Fantasy: This World Is Too Crazy

Taibai restaurant.

Lin Manqing and Yun Zhonghe picked a quiet table,

I ordered a few home-cooked dishes,

Sit down and eat slowly, and talk slowly.

"Senior, just let me go like a fart."

Yun Zhonghe begged in a low voice.

Lin Manqing said lightly, "I haven't farted since thirty years ago."

"no……"

Yun Zhonghe had a bitter face: "My skill is low, I can't help you, I can only drag you down..."

"Help me find an apprentice."

Lin Manqing remained expressionless as she lightly sipped her tea.

"I swear to God, I only saw her once, I really don't know where she is now..."

Yun Zhonghe was about to cry: "These days, I'm about to break my legs, senior..."

Panicked and anxious, he stretched out his hand, as if he wanted to grab Lin Manqing's arm and cry out,

Extended halfway, but suddenly felt that this move was inappropriate,

Withdrew his hand embarrassingly.

Lin Manqing glanced at him lightly: "Should I eunuch you?"

"Gah?"

The sudden words almost stunned Yun Zhonghe,

"Ex, senior, I swear! I really didn't rape your apprentice! I've really repented..."

Snot and tears came down together.

"Really changed?"

"Really! It's more real than real gold and silver!"

"Well,"

Lin Manqing calmly pushed the half-drunk teacup in front of her,

"Drink it, it's a celebration of your new life."

"This……"

Yun Zhonghe froze all of a sudden,

He forced a smile and said, "I have a glass, let's toast together..."

"Drink this."

Lin Manqing's tone was very flat, but revealed an unquestionable majesty.

Yun Zhonghe's smile froze on his face, his eyeballs began to roll around,

"If you think the taste is too light, you can put some more powder in your nails."

Lin Manqingyun added a sentence calmly.

It's over, she secretly put drugs into her cup, but she found out,

You must quickly find a way to escape, otherwise the consequences will be disastrous...

"Okay, I'll drink..."

Yun Zhonghe picked up the cup with a smirk,

Suddenly he shook his hand and threw it at Lin Manqing,

Then he backed away like lightning, and at the same time shouted loudly:

"Lin Manqing is here!"

"Clatter..."

Almost half of the people in the whole restaurant stood up excitedly and looked around,

"Where? Where?"

Yun Zhonghe pointed with his hand: "Her! That woman is Lin Manqing!"

"Come on! Master Mo Tian will reward you for catching her!"

Everyone showed their weapons and rushed forward.

Lin Manqing naturally doesn't put these small fish and shrimp To put in one's eyes,

But she is not a bloodthirsty person, and she is not willing to commit more crimes unless she has to.

Immediately raised his breath and shouted: "The crane in the cloud is here!"

"Boom..."

The other half of the people in the restaurant jumped up directly,

His excitement was so violent that he overturned the chairs under him and the table in front of him several times.

Those who have knives take knives, those without knives take chopsticks, plates and stools,

All of them were murderous and their eyes were about to burst: "Where is the **** thief?"

Lin Manqing pointed with his hand: "It's that thin bamboo pole!"

"Shua"!

Like a 100,000-kilowatt spotlight,

All eyes looked in the same direction.

"Gah?"

was about to sneak out the door,

Yun Zhonghe suddenly found that he had become the center of attention...

exposed?

It was a colossal failure for a whore,

Also a huge shame.

Out of the natural reaction of the harlot,

Yun Zhonghe first covered his face, then shrank his body into a ball,

"It's not me, it's not me, you admit your mistake..."

"It's him! I'll recognize him even when he's burned to ashes! I'll cut him into pieces!"

"Hurry up and report to the leader, the bastard who drugged him has been found!"

Suddenly, a large group of people rushed forward with red eyes,

Even those who surrounded Lin Manqing gave up their target and rushed towards Yun Zhonghe...

"Senior, I was wrong, help me, senior..."

A smug sneer appeared on the corner of Lin Manqing's mouth.

"Your Majesty, you must bring a girl with you on this long trip."

"Just so, we don't feel at ease if you walk alone on such a long road."

"Your Highness, I will follow you wherever you go! Your treasure... No, no, you are my treasure..."

As soon as Yi Xiaocao stepped into the palace, he was immediately surrounded by four girls,

The voice of Yingying and Yanyu whispered non-stop in my ear.

"Hehe, you all know?"

Yi Xiaocao walked into the room with a smile,

Snatched a bunch of amethyst grapes from Xue Susu,

She arched her buttocks and was about to sit down on Xue Susu's lap.

Xue Susu was agile and flashed out with a whoosh.

Yi Xiaocao successfully grabbed the most comfortable chair.

"But I can't, my dead ghost father said, I can only go on the road alone."

Amethyst grapes are thrown into the mouth one by one,

Yi Xiaocao smiled: "You guys help me take care of my house, I'll be back soon."

The four girls pursed their lips at the same time.

"How about this, let's get married first, and then I will send you on the road?"

Xue Susu suggested.

Yi Xiaocao suddenly rolled his eyes and almost choked to death on the grapes.

"Ahem, wife, what you say...why does it sound so awkward?"

The four girls rolled their eyes together: "She just wants you to die badly."

"No, stop making trouble, can you?"

Yi Xiaocao: "I'm looking for Dad! It's not about dying, can you say something pleasant?"

Strawberry: "Your Majesty, if you leave, the Palace will have no soul. How can we be happy?"

Cherry: "My son, you are gone, what do we think of you?"

Pineapple: "Your Majesty, what if there is another killer?"

Li Zhi: "Since you are gone, we will have no sense of security at all."

Afterwards, the four girls said in unison: "So, son, you can either take us with you, or stay and don't leave."

Then it was Xue Susu's discordant voice: "As long as you get married, you can go wherever you want, son."

The four girls glared unanimously.

Yi Xiaocao slapped his forehead: "This is easy."

ran out in a hurry,

After a while, he ran back again.

"this is for you,"

Enthusiastically handed the cricket cage to Cherry: "When you miss me, tease the cricket, it can help you relieve boredom."

Cherry rolled her eyes.

"this is for you,"

A jade ring was handed over to Pineapple: "My Yi family's ancestral Black Tortoise technique! Take it and practice hard, and use it to defend our palace."

Pineapple rolled his eyes.

"this is for you,"

A note was handed to Lizhi: "Mo Jiuyuan's contact information! If you have any difficulties, go to him and mention my name for safekeeping!"

Lizhi rolled her eyes.

"this is for you,"

The Hammer of Justice handed Strawberry: "Mo Jiuyuan's artifact! Holding it, don't you feel overwhelmed with security?"

Strawberry rolled her eyes.

Xue Susu rolled her eyes: "What about me? What gift do I have?"

"Your gift is..."

Yi Xiaocao was about to speak,

Suddenly there was a loud shout from outside the door: "Where is the prince? Tie Haoran, the last general, wants to meet that prince concubine!"