make it up today! But a man who keeps his word!"

After breakfast, Yi Xiaocao stood up vigorously: "Strawberry Cherry, change my clothes!"

Strawberry brought the coat, dressed him together with Cherry, and tidied him carefully from head to toe,

At the same time, he pouted and said angrily: "His Royal Highness, the money you won yesterday, you agreed to go shopping with us, we haven't spent it yet, so don't lose it all again."

"Go, go, what are you talking about, that stinky girl?"

Yi Xiaocao rolled his eyes: "Didn't you see that this son is full of vitality? How could he lose?"

"I didn't see it..." The four girls curled their lips together.

"You guys! Are you trying to annoy me? I'll sell you all sooner or later!"

Yi Xiaocao is so angry, it's okay for the four girls to refuse to accompany her in bed, usually she doesn't even say a word of flattery,

Still often talk back!

I really regret that back then, I shouldn't have accepted them just because they looked pretty...

Glancing left and right angrily, he suddenly found half a bowl of bird's nest porridge on the small table next to him.

Just take it to the fire!

Grabbed it with a "hululu" and drank it all in one gulp,

Pineapple shouted anxiously: "That's mine..."

What answered her was an empty bowl...

Yi Xiaocao smacked her lips in satisfaction: "It tastes good, go tell the kitchen, I will have this for breakfast in the future."

I looked up at the pineapple and slapped my forehead,

He smiled and said, "After eating your bird's nest porridge, I will pay you..."

"Pa" readily took out a large handful of silver bills from his pocket,

"I'll compensate you four, don't be bored at home when I go out, go shopping!"

The eyes of the four girls lit up at the same time,

But seeing Yi Xiaocao spit on his fingers with a "poof" and counted:

"I'll give you ten, eight, five, three... ten thousand taels! Have fun!"

"Damn, I've never seen such a stingy little prince! Why haven't I seen this Holy Maiden (princess)? What's your ten thousand taels?"

I almost swear,

The four girls unabashedly pulled the corners of their mouths to the sky, rolled their eyes and turned their heads away,

"Hold it, don't be polite to me..."

Feeling good about himself, Yi Xiaocao stuffed the banknote into Pineapple's hand,

Stretching again: "It's really full of energy, ha, let's go to Zuihualou!"

Take a step to go outside,

Laifu hurriedly stopped him: "Your Highness, it's not safe outside recently, did you send Lai Cailaishou to lead a team of guards to protect your son?"

"No, no, who in the entire capital dares to touch me?"

Yi Xiaocao said carelessly: "Laifu, you are my own, let me tell you a secret, Tie Haoran said it himself yesterday, if anyone dares to touch me, the 300,000 cavalry of the Skywalking Legion will be killed, and the only way to slaughter the city is to kill me." It will take half a day!"

Laifu's eyes froze suddenly, his body froze,

Yi Xiaocao patted her on the shoulder and smiled: "Think about it, how exciting that would be, haha... Hurry up and send me an invitation."

Laughing wildly, he walked out of the palace gate.

Looking at Xiao Shizi's back with complicated eyes,

Laifu did not go out to send invitations,

Just a quick message, and then sneaked into the backyard.

Duke Zheng's Mansion,

Zheng Jingyu, Li Shangming, Yang Tao, and Meng Zhixi are getting together,

"It's been so long, if the little grass is allowed to live tenaciously, then we will all suffer,"

Zheng Jingyu said worriedly: "The plan to pull the weeds can no longer be delayed. He must be killed as soon as possible. The one above can't wait more and more."

Li Shangming sighed: "Dozens of methods have been used, but he can't be cut down, and he can't be killed by poison. He might as well stop calling him Xiaocao and call him Little Turtle..."

Meng Zhixi pondered and said: "Yesterday Xiaocao bleeds suddenly, which means that he is not immortal! It's just that we have to find that method, who of you can clearly see what happened yesterday?"

Yang Tao raised his head to the sky, and seriously began to recall: "Yesterday, Princess Anfei drew her sword to kill Yi Xiaocao..."

As soon as the words came out, the four shook their heads together, including himself.

Although Anfei drew out his sword, he was bluffing to chop and kill,

But it was so far away,

And the four of them were present to try to persuade the fight,

It is impossible to touch Yi Xiaocao at all.

"Then, Guan Qi, a crippled beauty, and a rogue-eyed peach blossom, have all had contact with Xiaocao..."

"Guan Qi is very dangerous! He is not with us, so be more careful with him in the future!"

Zheng Jingyu solemnly reminded.

Then he pondered: "But yesterday Guan Qi was making a big fuss in Zuihualou, and he didn't intend to target Xiaocao, and that guy with peach blossom eyes, who obviously shares the same smell as Xiaocao, probably wouldn't...

That lame beauty is the most suspect! We need to find her out as soon as possible, and ask how she hurt Xiaocao! "

The other three nodded their heads together.

Suddenly Zheng Jingyu flipped his palm, and a message fell into his hand,

After a brief glance, Zheng Jingyu smiled: "This idiot, actually invited us to Zuihualou again, saying that he wanted to make up for the messed up banquet yesterday..."

Yang Tao, Li Shangming, and Meng Zhixi all laughed: "I really come here for whatever I want, walk around, get him drunk first, and then let Manyu Qingxia serve him on the bed, I don't believe it, he is wearing a suit How can a turtle shell mess with a woman?"

Zheng Jingyu continued to look back,

Suddenly his complexion changed: "Not good! Xiaocao revealed that Tie Haoran personally said that if something happens to Xiaocao, the Skywalking Legion will return to Tucheng?"

The faces of the four sons were pale in an instant, dripping with cold sweat,

"This... I said that he has nothing to fear. He has been tyrannical for many years and no one dared to control him... He has the backing of Tianxing cavalry, so he can't be touched..."

"Hurry up and report to your superiors, and ask if you want to change the plan."

Zheng Jingyu sent a message in a panic.

A reply was received very quickly, but it was a stern reprimand: "Idiot! Tie Haoran is just intimidating and bluffing! Yi Tianxing absolutely has no guts to return to the imperial capital! You act immediately and kill Xiaocao without delay!"

The four sons saw it, and suddenly felt a little more at ease, and at the same time felt a huge pressure,

"Okay, since the above said, it must be fine, let's go to Zuihualou without delay!"

Zheng Jingyu stood up first, followed by Yang Tao, Meng Zhixi, and Li Shangming.

The four sons went straight to Zuihualou.

On the other side, the Eastern Palace of the Great Zhou Empire,

Crown Prince Yang Ying leisurely sipping tea,

With an inscrutable smile on his face,

He said lightly to himself: "After pulling out the weeds, the Tianxing Legion will return to the master to slaughter the city? Okay, then hurry up..."