Finest Servant

"Borrowing cannons? Good!" Master Lin said happily: "I carry two with me, one large and one small, which one do you want?!"

"Take it with you?!" Lu Dongzan and Ashle looked at each other, can cannons be carried with you? How high is Dahua's technological level!

"Sir, can you borrow the cannon you carry with you?!" Lu Dongzan looked at Lin Wanrong up and down, and said cautiously.

"A small cannon, this is it, the two of you have also seen it." Master Lin raised his musket and said, "This is called a hand-held cannon. It is the latest product jointly developed by Dahua and Xiyang. It is estimated that it will be assembled in a few years. Our cavalry and infantry are gone."

Lu Dongzan and Ashle have dealt with Lord Lin several times. Listening to his words, they are like clouds floating in the sky. I don’t know which sentence is true and which is false, but this musket is exquisite in structure and exquisite in workmanship. , at a glance, you can see that it is extraordinary. Could it be that, as Lord Lin said, Dahua has developed the latest hand-held firearm?

"Lord Lin, where is the other cannon on you?!" Ashle asked hurriedly.

Mr. Lin smiled: "The other one is called the big cannon, and of course it's also on me. This cannon is a natural artifact, with a majestic shape and boundless power. It bombed twelve virgins overnight and still has the same firepower. How about it, it's powerful? "Lord Lin glanced at the barbarian women who were exposed and scratching their heads, and nodded, "But you Turkic women are big, and you have been riding horses since you were young. This cannon is going to deal with twelve." It would be a little difficult to estimate one. It would be no problem to bring down ten.”

The more the two listened, the more confused they became. Lord Lin's cannon was going to hit a virgin at one time, and a Hu woman at another time. What kind of powerful thing was it?

Seeing the suspicious eyes of the two of them. Lin Wanrong laughed and gave the two a dirty look: "Brother, Brother Lu, speaking of this cannon, in fact, you also have it, but it's just a trumpet. I have an enlarged caliber. It makes all the women in the world feel terrified, and they are swept away."

Only then did the two Turks understand what Master Lin was talking about. Such a person can be Dahua's deputy minister of personnel, which shows how much Dahua has declined.

The two were both happy and sad. Ashle laughed and said: "Your Excellency really has a fantastic idea, I will admire it. But what I want to borrow from Your Excellency is the kind of artillery that was displayed on the martial arts field that day. It is powerful and light in structure. ."

Lord Lin put his cheeks aside and did not speak. Ashler immediately replied: "Your Excellency is young and vigorous, and your firepower is fierce. I, the Turkic beauties, just happened to relieve the Lord's anger. How many of you—" He pointed at the dancing Hu women in the field, There was a burst of texts,

Hearing smoke from Mr. Lin's head, I *, what kind of bird language is this, English is not like English, French is not French.

Knowing that he didn't understand, Lu Dongzan automatically translated: "Ashle said, let them serve Lord Lin well. The Lord Lin who is serving is comfortable. When he returns to China, he will report to Vija Khan and be promoted to their parents and brothers."

As soon as the voice fell, the effect was immediate, and several Hu women stuck to it like candy that couldn't be taken off, leaned beside Lord Lin and twisted their waists, rubbing their plump chests and round buttocks against his body, Ashle and Lu Dongzan also watched and swallowed their saliva secretly. For a while, the temperature in the tent was extremely hot, and the temperature rose several degrees.

A Turkic woman has a really good figure. If you do a chest push, tsk tsk, I will be crooked. Mr. Lin groped vigorously on Hu Nu's body with both hands, followed the silky satin straight down into the robe, held the snow-white thigh, squeezed hard, and Hu Ren woman snorted, like a sleep-deprived Persian. Catchy soul-stirring.

Seeing that Lord Lin was so unrestrained and unrestrained, Ashle and Lu Dongzan sighed. Ashle swallowed his saliva and said, "Sir, we mentioned to you about borrowing cannons just now, you see—"

Lord Lin narrowed his eyes, touched a Hu girl's chest, and said with a smile, "Brother, I'm afraid you have picked the wrong person for this matter. I'm just a junior officer who has not yet been appointed as the deputy servant of the local personnel department, the size of a sesame and mung bean. , is still empty. For things like borrowing cannons, you should go to the barracks. Don't you know people? Well, let me introduce you to a person, General Dahua Li Tai, do you know him?! He He is in charge of the frontier army, and he has a lot of red-clothed cannons you want, so just find him directly. Send some sweaty BMWs and some beautiful women, and the way will be clear."

Ashle smiled shyly: "Lord Lin is joking. General Li Tai has been at war with my Turks for many years. How can we not know each other. If we can get through his way, we don't need to look for you."

Lin Wanrong snorted inwardly, these Turks are not idiots, knowing that the biggest threat to them from Dahua is the red-clothed cannon. The previous red-clothed cannons were bulky, cumbersome, extremely inconvenient to move, and had limited power against the Turks. But now it's different. Xu Wei got Lin Wanrong's guidance and sent people to the French ironclad ship to learn artillery skills. After Xu Zhiqing's skillful improvement, not only did he shoot farther and hit more accurately, the power of artillery was greatly improved, and even The size has also been reduced a lot, and it can be easily dragged away with only two war horses. The Turks are also knowledgeable and know that artillery poses the greatest threat to them, so they tried every means to get a study. It's just that the number of the newly improved cannons itself is not very large, and it is controlled by Li Tai himself, and it is strictly forbidden to leak, so they have never been able to succeed.

"Brother, what do you want the artillery to do? Don't you Turks fight the world on horseback? The two heavy horses with the artillery can't pull it, so it's useless for you to take it back!" Lin Wanrong said with a hahaha.

Lu Dongzan's eyes flashed, he nodded and said: "Lin Lin is right, we Turkic people are horseback races, and this artillery is really not very useful to us. But we are wandering in the capital these days, and we have nothing to do. It just so happened that Ashler told me about the fact that Master Lin invited him to watch the cannon show. Our brothers were all interested, so we wanted to get a cannon to play. Besides, there are many rabbits and wolves on the mountain. A few are just right to play. Just as Mr. Lin said. The artillery is so heavy that it can't be pulled by two horses. You don't have to worry about us pulling it away. After we play for a few days, we will return it to you, for the sake of To express our sincerity, Ashler specially prepared four Turkic beauties to dedicate to the adults.

What kind of character is Lin Wanrong? That is the ancestor who played tricks and tricks. Seeing Ashle's eyes flickering, he knew that he must have other plans. Lord Lin laughed and said, "So the two of you are going to use cannons to hunt, you really have a fantastic idea. It's just that I said it just now, and I'm soft-spoken. There's nothing I can do!"

Lu Dongzan shook his head and said, "Your Excellency is too modest. When you led troops to destroy the White Lotus Sect in Shandong, the artillery made a great contribution and gained great prestige in the army. As long as you speak, there is nothing you can't do."

Oh shit. The Hu people were really well thought out, and they even figured out these things. Seeing the eager eyes of Ashle and Lu Dongzan, you can imagine the mood of getting the artillery. Lin Wanrong sighed in embarrassment and said: "Two brothers, you don't know anything. Although I have a lot of iron buddies in the army, there is nothing to say about the relationship. But now the artillery of the Shenji camp is under the control of Li Tai. You all know this old man, he is careful and careful, he has to order a few cannons every day before he is willing to fall asleep, even if I want to help, I can’t help.”

Ashle and Lu Dongzan looked at each other, but he didn't expect this Lord Lin to look greedy and lustful from the outside. When it comes to a critical moment, it suddenly becomes principled, and it seems that the effort is not enough. The two looked at each other, Asle gritted his teeth, took out a small cloth bag from his arms and said, "Lord Lin, I invite you to see something."

The little bag was small and light, so it was impossible to tell what was inside. As if he cared for a baby, Ashler carefully took it out and appeared in front of Lin Wanrong.

A faint pungent smell came, and there was a peculiar fragrance in the bitterness, which was exciting. Lin Wanrong closed his eyes and sniffed hard, the smell seemed familiar, but also unfamiliar.

"Sir, this is a good thing." Ashler licked his lips, a greedy light flashed in his eyes, as if he was holding a handful of yellow gold on the ground. Even the calm Lu Dongzan's eyes lit up, staring at the small bag without moving.

Ashler took a small pot without water and slowly poured the contents of the small bag. Lin Wanrong could see clearly that it was a handful of withered leaves, cut into thin strips, lightly choking his nose. The smell became more intense.

Without waiting for Lin Wanrong to take a closer look, Ashler closed the lid of the pot, smiled mysteriously at Lin Wanrong, took a spark from the torch next to him, burned a piece of hay, and threw it into the pot very quickly. A faint light smoke slowly spewed out from the long and narrow spout, and a familiar smell rushed to the face.

What the hell is this? Master Lin took a deep sniff, and his face gradually became solemn.

Seeing the light smoke rising, Ashle and Lu Dongzan immediately showed joy on their faces, hurriedly put their nostrils on the spout, took a deep breath, then raised their heads together and let out a long sigh of relief. Feel free, as if you were a goddess in the sky.

"Lord Lin, come and take a sip." Ashle hurriedly handed the small pot to Lin Wanrong and said diligently.

Lin Wanrong took the small pot, sank his face into the water, squeezed the small pot tightly, and couldn't even feel the hot pain in his hand. Strange things happen every year, but this year, there are so many things that even Dahua does not have, how can they appear in the hands of the Turks?

He took a deep breath into the mouth of the pot, and a hot and warm feeling made his nose sore, and he couldn't help coughing twice. Ashler and Lu Dongzan laughed, glanced at him, and said proudly: "Lin, what do you think?"

Lin Wanrong squeezed the small pot, was silent for a while, and said solemnly: "Brother, Brother Lu, where did this thing come from?!"

When the two of them saw that he didn't ask the name of this thing, but asked the origin first, they were all a little surprised. Could it be that this miraculous deputy secretary of the Ministry of Personnel has seen this thing before? That would be amazing!

The two looked at each other and Lu Dong praised: "Lord Lin, have you seen this spicy nose grass before?"

"What grass?!!" Master Lin asked loudly with his eyes wide open.

"Spicy nose grass!" Lu Dongzan saw Lord Lin's expression, and he smiled and said: "Oh, the name of spicy nose grass. You must have never heard of it, it's our Turkic language, and you Dahua definitely don't have it. Spicy Nose Grass. This Spicy Nose Grass was born on the edge of the desert in the south of our Turks and near Dahua. It is a natural growth. But the number is very small, and it does not grow a few pounds a year. The soldiers and war horses in our tribe were injured. When we get sick, sometimes we are so sick that we can't even walk steadily, so we blow the spicy grass smoke into the nose, so that the disease will be cured. Over time, everyone becomes addicted and likes it more and more. The smell of this spicy nose grass. It's just that this spicy nose grass is not easy to grow. I can only find two to three pounds a year in the entire Turks. It is not false to say that it is worthless. , The trophy that the great Khan gave me has been treasured to this day. Lord Lin. Try it again, I guarantee that you will like spicy nose grass."

"Spicy nose grass, spicy nose grass." Lin Wanrong murmured twice, and suddenly laughed: "Okay, good. What a spicy nose grass. You Turks are indeed rich in products. But remember, you will only use it in the future. You can call it spicy nose grass, but you can't call it tobacco. It's not allowed to call it tobacco, otherwise, I'll never finish with you."

"Sir, what do you mean by tobacco?" Lu Dongzan wondered.

"Tobacco is the grass that smokes, and it doesn't sound as good as your spicy nose grass." Lin Wanrong smiled and said: "Brother, I said you are too stingy, just a little spicy nose grass, and you will finish smoking after three or two sips. , and some more. I'll bring it back to my eldest wife, my wife, my husband, and my mother-in-law."

Seeing that Lord Lin's interest was even more severe than touching a woman's thigh, the two immediately felt that there was a drama. Asle gritted his teeth, he grabbed another handful of spicy nose grass from the small bag and was about to pack it, but saw Lord Lin stretch out his hand, grab the small bag, and said with a smile, "Why are you being so polite, give it to me together? That's alright, I'll just go back and find a few people for such a small thing as dividing the bag."

I have seen shameless, never seen such shameless, Dahua performed a miracle and found such a person to be an official. Seeing that Mr. Lin unceremoniously put the spicy nose grass into his pocket, blood was dripping from his heart, and the muscles on his face twitched a few times, but he had to force a smile and said: "Although this spicy nose grass is extremely precious, But since the lord likes it, Ashler should give it to him with both hands. It's just the matter of borrowing the cannon—"

Master Lin received the big gift, his chest clapped loudly, and laughed loudly: "No problem, let alone a cannon, I can get you an airplane. Brother Lu, there is one more thing I need to ask you. ."

Seeing that Lord Lin readily agreed, the two were overjoyed immediately, and Lu Dongzan hurriedly said: "Lord Lin has something to say, please speak, Lu Dongzan must know everything and say it all."

Lord Lin smiled and said, "Brother Lu, you have a wide range of knowledge, so you must be able to write."

"That's natural." Lu Dongzan said with a smile: "I won't speak the Turkic script, and even the Dahua language, I will write a lot."

"Wow, I didn't expect Brother Lu to be so capable, even I can write Dahua characters!" Master Lin clapped his hands and smiled and said, "Brother Na Lu, can you draw me the border between your two countries? Alas, the recent book I read so much that I even forgot where the borders are. Shame! Shame!"

Damn it, is this person shameless? ! Asle was robbed of the spicy nose grass by Lord Lin, as if half a catty of flesh was cut off from his body, which was not pleasing to the eyes of Lord Lin.

"It's simple!" Lu Dongzan said with a smile, taking a burnt charcoal from the tent and drawing it on the carpet in the tent.

"Look, my lord, here is Ulan-Ude, here is Irkutsk, and among them is Lake Baikal, which originally belonged to Tiele and Khitan, and later these two were destroyed by our clan, and this area is ours. Right. To the south is the Selenge River and Checherleg, which we brought from the Huihe after we destroyed it. It runs through the Jinshan (Altai Mountains) mountain range from east to west, and reaches Ustikut in the north, all of which are our Turkic territories. If there is a boundary between the two countries, then the boundary is temporarily here, we call it Balikun, and you call it Yiwu." Lu Zhaozan was indeed worthy of being a Turkic national teacher, and he drew a map and reached out. In just a few minutes, the spheres of influence of Turks and Dahua were marked on the map.

When Master Lin heard it, he shook his head and said, "What kind of pervert, what kind of car frame, what kind of pants, these names are really good. Brother Lu, you Turkic people are really cultured."

Lu Dongzan nodded and smiled and said, "That's natural. Our Turkic land spans the extreme regions of desert and grassland, and there are many nomadic peoples. Tiele and Khitan alone were stronger than us. How can you occupy such a large area and make all the nations surrender?"

surrender? Surrender, who are you bluffing? The ethnic issue is the hardest thing to deal with. When they come back, you will feel better. Lord Lin nodded and praised: "If you have the ability, you really have the ability. Brother Lu, is this the Golden Mountain you said?"

"It's not a mountain of gold, it's a mountain of gold." Lu Dongzan corrected.

"Brother Lu is very knowledgeable. If my younger brother remembers correctly, this Jinshan seems to belong to my Dahua." Master Lin said with a smile. You dare to bluff me with your hook nose, "I grew up singing on the Jinshan Mountain in Beijing, when will it be your Turks' turn to occupy Jinshan?"

Lu Dongzan saw that he was in a mess about the geographical location of Dahua and the Turks. He thought he was a road blind and sneered at him. When he heard that Jinshan belonged to Dahua, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart. The Turks and Dahua have been at war for many years. It was roughly bounded by the Jinshan Mountains. It was not until the Turks wiped out other forces in the north in recent years that they broke through the Jinshan and invaded the front line of Yiwu and Ejina. This kid said that Jinshan belongs to Dahua, and it seems that he is not a person without a little common sense.

"This, disputes between the two countries, and mutual exchanges are also common." Lu Dong praised.

"Do you have contact with each other?!" Master Lin smiled and said, "Oh, by the way, Brother Lu, where is your spicy nose grass growing?"

"Between Cobdo and Altai, this is the location!" Lu Dong pointed at the map and asked curiously, "Sir Lin, what are you asking about this?"

"Oh, it's nothing. Maybe one day, I'll go to Cobdo to communicate with you." Master Lin smiled and said in a serious manner.

"Welcome, welcome, welcome Mr. Lin to visit our Cobdo." Ashle gritted his teeth and said with a smile: "Master Lin, look at that cannon—"

"Well, it's all on me. I'll let you know when I'm done. It will take a while for Li Sheng and the others to develop it—" Master Lin said to himself.

"Sir, what research and development?" Ashler asked in confusion.

"Oh, I mean, I got the newest cannons for you, so you can hunt well, as long as you don't bombard our palace." Master Lin smiled but didn't say anything. The two Turkic messengers were shocked.

Both Ashle and Lu Dongzan had a strange feeling that this Lord Lin entered the Turkic camp as easily and casually as he came home. He had all the benefits, but neither of them could eat what he promised. Who is playing who? The two were confused together.

As the sun went down, Lord Lin burped, touched the chest of a charming Hu female, and then hurried away with the "spicy nose grass" that Ashle regarded as his life.

"Shameless! Shameless! Dirty rabbit shit!" Looking at Lord Lin's handsome back, Ashler couldn't hold back his anger any longer, he pulled out his saber and shouted loudly, "Lu Dongzan, I really want to slash with a knife. got him!"

Lu Dongzan said sternly: "Ashle, don't be impulsive. Did he not want the woman you gave him?"

Ashle snorted: "I didn't want it, but I didn't want it, but he kissed and touched it, and he took all the cheapness. These are all concubines in my account!"

"This person is not simple!! Ashle, I hope you and I don't misunderstand!" Lu Dongzan said softly: "It's not simple, if he comes to the battlefield, I will kill this kid first." Ashle With a muffled snort, he said again, "Lu Dongzan, do we want to keep in touch on the other side?"

"Yes! And hurry up! Must be fast!" Looking at Lin Wanrong's back, Lu Dongzan sighed softly: "I have an ominous premonition that this Lin San will be a big trouble for us!"