Fantasy: This World Is Too Crazy

"Is it Tudan Guoshi who was beaten up by my father?"

Yi Xiaocao understood in an instant: "If you can't fight on the battlefield, why don't you run to the back to get angry at me? I said old man, you are quite old by the looks of you, can you show some face?"

Cang Yixian, who was originally well-trained, was annoyed by his words,

Almost had a cerebral hemorrhage...

"Stinky boy, show some respect to this old man! If you annoy this old man, you will be killed with one slap!"

Cang Yixian burst into anger.

"Then I would like to ask Teacher Cang, even if I have 120,000 respects for you, can your old man let me go? Don't kill me?"

Yi Xiaocao asked innocently, blinking his eyes.

Cang Yixian smiled proudly: "It's absolutely impossible! This old man has decided to kill you! No one can save you!"

"Oh, that……"

Yi Xiaocao suddenly jumped up and yelled: "What a bastard! You can't beat an adult and bully a child behind your back? You are a peerless and despicable role model! If you die, your grave will be piled with shit..."

Cang Yixian's scolded Dao heart fell,

In a fit of rage, he waved his left hand to form a sound-proof barrier, and his right hand turned into a claw to suck it in.

Hold Yi Xiaocao in your hand,

"How dare you brat insult me ​​like that? This old man wants to tear you to pieces!"

Unexpectedly, Yi Xiaocao suddenly changed his face,

From furious to flamboyant,

The gorgeous transformation was completed in just half a second: "Hey, I said the old man calmed down, so I just did an experiment. It seems that the consequences of scolding you or not are the same."

With a hippie smile on one side of his mouth,

While running the Black Tortoise Shocking Art in the body,

Although he has great confidence in his own body protection artifact, Dayan Xuantian Armor,

Even the strong Tianyuan couldn't shake him at all,

But just do a full set of acting,

The superficial Black Tortoise skill in the body has been brought to the extreme,

Ready to launch a "near-death blow" at any time...

"Huh? This breath is... Black Tortoise shaking the sky?"

Cang Yixian was startled.

He and Yi Tianxing had several battles, although it was not as unbearable as Yi Xiaocao described,

However, it has been repeatedly at a disadvantage, and has been thinking hard about the solution,

Therefore, I am very familiar with Yitianxing's unique Secret Technique.

Seeing the appearance of Black Tortoise shaking the sky on Yi Xiaocao, of course he was not afraid,

But suddenly remembered,

During the day, I sensed a Tianyuan battle between Azure Dragon and White Tiger,

Then I remembered an old legend,

Can't help but blurt out and ask: "'Under the Heavenly Fiend, the Four Great Powers' Azure Dragon, Vermilion Bird, Black Tortoise, White Tiger, each of which is a Cultivation Technique that transcends the heavens! But there are legends that these four magical powers are actually The same Cultivation Technique, what's going on here?"

After finishing speaking, Cang Yixian also laughed at himself.

I'm really confused,

How could a playboy like Yi Xiaocao know about such an extremely top-secret matter?

Even if he knew, how dare he reveal it easily?

unexpectedly,

Yi Xiaocao actually answered very simply: "Yes! The four supernatural powers have been cultivated to the extreme, and then combined into one, they can destroy the world with every move. Even gods can't stop it! This Cultivation Technique is called..."

Pat on the head: "Forgot..."

Cang Yixian naturally wouldn't believe it,

He snorted coldly and said, "Don't tell a lie, little devil, can't you be a three-year-old child as an old man?"

"It's absolutely true!"

Yi Xiaocao casually recited a few lines of Black Tortoise's sky-shaking mantra,

"The four supernatural powers complement each other, generate and restrain each other, and there are similar formulas in them. If you don't believe me, ask yourself!"

"Is it true?"

Cang Yixian's heart suddenly became hot,

Reminiscent of the intensity of the Azure Dragon White Tiger seen today,

And Yi Tianxing's majestic and invincible heroic posture,

If I can get together the four supernatural powers...

I couldn't help tightening my hands, and my face became ferocious.

Breath is also quick,

"Hand over your Black Tortoise Shaking Heaven Art! I can promise, I will spare you today!"

"What's the matter? As for such a fuss?"

Yi Xiaocao rolled his eyes in disdain, and tossed out a jade pendant: "Take it, anyway, no matter how hard you practice, you can't beat my damn old man."

Cang Yixian took the jade jue, inspected it a little, and suddenly felt ecstatic.

Hehe, the kid is still a little tender after all,

Does the old man not only want to deal with Yi Tianxing?

In case you didn't know it, Azure Dragon and White Tiger have already appeared!

As long as the old man makes a small plan,

maybe……

When I was in a good mood, I let go of Yi Xiaocao,

Reverted to a sanctimonious appearance again,

Nodding lightly: "Though you are considered obedient, the old man will make an exception and let you go today, so I can take care of myself."

With a flick of his figure, he disappeared in an instant.

The sound barrier also disappeared.

Guess it's almost dawn outside,

Yi Xiaocao couldn't help being a little upset,

The one who was supposed to come didn't come,

It shouldn't have come, but made a fuss all night...

Forget it, hurry up and practice the good fortune Yantianjing...

Waiting until dawn, finally a faint light penetrated into the dungeon,

The jailers began their routine inspections,

Walking through the tightly sealed stone walls,

All the cells were quiet,

The jailer's routine glance,

After walking through Yi Xiaocao's room, the jailer suddenly froze,

In an instant, the hairs stood on end, and the eyeballs burst out of their sockets...

"My lord, my lord is not good! Yi Xiaocao, he..."

The jailer broke into the warden's house rolling, crawling, screaming and howling.

Surprised Ma Ziyi who hadn't woken up yet,

It's a real jump!

He jumped out of bed with a 'bass', and he didn't have time to put on his clothes. With a lunge, he blocked the gold on the table behind him,

Shouted sharply: "You bastard! Get out and get forty boards!"

The jailer covered his eyes,

Whether it's the bright light on the table, or the softness on Ma Ziyi's body,

They are all so hot...

Although trembling with fear,

But this important event must not be reported: "My lord, Yi Xiaocao..."

"What's up with him?"

"A strange event! My lord, please go and see it."

Ma Ziyi hurried to Yi Xiaocao's cell,

Immediately also "hiss..." took a breath,

The other prisoners in the sky jail eat like pig food,

Only Yi Xiaocao's side has quite a complete range of wine, vegetables and fish.

What's even more outrageous is that there are more than a dozen kinds of fruits!

In this scene, holding a small banquet is enough!

Facing the glaring salute of all the staff in Tianlao,

Yi Xiaocao took a sip of wine and a bite of vegetables as if no one else was around.

Sip another grape,

What you eat is called leisurely.

Ma Ziyi tremblingly said: "Little Shizi, you..."

Yi Xiaocao turned around and smiled: "I said Mazi..."

"Ma Ziyi!"

"Oh, I said ants..."

Ma Ziyi: "..."

"This is the leftovers from last night, and I can eat another meal, so I don't need to send me breakfast today."

...

Ma Ziyi retreated silently.

The jailer followed behind: "My lord, he dares to be so lawless, we must immediately report to the superiors, torture him severely, and let him recruit who sneaked into the sky prison..."

"Snapped!"

A slap slapped the jailer into darkness,

Ma Ziyi said angrily: "You bastard! Are you trying to kill me? Don't worry about anyone at Yi Xiaocao! Just treat yourself as blind! Don't leak anything!"