Film and Television Time Travel From the Courtyard

"What good thing?"

"Come with me and take a look and you will know."

Liu Datou led the way and handed Zhang Xiaoshan a cigarette, "Xiaoshan, who are you paying homage to?"

"My grandfather."

Liu Datou glanced at me at the small pocket Zhang Xiaoshan was holding, "Why did you bring so little paper money and didn't prepare your own share?"

Well!

Zhang Xiaoshan was a little confused and didn't understand what Liu Datou meant, so he asked doubtfully: "Prepare your own?"

"Yes, it's the portion you burn for yourself."

Damn it, sir, I'm living well, give yourself a fever, I'm not sick, right?

Zhang Xiaoshan reached out and touched Liu Datou's forehead, pointed to the bag in his hand, and said: "Brother Liu, you haven't burned your brain. This stuff is for S people. Why don't you burn some for yourself?"

"I just burned myself. If I hadn't met you, I would have gone home."

Zhang Xiaoshan opened his mouth in shock and said tremblingly: "Really or not? Can this thing even burn yourself?"

Liu Datou hugged Zhang Xiaoshan's neck and said with a look on his face, "For the sake of so many years between us, I will tell you a secret. If we were in a normal relationship, I would never tell it. You must keep it a secret." "

"Tell me, I will keep it secret."

"Every year on Qingming Festival, July 15th and October 1st, I spend hundreds of millions on myself." Liu Datou said in a low voice.

"Why?" After listening to Liu Datou's words, Zhang Xiaoshan was in awe, and clasped his fists in front of him, saying to himself, he thought he was awesome enough as a time traveler, but he didn't expect that this guy is the real ruthless person. .

Liu Datou looked at Zhang Xiaoshan with an expression of hatred for steel, and said patiently: "You are stupid, save some money down there in advance, so as not to continue to live in poverty after you go down. You don't know, since you led everyone to After we got rich, our life was getting worse day by day, and our pocket money was not as much as before. That girl in your family always preached that men will become bad when they are rich, and they will go out to raise wives when they are rich. Well, there are still Say you are a living example.”

Well!

Another piece of news shocked Zhang Xiaoshan, and the expression on his face was wonderful.

Seeing Zhang Xiaoshan's dazed look, Liu Datou took a long drag on his cigarette and said with a smile: "I am destined to be eaten by your sister-in-law in this life, so I thought that in order to have a good life after I go down, I should not only save myself in advance. With money, you also have beauties, luxury cars, and mansions. You can’t miss any of them. If you wait and inherit your assets directly, you will become a top millionaire in an instant.” After saying this, he smiled proudly at Zhang Xiaoshan, who looked confused.

"I'll go and do this!"

"Of course, I have to prepare in advance now. If I don't wait and lose at the starting line again, am I very smart?"

Zhang Xiaoshan glanced at the top of Liu Datou's head, which had few hairs left, nodded seriously, and said to himself, you are really smart.

Suddenly, Zhang Xiaoshan thought of a serious question and asked in surprise: "No, you are not down there now, who will you burn it for?"

"Haha, don't you understand this? I opened an account down there."

"Now that it's burned and no one can claim it, why don't we check it out and return it to the original home? Brother Liu, what do you think?" Zhang Xiaoshan was stunned for a moment.

Liu Datou did not answer, but smiled mysteriously.

At this time, Zhang Xiaoshan was even more surprised. Could it be that the world he traveled through this time was still a world of immortals? I couldn't help but ask Liu Datou: "Brother Liu, do you still have this way down there, where you can open an account in advance and get super VIP service?"

Haha, Liu Datou continued to laugh without answering, and quickly led Zhang Xiaoshan to a very impressive cemetery. He pointed at the tombstone and said, "This is why I asked you to borrow money. Can you take a look?"

Zhang Xiaoshan looked in the direction of Liu Datou's finger, and his jaw almost dropped when he saw the tombstone clearly engraved with: Liu Datou's Tomb.

I thought in my heart that this bitch Zhu Suosuo was really harmful. With that little mouth, she had deceived Liu Datou's daughter-in-law to make Liu Datou become such a nagging person. No, I have to give her extra practice tonight when I go back, so that she won’t have to worry about anything all day long.

"Haha, I bought myself a cemetery last year, but I bought it with a loan. Money has been a little tight recently, so I thought of borrowing some money from you." Looking at Zhang Xiaoshan's stunned expression, Liu Datou laughed proudly. Laughing loudly, he patted Zhang Xiaoshan on the shoulder and said, "Look, I've even set up a tombstone, so isn't it time to open an account down there? After I get down there, I have a car, a house, savings, and seventeen or eight other countries." Beautiful woman, a real rich man among ghosts."

Zhang Xiaoshan's whole body felt bad, and he couldn't help but mutter: "I said, why did I have such a bad life in my previous life? Damn it, I thought I lost at the starting line, but I didn't expect, I didn't expect that I wouldn't even be at the finish line. Lost."

Liu Datou hugged Zhang Xiaoshan very affectionately, pointed to an open space next to Liu Datou's tomb, and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, it's still late. You see, I have reserved a place for you a long time ago, one of mine The old comrade is the leader of the cemetery. He can build the cemetery according to your preferences. It is a super mansion with upstairs and downstairs, with mountains and water at its back. The price can be discounted by 20%. Brother, I will think of you whenever something good happens. How can I follow you? Is it okay for you to borrow 200,000?"

Borrow it, you must borrow it. When meeting such a god, Zhang Xiaoshan readily transferred 500,000 yuan to Liu Datou. Well, since he had money in his hand, he bought a cemetery for himself, just like buying insurance.

Seeing that Zhang Xiaoshan lent him the money so readily, Liu Datou immediately picked up his spirits and took Zhang Xiaoshan to contact the tomb again.

The comrades in the garden chose the cemetery style again. They looked at the model room and carved the tombstones, and the whole morning passed.

After completing the formalities, the two inconspicuous guys drove out of the cemetery one after the other. They encountered several traffic jams on the way and did not return to the Magic City until around six o'clock in the afternoon.

Zhang Xiaoshan declined Liu Datou's invitation to have a few drinks and quickly returned to Junyue Mansion. As soon as he entered the door, he saw two little women who had already laid out meals for him. Zhang Xiaoshan felt very relieved. He could eat hot meals when he got home, and his confidante was waiting for him. A man's happiness is so simple.

I don’t know when the three of them got used to each other’s presence.

Every day when I go home, Zhu Suosuo cooks, Zhang Xiaoshan washes the dishes, and Zhong Xiaoqin is responsible for being cute and coquettish. Eating together, chatting together, and laughing together, Zhong Xiaoqin acquiesced in the relationship between Zhang Xiaoshan and Zhu Suosuo, and Zhu Suosuo no longer pursued the marriage certificate.

After dinner, the three of them lay on the sofa and watched TV. Zhang Xiaoshan peeled the apple and divided it into several small pieces. He fed it to the petite and lovely Zhong Xiaoqin at one time, and then to the charming Zhu Suosuo at the other.

Zhong Xiaoqin happily ate a piece of apple fed by Zhang Xiaoshan, looked at Zhu Suosuo and said: "Suosuo, how is the profit of your agency company?"

Zhu Suosuo rested his head lazily on Zhang Xiaoshan's lap, glanced at Zhong Xiaoqin and replied: "Not bad, what's wrong?"

"I heard from the manager that the leasing contract of the agency is about to expire in July, and the higher-ups intend to increase your rent," Zhong Xiaoqin said.

When it came to money, Zhu Suosuo, a little money fan, immediately sat up and asked Zhong Xiaoqin anxiously: "How much will the rent increase?"

"It seems like it's going up by 20,000 every month."

"Ha, I was scared to death. I thought it was just a lot. 20,000 yuan is nothing."

Seeing Zhu Suosuo's wealthy appearance, Zhong Xiaoqin couldn't help but become interested in the agency, and asked with a smile: "It seems that Miss Suosuo has made a lot of money, tell me how much you can earn in a month?"

"No more, no more, it's only 1.8 million a month." Zhu Suosuo said proudly.

"Ah, so many."

Although Zhong Xiaoqin didn't have much pursuit of money, she couldn't help but feel a little excited. She pushed Zhang Xiaoshan away from the middle and sat next to Zhu Suosuo, "Sister Suosuo, I see your agency usually acts as a matchmaker. Contact How can you make so much money from a second-hand house?"

"Hey, second-hand housing agencies don't make money, they mainly rely on marriage introductions, and that's the big deal." Zhu Suosuo said with a smile.

Seeing the little woman's triumphant look, Zhang Xiaoshan became very angry, "Her agency is just trying to sell dogs on sheep's heads. If it weren't for the fact that there is no law against matchmaking, it would just be based on what Suosuo did. , I don’t know how many times I’ve been arrested.”.xxbiquge.c0m

Zhong Xiaoqin jumped onto Zhang Xiaoshan's lap, hugged his neck, and said sweetly: "Tell me what Suosuo did."

"He knows nothing, let me tell you." Zhu Suosuo's face turned sour, and he also sat on Zhang Xiaoshan's lap and started to show off:

"I've been advertising online since last year, and it's a million-million-billion-billion-dollar dating bureau. These advertisements are not attractive to men, but for some older leftover women who feel good about themselves, they are definitely a blessing after a long drought.

When they see my advertisement, their minds will automatically picture a scene of a bunch of rich, handsome men in suits lining up to have a blind date with them. Moreover, most older leftover women firmly believe that they are excellent, and the reason why they cannot find a partner is either because they are ugly or have a bad personality, or simply because no one has introduced them to them.

When they found me, I followed the routine and preached to them that some girls should seize the little tail of youth and regret for life if they miss a thing. Then I told these older leftover women a few successful cases, why I am the son of the boss of a certain group. I was introduced to you, and now the two of us live in a villa and drive a yacht, some university professor is a VIP of an agency company, some leader of a certain public institution is my member, etc..."

Hearing this, Zhong Xiaoqin waved her hand and interrupted Zhu Suosuo, and asked doubtfully: "I have seen a lot of older leftover women, and they are not stupid. How can you believe that the men in your hands are so good, each of them worth millions?" , tens of millions, how can they not see through such a simple scam?"

"Hehe, this is my genius. Eighty percent of the men's information I gave them are real. The ones that are not real are also excellent in acting. For example, our young master Zhang has been a We have arranged marriages several times." Zhu Suosuo pointed at Zhang Xiaoshan with a smile.

After listening to Zhu Suosuo's words, Zhong Xiaoqin glared at Zhang Xiaoshan. She didn't expect that this guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes had done such a thing.

Damn it, young master, I sold out my lust for you, but instead you burned the bridge, this ungrateful little bitch.

Zhang Xiaoshan was about to punish the little goblin, but unexpectedly she secretly caught him and looked at Zhang Xiaoshan with a smile on his face, with the expression that I am determined to eat you.

Well, who told me that I have never been firm-willed in the face of beauty? Let her be. Enjoying the temptation from the little woman, Zhang Xiaoshan still compromised.

"I have been a matchmaker for several years, and I have about a dozen excellent men in my hands. And the only reason why these men can't find a partner is partly because they are too picky, and ordinary girls don't like them at all, and partly because they have evil intentions. .

So, relying on the information of these ten or so men, I dared to collect money from hundreds of older leftover women. Anyway, no matter how they try to get on a blind date, it won't work out. The information of a dozen men in my hand can be recycled. Of course, this kind of blind date game only has

Older leftover women need to pay money, ranging from a few thousand to hundreds of thousands. Not only do those men not charge, our company will give them some luxury goods every month. After all, they have to meet several older leftover women every week, so it is regarded as hard work. "

As soon as he left the cafe, Zhang Xiaoshan received a call from Zhu Suosuo. From the voice, he knew that the little woman was very happy. She gave Zhang Xiaoshan a rainbow fart and said that he did a good job. It was so easy to get rid of the turtle girl doctor. She would wear Valentino at night. Reward Zhang Xiaoshan.

Hehe, just listen to rainbow farts and all that, but the temptation of Valentino is still worth looking forward to.

I came to the parking lot, drove my Audi q5, and thought about taking a break.

As soon as Zhang Xiaoshan got to work, he first investigated the three guys who had appeared recently and wanted to poach him. The bad thing about his wife is that she is too beautiful, and she is easily remembered by others.

Zhong Xiaoyang's hometown is a fourth-tier city in the northeast. His father is a semi-official figure in the local area. He runs an import and export trading company and has a net worth of 200 to 300 million. This kid's background is not very clean. He has engaged in illegal racing and flirting with girls. The defendant has been to court more than a dozen times, but he has basically settled out of court and paid money.

Driver Ma, let’s not mention this, there are probably many people who pretend to be company bosses to cheat money and sex on weekdays.

Xie Hongzu is an ordinary second-generation rich man with no bad deeds. He grew up in a single-parent family. His mother is the CEO of an air-conditioning company and has a net worth of more than one billion. "Sister Apple, you are also in love. Let me test his beauty for you first. If it suits you, then you can do it." Ruth took out a make-up mirror, checked it for herself, and walked towards Zhang Xiaoshan.

Apple curled her little mouth and cursed secretly: Little fox, I believe you are a ghost.

Ruth walked up to Zhang Xiaoshan and sat down opposite Zhang Xiaoshan, "Sorry, I've been waiting for a long time."