Finest Servant
Chapter 192 The King of Confrontation
Luo Ning's smile was like a flower, and it was completely different from when he was resentful just now.
When Lin Wanrong saw that she had regained her lively appearance, she smiled to herself, why do little girls like to talk to me about their thoughts? The eldest lady is like this, and so is Luo Ning. If I don't work in the Xiao family in the future, I will open a psychological clinic to diagnose women's heart problems, hehe.
Luo Ning suddenly stretched out a small hand and put it on his hand and said, "Brother Lin, do you feel that I am not the same as before?" Her small hand was warm and soft, as if it was shaking slightly.
Lin Wanrong's heart swayed, this chick is not simple, she has learned to take advantage of me so quickly.
Luo Ning's mind is pure, although her hands are trembling slightly, but there is no hint of lewdness. Lin Wanrong touched her little hand inadvertently, and it felt as smooth as fat. This chick's little hands are really soft, and I don't know which thing will be cheaper in the future. He sighed in his heart, took La Luo Ning's hand, and pretended to be holy and said: "Miss Luo, under my brilliance, you have been given a new life. Bless you, let's have a pure hug."
Luo Ning giggled, and the lotus feet galloped, unable to walk a few steps, suddenly turned around and smiled and said, "Brother Lin, although you are a bit bad, I really like talking to you." After she finished speaking, she giggled. He ran away with a smile, leaving only Lin Wanrong standing there alone.
You're cool, but I'm depressed. It took so long to guide a young lady, and I didn't get anything cheap. Today, the business has lost a lot.
The hundreds of flowers in the garden have been destroyed. Lin Wanrong picked up a small petal and pinched it lightly. Thinking of what Luo Ning had just said, he felt dazed and hazy in his heart. I don't know what this girl wants to do, I feel like I've been slapped.
Lin Wanrong was upset and walked back to the hall, only to see Luo Ning standing beside the old man, smiling at him.
When the eldest lady saw him coming back, she said softly, "Where have you been just now? I searched for you several times and couldn't find it."
Lin Wanrong was beaten by Luo Ning in a daze, feeling depressed, glanced at her, and said, "I went to pee, I guess you didn't find the right direction for the toilet."
The eldest lady spat lightly, her face flushed, she gave him a blank look, and did not speak again.
At this time, Luo Min had invited Zhao Kangning to sit on the main seat, and said with a smile: "The little prince is here today, and my Luo family is full of brilliance. Luo Min can't be more excited."
Zhao Kangning smiled and said: "Where, where. Lord Luo is too modest. Father Wang often mentioned in front of me that Lord Luo is in charge of the province of Jiangsu, diligent in government and love the people, everyone praised him, and even let Xiao Wang ask the adults for advice. Woolen cloth."
"Your Majesty is utterly praised,
The old man is ashamed. "Luo Min said humbly.
Zhao Kangning glanced around and suddenly smiled: "By the way, Lord Luo, I was just outside the mansion when I heard cheers in the mansion, and I don't know what I was playing. Xiao Wang is so curious."
Luo Min smiled and said, "Just now? Is it because my mother gave out a few life couplets. You young talents are comparing couplets, and they are having a good time."
"Are you interested in couplets?" Zhao Kangning seemed to be interested, and smiled: "Xiao Wang also likes this very much, and he has a couple masters by his side. Today, taking advantage of the old birthday star's good interest, it's better for Xiao Wang to be ugly and let this guy What do you think about the master and all the talents?"
When everyone saw that the little prince also liked couplets, they all cheered. Luo Min hesitated in his heart, but seeing that everyone was in high spirits, it was not easy to say anything to stop him.
Zhao Kangning said with a smile, "It's a couplet, so there must be some lucky draws. Well, if Xiao Wang loses, Kang Ning will present a painting of Mr. Xu Wenchang's "The Return of the Wind and Snow". If Lord Luo's side is unfortunate, Xiao Wang also wants to get a lottery—"
Zhao Kangning looked at Luo Ning, who had just returned to the living room, and said with a smile; "Then ask Miss Luo to accept this "Ladies Picture" that Xiao Wang made three years ago. Lord Luo What do you think?"
Listening to this condition, it seems that this little prince will lose no matter what, and must send a picture, but this is absolutely not the case. Luo Ning has clearly rejected the little prince, Zhao Kangning looked for the opportunity of this gambling couplet, and it is difficult for a strong man to send this painting again. Luo Ning snorted and did not speak.
Xu Wei's paintings are hard to find. When everyone in the hall saw that Prince Ning was going to send Xu Wei's "The Return of the Man in the Snow", they were immediately interested, and the applause was even louder. Lin Wanrong remembered that he still had a painting of Old Man Xu's "Misty Rain in the West Lake". Because it was a new work, it was rarely stamped with Xu Wei's seal, which was probably more valuable than "The Return of the Man in the Snow".
Luo Min was a little embarrassed. Zhao Kangning said that he was playing couplets, but it was actually a competition. If he lost the competition, he would lose his daughter's face.
As soon as Zhao Kangning waved his hand, the entourage behind him stood up a middle-aged man dressed as a scholar, dressed in white. The middle-aged man clasped his fists and said, "In the middle of the mountain, it is the general leader of the Book Friends Alliance of the Seven North Provinces."
I *, the total scoop handle? Seven Provinces Book Friends Alliance? What kind of organization is this? Is it a hero who robbed the Dao?
The eldest lady saw Lin San San's small eyes and knew that he didn't know Shen Banshan, so she said softly: "The Northern Seven Provinces Book Friends Alliance is an organization formed spontaneously by scholars from the north and their younger brothers. It is huge in scale. In the first imperial examination, as long as the champion is from the north, he must be a member of the alliance of the seven provinces, so it is also called the champion league. This Shen Banshan is the leader of the champion league. Known as the king of alignment, famous in the north and south, couplet kung fu is the best in the world."
*, what about the Seven Provinces Alliance and the General Manager, to put it bluntly, isn't it the Student Union? Or the high school student council. Damn, the name of the bandit looks like a robber.
Shen Banshan saluted all around him and said proudly, "Xiaosheng Shen Banshan, representing the talents of the seven northern provinces, would like to say hello to the colleagues in the south. There is no limit to the number of people in the discussion today. As long as everyone in the south is right, they can answer."
This Shen Banshan is arrogant and provoked a genius in the south with just one sentence. Hou Yuebai, who had just suffered a setback, got up in anger and clasped his fists and said, "Hou Yuebai in Xia Jinling, I have seen Mr. Shen. Please enlighten me with Mr. Shen."
Shen Banshan nodded slightly and said, "I've seen Brother Hou, but I don't know if Brother Hou ever had a younger brother?"
Hou Yuebai said: "We are waiting for the title of the Mingqiu Golden List."
Shen Banshan said with a smile: "If Brother Hou enters the court, why do you want to be an official?"
Hou Yuebai pondered for a while and said, "Elder Ge!"
Shen Banshan smiled and said, "Show Lao Si Ge Lao."
This is a satirical couplet, but it was improvised, and I realized that this Shen Banshan is really the king of the middle, with a quick mind, which is not comparable to ordinary people. This couplet is extremely bad, and the confrontation is second. How to ridicule Shen Banshan back is serious. As soon as the Southern Talent came up, he ate a big gluten, Hou Yuebai's face was as red as pig liver, neither standing nor sitting.
Luo Ning thought for a while, but still had no answer. He couldn't help but feel anxious. Could it be that he was about to lose the first round? She couldn't help but secretly glanced at Lin Wanrong. Seeing that he was closing his eyes, he felt a little disappointed.
Seeing that no one answered, Luo Min was about to admit defeat when he heard someone say, "Is Mr. Shen a scholar?"
When Shen Banshan saw that he stood up to ask questions, it was a smiling Tsing Yi family man with dark skin and very healthy. Shen Banshan is the number one in the world, but he has been in the exam for many years and has not been on the list. This is his greatest humiliation. Lin Wanrong's question just touched his scar, he gritted his teeth and said, "Exactly."
Lin Wanrong walked up to Hou Yuebai, pressed him down and sat down, then said to Shen Banshan with a smile: "It's so good. Mr. Shen is the general manager of the Book Friends Association of the Seventh North Province, and I will represent the general manager of the Book Friends Association of the Eight Southern Provinces. The head of the family—Xiaojiayuan’s Dingbu, I will treat you with one, no talent to be a scholar.”
"Okay—" Guo Wuchang took the lead to stand up and applaud, and everyone in the hall applauded even more. Being young and thinking of being old and having no talent to be a scholar is truly wonderful in the world. Even that Hou Yuebai showed excitement, this time, it was clearly Lin San who found a place for him.
What is the head of Xiaojiayuan, the head of the South Eight Provinces Book Friends Association, will be nonsense, and the eldest lady is surprised and happy, but she also clapped with everyone.
Shen Banshan was careless and suffered a big loss. Seeing this family's hilarious and smiling faces, he couldn't help but snorted: "Little family members also need to learn couplets, I advise you, idlers are not allowed to enter. Enter the wise."
Lin Wanrong, son of a bitch, scolded himself as an idler, laughed twice, and said, "Mr. Shen is celebrating the old lady's birthday in a dignified manner. It is exactly that the thieves will come from the future."
Shen Banshan said: "Hold on, hold on, little brother misunderstood what I meant just now, my first couplet is—" He picked up a pen and wrote on the paper: "The sages should not enter the idlers." Although the sages and idlers are reversed, But still the same secretly scolded this little servant.
Lin Wanrong smiled and said, "Mr. Shen also misunderstood my second couplet—" He took out the pencil from his arms and wrote: "The Taoist will come and the thief will come—"
The words before and after these two sentences were interchanged, and it became an authentic swearing post, which fit perfectly. The people in the hall laughed and applauded. Luo Yuan and Guo Wuchang shouted together, "Big brother (Lin San), you're right."
Seeing the face of the king of the match, Lin Wanrong smiled and said: "Brother Shen, it's just for fun, why should you be so persistent. Why don't you be so persistent tonight? Let's go to the Qinhuai River to prostitute fans and sing and sing. Eighteen touches, much more interesting than this."
The obscene language in the public is clearly an insult to scholars, Shen Banshan said angrily: "Weak and little scholar, don't know the three generations of Xia, Shang and Zhou."
Lin Wanrong smiled and said: "A handsome and talented person, only read the four poems and elegant poems."
Seeing that he had some real skills, Shen Banshan slowly calmed down, pointed to a dead tree in the courtyard and said, "In the residence of the Governor, this ancient tree is very beautiful, so I will send out the couplet, the thousand-year-old tree is the Clothes hanger." He pointed out that the thousand-year-old tree in the Governor's mansion was used as the hanger, but he was actually using excuses to belittle Luo Min.
*, Although Lao Luo is a little bit cunning and cunning, he has also done a lot of practical things for the people. He should be a good official, much better than your son of a bitch. Lin Wanrong snorted: "Thousand-year-old trees are clothes hangers. Mr. Shen is really talented. I am a water town in the south of the Yangtze River, on both sides of the Yangtze River.
This couplet was a way of regaining face for Luo Min, and the old fox laughed, undecided.
Shen Banshan swept his eyebrows and saw the red walls and green tiles of the Luo family. The people in this courtyard were all Jiangnan scholars, so he said, "Break the pomegranate, there are many sour seeds in the red door."
"Bite open the ginkgo, there is an adult (ren) in white clothes." Lin Wanrong laughed, matching Shen Banshan's white clothes and white pants.
There was another frenzied applause, this time even Luo Min couldn't help it, she turned her back and held back her laughter. Luo Ning looked at Lin Wanrong with a smile, a faint blush appeared on his face.
Shen Banshan saw that Lin Wanrong was really smart and smart, and he no longer dared to underestimate him. He walked back and forth a few steps, worrying when he saw the ducklings swimming in the pond outside the door, and said: "Seven ducks floating in the pond, count three pairs. one."
Lin Wanrong pondered for a while, and when he saw that there was a small fish in the duck's mouth, he suddenly got inspiration and said, "The fish leaps in the water, measure nine inches and ten."
Shen Banshan sighed, clasped his fists and said, "My little brother is so good at writing, I admire Shen Banshan. Today's couplet test, I lost." This Shen Banshan is talented and learned, and some intellectuals are aloof. If you lose, you lose with integrity.
The geniuses in the south of the Yangtze River suddenly burst into a thunderous cheer. This Lin San is simply amazing. With his own strength, he forcibly defeated Shen Banshan, the king of book friends in the seven northern provinces. .
The eldest lady bit her silver teeth lightly, her face full of smiles, like flowers blooming in May. Luo Ning covered her lips and smiled, and said to Luo Yuan who was beside her: "Little brother, you go and ask Brother Lin, where did he learn these pairs, I don't believe he can match." She covered her mouth and giggled.
Shen Banshan's brows darkened, he nodded and said, "Little brother is a genius, I am convinced by Shen Banshan's defeat, and I hope the little brother will give him a name and let me remember it in my heart."
Lin Wanrong was in a cold sweat, I *, it's so fucking amazing, could it be that Li Bai Du Fu was possessed by his soul at this moment, or that I ate Viagra and actually defeated the king of the middle. *, Lao Tzu is too talented.
He shook his head dashingly, straightened his family hat, hehe smiled and said, "I don't dare, the next one is Jinling Xiaojiayuan Ding, a little family member, the bandit number Lin Sanshi. Brother Shen, what I just said. Let’s do the math, we will eat, drink and have fun by the Qinhuai River tonight, and the younger brother is all inclusive.”
Shen Banshan shook his head with a wry smile, and returned to Zhao Kangning. That little Prince Ning clapped his hands and stood up with a smile: "Wonderful, really wonderful. It's wonderful, and it's even more wonderful. I didn't expect Jinling Xiao's family to have such talents. Lin San, I want to get to know you again. ."
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