Fantasy: This World Is Too Crazy

"This underwear actually has a slight body fragrance, wow, it smells really good..."

Yi Xiaocao looked fascinated: "Could it be that Brother Yun watched her take it off with his own eyes? Feast your eyes?"

"Well... guess what?"

Yun Zhonghe's smile was mysterious and reserved.

"Wow, brother Yun is not authentic, even brother is hiding it?"

"Let's not hide anything..."

Yun Zhonghe smiled from ear to ear: "To tell you the truth, this underwear, I actually stole two sets..."

Before he finished speaking, Yi Xiaocao made a move like lightning, sweeping the table away with lightning speed!

"Gah? What is the meaning of this, son?"

"Are we brothers? Since I have two sets, it is reasonable to give me one set?"

Yi Xiaocao was confident, and stuffed the small package into his arms.

"No, no, the other way is..."

How dare Yun Zhonghe say that Mo Jiuyuan took a set?

If he is also wanted by the whole continent, he will be completely finished.

For a moment, the anxious white hair was sweating profusely,

Anxiously pale: "I've given away the other set, I want to keep this set for myself..."

"Cut! I don't believe it, you would be willing to give it away? Don't fool me!"

Yi Xiaocao turned her head in disdain, squinting out the window,

Suddenly his eyes lit up: "Wow! There are beautiful women!"

"Don't change the subject! Give it back to me... Huh? Sure enough, there are beauties..."

Yun Zhonghe glanced out inadvertently, and immediately turned his eyes straight,

Outside the window, there is a beautiful woman walking over,

She was wearing a pale pink dress, long and floor-length,

The slender waist is restrained by a cloud belt, which shows a tight grip,

In the hair is a seven-treasure coral hairpin, which reflects the face like a lotus.

A pair of phoenix eyes are naturally charming, yet awe-inspiring,

A head of black silk combed into a Chinese bun, gorgeous and graceful,

Her face and body are so perfect that she could be called Celestial Immortals,

With a soft and tactful charm,

But there is a vigorous heroism in the brows.

"Wow, this girl should only exist in the sky, if she comes to the world, she will belong to me!"

Yun Zhonghe's eyes were fixed,

Even the halazi at the corner of the mouth dripped all over the ground and didn't bother to wipe it off,

"I swear to God, I must get her!"

"Hey, do you understand the rules?"

Yi Xiaocao was dissatisfied: "I am the boss! Naturally, I will go first, and you, the fourth, will go!"

"Oh! I said son, do you really think of yourself as the boss? Go ask Guan Qi and Tie Huzi, who will recognize you? Any of the three of us can beat you all over the place! I advise you not to look for it. uneasy……"

"Challenge me? What a joke! Just your skinny bamboo pole? The 300,000 cavalry of our Heavenly Walking Legion can't drown you with one mouthful of saliva!"

The two of them stared out the window intently.

While viciously using all kinds of vicious language to attack each other,

There is a posture of opening up when there is a disagreement,

Completely forgot, the prey hasn't arrived yet...

Fang Shan'er walked into Zuihualou, her beautiful eyes swept away,

Seeing the circular high platform in the middle of the hall,

There are a few scantily clad young women dancing to the melodious music of the piano,

He frowned slightly,

I wanted to turn around and go out, but I saw that the hall was full of people,

After thinking for a while, he whispered to himself: "Well, it's also a good place to inquire about news..."

I was about to walk inside to find an empty seat.

When I looked up, I saw two pig brothers over there, salivating and smiling like Erha,

He waved desperately at himself...

what?

Being targeted by a prostitute?

Oh, good! Let's take the two of you!

With a cold smile in her heart, Fang Shan'er moved lightly with lotus steps, and Tingting walked over gracefully.

"Wow, the beauty is here, please take a seat."

Yi Xiaocao and Yun Zhonghe were overjoyed, and immediately stood up and gave up their seats graciously.

Yi Xiaocao took the teacup thoughtfully,

Yun Zhonghe thoughtfully filled up the tea,

Fang Shan'er suddenly fixed her gaze, staring at Yun Zhonghe's right little finger,

She clearly saw that a little powder leaked from the nail just now,

Drug me?

Yun Zhonghe hurriedly hid his right hand, and showed a pure smile that is harmless to humans and animals,

He politely made a "please" gesture with his left hand: "Miss, please have some tea."

"Aha, hello beauty, please allow me to introduce myself..."

Yi Xiaocao immediately grabbed the words: "I am the son of Zhenbei Prince, the young master of the 300,000 cavalry of the Tianxing Army, and the people in the capital call him Yumian..."

"He is the number one villain in the capital, full of evil! The biggest poisonous weed in the capital!"

Yun Zhonghe unceremoniously exposed his old background,

Then he introduced himself enthusiastically: "I'm different. Although I don't have a prominent background, I'm upright, full of righteousness, and suave and handsome. I'm known as the pure little dragon... Why did you kick me?"

Give him a savage Death stare,

Yi Xiaocao turned his head and showed an angelic smile to the beautiful woman: "At eighteen next year, he will be flamboyant but not obscene, affectionate but not sentimental, people in the capital call it jade face... Oh, how dare you hit me?"

Throwing the teacup at Yun Zhonghe with his backhand,

Yun Zhonghe was not polite either, grabbed the rag from the table and threw it at Yi Xiaocao's face,

Fang Shan'er ignored her, with a slight smile on the corner of her mouth,

With slender hands holding the teacup in front of her, she turned it gently,

There was neither sadness nor joy in her beautiful eyes, she glanced lightly at the swirling tea.

The two who were tearing could not help but stop slowly,

Both pairs of lewd eyeballs turned into peach blossoms,

Can't help but say in unison: "Beauty, please drink tea."

Fang Shan'er didn't even look at them, but just stared at the tea,

As if there is a peach blossom in the tea,

Cherry lips parted slightly: "I have a question, I would like to ask the two young masters, who can help me?"

The two said in unison: "Girl, just tell me, I know everything!"

"Okay! Please tell me, two young masters, how to find Mo Jiuyuan?"

The two were startled at the same time,

Then lift up your fingers at the same time,

Yi Xiaocao points to the crane in the cloud, and the crane in the cloud points to Yi Xiaocao,

Again in unison: "You say!"

Fang Shan'er finally raised her beautiful eyes, and looked at the two of them seriously.

He said in surprise: "It can't be such a coincidence, can it? Both young masters can find Mo Jiuyuan?"

That's right, both of them can find Mo Jiuyuan,

But what Fang Shaner didn't know was that,

No one will betray Mo Jiuyuan's whereabouts!

"Well, it's a long story, girl please drink tea, let's talk slowly."

Yun Zhonghe said haha,

"Yes, this matter is actually not difficult, but if you want to talk about it, you have to talk about it from the beginning. Girl, please drink tea."

Yi Xiaocao looked innocent.

"Oh? The two sons want a reward? That's easy to say..."

Fang Shaner was about to inquire further,

Suddenly, I heard a mournful roar from the gate of Zuihualou:

"Guan Qi, you dare to kill a thousand swords? I will fight with you!"

The old bustard Honggu's face was contorted, her fingers were pointed,

Frenziedly rushing towards a big man in Angzang: "My mother will kill you by a thousand swords!"

Guan Qi waved his hand casually, and Hong Gu was like a big winter melon, rolling three feet in the air, smashing several tables and chairs,

Then Qi Condensation was in the mouth, and the tongue burst into spring thunder,

Shouted loudly: "The Black Tiger Gang is working here, get out of here for anything irrelevant!"

In an instant, there was chaos in the building.

Diners on the first floor, idlers on the second floor, prostitutes on the third floor,

All fled in a panic,

Guan Qi waved his hand again: "Smash it! Smash everything, and then set fire to this dilapidated building!"

"Yes, boss!"

Dozens of big men in black behind them rushed into Zuihualou with weapons in their hands.