Finest Servant

After coming out of the Turkic camp, the horse ran wild for a while, leaving the Hu people's tent far behind. Lin Wanrong slowed down, and the tall Turkic horse walked slowly.

Seeing that there was no one around, Lin Wanrong took out the "spicy nose grass" that was snatched from Ashle in his arms and observed it carefully. These "spicy nose grass" born in Turks have rough leaves, far less delicate than the tobacco leaves he saw in his previous life, and they are cut very casually. Turkic people rarely use paper, let alone cigarettes. "And only through the nose. If this thing was placed in Dahua, I am afraid that it would have been smashed long ago.

Putting the leaves on his nose, he took a sigh of relief. Although the tobacco leaves were rough and had a pungent smell, Lin Wanrong couldn't help but sighed comfortably. This thing is a good thing. If it can be planted in large quantities in Dahua, and then sold to Korea, Dongying, and even Europe, then Dahua can make a lot of money. I don’t know if the people of Dahua have started to grow tobacco leaves. If not, they can only go to the Turks. Lu Dongzan said that the tobacco leaves grow in the north of the Altai Mountains. When will I study the map with Lao Xu? , and send a few people to occupy it.

After a while of lust in his heart, he took a detour to the school field where he fought against Su Mubai in the past. He saw gongs and drums roaring on the field, the sound of killing was loud, and thousands of war horses rushed forward, as if they were practicing cavalry battles. Hu Bugui and others have long since returned to the establishment. Before the departure of the army, Li Tai's elite of hundreds of thousands of troops will practice here every day. In view of the characteristics of Hu people's ability to fight on horses, Li Tai will focus on cavalry confrontation In the past, Hu Bugui, Du Xiuyuan, Xu Zhen and others were greatly used.

"General Lin, why are you here?!" Seeing Lin Wanrong riding a big horse, he walked slowly towards the camp. Li Sheng and Hu Bugui, who had already received the report, hurried out.

Lin Wanrong turned over and dismounted, patted the back of the Turkic horse, and said with a smile, "Brother Hu, do you recognize what kind of horse this is?"

Hu Bugui sneered in disdain: "The Turkic horse. It is tall and powerful, and it is good at rushing and stabbing. Its weakness lies in its endurance. When I was on the northern front line, I had seen the Turkic horse countless times, and it was not a treasure. Mr. Lin, Where did you get this from?"

Lin Wanrong smiled mysteriously: "Of course these hybrid Turkic horses are not treasures. But if they are purebred horses with sweat and blood, Brother Hu. Brother Li, you have a lot of knowledge, have you ever seen a horse with sweat and blood?"

"Sweaty horses?" Hu Bugui was taken aback: "Sweaty horses are a special product of the Turks. Legend has it that they are descendants of Tianma. They are tall and handsome, and they travel thousands of miles a day. There are very few in the Turks. When I fought against the Hu people in the past. I have seen one on the grassland. Lord Lin, how do you say that you are sweating and bloody BMW? Could it be that you have seen it!"

Lin Wanrong smiled and said: "Sweat and blood BMW, it is very common. It eats grass and pulls shit. My family just imported two horses yesterday. When will I let some big brothers go for a walk."

"Two horses?" Hu Bugui's eyes widened,

With an unbelievable look on his face: "General Lin, you're not joking. One of these sweaty BMWs is worth a thousand dollars. When did you get two of them? Where did you import them!"

"Someone gave it to me with bribes." Lord Lin said mysteriously.

Hu Bugui and Li Sheng were shocked when they heard it. General Lin was really different from ordinary people. He even said the matter of taking bribes so directly.

"Cough. Cough," Hu Bugui said with a hahaha: "It turned out to be a gift from a friend, General Lin, I have never touched a sweaty BMW in my life, when can I go to your house to see it? "

"No problem." Lin Wanrong smiled arrogantly: "Brother Hu is really an expert. That sweaty BMW has golden mane and soft mane, which is more comfortable than touching a woman's thigh. When this is done, you can call your brothers here. At my house, let's hold a BMW meeting, let these sweaty BMWs take off their clothes, let's touch them and sweat a little, hahahaha!"

What a slut, but I like it! Hu Bugui and Li Sheng laughed along with Lord Lin. Several people said a few words, and Hu Bugui said: "General Lin, you came to us today, but do you have anything to tell us to do?"

Hu Bugui and the others have been with Lin Wanrong for a long time, and they have a clear understanding of his temperament. This General Lin is usually idle and has nothing to do. He will never go to the military camp. If he wanders over, it must be There is some bad water.

Lin Wanrong clenched his fists towards Li Sheng, hehe smiled and said: "This, I will trouble Big Brother Li. Big Brother Li, how is the improvement of our Shenji Camp's artillery now?"

Li Sheng glanced around and whispered: "We just tested it a few days ago. The improved artillery can shoot at a distance of one mile, but its power has not been reduced much. At the same time, Miss Xu also thought of a way to The base of the gun is increased, the rotation is more flexible, and the weight is also reduced a lot.”

Why is that girl Xu Zhiqing interested in everything, not just doing astronomy and mathematics, but also playing with bows and cannons. Lin Wanrong nodded and said, "Brother Li, do me a favor. Find the heaviest and oldest artillery piece, adjust it carefully, and repaint it again to make it look similar to our new cannon, with a few words written on it, Get me two wheel reels and give them to me, I'll be useful!"

Li Sheng asked curiously: "General Lin, what do you want with this? Old and cumbersome artillery, we have long since eliminated it. If you want to play with artillery, I will get you the latest one, which can be pulled by two horses. It can be rotated around to adjust the angle.”

Lin Wanrong laughed: "Brother Li, what I want is the old cannon. Remember, this cannon looks brand new and bright, and it looks like new, but it's full of scrap iron, so it can't be fired! Put a few foreign characters on it, so that they can't understand. In short, the more foreign, trendy, and bluffing, the better."

Li Sheng was perplexed, but Master Lin was cunning and treacherous, and he had never suffered a loss. If he did what he said, there would be no problem. Li Sheng said embarrassedly: "General, do what you want, it's definitely no problem. But the cannon is painted in foreign language, and he has little knowledge. Excuse me, what is foreign language? What kind of foreign language is painted?"

Lin Wanrong took out the pen and paper from his arms. He wrote a few strokes and handed it to Li Shengdao: "Just write these words, remember, the color must be bright. It must be conspicuous!"

Li Sheng was stunned when he looked at the squiggly letters, and Hu Bugui also stared at him: "General, is this a foreign language? You are really amazing! How do you read this thing, and what does it mean? "

Lin Wanrong took the piece of paper, pointed at the letters on it and said, "Everyone read to me, F-U-C-K, Fake, Fake, it must be Fake."

"Fake, Fake. Must be Fake." Li Sheng and Hu Bugui humbly and eager to learn followed General Lin to read aloud, Lin Wanrong laughed and said: "Fake, cool! Remember. These few The words are painted on the cannon, and Lao Tzu named it, it's called Fake Cannon!"

"General, what does this Fake mean?! Why do I feel that you like Fake very much?" Li Sheng wondered. Hu Bugui also nodded, agreeing.

General Lin rolled his eyes: "Hey, two big brothers. I'm a civilized person, and I didn't want to speak rude words, but you must force me. This Fakedi means, oh, Brother Hu, I heard that you are in the Eighth National University. Hutong has a crush, so what do you do every night. What's the scientific name?"

Hu Bugui blushed, embarrassed to speak, Li Sheng smiled and said, "Big Brother Hu, that's called Huanhao, isn't it?!"

Master Lin shook his head and said, "Huanhao is a very civilized word, but it's rare for you to be civilized once, so let's just say it, Fake means happy, ruthlessly happy!"

"Fake Cannon? Huanhao Cannon?" Hu Bugui and Li Sheng looked at each other and tried their best to hold back their smiles. This General Lin is really talented, and the name of the cannon is unbelievable!

After settling on the matter of "Happy Cannons", Lin Wanrong humbly asked Hu Bugui for geography knowledge, and he was most concerned about Cobdo, who grew tobacco. According to his idea, resources are dead and people are alive. The Turks didn't realize how much change tobacco would bring to society, so I, Mr. Lin, reluctantly went to help, and killed the Turks and robbed them. Women, rob their BMWs, rob their tobacco. Since ancient times, only the Turks have robbed Dahua, why can't I Dahua rob the Turks? As the saying goes, take a step back, the sky and the sea, go further, happiness is endless!

Mr. Hu Bugui Tinglin was running the train with his mouth full, what Ulan-Ude, what Irkutsk, what Selange River, Checherleg, Ustikut, and even which piece of land was Turkic from. It's clear who got it. Hu Bugui was agitated for a while, and held General Lin's hand tightly and said: "The general is really a god. The last general has been at war with the Hu people for many years, and he only knows about the area of ​​Balikun. Khan understands it so clearly. God bless me, Dahua, and send General Lin to us. He will go to the battlefield one day, and with the Qiu Heng in the general's chest, he will definitely be able to strategize and win thousands of miles away."

This old Hudi's flattery skills have also improved a lot. Lin Wanrong said shyly: "Hu eldest brother is laughing, the younger brother just likes to study, and his reading is over a million volumes."

Li Sheng and Hu Bugui have become accustomed to Lord Lin's shamelessness. If he doesn't blow it one day, it will be abnormal. At the moment, Lin Wanrong drew an outline based on the half-baked map he learned from Lu Dongzan, and Hu Bugui added it and marked the exact location of Cobdo. Although I don't know why General Lin is so interested in Cobdo, seeing that his attitude is very different from before, from "I want to fight" to "I want to fight", Hu Bugui is naturally very happy. He has no reservations, knows everything, and has nothing to say.

When he returned to the city from the school grounds, it was night time. Lin Wanrong remembered that there were two banquets with King Goryeo and King Cheng. He hesitated for a while and didn't know whether to go or not. Goryeo's banquet was not enough, but he had been fighting against King Cheng. This old boy took the initiative to invite him to the banquet, and he didn't know what medicine was sold in the gourd.

After walking in the city for a while, Lin Wanrong suddenly stopped in a secluded place, looked around, and said softly, "Fairy, fairy—"

After calling a few times, there was silence everywhere, and no one answered. Lin Wanrong was puzzled. According to the agreement, the fairy should always be by her side to protect her land. She went to the barbarian camp today, and she didn't know where she was hiding.

"Fairy Ning—Yuxi, Yuxi—" Lin Wanrong shouted twice, and felt the breeze blowing around him, and a faint fragrance blew past. Turning his head to look, he saw Fairy Ning's face sinking like water, standing quietly beside her.

"Hey, Sister Shenxian. Where did you fly from?" Lord Lin gave her a strange look: "I just looked for you for a long time, but I didn't see you!"

Ning Yuxi had no expression on his face, and said lightly, "What did you just call me?!"

"Fairy Ning!" Lin Wanrong answered with his mouth open.

"What was it called later?"

"Yu Xi—"

There was a soft sound of "snap", but a scabbard flew out, with a fierce momentum, and went straight to the tree next to it, penetrating the tree for three points. Fairy Ning looked at him, her face was like water, but there was a thin anger in the corner of her eyes.

"Yuxi, what's wrong with you? The scabbard and the sword are a pair. How dare you take them apart?!" Lin Wanrong smiled and said shyly.

"The word Yuxi is not something you can call." Fairy Ning cleared her mind. He said calmly: "You can call me Ning Daoren. I promised to protect your life, but I didn't promise not to let you be disabled. If you have something missing on your body, as long as you keep your life, I don't think it's a violation. Appointment. You figured it out."

"Yuxi, you've become a monk? You can't tell! Sigh. What a waste of a pot of dry food!" Master Lin shook his head with emotion, his face full of pity.

Ning Yuxi swiped, and the long sword flew out from his hand. Passing through his ear, Master Lin only felt a chill in his ear, and a few hairs sticking out fell silently.

***, threatening me with flying swords, I am not scared, he wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and sighed: "It's really accurate to throw. Yuxi, teach me anytime. I've always been very interested!"

Fairy Ning's Lin Yang Guo really cultivated home, and said lightly: "This time it's just a warning, next time you won't have such good luck - what are you trying to say?"

Lin Wanrong sighed and said, "I want to talk to you for a while, why is it so difficult? Have you been with me today?"

Fairy Ning closed her eyes slightly, as an answer, Lin Wanrong smiled: "Sister Fairy, your skin is so good, your figure is better - oh, oh, I didn't say, please take your sword away, please? I am the person. I love joking!"

Ning Yuxi pressed the long sword in his hand against his neck and said slowly, "You have to cherish the opportunity to speak now, it is very likely that you will not be able to speak immediately."

"Sister Fairy, what do you think of the Hu people wanting to borrow cannons?" The cold sword edge pressed against his neck, and Lord Lin dared not take advantage of it, and said honestly.

"I don't know!" Ning Yuxi answered succinctly, "I don't care about things, I never ask."

"What about King Cheng? Is King Cheng's business up to you?" Lin Wanrong seized the opportunity and asked, "He invited me to the dinner party, should I go? What kind of clothes should I wear? Sister Fairy help me get one. Good idea!"

"You want to ask King Cheng?" A smile flashed in the fairy's eyes: "You shouldn't ask me, there is someone who knows better than me."

"Who is it?" Lin Wanrong asked in confusion.

"Have you forgotten, that night, she came to kill you." Ning Yuxi smiled sweetly, like a peony blooming in the cold winter, incomparably beautiful and charming, but Mr. Lin was cold in his heart, biting his head: " Sister, who are you talking about, I've been studying hard recently, and my brain has been broken. Please be more clear. "

"It's not that your brain is broken, your mind is completely broken." Ning Yuxi's beautiful smile gradually faded away, and her long fingers pressed against the hilt of the sword.

"Ah, I remembered it." Master Lin's face was full of surprise: "Sister said that the woman in black who came to kill me that night is your junior sister, right? Well, I finally didn't read my mind. ."

"Do you know her?" Ning Yuxi said lightly.

"I don't know, how can I know her? She is an assassin, and I was stabbed. It's completely opposite. Didn't you see Sister Fairy that day? Speaking of which, I haven't thanked Sister Fairy for her life-saving grace." Lin Wanrong Hippie smiling face, arched fist and bowed three times, secretly praying to the heaven and earth to worship the parents, the ceremony is successful!

"Really? I really don't know each other?!" Ning Yuxi's eyes flashed with a hint of playfulness, looking at him.

There were only a few people who knew about their relationship with An Biru. The old emperor was suspicious of Ning Yuxi and would never tell Ning Yuxi about me and Sister An. Lin Wanrong laughed and said, "I really don't know each other. , but she is your junior sister. When will the fairy sister introduce us to get to know each other, and everyone will make a fortune in harmony, that would be great!"

"Look, what is this?" Ning Yuxi held a bee needle in his hand. said softly.

"Hey, isn't this a souvenir of our acquaintance? I didn't expect my sister to keep it all the time. It's really affectionate and righteous." Lin Wanrong quickly laughed.

"The bee needle, the five poisons! There is only one person in the world who can concoct it." Ning Yuxi shook his head and chuckled: "If you don't know her, do you believe it yourself? It's a good assassination show thanks to you!"

Lin Wanrong was in a cold sweat. This Fairy Ning is deep enough. It turned out that I had known Sister An for a long time, but she never revealed it. What is the purpose of this? Did you see me? Looking good is trouble!

"Sister Fairy, I'm just asking what you think of King Cheng. Why are there so many complaints? Is it because there is no one to talk to you at ordinary times, and my heart is empty and lonely!" Lin Wanrong smiled embarrassingly.

Ning Yuxi snorted: "You are not the only smart person in this world, don't take everyone else as a fool. I don't care how Junior Sister An hooks up with you. But you'd better not play tricks in front of me, otherwise— —"

"Otherwise the head will fall to the ground, right?" Master Lin snorted, pointed to his own head, and said loudly, "You cut it. If you have the ability, you can cut it. Let's see if it's your sword or my neck? You sound like a fairy. Do you think you are really a fairy? If it weren't for the fact that you and Qingxuan were relatives, I would have shot you. I killed you, you know?" Lin Wanrong pointed at the temple , made a gun gesture, that fierce look, as if Fairy Ning owed him five hundred taels of silver.

Ning Yuxi was amused when he saw his puffed-up look, and said lightly, "Are you finished?"

Lin Wanrong turned around suddenly, stared at her and said, "Give me that gold medal!"

"What gold medal?" Fairy Ning was taken aback. Immediately understood, he shook his head and said, "What do you want that gold medal for?"

Master Lin said fiercely: "I'm not satisfied with what I bought with money, and now I want to return it! Why, there is no three-guarantee period?! What kind of service attitude! Return the gold medal to me, and go back to your Xianfang to play. "

Ning Yuxi was angry and funny. How could this person have any ideas? She shook her head and said, "I will do what I promised. The gold medal will never be returned."

Lin Wanrong said angrily: "It's against you! Who is the master and who is the sidekick, have you figured it out? There is no professionalism, no professionalism, no professionalism. Your fish-selling Xianfang cultivates talents like you. Give me the gold medal back, you, play while you play!"

Ning Yuxi is famous all over the world, how noble is his status, and who has ever yelled at him so much? No matter how good he is, seeing Lin San's arrogant and arrogant appearance, he couldn't help but feel angry, the long sword in his hand trembled slightly, wishing to stab a few holes in him.

"Do you want to kill me?" Master Lin raised his chest and sneered: "Come on then! If you don't dare to kill me, you are my wife! If I want to be killed by you, I am not your husband!! Hehe , your immortal shop selling fish has a very good reputation, and you will kill your employer at any time. I can't wait for you, sir. Just let you kill me, and everyone will be clean!"

Fairy Ning usually comes into contact with polite and virtuous people, but she has never met such a rude scoundrel, her face flushed with anger, she raised the long sword in her hand several times, and finally put it down.

"I've never broken the promise of what 'Jade Immortal Fang' promised. What do you want me to do?" Ning Fairy suppressed the anger in her heart and said calmly.

"What are you doing? I didn't serve anyone! My lord, I'm tired from walking now. I'll call a carriage to come. Don't keep putting on that bitter face and smile!" Master Lin snorted and commanded.

"You—" Fairy Ning was trembling with anger, silent for a long time, and finally stomped her feet and turned around.