Football Modifier

The first article published by Li Tongfan in the column "Dissatisfaction with Dictatorship" was very, very short. The general meaning of the title was "Who dares to grin at labor and management, labor and management will make him cry and regret":

"As the head coach of the team appointed by the great board of directors of Real Madrid after careful selection and careful decision-making, I only represent myself to express my strongest protest against the recent evaluation of myself by my friends in the media. Although I cannot Determine whether Mr. Flores of World Sports is suffering from early menopause due to excessive work pressure, which is why he keeps making ridiculous predictions, but as a famous football commentator, don’t you know that before the game starts, everything is Is it possible... Oops, I'm sorry, please forgive my incoherence. If you are willing, I hope to make a bet with you. If Real Madrid cannot defeat the Barcelona team that you call the greatest this season, I am willing to kneel down from Santiago Bernabeu to Camp Nou... Do you dare?"

Do you dare?

Lao Li said harsh words!

In fact, what Lao Li most wants to say to the editor-in-chief of World Sports is: Don't pretend to be cool, otherwise you will be struck by lightning; don't pretend to be innocent, or you will be criticized.

However, given that the lethality of this "motto for living in the world", which is full of the wisdom and hard work of the vast number of Chinese netizens, is too shocking, if it is said out, it will definitely make Spanish officials who cannot accept "fresh remarks" furious. As for the tragic ending of being suspended before the game started and dying before the start of the game, Lao Li thought twice and decided to forget it!

But don’t think that Li Tongfan was really mad at the other party’s remarks. Please carefully check this guy’s prerequisites: “If Real Madrid cannot defeat Barcelona after the end of the season…”

What is victory? Li Tongfan's subtext is: As long as Real Madrid can defeat Barcelona once during the season, then I will not climb!

The labor and management have a cheating device in their hands, so they don’t believe that they can’t win even once. At worst, they will consume a few more character points!

Cunningly and greatly...

But how did the media know that Li Tongfan was so shameless? Everyone's first impression was that this fragile young man could not withstand the pressure and went crazy, so the overwhelming ridicule became even worse...

The reason is to add fuel to the fire and never give help when it is needed. This is the consistent fucking style of the football media!

So, poor Flores was fooled. The day after Li Tongfan's column appeared in the newspaper, Comrade Flores did not hesitate to bite the sweet bait spilled by Lao Li!

"If you dare to climb from the Bernabeu to Camp Nou, I dare to climb from Madrid to BJ Tiananmen!"

This is the heroic answer of Flores, the editor-in-chief of World Sports!

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"Oh my god, I can't drown you! If you have the ability, just crawl across the Pacific Ocean! Compete with labor and management. Do you know that the scouting tool shows that Modric has a potential of 189 in FM2007? Do you know Joel Luka's nickname in the game industry? Are you called the number one cheap central defender? Do you know that the labor management has FM-MM? Do you know that the scouting tools of the labor management are better than Sun Monkey’s sharp eyes? You know... forget it, you don’t understand it anyway? , just wait until you become a cripple!"

Seeing that the purpose of his bad joke had been achieved, Li Tongfan smiled and cursed a few secretly, then ignored the reaction of the press and focused on the team's training!

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Still wearing black clothes and black pants, super big sunglasses resting on the bridge of his fairly straight nose all day long, watching assistant coach Grad train the superstars in strict accordance with the so-called "tactics" he compiled from FM2007, Li Tongfan There is a sense of oriental invincibility, "Sunflower in hand, I own the country", a heroic feeling!

Currently, among the 24 members of the first team, as many as 9 are new players who have joined this season. Therefore, we have not seen any short-sighted young people jumping out to challenge the authority of head coach Li Tongbum! The tactics in the game were completely reproduced on the training ground of Madrid Sports City, and all the players were working hard to sweat under the hot sun!

To be honest, when Li Tongfan first came up with this "tactical arrangement", assistant coach Grad still expressed his worries very tactfully, because this tactic was too focused on offense, and there was only one defensive player in the midfield. The defensive midfielder, other attacking midfielders, wingers, and forwards all devote themselves to the attack. If they are counterattacked by the opponent, they will die miserably!

"Don't worry, Grad. We have many talented players. A flash of light is enough to defeat the opponent. Whoever dares to play intensive defense with me, I will press on him and kill him!"

After listening to Li Tongfan's explanation and thinking about the "miracle" of this guy learning Spanish overnight, poor Grad was already a little convinced!

All right! Grad comforted himself in his heart: Maybe this guy from the mysterious ancient Eastern country can really create miracles? Such tactics are not without merit...

Therefore, after using his absolutely professional knowledge to help Li Tongfan make minor repairs to this absolutely unprofessional offensive formation, Grad agreed with the tactical arrangement of rookie Li Tongfan.

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Three days later, the pre-season warm-up match officially began, and the first opponent was La Liga's Osasuna!

This is a La Liga team belonging to Pamplona, ​​Navarra Province, Spain. It was founded on November 17, 1920 and has a history of 86 years. In last season's La Liga, Osasuna became the biggest dark horse. They finished fourth in the league and qualified for the UEFA Champions League knockout rounds.

This team is influenced by the matador plot of the city of Pamplona, ​​where the famous Spanish Running of the Bulls Festival is held. It is famous for its tough playing style and has strong characteristics of the northern team. It is the only member-based team in La Liga. One of 4 teams.

The name "Osasuna" was coined by Benjamin Andoín José Martinez and means health, strength in Basque.

The game was played at the Santiago Bernabéu Stadium, home of Real Madrid. Since the issue of Real Madrid's head coach and signings has been aroused in the press recently, as many as 50,000 Real Madrid fans came to watch the game. Everyone wanted to Let's see what this new head coach who talks arrogantly will achieve!

This game will be broadcast on a small scale by Madrid City Television!

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ps: I apologize to everyone who has been following this book, the plot is too bland! Today I was seeking scriptures from a great man of God, but I didn’t notice that the time passed.

I am working hard to bring the plot to a climax. Please bear with me for a day or two, and I will definitely give you a climax.

Thank you for your support, thank you! Also, in book group 6159252, Xiaodao begged for help with tears in his eyes. After entering, he was not allowed to say the first thing he said: Damn, there are only so many people... Not even the sweat wiping guy...