Fantasy: This World Is Too Crazy

"kill!"

With the last sword beheading the enemy,

A woman with a beautiful face raised her head from the blood pool of dead bodies all over the ground,

Silver-white waist-length hair flutters around, pointing at the sky,

Let out a violent roar: "Who dares to slander me, Lin Manqing! I will never die with you!"

He raised his hand and sent a message: "Shan'er, go to the capital of the Great Zhou Dynasty quickly and find out where Mo Jiuyuan is. I want to have an interview with him."

at the same time,

A convoy slowly crossed the northern border, entering the Great Zhou Empire from the Tudan Empire.

During the march, suddenly a big bearded man galloped through the convoy,

After catching up with a large and luxurious sedan chair, he bowed and saluted:

"Report to the national teacher, a thousand-man cavalry was found 30 miles behind, it should be the Tianxing Legion following us, do you want disciples to go and destroy them?"

An extremely magnetic middle-aged male voice came from the sedan chair: "Let him go, leave him alone. Unless Yi Tianxing has the courage to follow him to the imperial capital and fight with me in front of Yang Ling Tian, ​​hehe, then he will show his strength." prestige."

The bearded man said again: "Marshal Timosinger has already pressed heavily on him, and Yi Tianxing naturally dare not leave the front line. Let the disciples teach the disciples a lesson, so that they can show their anger."

The national teacher in the sedan chair gave a long laugh: "Grelu, when will you change your temper? Who am I, Cang Yixian, afraid of? It's just that we are going to negotiate, so don't cause trouble on the way. After returning, 300,000 The Skywalking Legion is not enough for you to kill?"

Grelu scratched his head and smiled innocently: "There is a piece of fat on the side of the mouth, if you don't eat it, your hands will always itch, hehe..."

"Then you go to be a vanguard, rush to Zhenbei Palace first, get in touch with Greehan, and prepare everything in secret."

The national teacher Cang Yixian ordered lightly.

Greelu was overjoyed, and immediately cupped his fist: "I would like to obey the order of the national teacher! This disciple will go to Zhenbei Palace immediately!"

Zuihualou is worthy of being the top place in the imperial capital.

In just one night, the place that was smashed by Guan Qiyitong,

It has been completely restored with absolutely no blemishes visible.

Yi Xiaocao took steps that no relatives would recognize,

Shaking his disgusting body,

With arms tilted and eyes squinted, he stepped into Zuihualou.

The old bustard Honggu immediately greeted her with her face salivating, and the powder on her smiling face fell down rustlingly.

"Oh, you are here, Xiao Shizi. I was talking about it just now. I didn't play well yesterday, but don't let Xiao Shizi blame me. Today I invite guests to make amends..."

"Crack!" A silver ticket was placed on Honggu's face,

Yi Xiaocao turned his nostrils to the sky: "Joke! When is it your turn to treat? Bullying this prince has no money, right?"

The old bustard hurriedly put away the banknotes, and smiled brightly: "Yes, yes, it's all because of my mouth, I can't speak anymore, I should hit you..."

Yi Xiaocao asked lazily: "Mr. Zheng, how many of them are here?"

Hong Gu smiled and replied: "I haven't come yet, I think I will be here soon, why don't you go upstairs first, and I will let Manyu accompany you to chat first..."

Just as Yi Xiaocao was about to speak, someone suddenly heard a voice transmission and said with a smile in his ear: "The little prince is here, the little brother is waiting for you, come quickly."

Glancing out of the corner of his eye, he saw in a corner of the hall on the first floor by the window,

A familiar figure was sitting, smiling and waving to him.

"Aha, it's you, Yunzhonghe!"

Shouted a little louder,

Suddenly, there was a "boom" in the whole hall,

Countless people jumped up, those with knives took knives, those without knives took chopsticks,

Everyone gritted their teeth, and all of them were furious: "Where is it? Where is that goddamn prostitute?"

Yun Zhonghe hurriedly covered his face with his hands and got under the table,

Yi Xiaocao hastily explained: "Uh...it's okay, I'm yelling 'good luck', it's just a mouthful, hehe..."

"Oh..." Everyone sat down slowly.

Wiping off his cold sweat, Yi Xiaocao walked to Yun Zhonghe's table,

Yun Zhonghe poked his head out from under the table: "Shh, shhh! Don't talk about my name indiscriminately, you just need to know me, otherwise I will be chopped into pieces on the spot..."

As he spoke, he slowly climbed out and sat down.

Yi Xiaocao laughed in shock: "It's really true to be a man like Brother Yun... Tsk tsk, wait for me to take a look for Brother Yun..."

He stretched out his hand to support Yun Zhonghe's chin, squinted his eyes and frowned, looked left and right,

In the end, he snapped his fingers and said with a smile: "My Brother Yun's Heaven Court is plump and round, and his bones are exquisite and lucky. It is the sign of longevity. Ha, don't worry too much."

Tilting his head slightly, he got rid of Yi Xiaocao's palm,

Yun Zhonghe smiled wryly and said: "Your Majesty, I don't know. In fact, in the past two days, my younger brother has died twice, but he was just lucky enough to be rescued by an expert."

"What, what? Brother Yun, what did you do to hurt the heavens, harm the people and gods? Tell me quickly and listen."

Yi Xiaocao was immediately interested, and stared at Yun Zhonghe with bright eyes, as if studying deeply.

As the saying goes, riches and nobles must return to their hometowns, and brocade clothes must be paraded in the streets.

Wouldn't it be aggrieved to feel aggrieved if you didn't show off a great event?

It just so happens that the villainous little prince in front of him is the only fellow who can listen and applaud him!

Yun Zhonghe immediately slapped his thigh: "Little brother did an earth-shattering event last night! It's not that little brother looks down on you, but you can't do it, little son..."

"Oh? It's unlikely, right? Tell me quickly..."

Glancing left and right, Yun Zhonghe lowered his voice to the extreme, using the adjectives he had learned all his life to the extreme,

Telling the climaxes and ups and downs of last night's experience,

Yi Xiaocao is sometimes amazed, sometimes worried, and sometimes salivating...

"In this way, although my little brother was hit with eighteen thunderbolt palms and thirty-six soul-chasing poisonous needles, his chest was shot into a sieve, and his back was shot into a hedgehog, but he still hugged me. With firm belief, I would rather die than surrender, and finally with my last breath, I stole the queen's underwear..."

After finishing the glorious deeds of own in one breath,

Yun Zhonghe sipped his tea reservedly, but he couldn't hide the smug smile on his face.

Unfortunately, it was Yi Xiaocao's extremely suspicious eyes.

This expression made Yun Zhonghe absolutely unable to bear it: "What's the matter? Doesn't the little prince believe it?"

"Hey, Brother Yun, there is a flaw in the story you made up, do you know that?"

Yi Xiaocao took a sip of tea in a leisurely manner, and his indifferent eyes drifted out of the window,

"You were beaten to death last night? Are you going out to drink flower wine today? Can you show me a wound on your body?"

"It's absolutely true! If there is even half a lie, I will die!"

Yun Zhonghe's eyes froze for a moment, he almost jumped up in a hurry,

"I was rescued by an expert! Mo Jiuyuan, does Mo Tianshi know? He gave me a Medicine Pill, and I was healed overnight!"

Yi Xiaocao still didn't believe it: "What about the queen's underwear? Take it out and have a look? I can't be fooled by royal things."

"Snapped!"

A small package was thrown out: "Take it, have a look! If it's fake, I'll die!"

Yi Xiaocao opened the package on the spot, looked at a bellyband and a pair of obscene trousers inside,

In the end, he widened his eyes and raised his thumbs up: "Brother Yun is really amazing! It is indeed the empress's property! I admire you."

"Wa hahaha……"

Or comrades who know comrades best,

Is it easy for a prostitute to meet a confidant?

The little prince who was able to win the head of the four villains expressed admiration,

Yunzhonghe suddenly felt comfortable all over, as if floating in the clouds,

Almost couldn't help laughing out loud.