Firepower is king

As a boss, it is right to care about the health of his employees.

Not only should we care about the physical health of our employees, but we should also care about their psychology. When all this has a reasonable premise, then the ceremony we are doing now is a kind of psychological intervention, a kind of psychological therapy.

For the psychological health of his machine gunners, pretending to be a ghost is not a lie, it can only be regarded as a unique method, and there is no need to have any psychological burden.

Gao Guang must prepare himself mentally before he can carry out the ceremony, not because of guilt, but because of shyness, because he is embarrassed.

The main reason is that Yuanzheng and Lin Nianzu are here, and they are the only ones in the way.

This kind of thing is only for foreigners, not for Chinese people, no, it should not be able to fool most Chinese people, after all, no matter how simple and crude the method is, there are many fools who are fooled by it, which is much more clumsy than Gao Guang's.

So before starting, Gao Guang must first prepare himself mentally before he can seriously stretch out his hand to Lin Nianzu and say, "Knife!"

Lin Nianzu handed over a surgical blade, the kind that was not opened.

Gao Guang tore open the packaging of the blade, and then he said to Patrick: "Take it." No, I forgot an important step. Although I had practiced it beforehand, I didn't do this business well, so I forgot it when the time came. Gao Guang looked at it and said: "Bring Patrick's gun." Patrick said with a pious face: "Don't you need to bring Phil's parts? Can I still use PKM?" "No, well, it's good to change the gun." Gao Guang thought so. PKM is indeed a good gun, and it is very suitable for use in desert terrain, but the problem is that Russia's 54R bullets are a little less, especially the armor-piercing effect, which is not as good as NATO's M993 armor-piercing bullets. So let Patrick change his gun. The MG5 uses 7.62NATO bullets, and can also use M993 armor-piercing bullets. In the future, he will be able to fight against enemies with heavy armor in indoor battles. Then why use PKM, just MG5. Gao Guang said to Patrick very seriously: "It's too late, the ceremony has already begun. Besides, the old gun parts are completely useless. Well, give him the gun."

Patrick took the machine gun. He knelt on the mat holding the gun, but he didn't know what to do. It's time for the next step.

Gao Guang always believed that men should be cruel to themselves. If there is no blood, the sense of ceremony will not be strong enough. Picking up the blade, Gao Guang said to Patrick: "Put down the gun and stretch out your hand."

Patrick stretched out his hand. Gao Guang was determined and stabbed Patrick's finger. Blood came out. Gao Guang said sternly: "Put it on your gun."

Patrick dripped blood on the new gun with a confused look on his face, but this was only the first step of the ceremony. Gao Guang put down the blade, picked up a piece of yellow paper, and then he picked up a brush and dipped it in a dish filled with cinnabar.

Standing in front of the table, Gao Guang drew the first stroke solemnly.

Bad things, why are they crooked? It doesn't look that difficult to draw in the video, and it was okay the first time, but why did the first stroke of the painting look like an earthworm crawling this time? Could it be because of a messed up mentality?

Gao Guang looked at Yuan Zheng, and then at Lin Nianzu, who looked weird. It's all because these two people are in the way.

Should I throw this away and draw it again? But this will destroy the integrity of the ceremony. Forget it, just draw it casually.

Gao Guang slowly drew a strange talisman to suppress the haunted house, thinking that it was the simplest talisman he could find on the Internet. Of course, it's okay to draw it casually, but it lacks a bit of feeling.

Gao Guang finished drawing his talisman, then he turned around, unfolded the talisman paper and let Patrick take a look, just a glance, not too much, then he folded the talisman paper, and then Gao Guang put the talisman paper on the candle, lit it, and put it in the incense burner.

"Soul returns, leave your constant work, why are you in all directions, abandon your happy place, and leave that... ominous place." Bad things, I forgot the words I had memorized for a long time, and if I can't remember it, it won't be smooth, and if it's not smooth, I won't have that feeling. Gao Guang quickly added new words.

"Heaven and earth, please show your spirit, Taishang Laojun, if you two bastards dare to laugh again, I will kill you!"

Yuan Zheng and Lin Nianzu could not hold back any longer. Their acting skills were not good, but after being frightened by Gao Guang, they finally became serious. Yuan Zheng whispered to Patrick: "This is a prayer, very serious and sacred, cheering for the souls from afar to come back, that's probably what it means."

Yuan Zheng said it badly, he probably forgot the words too.

These two guys are too much of a nuisance. It's okay for them to perform poorly, but they also seriously affected Gao Guang's performance. Originally, he memorized a long word, but because he was really embarrassed, Gao Guang almost forgot it. Forget it, let's just leave it like this, it's almost enough.

Gao Guang turned around, pointed at Patrick's new gun and suddenly said: "The gun soul is back, the ceremony is over!" After saying that, Gao Guang couldn't look directly at Patrick, he slightly turned sideways and said: "How do you feel now, your gun soul is back." Patrick looked confused, he held his gun with both hands, stroked it back and forth for a few times, then he suddenly pulled the bolt, pulled the trigger and made a snap, after feeling it for a moment, he suddenly opened the receiver cover, removed the barrel, and then installed it, and then he fell into deep thought. Psychological guidance is needed at this time, Gao Guang said in a slightly tired voice: "No problem, your gun soul has arrived on this gun, this gun is secondary, the important thing is the soul" "No!"

Patrick suddenly interrupted Gao Guang's words. He frowned and said with a panic look on his face: "I can't feel Phil's presence at all, I don't have that feeling at all. This... feels completely different. Boss, did you fail? "

It would be weird if the two types of guns felt the same. As for the gun soul, it would be weird if they had the same feeling!

Gao Guang began to regret it. He shouldn't have asked Patrick to change his gun, but he didn't have a PKM at home, and changing it now would delay things.

Yuan Zheng looked at Gao Guang and spread his hands. He meant it was screwed up, it's useless, you're out of luck. But Gao Guang's mind was spinning so fast, could he be stumped by such a scene?

Gao Guang squatted down with a serious and puzzled look on his face. He put his hand on Patrick's new gun, and then said with a puzzled look on his face: "No feeling? It shouldn't be."

You can't forcefully suppress Patrick's feelings, because if you don't feel it, you don't feel it. Gao Guang was thinking deeply and thinking of countermeasures.

There is a saying that if you can do it, you can do it, and there is a feeling that I can do it if you ask me to do it, but the problem is that there are some things that just can't be done by another person.

The conclusion is, highlight. "Well, it did fail."

Gao Guang sighed lightly, and then he said to Patrick: "What do you think went wrong?" Patrick was stunned, and he said in shock: "I don't know, I have to ask you!"

It’s easy to deal with if you don’t know, or it’s easy to deal with if you think the problem lies.

Gao Guang frowned and thought deeply, and suddenly said: "What were you thinking about just now? I mean, did you cooperate with me in thinking about letting your gun soul enter this gun?"

"You didn't say you were going to do this, but I did think about Phil. I was thinking about her." "Her? Wait a minute, wait a minute, there's something wrong with this!"

Gao Guang stood up and said very seriously: "I feel that the gun spirit of the old gun is back, but I can't resonate with you."

Finally coming up with a suitable word, Gao Guang praised himself secretly and continued: "I know what the problem is. You are talking about her, so you think Phil is a woman?"

Patrick was stunned for a long time and suddenly said: "I didn't preset the gender. I just subconsciously used the word her. Well, I subconsciously thought Phil was a woman?"

Gao Guang clapped his hands and said: "That's right. Weapon spirits have no gender, so there is no concept of gender. If you must think that your gun is female, that's fine, but the problem is, your PKM is from Russia. Even if the weapon spirit is created by recognizing the owner, it is definitely not a woman. The soul of your gun is more like a strong Russian man. Do you understand? This weapon spirit is like Paul, the kind full of fighting desire. Warrior!"

Patrick cannot be allowed to use a gun as his wife. This is not good for his mental health and will also affect his ability to find a wife in the future.

Also, guns are guns, they can break down, and they may have to be discarded when necessary. Machine guns require frequent barrel changes, and are more likely than other guns to blow up due to firing too many bullets, so what about Patrick? Can you take a machine gun with a high replacement rate as your wife?

We can be brothers.

Gao Guang not only wants to cure Patrick's heart disease, but also correct his somewhat distorted psychology.

So Gao Guang said to Patrick seriously: "You take a soldier like Paul as your wife, no wonder your gun soul refuses to come! The gun soul is your partner, your comrade-in-arms, your brother, no Your lover is not your lover, let alone your wife!"

Patrick shuddered with a dull look on his face, and then he said in extreme astonishment: "The image of a strong Russian man like Paul?"

Gao Guang nodded solemnly and said: "You summon the gun soul the way you summon your lover, of course it won't work. Try summoning Phil the way you summon brothers of life and death."

Patrick was stunned for a long time, and then he finally nodded. No, the highlight has to be upgraded to the ritual.

Men should treat themselves

I have to be more ruthless, I can't just bleed Patrick, I also have to bleed myself.

Gao Guang lamented in his heart, but his face remained serious. Then he turned to Lin Nianzu and said, "Here's a lancet." Lin Nianzu had already taken out the blade, but after hearing Gao Guang's words, he took it out silently. A lancet.

Gao Guang said to Patrick: "If you want your Phil to come back, you have to cooperate well. Let me tell you, I paid a huge price to hold this ceremony. You must never let me do it again, do you understand?"

Prick nodded with a sad face and said in a deep voice: "I understand."

Gao Guang ruthlessly pricked his finger with a needle, then he picked up a piece of yellow paper and started scratching on it.

It hurts, it really hurts. The key is that the blood is not enough. Gaoguang was extremely speechless and stabbed again, and then he managed to make up the general appearance of a ghost painting talisman.

Turning around and facing Patrick, Gao Guang quickly put away the talisman and lit it on the candle, then put the burning talisman into the incense burner.

If I had known earlier, I should have prepared a brazier.

After muttering something he didn't know what he meant, Gao Guang turned around and said sternly to Patrick: "The gun soul is very happy, the ceremony is completed!"

Patrick picked up his gun again with a pious look, but Francisco said with a puzzled look: "Boss, what you said this time is different from last time, and the pattern you drew is also different. "

Before Gao Guang could say anything, Yuan Zheng said sharply: "Idiot, this is a blood charm, can it be the same? And this is a blood prayer, can the spell be the same, right boss?"

Gao Guang nodded, looked at Yuan Zheng with a look of relief and said, "You finally got the idea, yes, that's it."

Patrick raised his head, looked at the highlight, and trembled: "He's back! He's back! Yes, although it feels a bit strange, Phil is back!"

The psychological treatment was a great success. Gao Guang exhaled slowly and said seriously: "Of course I will come back. Just feel it. Remember, this gun is your brother, not your wife. Don't make any mistake."

Patrick must be serious. He seems very excited now. This excitement is not fake, and he can't pretend it.

Gao Guang was very satisfied with the explanation of the expedition. Lin Nianzu also wanted to save some performance points for himself, so he said to Patrick seriously: "You have to be obedient. Boss, this ceremony will cost you at least ten years of life, which means you will lose ten years of life." ”

This is too much. What should I do if Patrick no longer dares to use a gun?

Gao Guang gave Lin Nianzu a vicious look and said, "It's nonsense. It's not that serious. It will only cost you two years of life at most. Well, Patrick, don't worry about this. Azu is exaggerating."

Patrick could not express his gratitude in words. He said in shock: "Ten years of life? This, boss! How should I repay you? I... I will give you one million. No, I am so grateful to you. How should I repay you?" And you."

Gao Guang waved his hand and said: "Okay, we are all our brothers, why are we talking about this? Well, just fight hard and do your job well. That's it."