Film and Television Time Travel From the Courtyard

As soon as a hint of white appeared on the sky, Shi Xiaomeng was awakened by a seagull cake falling from the sky. He gave a middle finger to the seagull flying away, "Don't let me see you again, or I will roast you next time!"

I stretched my body and heard that the four little women were still sleeping soundly. They had been worried all day yesterday, so they must be exhausted.

His own woman hurts. The day's plan is in the morning. It's time to prepare breakfast. Shi Xiaomeng is lucky. It shouldn't have rained nearby in the past two days. After a while, he found some dry firewood and made a fire. Use a prepared lighter to light it.

Find a few stones and build a stove on the fire. Put a high-end pot from the kitchen on it and it becomes the most primitive stove. Pour water into the pot and the water will boil in a quarter of an hour. Open it, put in some ingredients, pour in a little red wine, and wait.

After a while, the fragrant French classic dish beef stew with red wine was ready. With the dishes, of course, the staple food is indispensable. There is nothing else in the system warehouse, and the bread is definitely enough. Who makes the cruise ship beautiful? Just beef and bread many.

Thank you to the beautiful Grasshopper for your hospitality!

At the same time, the four little women woke up one after another, stepped out of the lifeboat, and saw the loving breakfast prepared by Shi Xiaomeng. The three little women belonging to Shi Xiaomeng pouted, and they couldn't tell whether they were satisfied or disgusted, but " Huh!" He said and went to wash up.

Oh, Shi Xiaomeng couldn't bear to see his woman suffer, and it was for his own consideration. The toothpaste, toothbrushes and sanitary ware were enough for several people to last a year and a half.

Hehe, if the mood comes and you want to kiss, but you smell the breath on your mouth, it will affect your mood too much. Goddesses can also eat, drink and have sex, so don’t think that they have no taste!

As the only outsider, Lu Xia could only pretend to be deaf and dumb, and just smiled and nodded at Shi Xiaomeng to express his gratitude.

After more than half an hour, the five of them started today's breakfast. The main women were really troublesome. They were in desert island survival mode, and they still looked beautiful. They needed to wash their hair, skin care, sunscreen, etc. Who are you planning to show it to?

Naturally, the clothes that the four little women wore on the cruise ship could no longer be worn, so they all put on the white sailor uniforms specially prepared by Shi Xiaomeng. Not to mention, the four little women each had their own merits, plus the right-hand piece of the uniform. Shi Xiaomeng was obsessed with it.

Star Tao took the lunch box and took a bite of the beef stewed in red wine. He finally smiled and said, "Xiao Meng, it tastes good. Let's keep up the good work in the future."

"hehe, thanks for your complement."

Shi Xiaomeng was still very modest. It was okay to cook once in a while, but it would be annoying to have him cook every day, so he pushed the little cook Shen Bing out:

"But when it comes to cooking skills, girl, oh, it's Xiaobing, she is an expert. Only after eating the delicious food she cooks will you realize that what I cook is all garbage."

Looking at the other three girls, they seemed to be a bit disbelieving. The stupid Shen Bing didn't know that this was a trap, and curled his lips proudly, "That's right, the food I cooked is well-known by everyone. I will take care of all future meals..."

The five of them ate and listened to Shen Bing's explanation of various dishes, chatting and laughing as they finished their breakfast.

When it was time to assign tasks, Shi Xiaomeng, as the only man, was of course the first to start, "Everyone, we don't have much supplies. In order to be able to eat and drink in the days to come, I will start assigning tasks now. You how do you feel?"

"Well, I'll listen to you!" The four little women were not fools. They knew that they still had to rely on men at this time, so they all agreed.

"Well."

Shi Xiaomeng looked at the four little women and said seriously:

"Taozi and Jiajia are responsible for laundry, cleaning and other chores. In addition to cooking, Xiaobing is also responsible for security work. Yesterday, I discovered that there were traces of pirates or criminals on this island."

Hearing that pirates and criminals were coming to the island, the four little women were a little scared and couldn't help but get closer to Shi Xiaomeng.

Shi Xiaomeng wanted this effect, and said with a smile: "But don't worry too much, this island is quite big, and only the beach we are on now can berth ships. As long as you are prepared, there is nothing to be afraid of. Besides, there are What about me, let’s see what this is?”

While talking, Shi Xiaomeng walked to a large box next to the life raft, pulled away the oilcloth and opened the box. There was a pile of large and small guns and cannons.

Once again, I would like to thank the beautiful grasshoppers every day of the free gun battle. I have 6 m4 carbines, 2 m500 shotguns, 6 m9 pistols, 2 m110 semi-automatic sniper rifles, and the most exaggerated one is an m3 Carl-Gustav without a tail. There were all kinds of rifle cannons and all kinds of ammunition. Shi Xiaomeng said to himself that he had only taken half of them. If the pirates on the cruise ship got close to them, they would be dead.

"Ah!" The four little women were all stunned, but it was Lu Xia who came to his senses first and said tremblingly to Shi Xiaomeng: "Xiaomeng, you got these weapons and our daily necessities? Then... Can’t even fit that lifeboat?”

Faced with Lu Xia's two consecutive questions, Shi Xiaomeng started to brag triumphantly, "You don't know how dangerous and urgent it was at that time. With my extraordinary sailing experience, I sensed the arrival of the tsunami in advance. These supplies are all mine." Robbed."

"Well, you can indeed do it by force." Lu Manjia's words almost made Shi Xiaomeng choke out a mouthful of blood.

Rolling his eyes at Lu Manjia, Shi Xiaomeng continued, "You have also seen how small the lifeboat is. For your safety and sufficient supplies, I can only risk being blown away by the tsunami and tie it with a tow rope." lifeboats and liferafts

, facing the ruthless sea alone..."

Looking at the adoring eyes of the four little women, Shi Xiaomeng kept telling a story about a contemporary old man and the sea. He probably talked too much and his mouth was a little dry. He also picked up a bag of pure water and took a sip to prepare. Keep blowing, it’s just idle time anyway.

Lu Manjia blinked her big Kazilan eyes and murmured: "Really or not, I know you very well. You are so afraid of death, how can you do such a heroic act? Why do I not believe it so much? Woolen cloth?"

Phew, taking a deep breath, Shi Xiaomeng resisted the urge to execute Lu Manjia on the spot. Why is it you again? Isn't it better not to tell the truth after seeing through it?

Even before seeing the expression on Lu Xia's face when he was halfway through speaking, he already knew that he was bragging.

Okay, this guy can't catch it anymore. Shi Xiaomeng quickly changed the topic. Because Shen Bing played with shotguns when she was in Yunnan and had a good foundation, she was arranged to be the security supervisor and the little cook.

Since Lu Xia was so generous, the accompanying expedition was assigned to her.

Together, the five people pushed the lifeboat to the woods, disguised themselves, and settled the three little women.

Shi Xiaomeng and Lu Xia put on sneakers, wrapped their heads with shirts, held spears in their hands, daggers and pistols in their waists, and two spears on their backs. They were fully prepared and started exploring the island.

After waving to the three disguised little women, Shi Xiaomeng and poor Lu Xia entered the woods. She wanted to shout loudly: I also want to stay at the camp instead of playing some jungle adventure games with Shi Xiaomeng.

Alas, a woman who is unloved and unloved is so pitiful!

Most of the woods are coconut trees, rubber trees and palm trees. Of course, there are also other plants. Some of them Shi Xiaomeng knows, such as red banana, red jade flower, frangipani and orchid, but there are more that he can't name.

The two also discovered some useful things, such as some tree vines. The bark of this tree vine is a good plant fiber. If you peel it off and dry it in the sun, you can make a strong rope.

This is very important! Building a wooden house or something is absolutely essential.

The man and the woman did not speak, and continued to explore forward one after the other. Shi Xiaomeng suddenly let out a scream:

"Wow!!!"

A small waterfall and a small lake caught their eyes. Haha, fresh water resources were available. Burning some charcoal and making a simple filtering device could satisfy five people's daily drinking and washing.

As for bathing in sea water, I am definitely kidding, the taste is so sour!

The two of them quickly ran to the lake. Shi Xiaomeng looked up at the beautiful waterfall and couldn't help laughing: "God is really kind to me. He gave me such a big bathtub, hahaha."

Lu Xia was also very happy. She changed her usual posture of a strong woman and showed the appearance of a little woman. She glanced at Shi Xiaomeng who was smiling happily. She thought that if he wasn't around, she would really have a good time. Take a bath.

At this time, Shi Xiaomeng pointed to the cliff not far from the waterfall and shouted in surprise again: "Hey, Lu Xia, look, there is a cave there."

Without waiting for Lu Xia's reply, Shi Xiaomeng rushed over and came to the edge of the cave. He first raised the m500 shotgun and carefully leaned in.

The most important word when traveling in the world is stability.

Who knows what kind of birds and beasts are hidden inside? Although my flesh is a bit thin, has little oil and water, and I haven’t bathed for two days and it still smells a bit smelly. What if they don’t care?

The cave is not big, only four or five square meters in total, and it is not completely closed. There is a natural window the size of an A4 paper. Because of this window, the cave is not dark. It is quite dry and refreshing inside, but there is a strange smell. Smelly and smelly.

A few dead branches, a few handfuls of thatch, and some food were piled up, including bird eggs, wild fruits, sweet potatoes, and unknown bracken.

Damn, according to my hunting experience in the Siheyuan World, this is the wild second brother’s den. Only wild boars have such habits, and where there are wild boars, there will be no snakes, insects, rats, ants, and the fat tendon meat.

What a perfect start!

Thinking of barbecuing wild boar at night, drinking wine, and being accompanied by four beautiful little women, Shi Xiaomeng suddenly swallowed and spit, oh, Lu Xia doesn't count, it can be ruled out.

Hum~~

Hum~~

"Ah, Xiao Meng, help me, there's a wild boar!"

Lu Xia's screams woke up Shi Xiaomeng, who was in silver. He turned around and saw that Lu Xia at the lakeside retreated directly into the lake, and two wild boars, four large and six small, rushed towards him.

Damn, you scared me. The wild boar came for me, the intruder. Lu Xia, please call for help!

Bang~~, the big sprayer fired five shots in a row. The two extra-large wild boars were immediately settled. The remaining three smaller wild boars also lay down on their nests. The last wild boar paused in an instant. It was probably The death of his parents, brothers and sisters aroused his ferocity. In the blink of an eye, he turned around and rushed over to Lu Xia, who looked relatively easy to bully.

It’s not that I don’t want to shoot anymore, but the m500 can only hold five rounds.

Seeing Lu Xia's beauty turn pale, he had no time to think too much. He activated the first-level Scud, and Shi Xiaomeng chased the wild boar in one stride.

At this time, Lu Xia's face was pale, his whole body was trembling, and his feet were not functioning properly. He was filled with despair and fear as he watched the wild boar charging closer and closer.

Bang, Shi Xiaomeng finally caught up with the wild boar at the last moment when it entered the lake, fought it back with force, and performed a beautiful flying kick. The wild boar flew up into the air with a squealing cry.

Pa~pa~pa, three crisp pistol shots were sent directly to the second senior brother in the air.

Went to Xitian.

After blowing on the non-existent gunpowder smoke from the muzzle of the gun, Shi Xiaomeng said with a smile to Lu Xia, who was just recovering from the shock: "It's okay, I have everything."

Lu Xia, who had just had a brush with death, witnessed with her own eyes the scene of Shi Xiaomeng flying to the rescue. Her heart, which had become cold for a long time, could not help but beat again. At this moment, she knew that her heart was slightly moved.

Women are born to love strong men, it is a nature engraved in their genes.

"Thank you!" For some reason, Lu Xia suddenly became shy and lowered his head to his chest as he whispered.

"Ah!" Suddenly, Lu Xia shouted again with a frightened face. She felt as if something had gotten into her shorts.

Hearing Lu Xia's exclamation, Shi Xiaomeng became nervous. He turned on his ears and looked around carefully. There was no danger. He smiled bitterly at Lu Xia and said, "Auntie, what's wrong with you? There are no wild beasts nearby!"

Lu Xia immediately shouted to Shi Xiaomeng: "Something got into my shorts."

"Don't move, be careful. It's a venomous snake. If you don't move, it won't bite you."

Hearing this, Shi Xiaomeng carefully approached Lu Xia as he spoke, and asked carefully:

"May I?"

As he spoke, Shi Xiaomeng made a gesture of reaching in.

"Yeah!" Lu Xia said nonchalantly, her face turning red with embarrassment.

Well, I'm learning to do good deeds, Shi Xiaomeng thought to himself, and put his right hand into the little woman's shorts.

Damn, Sister Lu Xia, you are very unrestrained. You are not wearing any clothes. Suddenly, the two of them looked at each other. Shi Xiaomeng's old face also turned a rare shade of red. Lu Xia was even more embarrassed, and her little face was as red as an apple. I thought to myself: "Buddha, gods, God, Jesus, please destroy this world quickly. Mine has been washed, but it hasn't been dried yet. This broken place cannot be replaced!"

Shi Xiaomeng didn't care anymore. He groped carefully for a while and finally caught it. He pulled out a slippery fish with his right hand and threw it into the lake.

Looking at Lu Xiasheng's helpless expression, Shi Xiaomeng broke the silent embarrassment:

"Oh, it's just a small fish, it's okay."

Glancing at Lu Xia, who was still confused, he continued: "Don't be in a daze, we still have a lot of work to do, let's go!"

"Yes!" Lu Xia agreed with a voice that was not much louder than a mosquito flying...