Fantasy: This World Is Too Crazy

Hearing a completely unexpected answer from Yi Xiaocao,

Nalannuo couldn't help being stunned,

Asked in surprise: "Just because of a group of bandits, as for threatening me?"

"Because I know that even if I kneel down and cry bitterly, you won't help me."

Yi Xiaocao said foolishly: "It just so happens that I picked up this thing again, so why not be more direct."

"Aren't you afraid to anger Ben Gong and kill you on the spot?"

"Afraid, not afraid."

Yi Xiaocao carelessly picked up a bunch of amethyst grapes and started chewing: "My daddy's Black Tortoise is already very powerful, but I can't imagine there is another Azure Dragon Shrouding the Heavens that is even more powerful, 'crack' Killing people with one palm, I wonder if the Queen has this supernatural power?"

"I don't understand what you're saying..."

Nalannuo said decisively: "Who told you these nonsense?"

"The dead body said."

"How can a corpse talk?"

"I let him talk, and he has to talk."

"Where is that dead body?"

"I burned it."

Nalano's pupils gradually shrank,

Staring at the corner of the clothes in Yi Xiaocao's arms, his eyes kept flickering.

"Want it? Just say it if you want it."

Yi Xiaocao simply put the grapes in his mouth,

Free your hands to take out the small package,

The bellyband on the left hand, the underwear on the right hand,

Shaking against the wind, held up like an exhibition,

Nalan Nuo's face became hot for a while.

"You know, there are two sets in total. I only brought these two sets. If you dare to snatch them, I promise to make you the dream lover of the whole world tomorrow morning."

Yi Xiaocao chuckled: "Unless you really have the guts to kill me here."

The violent murderous intent was fleeting.

Nalannuo worked hard for a long time before he gradually calmed down his violently heaving chest.

"I'll dispatch a thousand elite Imperial Forest Army to you and set off tomorrow morning."

Nalannuo lowered his eyelids, and his voice was as cold as ice: "Put this thing down, and get out of here!"

Yi Xiaocao rewrapped the things and stuffed them into his bosom,

"Before I leave tomorrow morning, I will put it in Zuihualou. You can pick it up yourself. Remember to book a luxurious box for me. I will hold a celebration banquet when I come back."

With a wild laugh, he took another bunch of grapes,

Only then did Shi Shiran turn around, stepping on butterfly ghost steps, and walked away crookedly.

Staring at his crooked back, Nalannuo's eyes almost burst into flames, the joints of his hands turned white, and a few words burst out from his clenched silver teeth: "I, must, kill, you!"

The figure flashed, with no vengeance, no kindness, floating to the ground,

At the same time, he glanced at Yi Xiaocao's back, with a murderous intent in his eyes,

"Didn't the queen get a lore sword? How about letting me hold the sword and kill him?"

Nalannuo quickly adjusted his mentality, his face was cold and expressionless,

He said lightly: "No! He is a person who affects the overall situation, and every move affects the nerves of the entire empire. We want to kill him, but we must not expose our traces! I have already thought of the best candidate, you guys Find that crippled beauty as soon as possible."

Jue Qiu Jue En bowed and saluted: "Obey."

Nalannuo ordered again: "Jue Qiu, you will follow Yi Xiaocao tomorrow morning to see what kind of moth he is up to, Jue En, go to Zui Hua Lou and bring back the things for me, and then pretend to be drunk. The flower building burned down."

"As ordered."

no one knows,

On the top of the Forbidden City in the palace, a burly black shadow faced the direction of the queen,

Standing still for a long time,

Until the night completely engulfed his figure...

It was late at night, but the headquarters of the Black Tiger Gang was still brightly lit.

Dozens of members of the Black Tiger Gang guarded the hall with weapons in their hands, and everyone's faces showed anxiety.

The second leader, Han Feng, and the third leader, Su Yifei, rubbed their hands and walked around the hall non-stop.

"I've filled six bowls of hangover soup, why isn't the gang leader still awake?"

"Both Yi Xiaocao and Mr. Zuo said that the gang leader was drunk, but at that time he was smashing the drunk flower building, how could the gang leader drink alcohol? Could it be Yi Xiaocao who caused trouble?"

"No way? Yi Xiaocao is not Yun Zhonghe, he doesn't have that ability! If he still doesn't wake up tomorrow morning, let's go to the Prime Minister's Mansion and ask Mr. Zuo."

"Yeah, the second brother is right."

And in the back room of the hall,

The head of the Black Tiger Gang, one of the four evil men in the capital, Guan Qi,

Lying quietly on the bed with eyes closed,

If it is not breathing evenly and body temperature is normal, it will look like a dead person at a glance.

Silently, the dark shadow in the palace quietly floated down in front of the bed,

Looking down at the sleeping Guan Qi, a trace of anger flashed in his eyes,

With a cold snort, she stretched out her finger, and a True Qi penetrated into the center of Guan Qi's eyebrows.

"Huh... my head hurts, where am I?"

Guan Qi slowly opened his eyes, and immediately felt a majestic and murderous aura enveloped him,

When he raised his eyes suddenly, he saw a face full of anger,

Immediately terrified, trembling all over,

Hurriedly turning over and sitting up, he knelt down on the bed and kowtowed: "My lord! This subordinate is incompetent, so Yi Xiaocao has been..."

"That's all!"

Heiying reprimanded in a low voice: "What are you eating! Just a little drug from Yunzhonghe made you look like this, it really wasted my years of painstaking cultivation!"

"Cloud, Zhong, Crane!"

Guan Qi murmured in a low voice,

Then he kowtowed in fear and trepidation: "My lord, please forgive me, my subordinates are trying their best to find a way to present the head as soon as possible..."

"I said, that's all!"

Soi Ying's tone was flat, but with an irresistible majesty: "The situation has changed, don't touch him yet, you should restrain yourself a little bit recently, and wait for my further orders."

"Yes, this subordinate obeys."

When Guan Qi raised his head, there was no one in front of him.

"The mission was cancelled? What should I do then?"

After struggling for a while, Guan Qi quickly figured it out:

The lord wants me to restrain myself a bit, so I won't make trouble in drunken flower houses again.

Go to Mo Tianshi and tell me, canceling the order is...

Seeing Guan Qi walking into the hall slowly,

Han Feng, Su Yifei, and the Black Tiger Gang present were all overjoyed,

Immediately they all gathered around, chattering: "Boss, you are finally awake!"

"Boss, are you okay?"

Guan Qi raised his hands high, suppressing the noise,

Loudly said: "I'm fine! It's just that I'm drunk, I'm worried about you brothers! It's getting late now, everyone has worked hard, so let's go, go back and rest."

"Boss!"

Han Feng came out and shouted anxiously: "Shall we go to the Zuihualou tomorrow?"

"The Zuihualou will not be smashed, but..."

Guan Qishou roared violently: "From tomorrow onwards, Yun Zhonghe will be wanted in the whole city! No matter who finds him, he will be killed without mercy!"

This night was really restless.

Even the Zhenbei Prince's Mansion is in a state of chaos at this moment.

In the big kitchen of the palace,

A dazzling light flashed, and Strawberry slowly withdrew its magical powers,

Look at the twenty or so cooks kneeling in a circle,

He said arrogantly: "From today onwards, I will make an exception and accept you as disciples of Chixiao Villa, are you willing?"

Everyone cheered and shouted: "Yes, yes! We swear to serve Chixiao Martial Saint, and we will be loyal from now on!"

The courtyard of the guardian of the palace,

A gigantic head stands under the pineapple's feet,

Pointing to a circle of nurses,

She yelled softly: "The Temple of Light accepts people here, who agrees and who opposes?"

Without further ado, everyone bowed down together: "You said earlier that it is a temple, let's join, let's join, pineapple big sister, please instruct..."

Another courtyard of the palace,

Seeing the servants lying on the floor humming and chirping,

Cherry said softly with a little apology: "I'm sorry, I didn't know you guys were so ungrateful... I want to be a big sister, are you convinced?"

"Admit it, Cherry Big Sister, please accept our knees..."

So far, the human resources of Zhenbei Wangfu have been divided up.

"It's really disrespectful! This is the idea I came up with, how come I suddenly become the least of my younger brothers?"

Watching the sisters return triumphantly,

Lychee is so angry, I can't get angry at all,

"You didn't give me a few left?"

Her answer was just a blank stare...

In fact, there are only two people left, Laifu the housekeeper and Graham the gardener,

The two of them have extremely close ties with outside forces,

The four women didn't want to startle the enemy, so they let them go temporarily.

Yi Xiaocao returned home, unaware that the power in the palace had been re-divided,

Just left a sentence: "Tomorrow, look for where to sell Amethyst grapes, they are delicious, buy more."

So he burrowed into his bedroom, closed the door tightly, and didn't come out all night...