Fantasy: This World Is Too Crazy

Early in the morning, the four maids came to the prince's bedroom as usual, ready to wait for the prince to get up.

But found that the door of the palace was wide open, and the bed was empty,

His Royal Highness, who has always been lazy, actually went out early?

Immediately afterwards, the four girls discovered something even more surprising,

A few pets raised by the prince, Lightning Soaring Dragon, Fairy Vajra, Black Emperor, Mighty General,

It's all gone!

For a moment, the four girls stared inexplicably,

"Could it be that there was so much noise last night that the prince was so frightened that he eloped overnight?"

First went to Zuihualou, opened the door and handed the small package to Honggu,

Then went straight to the Royal Forest Army barracks on the west side of the palace.

When Yi Xiaocao was riding a big red horse, leading a big black dog, with a parrot on his shoulder, a cricket in his arms, and the hammer of justice in his hand,

When "fully armed" entered the barracks,

A thousand elite soldiers dispatched by Queen Nalannuo are already waiting in line.

Commander Zuo Feng single-handedly pointed his gun at the sky and gave a military salute to Yi Xiaocao,

Shouted loudly: "His Royal Highness, the third team of the Yulin Army Xiaoqi Battalion has assembled, please give instructions!"

Looking at this neat and mighty military appearance, Yi Xiaocao nodded in satisfaction,

With a big wave of his hand: "Beat bandits, rob women, follow me!"

The team of thousands of people suddenly responded, everyone's eyes were burning, and everyone's feet felt windy.

Instant morale boost!

Hit bandits? To fight against the mob with such an elite army, wouldn't that be Mount Tai pressing eggs!

Steal a woman? It just so happens that life in the barracks is too boring, hehe...

Yi Xiaocao walked in the front with high spirits,

Commander Zuo Feng leaned over, salivating his face and rubbing his hands: "His Royal Highness, may I ask, how many women can I get after beating the bandits?"

"No!"

Yi Xiaocao mercilessly and decisively shouted: "Only one! Mine!"

"Gah?"

The left wing is in a sluggish...

The army soon entered the mountains north of the city,

Coming to the dense forest where Fang Shan'er was stunned last night and was beaten away by Iron Beard,

Yi Xiaocao's eyes were almost red,

Raising the hammer of justice high,

He shouted in grief and indignation: "Iron Beard haunted here last night! Everyone search carefully, and if you see it, you will kill it, and there will be no mercy! The queen will reward you for the meritorious deeds! Our army will surely win!"

The thousand-man team responded with a bang: "Our army will win, our army will win!"

The valley echoed: "Our army will win, our army will win!"

Suddenly, a sharp and weird voice shouted: "How are you, Cao!"

The valley echoed: "How are you, Cao!"

"Plop!" Yi Xiaocao staggered on horseback,

Falling down, the parrot on the shoulder was frightened and flew up in a hurry,

"Hahaha……"

The elite imperial guards who were waiting in full battle suddenly laughed and staggered,

"Hahaha……"

Rough and wild laughter also came from the halfway up the mountain on the opposite side,

It was Zuo Feng who had rich experience and was keenly aware of the extraordinary laughter.

Immediately pointed at the spear and shouted: "Iron Beard is over there, brothers, kill me!"

Lead the troops to rush towards the opposite mountain peak.

Yi Xiaocao got up from the ground in embarrassment, the first thing he did was to chase the parrot with the hammer of justice,

"I've warned you not to say it again, I'll have to grill you today!"

The parrots were so frightened that they flew around the big red horse, and even the big black dog took two steps back vigilantly.

When there is a lot of trouble,

Suddenly, a Daoist figure rushed over from the slanting stab, grabbing Yi Xiaocao's arm,

"Calm down your anger, it's important to get down to business."

Yi Xiaocao looked back and was startled: "Brother Yunxian? Why are you here? Huh? Where's your injury?"

Yun Zhonghe patted his chest triumphantly: "It's all good! Look, there's not even a single scar left! I'm the unbeatable Xiaoqiang!"

Yi Xiaocao pouted and said teasingly, "You are looking for the Medicine Pill again from Master Mo, right? That guy is the one who sees the rabbit and does not cast the eagle! What good thing did you give him?"

"No no……"

The secret was revealed in one mouthful,

Yun Zhonghe could only sneer: "Although it's a bit mean, it's a way out after all. It's quite reliable to find him in case of emergency..."

Yi Xiaocao rolled his eyes at him: "You can't rely on others for everything, can you? Look at me, I got an army thanks to my own ingenuity! People, you still have to rely on yourself!"

"Yes, the prince is right..."

Yun Zhonghe said something perfunctory, and then changed the topic: "I don't want any more beauties after iron beard is finished, so why don't you ask my son to do me a favor?"

"Wow! How willing are you to be that beauty? Isn't the sacrifice too great?"

Yi Xiaocao was surprised: "Who are you going to hit again?"

Yun Zhonghe hastily explained: "No, no, it's just to borrow the face of the eldest son to invite a guest."

Yi Xiaocao nodded immediately when he heard the words: "It's easy to say, there is no problem at all!"

Then he pointed with his finger: "Iron Beard is over there! Why don't you hurry up and help? Let's go back as soon as we finish."

"it is good!"

Yun Zhonghe agreed very happily, and immediately raised his head to observe the situation on the other side.

The soldiers of the imperial forest army shouted and charged quickly, and they were about to rush to the foot of the mountain.

On the mountainside, a burly giant stands proudly on the most conspicuous rock, it is Iron Beard,

Dozens of big men stood behind him, waiting in full force.

As soon as his eyes rolled, Yun Zhonghe immediately had an idea: the Imperial Forest Army was in front to attract attention, I used Qinggong to go around behind them from the side, and kill them suddenly while they were unaware, and I will surely take down Iron Beard!

Just when Yun Zhonghe quietly hid his body and was about to start his action,

Suddenly Shanyan's iron beard shouted violently: "Come on if you are not afraid of death!"

With a bang, dozens of big trees were shattered and countless boulders were blown away.

Booming and rolling down, a neat clearing was washed out on the hillside!

The dozens of soldiers who rushed to the front were smashed on the spot, their tendons were broken and their bones were broken, and they died.

Seeing such frightening power, no matter how elite the soldiers of the Imperial Forest Army were, they were nothing but ordinary strong men.

How can it withstand this deterrent that is comparable to a demon god?

Immediately, he was so frightened that he backed up again and again, even Zuo Feng didn't dare to charge forward anymore.

Seeing this, Yun Zhonghe felt a sudden "click" in his heart,

Immediately recalling the thunder strike he suffered last night, he couldn't help but slow down...

Iron Beard's wild laughter echoed in the mountains: "Hahaha, it's just a bunch of ants, who dares to fight the Sajia?"

Suddenly, on another mountaintop, there was a clear and angry voice: "Iron Beard is going crazy! Take my life!"

When everyone looked up, they saw a white light that sprinkled murderous aura across the sky, and flashed across the sky like lightning.

Wherever he passed, murderous aura filled the air, his true strength surged, and even the sun dimmed for a moment.

Instantly across the distance of the mountains, like an invincible arrow, straight to the iron beard!

Tie Beard was not surprised but happy, he looked up to the sky and laughed loudly: "Good job! I didn't expect Yi Xiaocao to invite such a master! Come, come and have a good time with the Sa family!"

Before the white light approached, Iron Beard stamped his right foot on the ground, stomped heavily, raised his head and let out a violent roar, shaking the entire mountain,

Utilizing the momentum of the mountain to stimulate the surge of real power, the palms blasted out, and a huge wave of palm power blasted towards the white light.

On the other side of the mountains, a train team at the foot of the mountain stopped suddenly.

A leisurely laugh came from a small sedan chair: "Is there such a master fighting here? And Yi Xiaocao here? Hehe, then Immortal Cang Yi can't help but join in the fun."

A gray shadow soared into the sky, one step at a hundred feet, and rushed towards the battlefield...