Film and Television Time Travel From the Courtyard

Zhang Xiaoshan’s honest words were such a joke that he was talking to death. Seeing the two women looking like they wanted to eat him, Zhang Xiaoshan felt that there was no need to stay any longer, so he said: "Okay, I have to take a step first." .”

"Don't leave." Apple said suddenly without knowing what he thought of.

Zhang Xiaoshan looked at Apple suspiciously and asked, "Is there anything else?" "

Apple showed a hint of pain and asked quietly: "I just want to ask you a question, are all scumbags good at lying to women?"

Ha, this is also a woman with a story.

Zhang Xiaoshan took a sip of coffee and boasted casually: "That's right. After all, only the tricks of a scumbag can satisfy all the fantasies of a stupid woman. Although I am not a scumbag, but give me half an hour and I can make a stupid woman and I go on a date, and even if a good man shows his heart to a stupid woman, he may not make the stupid woman fall in love with him."

"Haha, I didn't expect you to be quite good at it."

Apple smiled coldly, stared into Zhang Xiaoshan's eyes, and said, "Then let's make a bet. As long as you can get me to agree to go on a date with you within half an hour, I will..."

At this point, Apple didn't know what the bet should be, and he hesitated all of a sudden.

Anyway, there is nothing to do today, so it would be nice to play with the temperamental sister. Zhang Xiaoshan said with a smile: "Haha, the coffee money hasn't been settled yet. Whoever loses will pay the bill, how about it?"

After listening to Zhang Xiaoshan's suggestion, Apple couldn't help but feel that this man was still very gentlemanly, but he didn't know that she had fallen into the scumbag's Thirty-six Strategies of Playing Hard to Get. He nodded to Zhang Xiaoshan and said, "Okay, it's a deal."

"Start the timer." Ruth suddenly interrupted.

Hahahaha, Zhang Xiaoshan and Apple were both amused. They looked at each other and thought that Ruth was still a joke.

Since it was a bet, of course it had to be taken seriously. Zhang Xiaoshan asked the two women to wait for a while and walked into the bathroom of the cafe.

"Sister Apple, what is this guy doing?" Ruth asked.

"Who knows?" Apple said.

"Hey, no matter what he says, don't agree to him. I don't believe it today. How could someone seduce the glamorous lady from the sales department in half an hour?"

"That's for sure. He has bought this deal."

At this time, a handsome young man in a suit and leather shoes walked up to the two women and looked at Apple tenderly, "Miss, I want to ask you for directions."

They saw a young man with bright eyes, picturesque features, and surprisingly fair and moist skin, which made the two women feel a little ashamed of themselves.

With just one glance, Apple was so deep in it that he couldn't extricate himself. His heart was racing, and he forgot everything for a while. His eyes were filled with the man in front of him. Ruth on the other side was even more stunned. She didn't expect that the handsome guy in front of her was the middle-aged man with gray hair just now.

Looking at the two women with nymphomaniacal expressions, Zhang Xiaoshan thought to himself: Did he exert a little too much force? No, I promised to date the girl by relying on the skill of the scumbag, but he won't win by relying on his face. He smiled. Said: "Forget it, I wouldn't have gone to the bathroom if I had known better. I've finished my coffee. I'll go check out."

"No." The two women shouted in unison.

Apple came to his senses and cursed inwardly that it was not like he had never seen a handsome guy before. He was too embarrassed just now, but with this guy's face, it is estimated that 90% of women would not refuse his invitation. Suddenly, with a flash of inspiration, Apple took out a pair of handkerchiefs and handed them to Zhang Xiaoshan, and said quietly: "Use this to cover your face. To be honest, looking at your face, I guess I won't reject you."

Ruth kept nodding her little head, very much approving what Sister Apple said, and said in her heart: What a loss, what a loss. I just heard the waiter call him Captain Zhang after looking at his ID. His status as a civil servant is full marks. The car key has four rings, and the financial ability score is 60. Although it is a bit low, but with that charming and handsome face, it is not impossible for this lady to lower some standards.

Zhang Xiaoshan took the handkerchief and was a little surprised. How could someone still carry this thing with them at this age? Zhang Xiaoshan put it on his face with a slight hesitation, "Well, it has a light fragrance, and it tastes pretty good."

"Don't worry, the handkerchief is very clean."

Apple glanced at Zhang Xiaoshan, smiled and said: "I'm ready, let's get started, let's see what the scumbag can do."

Ahem~~

Zhang Xiaoshan cleared his throat, looked at Apple and said, "Hello, Miss, uncle wants to ask you for directions."

Apple blinked, not understanding what this was, but still cooperated and said: "Where are you going?"

"Go to your heart." Zhang Xiaoshan said seriously.

Apple shook her head and said, "Sorry, no way."

"It doesn't matter, uncle, I've been a professional lockpicker for 20 years. By the way, does Lu Chenzhuanglong know?"

Apple shook her head, but Ruth beside her whispered something in her ear. Apple's little face turned red instantly and she spat, "Rogue."

"Hey, can you give me a smile?"

"What do you want to do?"

Zhang Xiaoshan picked up the coffee and took a sip, frowned and said: "This coffee has no sugar added, it is a bit bitter. If you smile sweetly, it will not be bitter."

"That's a nice thought, you deserve it." Apple said with a stern face.

"Garlic will turn into minced garlic. Miss, what do you think I will turn into?"

"I don't know, what will it become?" Both women looked confused.

"I love mud." Zhang Xiaoshan typed three words on the screen of his mobile phone.

Apple immediately gave him a series of eye rolls.

"I would like to ask, do you have a boyfriend? If not, do you want to find one?" Zhang Xiaoshan looked at Apple with a series of ambiguous eyes, "If you do, do you want to find another one? If not, do you mind? Do you mind having one more?"

Hahahaha, both women were defeated by this guy's shamelessness and burst into laughter.

"Beautiful lady, you may not know that there is no wine in your dimples, but I am as drunk as a dog."

"Hey, is your name Zhang Dagou?" Ruth spoke first again.

Zhang Xiaoshan ignored her. Zhang Xiaoshan always ignored this kind of woman whose appearance was below 80 and who had no self-awareness. He continued to flirt with Apple: "Do you want to know the difference between Tang Seng and me?"

Apple blinked in confusion, indicating that she didn't understand.

Zhang Xiaoshan looked at Apple and said affectionately: "Tang Monk's lifelong wish is to learn Buddhist scriptures, and my wish is to marry you."

Apple covered her little mouth and smiled happily. Sister Yu, with a cute look, finally gave Zhang Xiaoshan a warm and ambiguous look for the first time, "Haha, you are so funny. If you are sincere, I...I, hehe."

Seeing Apple's smiling little face, Zhang Xiaoshan's little heart suddenly jumped, and he said: Don't make a bet and fold yourself in, or should we stop here?

"Go on, why did you stop?" Apple urged. have to!

Zhang Xiaoshan hurriedly recited a few lines of Amitabha silently, and continued to tease the girl: "Miss, do you have fifty cents?"

Apple blinked in confusion and asked, "There must be, what's wrong?"

"That's great. I also have fifty cents, so we can just get together." Zhang Xiaoshan said happily.

Ah, Apple's face was slightly red, and she looked at the extremely thick-skinned guy in front of her in surprise. How could he have the nerve to say this?

Zhang Xiaoshan leaned closer to Apple, "Can I kiss you?"

Apple suddenly almost agreed to this guy for a moment, but fortunately he reacted and waved his hand, "But... no."

"What did I say that made you react like this?" Zhang Xiaoshan had a confused look on his face.

Apple blurted out: "Can I kiss you?"

Zhang Xiaoshan pointed to his cheek and said with a smile: "Hey, of course I agree to the beauty's request, come on."

"You are so bad." Apple's little face turned red and she pushed Zhang Xiaoshan away in disgust.

"What time is it now?" Zhang Xiaoshan suddenly stopped smiling and asked seriously.

"Ah? Do you have something to leave?"

Hearing Zhang Xiaoshan ask the time, his expression was still so serious, Apple's heart felt a little painful for a moment, and he reluctantly said: "It's ten o'clock in the morning now."

Zhang Xiaoshan stretched out a finger, shook it in front of Apple's eyes, and said seriously: "No, no, no, this is the starting point of our happiness. No matter how loud the cannon fire is on New Year's Eve, it won't be as much as I miss you."

Haha, Apple just leaned on the table and smiled happily.

"Beautiful little Apple, let's make a date?" Zhang Xiaoshan launched the final blow at Apple and extended his right hand to the woman.

Apple finally waited for these words, and happily took the man's right hand, looking at Zhang Xiaoshan with blurred eyes, "Okay, I will follow your arrangement."

At this moment, the woman seems to have returned to ten years ago, holding hands for the first time, falling in love for the first time, and having someone she likes for the first time.

While the two were looking at each other affectionately, an inappropriate voice interrupted the sweet moment.

Ruth's mouth was full of sour taste, and Nuonuo said: "You two are almost done, Officer Zhang, your performance is excellent, we give up."

At this moment, Apple remembered that this was just a bet, and felt a little desolate for no reason. How great it would be if this were true...

The three of them left the cafe together. Zhang Xiaoshan came to the Audi Q5, looked at the beautiful apple, and asked with a smile: "Where are you going? Do you need me to give you a ride?"

Apple was about to agree, but Ruth replied with disdain: "We still have to go shopping, so I don't need to bother you."

"I wish you a happy time, bye." Zhang Xiaoshan waved to the two women and got in the car.

"Bye-Bye."

Until the Audi Q5 went away, the corners of Apple's mouth raised slightly, still immersed in the interesting encounter just now.

Looking at Apple's happy face, Ruth couldn't help but feel a little sour in her heart, "Sister Apple, you're not really tempted, are you? Look at what kind of shabby car he drives, it's only four to five hundred thousand, and now Which successful man drives a crappy car like this?”

"The car is very good. He is only 29 years old. It is already very good to be able to drive such a car. Ruth, we women must know ourselves clearly and give ourselves an accurate position. To put it bluntly, we are the sales ladies. We're not all beautiful, those successful men won't fall in love with us, and if they do, they'll be the same kind of scumbag you met on a blind date today." Apple said seriously. .

After listening to Apple's words, Ruth superficially agreed, but

There was a flash of disdain in his eyes, but Apple saw it deeply.

At this time, Apple suddenly thought of something and exclaimed: "It's broken, I forgot to leave his contact information."

Ruth said with a smile: "What's the big deal? Aren't you just a policeman? One month's salary is not enough for me to buy a bag, so why keep it? You don't really want to develop a relationship with him, do you?"

Seeing the gloating look on Ruth's face, Apple didn't say anything else. She thought to herself, this is also a poisonous bestie who doesn't like other people's good things. From now on, we should just be colleagues. This kind of person is not worth having friends with...

Time flies by, and it’s Tomb Sweeping Day in a blink of an eye. Zhang Xiaoshan takes his grandma’s instructions and goes to the cemetery alone to visit the grave of his grandfather who has died many years ago.

It's not that I don't want to bring two little women, but it's a little inconvenient for them. Hehe, I wonder if God has opened his eyes. The two little women got pregnant one after the other, so they naturally need to be protected in all aspects.

Grandpa's tomb is in Jiutian Cemetery in QP District. Not only is it far away, but there is a traffic jam for at least six or seven hours every Qingming Festival. Zhang Xiaoshan is not willing to bear the pain of two little women. Most pregnant women have the problem of frequent urination. If they are really stuck in a traffic jam, do they still need to prepare a few convenient pockets?

As for taking the subway, don’t be ridiculous. During the Tomb Sweeping Day, the carriages on Line 11 in Shanghai can squeeze people into meat pies, so it’s better to drive.

The breeze carried a touch of sadness, and the drizzle continued. Walking on the tree-lined path, Zhang Xiaoshan couldn't help but feel a little sad. He thought of his former relatives, his former lover, and everything in his past.

Just when Zhang Xiaoshan was confused by this grief, a cry interrupted him, "Xiaoshan, this way."

Zhang Xiaoshan followed the voice and saw that it was Liu Datou. He was very happy to meet his old boss whom he had not seen for a long time and walked over immediately.

"Liu Captain, are you here to visit the graves of your relatives?" Zhang Xiaoshan felt very cordial.

Since two years ago, Liu Datou was promoted to the captain of the Public Security Bureau of Huangpu New District. Because he is too busy at work, they usually make phone calls and only have the opportunity to get together during the holidays. But Zhu Suosuo often gets together with the family members of his former colleagues, which can be regarded as a kind of lady diplomacy.

"No, my relatives are all in Jiangsu Province. I don't have time to go back. I have something to do here."

Liu Datou patted Zhang Xiaoshan on the shoulder and said with a smile: "A few days ago, your sister-in-law told me that Suosuo was pregnant. Congratulations."

"Liu Captain, you are now a cook and a cadre, why are you still just talking and not doing anything practical like before?" Zhang Xiaoshan teased.

After listening to Zhang Xiaoshan's words, Liu Datou didn't feel embarrassed at all and said with a smile: "Haha, you also know that your sister-in-law manages the money in my family. I usually only have one hundred and eighty yuan in my pocket. How can I compare with a rich man like you? What? Don’t worry, your sister-in-law has already prepared a gift for your confidante. "

Zhang Xiaoshan looked at Liu Datou with great disdain and stretched out his thumb, um, pointing downwards.

"By the way, I'm looking for you for something. Do me a favor."

Zhang Xiaoshan shrugged and refused directly: "Oh, if you are borrowing money, don't worry about it. I am also under their control now. I only have 2,000 yuan of pocket money every month. Well, these are all good people." My sister-in-law taught them that men become bad when they have money."

What a joke, Zhang Xiaoshan and his group are a small group with dozens of people, none of whom are worth over 100 million. When money is really needed, it is the family members who come forward. If Liu Datou wants to borrow money, he must be up to no good.

"Haha, you still know me. I want to bring you along for the good. It doesn't cost much. Two hundred thousand per person is about the same. Don't tell me that you don't have a small treasury hidden. I still understand what you are capable of. Yes, this is a good thing. I wouldn’t tell most people." Liu Datou said.

Good thing?

Looking at the smiling Liu Datou, Zhang Xiaoshan intuitively told himself that there was something weird about this guy...