Finest Servant

——Inscription: Luohong is not a heartless thing...

——Subtitle: The above sentence was just written casually.

——Another inscription: This post is only dedicated to a few mm.

——Re-inscription: Jiading evil group number 21800989.

——Continue the inscription: This group is only open to mm now, and male prostitution is stopped.

——Also an inscription: The above sentence was said by the most evil swordsman in this group, the purest one.

——Final inscription: The story begins...

——With an inscription: Who threw me with bricks?

"A certain sword is less than two feet long, his appearance is ugly, he is dressed in court clothes, looks into a mirror, and tells his wife: 'I am familiar with the third brother in the group, shameless?' His wife said: 'You are so shameless, how can the third brother be able to match you? 'The third brother in the group, the shameless of the family..." A certain sword started his routine after getting up every morning, reciting "A certain sword satirizes Lao Yu update". (Note: The original work is "Zou Ji Satirizes King Qi's Remonstrance". Liu Xiangda and Xiao Can were forced to write this by a certain sword. If you die and come back to life, don't come to Xiao Can!)

After a certain sword finished washing up, he looked in the mirror and placed a few spitting POSS. Then he came to the computer, sat upright, logged into QQ, opened the evil group, and posted a picture: "There is a loud noise in the sky, this sword is shining!"

But he found that everyone in the group ignored him and regarded him as nothing. A certain sword couldn't help but be shocked. Could it be that I was removed from power? Impossible, the group of pigs are billion-year-old divers, how could they dismiss me?

Immediately swept over to the group members, and found that the villain with the green hat in front of his name was still there, and his heart was okay... But a new question appeared, why did they ignore me? Thinking that this sword is cheap and arrogant, shameless and lewd is only a little worse than the third brother, when did this group of lewds dare to neglect me like this?

A certain sword racked his brains, pondered hard, but could not come to a reason, he decided to look through the chat records to find out why the group was so abnormal today.

If you don't see it, you don't know, but when you see it, your soul is unsheathed. The group actually came to mm! ! This is a shocking news. I think that the group is usually just a group of male prostitutes who are noisy, laughing, and messing around... (Little cripple hates cold, once again, little cripple is pure, this article is just It's just a documentary, a documentary!)

Originally there was a MM Qian Qian knot, but due to someone's obsolescence a while ago, the only MM in the group refused to say a word, which caused the popularity of the group to plummet, which in turn led to the collapse of the book review area, which further led to an increase in the frequency of Yu Da Zhou Jing. There is a tendency to develop to the Nikkei.

Now there are mm in the group, and there are several at a time, which has injected new vitality into the group, injected new vitality into the book review area, injected new vitality into the development of the Internet, and injected new vitality into the Chinese economy. vitality……

A certain Jianxin was so excited that he hurriedly greeted several mm... but the short sentence was quickly overwhelmed by the flow of information. A certain sword was not reconciled, and he said another sentence, but it still sinks into the sea...

A certain sword is angry! As fast as I can get my hands wet, I send it up. A certain sword thought to himself, even though his hands were a little sore, it was worth it as long as he spoke back!

Helpless, at the moment when a certain sword was sent out, the third brother slapped, causing a thousand people to slash, and the group broke out in the second convulsion revolution. Lu Xiucai's jade photos flew all over the sky, and a certain sword's hard work was wasted. .

A certain sword is furious! Posted a photo of myself...

...the group suddenly fell silent...

The next day, at 7:00 pm.

With a burst of dynamic and familiar music, the news broadcast began. At the beginning, the announcer said with a face full of horror: "Last night, there were bizarre sudden death incidents all over the country, and the deceased had two things in common before they died, one was that they were all online, and the other was that they all read a book called "Need The online novel of "Jia Ding". All the deceased died in the same way, with bulging eyes and foaming at the mouth, as if they were frightened by something. After forensic identification, the time of death of all the deceased is basically the same, and it is certain that they died of death. The same reason. With such a large-scale simultaneous sudden death incident, the deceased are scattered all over the country, so that the public security investigators are completely confused, and some people call this a supernatural event, now please read the detailed report..."