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Chapter 10: Student Xiaopan
At six in the morning, Zhonghai.
Xiaopan’s room heard bursts of "sizzling" voices. The weird sound quickly caught the attention of the mother who was cooking in the kitchen. She put down the half-cut tomatoes in her hand and walked to the door of her son with slippers.
咚咚!
Mom knocked on the door.
"Dada! What are you doing in the house? Go wash your face and brush your teeth when you wake up!"
"I'm coming!"
Mom put her ear to the door, and when she saw the strange noise suddenly disappeared, she felt suspicious.
The energetic son opened the door and rushed past her like a gust of wind, and went straight to the bathroom.
Watching her son enter the bathroom, her mother suddenly wiped her hands on the apron, unscrewed the doorknob, and walked into Xiao Pan's room.
Everything in the room is normal!
But my mother, who guessed what "invisible people" secrets her son was hiding, didn't think so. She knew her son well.
[Searching under the pillow...]
[Found fragmentary banknotes——¥14]
Anger value rose slightly!
[Searching for quilt...]
[Nothing found]
The comfort value has risen slightly!
[Searching for desks...]
[Found unfinished homework*1]
[There are traces of shredded wrapping paper found]
Anger value has risen sharply! Search efficiency increased by 100%!
[Searching for the bottom of the bed...]
[Found my son’s smelly socks*3]
[Found a mysterious box]
[Found a mysterious wheel toy*1]
[Picking up...]
[Pick up completed]
pulled the smelly socks out, holding the smelly socks in his left hand and the wheel-shaped toy in his right hand, mother walked into the bathroom.
"Dada! Brush your teeth?"
"@?……"
Looking at the toothpaste foam on his son's mouth, his mother smiled with satisfaction.
She pretended to inadvertently show her left hand until her son could see the smelly sock she was holding.
Xiao Pan's brushing his teeth stopped.
Mom said quietly: "How many times have I told you that if your socks are dirty, don't pile them up under the bed. Why don't your children have a long memory?"
Xiao Pan nodded stiffly.
Mom smiled, took out the yo-yo in her right hand, and suddenly asked: "Let’s put aside the socks first, Dada, should you explain to your mother what is going on?"
tons, tons, tons!
Gargle and spit in one go!
Xiaopan replied almost at the fastest rate of speech in his life: "That is Lele borrowed my toy! Mom, listen to me, I just borrowed it to have a look, I really didn't play..."
"Oh! Happy!"
Mom seems to believe it.
Without waiting for Xiao Pan to breathe a sigh of relief, he listened to his mother's question: "Then baby, can you explain me, why is there only 14 yuan left for the 100 yuan my mother gave you last night?
Xiaopan: "……"
What to do if you are swollen! How desperate!
Xiao Pan was speechless when facing mother's question. Just when he didn't know how to answer this question, something suddenly occurred to him.
Dad once borrowed fifty yuan from him to buy cigarettes, but he hasn’t paid it yet...
I'm sorry dad!
"Dad took it away!"
Xiaopan was full of confidence, and said sensibly: "Dad said he has no money to buy cigarettes, so he took my 100 yuan!"
Mom: "……"
Very good!
You really belong to your father! The posture of this lie is exactly the same, no one believes it is the second child!
"Okay! When your father gets off work tonight, mom will help you get back! But this yo-yo..."
Mother turned her right hand upside down, ignoring Xiao Pan's resentful eyes and said: "I'll keep it for you first, and when I see Lele's mother, I will return it to Lele for you."
Don't mother!
That is the limited edition "Firepower Silver Electric MAX" that I bought for 86 yuan!
Her heart was on the bleeding face but she had to smile. This feeling was terrible.
Little Pan unhappily carried his schoolbag and went out, ready to go to school for a day of study.
On the way to , he met Du Bishu in the same class.
Du Bishu is a homophonic "gambling will lose." It is said that this name was given by his mother, in order to always warn his old father who is addicted to gambling.
Don't bet! Your son said that he will lose the gambling. If you bet again, isn’t he giving people money?
Because of their young age, both Xiao Pan and Xiao Du expressed incomprehension the sadness behind Du Bishu's name.
Xiao Du is very disgusted with his name.
The reason is simple, too many strokes...
Xiaopan agrees with this.
The two went to the same elementary school, they lived in the same community, and they were in the same class. It can be said that they are very destined.
Therefore, they became a pair of "hard to part" good friends.
"Dada, wait a minute!"
Du Bishu, the clever ghost, is taking the opportunity to show off his yo-yo skills again.
Xiao Pan was very injured.
I just learned a trick [Eiffel Tower]! Had it not been for the yo-yo was confiscated by his mother, he would be able to perform this trick smoothly and freely after practicing all morning.
I am a master! It's a pity that my yo-yo was confiscated...
After performing the [Paris Eiffel Tower] that I just learned, I saw that there was not much emotional fluctuation on the face of his little partner, which made Du Bishu very strange.
"What's wrong with Dada? Did your mother teach you again?"
"It's not..."
Xiao Pan shook his head, then said with a sad expression: "My firepower Silver Electric MAX was discovered by my mother..."
"what!"
Du Bishu showed a "shocked" expression, covering his heart so that he could hardly breathe.
What did he hear!
Firepower Silver Electric MAX?
That's the ultimate version of the world's limited firepower silver battery of 9999! It is said that the use of craft materials and designs that their primary school students do not understand, UU reading www.uukanshu.com sleeps for a long time!
Although I don’t know what special crafts are like, the price is obvious and it says everything!
The regular version of Firepower Silver is only priced at 56 yuan! Firepower Silver S is priced at 66 yuan! And the limited edition Firepower Silver Electric MAX! The price is as high as 86 yuan!
"That's a shame! We only have one firepower silver electric MAX in our class! Didn't Li Peng in the next class show off that he has firepower silver electric MAX, if you haven't been discovered, that's fine..."
When Du Bishu spoke, he obviously didn't realize a problem.
There are only 9999 Firepower Silver MAXs in the world. Why can there be several in one class?
……
"Little boss...Shall we do this badly?"
In the Pengda Toy Factory, many marketing staff gathered around Meng Lang, listening carefully to his explanation of the so-called "Yo-Yo Propaganda" strategy.
When I heard that the little boss asked the factory to produce 100,000 "Limited Edition Firepower Silver Electric MAX" and will continue to produce this series, everyone looked like a ghost.
Is it a good limit of 9999?
"Is this suspected of defrauding consumers?" An employee who knew a little about legal affairs raised his hand and said.
Meng Lang turned his head to look at this person like a fool, then pointed to the big "Firepower Silver Electric MAX" poster behind him and said, "Did you read the words clearly?"
"The global limit is 9999...Huh?"
I can see it clearly!
It turns out that behind the fourth "9", there are actually two numbers "9" that can almost be seen with a magnifying glass!
Limited to 999999 copies!
Nothing wrong!
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