Football Modifier

According to the communicative behavior theory of Professor Christ of Harvard University, often the closeness and development of the relationship between people are determined by the first thing they did when they first met each other when they did not know each other. Actions, first words spoken, even the first breath of air breathed out...

So it's easy for Wang Qinghe to win the favor of the fans!

Because as a "three good students" who have always been excellent in both morals and academics since kindergarten, Wang Qinghe has mastered a total of 7 foreign languages ​​​​in her 25-year-old life, including Italian, Spanish, and English...

And Wang Qinghe said this sentence just now in authentic Newcastle English!

The gathered fans burst into enthusiastic cheers after a brief moment of collective confusion. For the fans, this simple sentence means that the "God of Newcastle" Mr. Rice Tong has a Chinese girlfriend who also loves Newcastle... …

What a beautiful thing this is!

Beautiful and charming face, smiling expression, impeccable Newcastle dialect, and elegant posture...

On this cold and windy winter afternoon, this beautiful and beautiful girl used her own way to conquer thousands of Newcastle fans outside the Riggbottom training base almost instantly...

Nellie, the newlywed wife of young bus driver John Newton, walked out of the crowd, put a scarf with a black and white plaid pattern and the Magpie Club logo on it around Wang Qinghe's neck, wrinkled the cute little freckles on her nose: "He is We are the eternal pride of Newcastle, and I believe you will be in the near future too... By the way, you will marry Mr. Rice Bucket, right?"

The reporters are still pushing forward desperately...

The fans expressed their blessings to Li Tongfan and Wang Qinghe with loud whistles, ambiguous winks, enthusiastic teasing, and loud puffs of white air!

A training ground not far away.

Fatty Ronaldo and Marcelo smiled mischievously and whispered to the other hammers in unison: "Hey, guys, do you want to know about the coquettish and romantic romance of the boss?

"I think about it...I think about it so much! Ronny, tell me..."

"Yes, yes... Fatty, say it quickly!!"

The fat man touched his bare chin shamelessly: "Well... since I attended Juan's engagement party the day before yesterday, I suddenly felt that the style of Caesar's Palace is very suitable for a cool man like me, but..."

Alan Smith crossed his arms and squeezed out a few words from his mouth with a calm face: "Starting today, I'll ask you ten times..."

"OK!! Alan, you are indeed worthy of the nickname of Newcastle's number one tough guy..."

The fat man ignored the cold, distant expression of the white-haired bad boy. He walked over with a playful smile, put his arms around Smith's shoulders and shook him vigorously. Then he said mysteriously and with confidence -

"...It was a sunny afternoon a long time ago, when Marcelo and Beckham and I went to a shopping mall in Madrid to satisfy the crazy Spanish beauties' requests for autographs and photos...coincidence What's more, we met someone at the door of a boutique lingerie store that none of us had thought of before... Hehe, guess who it is?"

More than twenty little stars with curious eyes all stopped training and gathered around Ronaldo to listen to Ronaldo's story...

Even Alan Shearer, the assistant coach who is extremely stern at the training ground on weekdays, instead of blowing his whistle and scolding the Hammers for being lazy, he quietly came over and stood at the outer edge of the crowd, stretched out his head and listened attentively. with...

And just tens of seconds later, the ear closest to Ronaldo's mouth changed from Alan Smith's ear to Alan Shearer's ear...

The fire of gossip in the assistant coach's heart is burning brightly!

…

"The Chinese girl who conquered Crazy Li with her smile..."

"The mysterious girl behind Crazy Li suddenly showed up at the Rigbolton training base..."

"What kind of girl captures the love of [God on the football field] like this?"

"The mysterious Chinese beauty appeared at the Rigberton training base. She is the legendary Madam Li, the first lady..."

"...[God on the sidelines of football]'s mysterious love was finally exposed. The Chinese girl easily conquered Newcastle, the entertainment capital of England, with his charming smile!!"

"...I harvested love thirteen hours before the peak battle. The power of love makes Mr. Rice Barrel and the Magpie Legion more terrifying from now on..."

"...In the game, he is the iron-fisted coach who commands Ruo Ding and scolds Fang Qiu, and on the road of love, he is the most determined marathon runner in the world, running for eleven years..."

"The most precious information: Listen to Ronaldo tell you the romantic history of Crazy Li..."

"Alan Shearer exclusively revealed: Crazy Li's girl is called Qinghe Wang..."

…

Almost in the blink of an eye, reports about a Chinese girl named Wang Qinghe who fell from the sky were like a sudden and terrifying hurricane that instantly swept across Great Britain and the five major European leagues...

There is no doubt that this mysteriously beautiful Chinese girl who suddenly appeared in the life of Crazy Li aroused great interest from the fans, so much so that she only spent less than 20 minutes appearing at the gate of the Newcastle Rigg Burton training base. He easily stole all the limelight of the upcoming "peak battle" that the whole world is watching!

Thousands of English paparazzi seem to be engaged in a "holy war" related to the life and death of mankind. They are waiting around the clock at the three most likely sites from Crazy Lee's Newcastle villa to the Magpies training base and St. James' Park Stadium. Found where Crazy Li and the girl named Wang Qinghe appeared...

They braved the severe cold and waited in this freezing winter. Even the secret service of the British Military Intelligence Agency felt ashamed under the madness of the paparazzi. The purpose of all this was just to take a few photos that could be published in newspapers. A photo, even the back view of the two Chinese people will do...

For a time, the latest reports about Madman Li and Wang Qinghe refreshed the front page headlines of England's newspapers and periodicals over and over again——

"The Sun" "At 18:00 in the evening, Crazy Li and his girlfriend went out by car..."

"Newcastle Post": "At 18:44 in the evening, Mr. Tong and his girlfriend visited Gill's House supermarket, the largest supermarket in Gilliton..."

"The Sun": "...They went on a crazy shopping spree for half an hour, and then returned to the high-end villa in the DC area of ​​Newcastle City with a full load..."

"Daily Express": "At 20:30 on November 24, Crazy Li left after dinner and drove to the Magpie House Bar, a gathering place for Magpies fans..."

The Sun: “Exclusive: Madman Lee spent a feverish 30 minutes with his girlfriend in a pub... [Football pitchside god] introduces his beautiful girlfriend to excited fans as Newcastle United The fans expressed their blessings to the two people by welcoming the king and queen..."

"The Sun": "At 21:24, countless Magpies fans who heard the news poured into the Magpie House Bar... This is a happy night for Newcastle people!!"

…

People's attention is still being attracted by "Crazy Li's Girl" falling from the sky, but the "peak battle" of the Premier League in the 2008-09 season is quietly approaching!

On the afternoon of November 25th.

After the slippery sun, which refused to release even a little more heat, shuttled through the clouds for a long time, it began to sink quickly under the Newcastle coastline!

The cold wind carried the dead leaves and swirled up and down on the street. Even the cars driving on the street trembled in the howling cold wind...

Except for the artificially planted green pines that are still stubbornly lush, all the other trees and flowers are withered!

The gray clouds in the sky were low, and the entire city of Newcastle was shrouded in a monotonous gray. The temperature was cold, and there were few people on the road. Looking around, it looked desolate and cold...

The city of Newcastle is in cold silence!

Sudden--

Boom...boom...boom! !

The iconic building in the center of Newcastle, the white St. James Park Stadium, suddenly erupted into waves of cheers like waves of anger. This terrifying momentum was like a huge wave of thousands of meters sweeping in anger. Beating the city, wave after wave never stops...

The stands at St James' Park were full!

The huge fluttering black and white flag with the Magpie logo and thousands of jumping heads are the main colors of the stadium stands at this moment, and the one surrounded by four white stands is a piece of green with neat stripes. "Green Jade"...

In less than fifteen minutes, red and white will fight each other on this "green jade"!

The Magpie Legion and the Arsenal, these two "masters" will tell the world with iron and blood: Who is the only king in Europe worthy of a winning streak in the 08-09 season!

In the stadium commentary box.

"...Exciting moments!! The game is about to begin...The last two teams in the five major European leagues in the 2008-09 season that have maintained unbeatable victories since the start of the season will compete in the upcoming ninety minutes. Give us a great game that will determine the final trend of the English Premier League!”

Cester, the famous commentator on England's national television, who served as the commentator on the scene, felt that the blood all over his body was burning and boiling...

As a commentator who has long been labeled as a direct descendant of Crazy Lee, Cester has a strange but clear premonition: This game will definitely become another classic game that Crazy Lee has dedicated to the football world!

"...That's right!! This will be a game destined to become a classic! Both head coaches have reasons to win. Crazy Li's woman came to his side, the Chinese need to prove their bravery to the female, and the French Arsene Wenger even vowed to avenge the 2006-07 Champions League final... Haha, look at it! The fans in the stands of St. James Park Stadium are making waves... The game is not even over yet. At the beginning, they were so excited...it was so fun to explain such a game! Haha!"

Suddenly, a mentally ill "bearded" man appeared next to Cester, grabbed the microphone, and shouted in a weird voice...

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