Finest Servant

Damn, it's not that I don't know what you are doing, and I'm still doing this in front of Lao Tzu. Want to pretend, I can play better than you. Lin Wanrong snorted a few times, but his face was confused. He glanced at Zhao Kangning doubtfully and said, "Oh, is the little prince talking to me? Could it be that the little prince knew me before? This is really an honor."

Zhao Kangning said with a smile: "Even if you didn't know each other before, I'm afraid everyone doesn't know them today. Lin San, looking at your kung fu, it's really extraordinary. If he has free time in the future, Xiao Wang would like to have a good chat with you. Let's talk."

"Thank you little prince for your love. The little prince is the prince's dragon grandson, the dragon spirit of the country, and he is very hardworking. Lin Sanyi is a small citizen, how dare I talk to you." Lin Wanrong laughed.

Naturally, Zhao Kangning didn't know the meaning of his words, he nodded slightly, waved his hand, and his entourage sent a picture scroll, he took it over and said with a smile: "Lord Luo, today's couplet test is not the king who lost. , this is Mr. Wen Chang's "Returning from the Wind and Snow" that Corning obtained many years ago, and today I will use it as a trophy and give it to Lord Luo."

Luo Min hurriedly clasped his fists and said, "Don't dare, today's couplet competition is because Lin San is compared with Mr. Shen, and it has nothing to do with the lower officials. How can Luo Mou Wu Gong be rewarded?"

Zhao Kangning nodded with a smile and said, "Xiao Wang has said what he has said, so he should keep his word. Lin San, I will give you this "Wind and Snow"."

Of course you have to earn money. Lin Wanrong took the picture scroll and said with a smile: "Thank you for the good painting. It's just that I am a vulgar person, and I don't appreciate good paintings. The little prince is so kind, and I don't dare to hide it. Well, today is the old lady's birthday, so I will borrow flowers to present to the Buddha, and use this "Wind and Snow" as a birthday ceremonial and give it to the old birthday star."

There was an exclamation from the crowd, Lin San played extremely beautifully with his hand, how could he be a little family man, how could he be a gift from the little prince? Now I have given it to the old lady, which is good for myself and others, and both sides have taken care of it.

The old lady is also a know-it-all. With a smile, he said, "Brother Lin is too polite. How can this be done?"

Lin San said sternly: "Old birthday star, this is what you deserve. Brother Shen and I are playing this couplet for fun, but also for your birthday. The old birthday star is blessed with blessings in the sky, and good paintings are given to birthday stars, it is only right and proper. ."

Luo Ning smiled and said: "Grandma, this is a piece of Brother Lin's heart, you can accept it."

The old lady was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth and said with a smile, "If that's the case, I'm welcome."

The old lady asked people to accept the painting, and the atmosphere in the hall suddenly became lively. Today, Prince Ning brought someone to celebrate his birthday, and Lin San defeated Shen Banshan, the king of couplets, again. The southern talents were really happy.

During the dinner, everyone ate a few glasses of water and wine,

Seeing that everyone was in high spirits, Zhao Kangning said, "It's so lively today, Xiao Wang, come and join in the fun. I have a few jugglers by my side, why don't I invite them to play a few tricks and make fun of them. Lord Luo How do you think."

Seeing that he didn't propose a competition, Luo Min suddenly felt relieved and smiled: "Little Wang Ye is so polite, the lower official is grateful."

As soon as Zhao Kangning waved his hand, several jugglers poured out, posing in the yard, jumping high ropes, high ropes, tightrope walking, shouting and cheering for a while, the situation was very lively, the old lady saw Naturally, I was happy, and even Luo Ning looked at it with relish.

Lin Wanrong nodded in the dark, this Zhao Kangning, obviously came prepared, not only brought Shen Banshan, the king of the middle, but also a lot of people who ran the arena, and the desire to win over Luo Min was very obvious, and it was not Know what this old Luo thinks.

Zhao Kangning was very satisfied when he saw that everyone was fascinated, he waved his hand again, and the jugglers stepped back. Outside the door, walked into an old man with immortal style and fluttering white beard, and saluted Mrs. Luo; "Pindao Songyun Guan Xuan Xuanzi, congratulations to the old lady with good luck and longevity."

The old lady hurriedly smiled and said, "Xianchang, please forgive me."

Zhao Kangning got up and introduced: "Old Madam, this Taoist priest Xuanxuan is famous for his powerful mana and far and wide. Today, Xiao Wang specially invited him to do a dharma practice to congratulate the old lady on her birthday."

Xuan Xuanzi's beard and hair are all white, and looking at the appearance of a fairy, Lin Wanrong thought, "Damn it, can you grow a fairy with white hair and a white beard?" *, Incense money is so easy to make.

The old lady is also a devout person. Seeing such a spirited Taoist priest congratulating her on her birthday, she hurriedly served a birthday cake. Xuan Xuanzi said: "Today, the old lady is celebrating her birthday, and the poor Daoist has nothing to offer, so I will apply a method and form a good relationship with you."

He asked for a bowl of clear water, and found three wooden chopsticks with square heads of the same length. He dipped a little water on the square ends of the chopsticks, and then dipped a little water between the chopsticks, and then put the three chopsticks side by side. He smiled and said, "Please be careful, all the benefactors."

He took the bowl of clear water and slowly inserted three chopsticks into the water cup while everyone watched.

The three chopsticks were a little skewed, Xuan Xuanzi quickly turned around the water cup a few times, and said in his mouth: "Tai Shang Laojun, Sanqing Dao Zun, hurried Ruyi order, top-"

Strange to say, the three chopsticks stood side by side and stood up straight.

The chopsticks stood up in the water, which was a good omen. There was a buzzing sound in the hall. This Xuan Xuanzi was indeed an immortal master with extraordinary mana.

The old lady said excitedly: "Master Immortal, please take a seat, come here, and quickly give incense to Master Immortal."

Xuan Xuanzi caressed his long beard slightly, with a smile on his face, looking like a Taoist Immortal Venerable.

Lin Wanrong burst out laughing out loud, "I*, this immortal master is better at pretending than Lao Tzu, what kind of shit is immortal magic, please do some high-tech work too, the little work of standing chopsticks in the water, I stopped playing when I was ten years old.

The eldest lady saw that he had no immortal eyes, looked at him, and whispered: "What are you laughing at, be careful that the immortal hears and punishes you."

Alas, this is how feudal superstitions came about. Immortals are long, immortals are assholes. If he is immortal, I will be too old. Lin Wanrong laughed until his stomach hurt, but he didn't expose it because of the morality of the rivers and lakes.

Zhao Kangning was smiling when suddenly seeing Lin San's strange face and his eyes showing contempt, he couldn't help but snorted lightly and said with a smile, "Lin San, do you have any objection to Xianchang's Taoism?"

Frankly speaking, Lin Wanrong played with the oil pan to wash his hands, just like standing chopsticks in the water, it is a tricky method. He and Xuan Xuanzi can also be said to be the same people. It is morality not to expose people's shortcomings.

"This, very good, very good." Lin Wanrong smiled, but there was no sign of respect on his face. Everyone is a peer, and it’s okay if you don’t expose it, and no one wants to deceive anyone.

Xuan Xuanzi saw that Lin Sanqing was wearing a small hat, it turned out to be a servant, he shook the dust slightly, and said: "Zhi Zi is ignorant, how can you blaspheme my Sanqing Dao Zun."

Luo Ning saw that Xianchang seemed to have a prejudice against Lin San, and hurriedly walked to Lin Wanrong's side and said: "Brother Lin, this Xianchang is afraid of some mana.

Well, this little girl is not bad to me. It's not worth my concern for her. Lin Wanrong smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, he is Xuanxuanzi Xianchang, I am Lin Sanxianchang, everyone burns incense in a temple, and no one can get in your way."

Luo Ning covered her lips with a light smile and said, "Brother Lin, you don't know which sentence is true or which is false when you speak."

The eldest lady listened to the two of them by the side, coughed lightly, and said, "Lin San, the little prince is looking at you."

Luo Ning was startled, looked up, and saw that the little prince, Zhao Kangning, was looking at him with a smile.

Zhao Kangning winked at Xuan Xuanzi Xianchang, Xuan Xuanzi looked at Lin Wanrong and said: "This little benefactor, do you have some doubts about Sanqing Dao Zun? Pindao advises the little friend, with your Taoism, rather doubt For yourself, don’t doubt Dao Zun.”

Lin Wanrong raised his eyebrows, Mom, I think about you, but your master provoked you to call on the door? Lin Wanrong snorted and said a few words to Luo Ning softly.

Luo Ning said suspiciously, "Brother Lin, what do you want that brine for?"

Lin Wanrong laughed and said: "It's nothing, I'll also play the role of a fairy. You ask Luo Yuan to find a tofu room and prepare some brine. You'll know about the other things later."

Luo Ning left with doubts, Lin Wanrong glanced at Xuan Xuanzi and said with a smile: "Is the immortal chief talking to me?"

Xuan Xuanzi shook his head and said, "Exactly."

Lin Wanrong shook his head, why bother, I originally wanted to avoid you, but I didn't expect you, a fake immortal, to be provoked by the little prince to seek my bad luck. Lin Wanrong stepped forward and said: "In the next little family, the Taoist Sanqing is naturally highly respected, and even the Taoist leader and your old man are also sincerely convinced."

Xianchang Xuanxuanzi smiled proudly, and his right hand habitually touched the long beard. Lin Wanrong continued: "Xianchang, standing chopsticks in this water is due to your magical power?"

Xuan Xuanzi nodded and said, "The poor way has been practicing hard since childhood. After more than 60 years, and after several times of enlightenment in the dreams of Taishang Laojun, he can have such subtle magic power. Ashamed, ashamed."

Fudge and pretend, I despise you. Lin Wanrong originally wanted to let him go, but the old man attacked directly under Zhao Kangning's order, so he could only show some real skills.

"It took more than 60 years of practice to have such a skill, and the immortal is really powerful!" Lin Wanrong gave a thumbs up and said with a smile.

The old man smiled smugly, but he heard the servant say: "Little brother, I practiced tea kung fu hard, and today I am bold, and I also want to try this fairy method of standing chopsticks in the water."

As soon as Lin Wanrong said this, everyone in the hall was shocked. The mana of the immortal long ago was seen by everyone. Isn't this Lin San looking for death? The eldest lady looked anxious and stomped her feet. You will be so reckless.

Xianchang Xuanxuanzi's complexion changed, Lin Wanrong smiled, he had taken three clean square-headed wooden chopsticks, and nodded to all sides: "Please take good care of everyone."