Finest Servant

One day, the wind and rain turned dark, and I was shocked to hear that Lin San was not joining the army, so he had to recruit a nursing home for the Lin family. It's a chicken flying and a dog jumping, and pedestrians on the road all look sideways.

When I entered the hall of Lin's house, I saw that the people in the hall were already full of people chatting and spanking. When I saw a group of bosses come in, they immediately scolded, "Damn, how did these idiots know the news, and let us not be allowed to do so." Alive"? Among them, a guy who didn't know whether to live or die asked his companion: "Who are they? Why are these people so powerful?" His companion despised the fellow and said angrily: "Are you a Martian? ? Don't you even know about these bullies? Don't say you know me when you go out, fuck, I still dodge first." In an instant, everyone in the hall walked away.

Seeing that their group has such great influence, a group of evil administrators Jian Chi laughed and said: 'Wow, haha, I don't want this group to be quite well-known among the prostitutes, brothers, look Do you want to keep a low profile?" Fan Xi patted the dust on Jian Chi's body and smiled charmingly: "That's right, under the wise leadership of Boss Jian, plus Canyun and Shishui and others. Sparing no effort in the advertising campaign, it is difficult for this group not to be popular. Uh, but how come there is no passing water today? The third brother is shameless and invincible, did you inform him, did you use the last debate to deal with Canyun's trick again, please pass away and drink croton milk"?

Someone who was intoxicated on the side said in surprise: "I've got the notification, that guy was afraid that he poured water in the book review area last night and didn't get up, right? Xiaofanfan, don't ruin my innocent image, am I that bad? They are all brothers in a group, you need to unite, unite, do you understand?" Can Yun, who was drinking tea, sprayed Qingdao Huanghuayu on the face as soon as he heard the words, and patted Qingdao Huanghuayu who was about to get angry on the shoulder (Uh, Who told me where the yellow croaker's shoulder is pinched?) Angrily: "Damn it, you are so embarrassed to say that you are pure, and you know how to unite? How did you punish me last time? Yellow croaker, please don't stop me. , I have to slice and study this shameless man today!" Qingdao Huanghuayu shouted injustice in his heart: "Damn, what am I doing to stop you? I most hope that you will strangle a few. It will be better when no one fights with me. It seems that there are more than three brothers who are shameless and invincible. "! While everyone was fighting, only a drum sound was heard, and a person came out from the back hall.

I saw the man with thick eyebrows and big eyes (as black as Bao Zheng), with a lazy smile on his face, as if he didn't care when the sky fell. The fellow was about to speak, but the beautiful picture and text who had been silent for a while ran madly, and while the picture and text took off his clothes, he howled: "Ah! Praise the Virgin Mary, praise the Jade Emperor Guanyin Bodhisattva, this Is the idol Lin Wanrong Lin Sange in our hearts? I love you, like a mouse loves rice......"! Lin San turned pale in shock and shouted: "Indecent, come here, Gao Chief, are you dead? I rely on it, what are you doing, spit on Lao Tzu's face! Go away, I don't like this!"

The beautiful picture blushed and said weakly, "Don't get me wrong, third brother, I'm just too excited and want you to sign my underwear for me." Everyone suddenly realized, the third brother said shamelessly and invincibly: "Damn, more shameless than me, this fellow is a rabbit? Run so fast"! Lin San wiped the saliva from his face and said, "Okay, this job fair has officially started. The list of applicants will be presented, and everyone will talk about your strengths." Then he pointed to the beautiful picture and said: "By the way, your qualifications are cancelled." The beautiful picture and text wondered, "Why, third brother, I know everything." Lin San waved his hand and said, "No reason, I just see that you are unhappy. The account just now hasn't been settled with you, shit!" The beautiful picture and text hung his head weakly.

"I can chat" "I can take a bath"... Looking at the quarreling crowd, the administrator Jian Chi felt that his face was dull, and the servant said angrily: "What are you arguing about?

What is there to argue about. Lined up and said one by one, "En, I'm your manager, I'll come first." Hearing this, Qingdao Yellow Croaker finally took a sip and said, "You're the manager, am I? ? Why should you come first? "

Looking at the two people who were not convinced by the other, Fan Xi smiled and said, "The two bosses will fight the fire. Isn't it the same as the first come and the second? For a harmonious society, it's fine for everyone to let it go, why don't you let me go first"? Jian Chi and Qingdao Huang Huayu glared at each other angrily, and sat down angrily.

Fan Xi cleared his throat and said, "Third Brother Lin, uh, I have too many specialties. I can do anything when chatting and farting. Of course, the most distinctive feature is my appearance." Lin San looked at the rather plain face of a certain Fan, and wondered, "What's the matter with your appearance in this Lord's Nursing Home?" Fan Xi smiled honestly and said, "You look good and honest, people take advantage of where they go when they are honest, it's really a family trip, and it's the best weapon to cheat and deceive."

Lin San was furious when he heard the words, kicked Moufan to the ground, and said loudly: "Damn, you came to this lord's house and you still want to be kidnapped? Who do you want to kidnap and who? Come on, drag me. Go down and cut it off, and move on to the next one." Looking at a certain Fan who was dragged away, the third brother said shamelessly and invincibly: "Grab, you idiot, you don't even know the reason for robbing the first bird, so it's time to cut the bird."

After thinking about it, Can Yun stood up, smiled lewdly and said: "Third brother, you should know the name of my Can Yun, right? I'm one of the big wet people in this group. , dig haha". Lin San glanced at a certain Can who was intoxicated, and said contemptuously, "Are you prostitute? Can you be more promiscuous than me?" Can Yun was shocked, wiped the cold sweat on his face and said, "How can you compare with the third brother? Well, you must know that the third brother is a role model among the wet people like me!" Lin San curled his lips and said, "I can't be lewd? I can't get lewd. What are you doing when you come out? Drag me out"!

Seeing that his mortal enemy was also dragged down, the third brother was so shameless and invincible that he was overjoyed, and the fellow did not know where he picked up a broken bronze mirror to look at himself, and said saucy: "Dig haha, it's finally me. Three Brother, I miss you so much."

Lin Sanguan looked at this person with a wretched image and a very hateful face, and asked, "Who are you? Sign up." The third brother Shameless and Invincible heard the words and wept bitterly: "I am the leader of the four evil people. The third brother Shameless and Invincible, don't you even know me? I'm sad 55555... Just choose me. Well, third brother, my specialty is shamelessness, and I have already become shameless to the level of invincibility." Speaking of which, the fellow gave a wicked laugh (everyone secretly scolds this man as he deserves his reputation, he turns his face faster than a book, and his face is as thick as the wall of the Great Wall), and then said: "Shameless, if you choose me, I will manage it. Who is he sincere king? As long as he dares to come, he will be trampled by me. Are they as smart as me? Are they shameless? My own slogan is not the most shameless, only more shameless! Besides, as the third brother, just rely on You have to choose my name too!"

Hearing this, Lin San couldn't help but slapped the table and stood up: "Damn it, how dare you pirate my name? I don't know that what this general hates most in his life is piracy? ". Looking at the roster in his hand again, he continued: "There are still these 'Tong Xuanzi Thirty-six Sanshou,' Sister An doesn't want pirates, all of them will be eliminated." Under the leadership of Jian Chi, the rest of the crowd shouted: "Piracy is guilty, support genuine", Lin San nodded and smiled proudly.

Qingdao Huanghuayu, who finally got the chance, said: "Third brother's vision really makes this fish admire, these bastards are usually ignorant, and they don't even understand the theme of this job fair. My specialty... ....." Having said that, the fellow smiled and conjured a small knife out of thin air, and then Niu XX said: "The knife is the king of a hundred soldiers. Group business card).........(This post is over 500 words)", Jian Chi, who had been silent by the side, sneered when he heard the words and asked, "So ~~~~~~~ long What can you kill with a ground knife?" Qingdao yellow croaker said weakly: "This knife of mine is designed to kill yellow croaker in Qingdao." The crowd burst into laughter.

Looking at the blushing yellow croaker, Jian Chi also conjured up a long sword and danced it out of thin air, smiling proudly: "The sword is the ancestor of the hundred soldiers, I have practiced the sword for more than ten years, and it can be said that I can kill a person in ten steps. A thousand miles..." Jian Chi was in the showroom when he heard a loud "bang". Looking back, I saw a man standing tall on the coffee table, holding a jet-black fire stick in his hand, and that fellow exclaimed strangely: "Damn, what is the age now, what use are these swords and swords? It is an evil group of prostitutes who have guns on their bodies. This gun is made by myself. The name of the gun is a48 (homonym, you die), how about it, Boss Jian, Boss Yu, how about we make a gesture? Jian Chi and Huang Huayu were silent for a while, and went out the door in despair.

Seeing that he had no opponents, he had a gun on his body and laughed loudly: "Is no one fighting with me? With a gun in hand, I have a beautiful woman (Looking at the bad-looking Master Lin) Uh, wrong, it's me in the world. Yes, dig haha".

Seeing that the self-satisfied man had a gun on his body, Lin San took out a book from his arms and said slowly: "Okay, come here with a gun on your body, I will give you a copy of martial arts cheats, take it and practice well, and later You are responsible for the safety of the Lin family, so don't let this general's expectations come to you."

Hearing that he had a gun on his body, he was very happy, so he ran to take a look at the book, and immediately burst into tears: "No, third brother, I don't need to practice martial arts to be good enough. I have a gun on my body." Lin San said angrily, "Damn it, you don't want to give you a chance to practice peerless martial arts. This general said no one else, whoever comes, send him to Old Man Wei, and be sure to get him before the expedition." Then Yin Yin smiled and said, "Fuck me, lead a group of wolves to enter the door, is it a fool to be this general?" "Maggie Cheung, who feeds pigs", who had been practicing diving below, was very puzzled. She took the book from the gun on her body, opened it and read: "Martial Arts Cheats, Sunflower Collection, if you want to practice magic, swing your sword from the palace", read When this came out, the tiger body trembled and threw the secret book out. Everyone was shocked and ran away.

When I got out the door, I saw a person striding forward. Although this person was busy, he still couldn't hide his handsome appearance. One of them said, "Hey, isn't this Brother Shishui? Why did you arrive at this time?" Shishui asked, "It's me, why did you come out, is it over already?" "It's over, the third brother Shameless and Invincible didn't say that you poured water too late last night and didn't get up yet"? Shishui said angrily: "Damn, don't mention it, the shameless and invincible third brother lied to me. He said that he knew where Sister An was, and caused Lao Tzu to arrive in the snowy Yunnan without sleep, but he didn't see anything. , I finally spent all the points I earned from irrigation, and that fellow is there, I'm going to fight with him!"

Everyone hurriedly recounted what had just happened, and Shi Shui sighed after hearing it: "Fortunately, I'm not here, otherwise, with my outstanding looks and extraordinary skills, I will definitely be elected. Well, that's fine, I'll go back. Continue to chat and irrigate in the book review area"!