Finest Servant
The siege of the brain-dead religion
In the year, the month and the day, a certain peak in the Kunlun Mountains. The white mist is shrouded in greenery. Inside a hall, it was bustling and full of people.
Today, the first congregation of the whole church congregation was held. As a sect that has just been established in the arena, the importance of the first congregational congress (hereinafter referred to as: the congress) cannot be overemphasized.
Today, all the members of the Brain Remnant Sect are here. Sitting in the center of the hall is the leader of this religion: the third brother is shameless and invincible. Sitting down and left and right is the brain-damaged right envoy of this teaching: Can Yun. Left-brained ambassador: Qingdao yellow croaker. …………
"Nip..." A cough broke the lively atmosphere. The third brother of the leader is shameless and invincible, but he is not angry with himself. A group of church members ended their topics and listened to the leader's speech.
"Today is a big day for my teaching. The first congregation of the whole religion of the Brain Deity Sect was successfully held. I am very happy and very pleased. Finally, we have become a big family!"
"Long live the sect master...! Long live the sect!!"
"But!..." The scene fell silent again! "However, some people don't think so. They don't care about our style, they ignore our beliefs. They regard us as a demon! And they want to crusade us! Everyone said, what should we do?!"
"Destroy his mother!"
"Tap them down!!..."
"Let them come and go!..."
"..."
"Very good, Brother Yu, tell me what you know." The third brother said to Qingdao Huanghuayu.
"Yes! Sect Master." Yellow croaker said respectfully and respectfully. "Yesterday, I received an undercover report. Half a month ago, Emei sent Fangfang Shitai to hold a conference on educational affairs in Mount Emei. They want to unite with Shaolin, Wudang, Kongdong, Baisha and other sects to attack us. "But their wolf ambitions are obvious. They are coveting the beauty of my leadership!"
Om... Suddenly there was a lot of discussion in the hall. Yes, the Emei faction! It is so easy for the famous sects that have stood in the rivers and lakes for hundreds of years to destroy our little gods!
"I suggest to send messengers to the Emei faction to talk to them, send some gold and silver, and several beautiful men. Let them not send people to beat us, after all, I can't stand the toss when the school is just established..." Jane said. Immediately, there was a chorus of voices in the hall.
"Fuck your mother!" Qingyi roared Wang Shishui Ruosi, "Since the foundation of this religion, we have saved the dead and the wounded, and helped the weak. How many good things have you done to help widows buy rice and help 12- or 3-year-old little sisters wash their underwear? The Beggar Gang and the Huashan Low Sect have such a strong relationship with us. We may not be able to fight with them when we join forces!"
"Yeah, it may not be impossible to fight!" Someone echoed.
"You're the one who farts!" A Jian continued, "Your motherfucker is not afraid of hitting~ But you can beat your spiral legs and leave, what about us?!" And the two factions divided into war and no war quarreled!
At this time, the third brother and the left and right messengers stared wide-eyed and didn't know what to do.
"Report...!!!!" A long voice broke the pattern in the hall. Running from a distance was the head of the Golden Pumping Hall, Mo Gu. "See the leader, the left messenger, the right messenger, the king of purple shirt pumping... the disabled person" and at the same time looked at Zhang Manyu and the disabled person who was feeding the pigs and thought, "These two, hum. Anyway, they are newcomers. Yes. Especially the watchman, if it wasn't for the light of the apprentice of the left messenger, or the sister-in-law of the aunt's brother-in-law's brother-in-law who molested Ergou's younger brother's daughter-in-law with my brother that day. I might pass the test to get his position. Go up." "And the others" he said casually, "Damn, you **** are the others! It's just the two of us. Courting death!" Hearing the new name that Mo Gu gave them. Maggie Cheung, who feeds the pigs, jumped with the watchman and was about to go up to find Mo Gu to settle the account.
"Enough!" Can Yun, who had been silent for a while, shouted. "What's the matter, tell me now!"
"Yes, right envoy! The villain just received a book from the flying sparrow,
The Emei faction has already…”
"What has happened?!" Everyone asked anxiously!
"Report me, the Emei faction has already set out for me. Moreover, Shaolin and Wudang have also agreed to their request and set out to come to me at the same time!"
"Scared..." There was a sudden gasp in the hall.
"How good is this...Hey! I think I have only been established for 100 days, but I have to suffer such a catastrophe! Heaven will kill me!"
"The sect leader is in a panic, now it's a battle that must be fought. Now is not the time for us to sigh and sigh, and we don't know what the result will be before the battle is over!" said the left messenger Huang Huayu.
"Brother Yu has a good plan?" the third brother asked.
"I suggest that you should quickly send someone to contact the Beggar Gang and other allied churches and ask them to come and help me. And send someone to inquire about the progress of the three sects. Know yourself and your enemy."
"En. Xiaoyu is right, let's send some more people to slow down the marching speed of the three factions. Let me teach Yu Jing to wait for it to change. Take defensive measures," Canyun added.
"What the two messengers said, that's it. The disciples obey!" the third brother shouted.
"My subordinates are here!" Everyone promised in unison!
"Shuishui Ruosi. I order you to set off immediately and go to the Beggar Gang, Huashan and other places to lobby. As long as it is not an unbearable condition, you can accept it on your behalf. Make sure they come to help!"
As soon as the voice of "obey" fell, Shui Ruosi disappeared.
"It's good with spiral legs. When you give birth to a son, I'll help you beat him into spiral legs, and he can run so fast!" Lao Na shot and said to Habit.
"I'm dying. Why don't you beat your own son, but my son?"
"It hurts!~~"
"..."
"A certain sword!"
"Subordinate to"
"I order you to lead Zhang Manyu, Jin Tuotang and Mu Tuotang, who have guns on their bodies, those who are mentally handicapped, and who feed pigs to pigs. Whether it's Hedinghong, laxatives Worth mentioning, as long as you can get down and out, greet them with a single glance. In a word, delay their time as much as possible!"
"My subordinates know, let's go!" said a certain sword and greeted Zhang Manyu, Mo Gu, the donor who had a gun on his body, my heart is clean, and the pig feeder. Lao Na shot out of the hall.
"Jiejie, you and the pattern lead the rest of the people to step up the defense of this religion."
"Concubine (subordinate) takes the name"
"Brother Yu, does "he" still think that way?" The third brother asked Huang Huayu mysteriously.
"Hey... I hope so." Huang Huayu replied so haggard.
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