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It is said that one night, the cold wind was blowing, the freezing rain was long, and the evil family rookies in the Lin family compound were teasing the pure color and Qianqian in the group. When Jian Chi (155278134) saw this, he couldn't help but recall his past with a certain wife in college, and his mood became even more depressed.

Don't want to lose water Ruosi (QQ: 108057658, hereinafter referred to as Sisi), the old pedant holding a small flower umbrella, shaking his head and looking ruddy, he walked into the house with small steps. When I looked up and saw the dejected expressions of everyone, I couldn't help but be greatly surprised, and said, "Why are you so decadent?" Lao Tzu, hey bored, was always on good terms with Si Si at the forum, and immediately told everyone what they were thinking. After listening to Si Si, he shouted: "I'm waiting for a dignified man, how can I be troubled by this son's love. Let me listen to Mr. Ben and you in detail." At that moment, he recited a little poem:

The waning moon is in the sky,

The cloudy night is light,

The sword stunned the world,

Infatuation with your soul.

Everyone was so wet and wet, but the sword idiot couldn't extricate himself from thinking about the scene in those days. Thinking about it: "Well, you old pedant, is it because you were ordered to commit a peach blossom today, you went out to pick up a girl and came back successfully, and you came to entertain me like this. Stop, stop, a certain family is in a bad mood, I won't care about you for the time being, just find a place to eat some drinks. At the moment, he turned his head and raised his legs to flash people. However, Naisi was in high spirits, and he was bullied a lot by the slut Jianchi. Today, it is rare to see him in a low mood, so how can he let it go. Reaching out a hand to stop a certain swordsman: "A certain sword, Mr. Ben is now chanting a poem to attract jade, and take the lead in enlightening and regulating the vast number of prostitutes in the group. As an administrator, you should be able to recite a poem to make a strong statement." Jian Chi An Think: Well, you old pedant, it's okay to take me and a certain disabled person, and now it's clear that you want to take me out in public. With a dark face, he said, "A certain family sings some obscene words on weekdays, and the opera is just to entertain the public, but today I really don't have much inspiration, so I don't care if I don't sing." Si Si heard this, and even more would not let it go. he is. Then he said: "Inspiration is like that, if you squeeze it, there will be drops! If you want to go out of this door today, just sing a song at random." Jian Chi heard this, and knew that it would be too much if he didn't fool a few words today. It’s not closed anymore, but inspiration doesn’t come out in a moment, and I don’t say anything anymore. I silently stand aside and think hard, secretly anxious.

While Jian Chi was shirking the blame, Fan Xi, the old god stick, returned from the outside to appreciate plums with his master. Hearing only a few words of doubts in his heart, he pulled his younger brother, the benefactor. Lao Na She (286798599) to ask questions. After understanding the reason, he didn't say much, and walked to the side.

Watchers, there is a saying: the clay figurine is still angry, the dog will jump over the wall when it is pressed, and the rabbit will bite when it is pressed. How could this sword idiot be reconciled to being forced into such a situation today.

Just as everyone gradually opened the topic, there was a sudden thunderclap. "Yes, Sisi, you are too aggressive, and a certain family will not be ashamed!" At the moment, he adjusted his mood, put on a POSS, and said softly:

The waning moon is infatuated with love,

Cloud Shadow Rain makes a sword,

Sword light sweeps the sky,

Infatuated Mochizuki.

The people of Sisi were instantly knocked down on the spot by the gorgeousness, and they were speechless. The old magic stick Fan Xi opened his eyes slightly, swept across the crowd, and all his thoughts flashed like lightning: Jian Chi is a slut who is used to being shameless, and he doesn't necessarily have any good works. Wet, although not very rhymed, but the confrontation is neat, it is rare to hide it in two, it is more suitable for this situation, and it implies that everyone is pressing each other, wanting to be angry and violent. It seems that you must not underestimate him in the future, so as not to make a fool of yourself in the future, but I am afraid that today's things will not be good, if the old man is to show off, there is no guarantee that this **** will wear small shoes for me in the future. At the moment, I was thinking about a past work and passed this festival. Suddenly, the corners of my eyes flashed, and I closed my mouth and smiled and continued to pretend to pose a deep pose.

When everyone could not speak, a figure flashed out of the inner bedroom, and said angrily: "Force me?"

Everyone turned their heads to look, it turned out to be Canyun.

Originally, Can Yun was recently praised by the head of the family, Lao Yu, for being "pure". However, although he was innocent and pretended to be good on weekdays, he really seduced countless young girls in Huaichun, deep grievances, and children of Liyuan, but if he wanted to climb up, he had nowhere to go. Later, although Qingdao Huanghuayu reminded him to participate in the imperial examination, because the head Lao Yu did not update the whereabouts of the three major Lin Lin, he was uneasy, resulting in abnormal performance during the palace examination and wandering all day long. Today, I am waiting for the list to be released in the room. Who knows when I hear that everyone is using themselves to write. There is a saying: scholars can endure, who can not bear. So there is this.

The officer, although the words are full of eloquence, but the time is very short.

Seeing Can Yun come out, Si Si said, "I'm a slut, I'll drag it out to cut birds!" This Can Yun is not a vegetarian, he is usually in the book review area of ​​the Lin Family Courtyard. After mixing well, he was praised by Lao Yu. At the moment, there is not much to say, and I directly say:

Infatuation is Yi drunk,

The sword hides and sells the gold pendant.

Wherever you go to the old man,

The sunset is haggard.

Although this poem is a good poem, it also rhymes. But how could Si Si let him pass so easily? After thinking for a moment, he said, "Although your poem is good, it is far worse than that of a certain sword. Moreover, the poem of a certain sword is hidden from the beginning and the end. You can recite it again." Chanting again from the side:

Infatuation is Yi drunk,

The sword hides and sells the gold pendant.

Wherever you go to the old man,

Sunset and haggard.

Si Si and Can Yun were shocked: Jian Chi, a prostitute who usually does not show a lot of mountains and dew, today has a personality that has exploded to this point. After a moment of silence, they lowered their heads and thought for themselves. That Canyun did have some real skills in poetry, and soon he got another one:

Jian Ningshuang dew with blood,

Crazy hope that the rivers and mountains will cross the Lingshui.

The deep secluded shore of Zhiying Prajna,

It is hard to love and hate Fuqins.

But the old pedant Sisi was still not satisfied, and said, "Cut the bird, I want to hide my head." Although Jian Chi heard the insinuation in the poem, he brushed people first, and the matter was the old pedant of Sisi. It was caused, so I didn't care about a certain disability for the time being, and said: "Shuangzang is quite difficult~!"

At this time, several great talents pondered silently, and the other rookies in the group have been under the influence of public obscenity, so why not take the opportunity to show their faces today. All of a sudden, the crowd was enthusiastic. Among them, Lao Tzu was bored the most, with one song:

The passing of China hurts the beauty

The flow of water is infinite

If all things perish

Sri Lankan people

Let the crowd applaud. Suddenly, an incomparable YD's voice came from outside the door: "Huh? When did the group become so popular?"

If you want to know what happened next, please listen to the next breakdown.