Fantasy: This World Is Too Crazy

With a blue nose and a swollen face, Yun Zhonghe collapsed under a tree panting heavily,

The original clothes were torn into shreds on the mountain,

Just put on new clothes, now they are tattered again,

With traces of blood,

Even the clothes and underwear are in tatters.

The waistband is torn.

A large area of ​​white buttocks was exposed.

"Thank you senior for saving my life, I will never forget it..."

Looking at the stunning beauty who is as cold as the moon and tall and straight as a pine beside her,

Yun Zhonghe said words of thanks against his will,

Surprisingly, there is not the slightest bit of wishful thinking in my heart.

At the same time, I secretly praised myself:

"Thanks to my wit, if I hadn't yelled 'I can find your apprentice', I'm afraid I would have been killed by this Lin Manqing who killed a thousand knives..."

Lin Manqing said lightly: "If you want to thank you, thank yourself. Tell me, how did you find my apprentice?"

Yun Zhonghe's eyes froze immediately, and he couldn't even turn around.

At that time, I only yelled out of desperation, and I managed to escape with my life.

But I don't know why your apprentice is crazy?

"Ok?"

Lin Manqing's eyes narrowed dangerously,

"Are you trying to lie to me again? Believe it or not, I'll kill you right now?"

Slowly raise your palm...

"No, no, no, I know, I really know!"

It's time to get desperate again,

Yun Zhonghe's quick wit played a role again,

"You know there is Yi Xiaocao in Beijing, right? He is ten times worse than me! Known as the head of the Four Great Evil Men! He has coveted your apprentice for a long time, and even threatened the queen and led the army to attack Iron Beard..."

Dead fellow daoist never dies poor,

Little prince, brother, I want to live,

I have no choice but to offend you. Don’t bear any grudges against me after you descend to the underworld.

I'll burn some paper money for you another day...

"what?"

Flames burst out of Lin Manqing's eyes suddenly,

A violent aura that Yun Zhonghe had never seen before suddenly erupted,

The hugging tree behind him broke with a "click" and fell backwards with a bang.

Yun Zhonghe was almost squeezed into a pie by the violent hurricane,

The blood vessels all over his body are bursting, and they are about to burst.

Eyeballs rolled up like dead fish...

Fortunately, Lin Manqing woke up in time and regained her momentum.

During the past few days that Yun Zhonghe followed Lin Manqing,

Hovering on the verge of almost dying almost every day,

This time I really experienced what is called narrow escape,

The last thought flashed through: Let me go to the prison to be tortured...

He tilted his head and passed out on the spot.

When waking up after a long time,

Lin Manqing had long since disappeared.

After Guan Qi of the Black Tiger Gang got the news,

The murderous leaders came out to hunt...

"I am Xue Susu, the concubine of the world. May I ask what you want to do, General?"

Xue Susu greeted Tie Haoran gracefully,

Under the gaze of the other party's cold as a knife,

Still demeanor ten thousand squares, such as flowing clouds and flowing water.

Tie Haoran looked her up and down, and said coldly: "In front of Tie, don't hide your head and show your tail!"

Xue Susu nodded calmly, raised her bare hands, and took off the light veil on her face.

"hiss……"

Like a bright moon in a sky full of stars,

That peerless beauty stunned a generation of heroes,

Tie Haoran only felt his heart flutter, almost unable to control it,

Can't help blurting out: "Wouldn't it be a waste of money to marry Xiaocao?"

As soon as this remark came out,

The four girls covered their mouths at the same time, their shoulders kept shaking,

Yi Xiaocao jumped up with a "chuckle": "Old man, pay attention to what you say!"

"Oh, the general made a slip of the tongue, a slip of the tongue."

The old man blushed, Tie Haoran humbly apologized to Yi Xiaocao cupped hands.

Yi Xiaocao sat down humming,

He ordered: "Strawberry, go and make a pot of Bodhi jasmine tea to wake up the old man!"

Strawberry held back a smile and went.

"Tie has something to say, he wants to talk to the Crown Princess alone."

Tie Haoran corrected his attitude again, and shouted with a cold face.

Xue Susu put on her veil and glanced back at Yi Xiaocao.

Yi Xiaocao lazily picked a grape and threw it into his mouth.

He waved his hand nonchalantly.

Tie Haoran turned around and strode out, Xue Susu followed behind and walked out of the house gently.

As soon as they left, Yi Xiaocao made a move immediately,

With lightning speed, he took Xue Susu's orange juice,

"Smack it, smack it" and drank it happily...

"Miss Xue, please listen to what Tie Mou said."

Go to the open space outside the house and make sure that no one is eavesdropping around,

Tie Haoran turned around and faced Xue Susu face to face,

He said with a serious face: "Please leave Xiao Shizi! Don't hinder his marriage with Princess Anfei."

Xue Susu chuckled: "Why?"

Tie Haoran: "If Miss Xue agrees to leave, the King of Zhenbei will definitely reward you generously, and everyone in the 300,000-day marching army will also appreciate the great kindness!"

This sentence is very heavy.

But Xue Susu blinked playfully: "What if I disagree? King Zhenbei and the 300,000 Tianxing cavalry are going to kill me, a little girl? Oh, I'm so scared."

Tie Haoran said in a deep voice: "Tie's words are not a joke! Miss Xue, please think twice!"

Xue Susu also looked coldly: "What if I just disagree?"

Tie Haoran's aura suddenly soared,

However, in order not to disturb the little prince because of the scruples of being in the palace,

The violent momentum enveloped Xue Susu only.

"If Miss Xue insists on this, Tie doesn't mind killing you right now!"

Unexpectedly, Xue Susu just waved his hand lightly,

Then easily dissolve this aura into invisible,

There was no movement around.

"General Tie, you are a little arrogant. If you really want to do something, you must be the one who dies."

Tie Haoran was suddenly startled.

Originally, he didn't care about the weak-looking woman in front of him,

What kind of powerful wife can that idiot Xiao Shizi marry?

Now that I was hit hard, I calmed down immediately,

Start to observe each other carefully and carefully.

"hiss……"

If you don't look at it, it's enough, but if you look at it, it's even more amazing!

Tie Haoran himself is a master of the seventh rank of Earth Element,

Follow Yi Tianxing to conquer more than 30 countries,

Invincible in battle,

"Iron-Blooded, Iron-Blooded and Iron-Billed General" became famous in the mainland!

Unexpectedly, this little girl who had never met her eyes,

He couldn't see through it!

What does it mean to be invisible?

The opponent's Realm is higher than your own!

Tie Haoran broke out in cold sweat,

Even more vigilant,

"Say! You sneaked into the palace and hid yourself beside the prince. What is your plan?"

"I'm just going to marry him!"

"Marry an idiot who is at the fifth level of Qi refining? Do you not hesitate to offend the royal family and the Tianxing Legion? Can you treat Tie as a three-year-old child?"

Tie Haoran's murderous intent rapidly increased undisguised: "Do you dare to fight outside the city with Tie?"

"I said, you will die!"

"Tie has fought countless bloody battles, and he has fought many strong men! You don't need a Realm to kill people!"

"Okay! I'll convince you!"

When Strawberry came over with a tea tray, I happened to see two Daoist shadows flying into the distance like the wind,

"The son is not well, that woman eloped with General Tie!"

"Pfft" a mouthful of orange juice spewed out,

Yi Xiaocao staggered and almost fell out of the chair.

"Crow's mouth! What eloping? That's called private chatting! Look at that beast of Lao Tie, and then look at the handsomeness of this son! My wife is not blind!"

The four girls rolled their eyes together.

Just then, suddenly,

The gate of the palace was smashed to pieces with a bang.

A violent voice resounded throughout the palace: "Yi Xiaocao, Yan Xuewu, get out and die!"