Fantasy: This World Is Too Crazy

After Yun Zhonghe left,

Strawberry immediately came up with a smile,

Gently put a fruit basket beside Yi Xiaocao,

"His Royal Highness, I brought your favorite amethyst grapes, as well as silver dollar fruit, water melon... all washed, eat quickly."

Yi Xiaocao was not polite, grabbed a bunch of grapes and threw it into his mouth,

Then he said vaguely: "Strawberry is so good, you know that Dao heart loves me, I will never sell you again."

Strawberry leaned over behind him,

Lifting the Little Fen Fist, symbolically hitting his shoulders a few times,

Yan Ran said: "My son, you know? In fact, you don't know anything about my ability. I can rescue you right now. Do you believe it?"

"Hey, that's not okay, if you can save it, don't save it!"

Yi Xiaocao didn't even think about it, and immediately shook his head: "As soon as I go out, I become a rebel, the palace will be ransacked, and we will all be beheaded..."

"Wow, can't it? Is it so scary?"

In the darkness, Strawberry's eyes showed a sly smile presumptuously,

Like a little fox who stole a chicken,

"Since it's so dangerous, do you have anything particularly valuable on your body? Why don't I keep it for you? If you are beheaded, you can keep it as a family heirloom..."

Yi Xiaocao was stunned: "I don't have a child yet, how can I inherit a family treasure? Why don't you accompany me in bed?"

"No, no, don't you have a concubine?"

Strawberry lobbied hard: "The power of the sky is unpredictable. I heard that Princess Anfei was so angry that she almost demolished the palace. Maybe tomorrow the emperor will change his mind and want to kill you? Hurry up and take away the artifacts, armor, and other good things on your body." Leave it to me for safekeeping, so that nothing will go wrong..."

"Snapped!"

Yi Xiaocao slapped his thigh: "It makes sense! Let me rest assured that you are still a close girl, and you must not take advantage of those wolf-hearted villains!"

Strawberry's bright smile almost illuminates the entire dungeon,

Quietly give yourself a "v" gesture,

In one go: "Then please give it to me quickly, the bad guys must not be allowed to succeed!"

But I heard Yi Xiaocao's next sentence: "Strawberry is the best, please keep an eye out for me, if you want to kill me anytime, you should come here quickly, I will give you all the good things, you must keep them safe for me .”

Strawberry's complexion quickly darkened, darker than the sky prison...

After chatting for a while, Yi Xiaocao refused to let go,

The disappointed Strawberry pouted and left.

Yi Xiaocao let out a long breath,

Hurry up, you can't delay practicing the good fortune Yantianjing...

"His Royal Highness, I'm here to see you."

The pineapple appeared quietly with a fruit basket,

"Your favorite amethyst grapes, juicy melons, and winter snow peaches are all washed, eat them quickly."

Yi Xiaocao forced a smile: "Aha, pineapple is the most obedient, you know Dao heart loves me, I will never sell you again."

Pineapple said sweetly: "Actually, my son, you don't know anything about me, I can rescue you now..."

Yi Xiaocao: "He will be beheaded."

Pineapple: "If you have any valuables, please leave them to me for safekeeping..."

Yi Xiaocao: "The pineapple is so sweet, please keep an eye out for me, if you want to kill me, come here and take it away..."

Pineapple pouted and left.

Phew...practice!

Lizhi held the fruit basket: "His Royal Highness, I'm here to see you..."

Yi Xiaocao...

When at last the cherries were sent away,

Yi Xiaocao looked at the four fruit baskets around him and fell into deep thought.

Did you name them wrong?

Would it be better if their names were changed to 'chicken legs' or 'duck wings'?

"Xiaocao Xiaocao, I'm here to see you."

This is the fifth crisp and pleasant sound.

Yi Xiaocao covered her head...

Well, in fact, it is quite certain that you will come, so hurry up and leave as soon as you finish speaking,

"Oh, my wife! It's so touching to come to see me at such a late hour..."

Yi Xiaocao tried his best to cheer up, and smiled: "Put the fruit basket... Huh?"

Xue Susu was startled with empty hands: "What fruit basket? Huh? Where did you get so many fruits?"

Yi Xiaocao: "I have a lot of friends. Look, there are wine and food here. Would you like some?"

"No, no, I won't eat. I need to discuss something with you, otherwise I won't be able to sleep..."

"What's the matter, dear wife?"

Yi Xiaocao pretended to be confused.

Xue Susu stammered: "Well, can I rescue you?"

Yi Xiaocao: "No, I will be beheaded."

Xue Susu: "No, no, I'll rescue you, and then we'll get married right away, and then you'll divorce me, and then you can marry the princess, okay?"

"hiss……"

Escape from prison in order to get married, and get divorced immediately after getting married? Divorce and remarry a princess?

This brain circuit... has been forced into a silly girl by Mo Tianshi...

Resisting the urge to laugh wildly,

Yi Xiaocao looked embarrassed: "No, I like you so much, I will never abandon you."

"No, no, I voluntarily, I strongly urge you to divorce me, okay?"

"No! I love you!"

"I kill you!"

"You can't get married if you kill me!"

"Then divorce me after you get married!"

"no way!"

"Then I'll kill you..."

Arguing to the point of exhaustion,

In the end, Yi Xiaocao agreed to "consider it" as a compromise,

Xue Susu pouted and left.

God! Finally all gone, Hurry up to practice Hurry up to practice,

Early breakthrough good fortune Yan Tian Jing first stage is the most important...

"His Royal Highness is very happy. In this dark place, the breathing is so steady, I am very surprised."

Another middle-aged man's voice appeared erratically.

This is heaven,

When did it become as busy as a vegetable market?

Yi Xiaocao's entire face twisted into a ball in pain...

Although the place is extremely dark, the visitor can still see his expression clearly,

Can't help but wonder: "Why is the son so afraid? Could it be that you know the old man?"

"I don't know! You are so annoying..."

Yi Xiaocao moaned in annoyance: "Fart if you fart, get out of here! Daddy still sleeps!"

With a soft sound, a group of shining flames burst out from the palm of the visitor,

Suddenly, the small room was bright as day.

Yi Xiaocao looked up, and saw that he was wearing a spring green brocade gown, a jungle green belt tied around his waist, dark red hair, and a pair of piercing tiger eyes. Extremely free and easy.

This time Yi Xiaocao was really stunned: "Who are you? Why don't I know you?"

"Hehe, old man Cang Yixian!"