Football Modifier

This crazy-looking "bearded" guy who suddenly jumped out is called Paul Scheintron!

is the new commentary partner assigned to Cester by national television.

Sester's old partner Gary Lineker flew to the Aegean Sea in the past month because he suddenly stepped on "dog shit" and married a young wife who is more than 20 years younger than him. On vacation!

This guy named Scheintlang, who is only 25 years old, is the most famous football match commentator who has suddenly appeared in the English Premier League in the past three or four months. He has a very vivid and appropriate commentator style. nickname--

"Dirty Talking Commentator"!

That’s right, the “dirty talk commentator”!

In the Premier League, any commentator who becomes famous among many competitors must have his own characteristics, and the young Paul Schentlang has uniquely positioned his own characteristics, that is——

dirty words!

Before Paul Scheintrand, there were countless guys who aspired to become the greatest football commentator in the Premier League and even the world, and they all worked hard to find a different path as a commentator...

Some of them pursue erudition and survey every node of modern football history...

Some people pursue passion and strive to organize the most beautiful and gorgeous language when explaining...

Some people pursue speed and hold rocks in their mouths to the point where hundreds or even thousands of English letters burst out of their mouths every second...

Some people pursue distance and practice their lung capacity to be greater than that of the best divers, so that they can chant the English word "GOAL" that appears most frequently on the football field for an incredible 4 seconds without breathing. Minutes 23 seconds…

However, the road to becoming the best football commentator is always full of cutthroat competition!

Therefore, some of these people succeeded and others failed after they made a determined effort. However, Paul Scheintron, who was only 25 years old, unexpectedly found a shortcut to become famous overnight, thus easily standing out among many competitors. , almost every fan who has heard him commentate on the game will firmly remember the name "Schntron"!

Paul Scheintron’s method is——

dirty words!

Swear words are something indecent, but if they are packaged with a very clever emotional means and language skills, and delivered to every spectator watching the football match at the right time, then you will Success!

Because the fanatical fans will only think that every "dirty word" you say is to help them vent their feelings of ecstasy or great sadness!

"...Shit, you didn't even fucking save the ball?"

"Oh, God, let this guy with eyes that grow into his asshole eat shit. He can't even shoot into the empty goal, but he still has the nerve to claim that he is a striker?"

"Idiot! This guy is a complete fucking idiot! He should be sent to a mental hospital for treatment instead of standing on the sidelines directing a football game... Dear guys, let's stand up together Middle finger, say to that bastard: Go to hell, bitch!”

This is Paul Scheintron's commentary style.

Fans will always remember such a commentator, and even like him in their hearts, because he can shout out the strongest feelings in their hearts into a microphone on their behalf...

Roar heartily!

Yell whatever you want! !

Roar without restraint! ! !

Yell someone to do whatever you want! ! ! !

You must know that in many cases, fans do not need a commentator to "talk" a certain highlight shot with a smooth tone and a calm tone in an unrelated capacity. Football is a passionate and men's sport, so any What fans want to hear more is the powerful and personalized scolding and praise from Schentron...

Today, "dirty commentator" Paul Schent will commentate on Crazy Lee's game for the first time since his rise to fame.

Although as a senior, [British Traitor] Sester is not interested in the commentary style of this "dirty-talking commentator", but he still wants to know if this bearded man can find a suitable reason to complain to the omnipotent madman Li Swearing dirty words...

What a fun challenge this will be!

…

"...No one can doubt the loyalty of Newcastle fans,"

"We are the most loyal magpies!"

"Newcastle is our favourite,"

"For no other reason..."

"Just because we have Newcastle in our blood."

"We chanted the name at St James' Park -"

"NEWCASTLE!!!!!"

In the stands, more than 60,000 Newcastle fans, wearing large black and white sword-striped shirts over down jackets, held the club's scarves in the air with both hands and were singing this most popular fan song at St. James' Park...

Countless black and white scarves and towering arms outline a beautiful pattern that the city of Newcastle is most proud of. The fans hold Newcastle's scarves high, just like the most devout Christians holding up their own. Life is more precious than the Holy Cross...

At this moment, every breath from more than 60,000 mouths exhales pieces of white air in the cold air, almost covering the entire stadium in an instant...

St. James' Park turned into the most brutal Shura battlefield!

The crazy Newcastle fans were waiting for the enemy from North London to step onto the devil's home field prepared for them!

Suddenly...

The passionate singing quickly fell, and the fans in the stands took down the scarves raised above their heads and wrapped them around their necks, and then cheered like a tsunami...

The warriors of the two warring parties are on the field!

At the entrance of the player tunnel.

The referee and the linesmen came out first, and behind them came the [Lightning Killer] Michael Owen with the captain's armband on his arm and Arsenal's midfield core Fabregas...

"Guys, now let's welcome our most heroic and greatest tacticians..."

"Michael... Owen!!!"

"Alan... Smith!!!"

"Juan... Mata!!!"

"Ronaldo!!!"

"Lucas... Portolski!!!"

With the high and distant roar of the on-site commentator, every Newcastle player who walked out of the tunnel received a tsunami-like cheer. When Li Tongfan walked out of the player's tunnel, the huge sound wave seemed to be a tangible object blowing in his face, driving the cold wind of the winter night...

Old Li shook hands with Professor Wenger very gracefully...

Then, Turning around and waving to the North Stand of St. James Park, the stands immediately cheered...

"Crazy Lee is waving to his fanatical supporters!!"

The TV commentator Sester said casually, and suddenly found that something seemed wrong on the screen: "Oh, wait... Director, give the camera again... Oh, who is this? Haha, is it really Qinghe-Wang?"

The broadcast camera soon aimed at the direction where Crazy Lee just waved...

I saw a young girl wearing a bright red down jacket sitting in the crowded fans, smiling and beautiful, holding up the Newcastle club scarf in her hand and shouting something with a group of tough men...

That scarf was given to Wang Qinghe by bus driver John Newton's newlywed wife Nelly when they first met at the gate of Rigberton training base yesterday!

"Oh oh oh oh oh, it's really Mad Lee's mysterious girlfriend!! I didn't expect that she is also a crazy Newcastle fan, and her fanatical expression is no less than any of her veteran fans who have been playing for decades..."

"...I have to admit that I originally thought that even if Mad Lee's girlfriend appeared at the scene to watch the game, she should appear in the VIP box in the warm place, instead of sitting in the stands in the severe cold of minus three degrees Celsius, mixed with a group of sweaty, swearing, middle-fingered and hideous men shouting and laughing!"

"A smart and beautiful woman, at least her wonderful performance today is enough to conquer any picky and demanding fan in Newcastle..."

Even [dirty commentator] Paul Schentran said for a long time: "Mad Lee is so damn lucky, he has a lovely girlfriend..."

...

Force——

When the two commentators were still paying attention to "Mad Lee's girl", the referee Atkinson blew the whistle to start the game in the spotlight...

The fight has begun!

The Gunners, who were playing away, kicked off first.

Togolese [Little Monster] Adebayo stretched out his long legs and kicked the ball to the "midfield core" Fabregas behind him, and then strode towards Newcastle's goal with his striker partner [penalty zone fox] Eduardo Silva...

Fabregas, who received the ball, did not stop the attack immediately, but after continuous passing with his midfield partner "Zidane II" Nasri, he beautifully shook off the symbolic harassment and pressing of Newcastle's forwards, and started sprinting with the ball...

At this time, something no one expected happened--

Newcastle's night sky suddenly began to snowflakes from some unknown time!

Pieces of white snowflakes were like white elves falling from the sky, floating and falling on St. James' Park, and the white and sparkling flying in the night sky under the strong light was very beautiful...

The fans in the stands cheered softly!

This is people's heartfelt love for the first snow of this winter...

But Arsenal's head coach Professor Wenger, who was in the visiting team's command seat, was not so happy--

The famous French coach cursed softly: "God!! This damn England National Television weather forecast... Didn't it say that it would only be sunny and cloudy? Why did it suddenly snow?

After just a few minutes, a layer of faint white mist had floated on the green lawn with a geothermal system...

That was the mist formed after the snowflakes melted!

At least from the current situation, it seems that it is not a light snow that is coming!

Although the snow now will not affect the progress of the game, the snowflakes flying all over the sky have reminded more than 70,000 people in the stadium--

The snow battle has arrived!

This "peak battle" that all of Europe is watching will undoubtedly become a snow battle!

Professor Wenger endured the irritability in his heart and stood up from the coaching seat and walked to the sidelines, thinking about how to adjust Arsenal's tactics.

Because when the snow falls more and more and the grass field becomes slippery, the Gunners' technical movements and receiving passes will change, and the success rate of passing or dribbling will be greatly reduced!

This is a nightmare for the Gunners who are used to ground cooperation!

For the sake of insurance, head coach Wenger should change the team's on-field tactics as soon as possible, but the current tactics are the result of his and Arsenal's first-team coaching staff's hard work for a week...

Wenger is still hesitating.

He glanced at the court casually, and his pupils suddenly shrank!

Because the French coach saw something incredible! ——

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