Football Modifier

"Li, do you think it's time for us to make substitutions?"

Assistant coach Alan Shearer sneaked up to him at some point. While looking around, he whispered: "Fat Man and Andre still haven't called. Why don't we replace him first and let Michael go up and play?" Give it a kick..."

"MLGBD, no change, no change," Li Tongfan gritted his teeth and rejected Shearer's idea: "I don't believe it. I really can't score a goal today! Ranieri, this old man, plays with me in the iron barrel formation. I will definitely do it today." I want to slap you against the wall and you won’t be able to pick it off, hehe..."

If such a dream strike partner with aliens and nuclear warheads can't even score a goal, then the joke will be too big. The sultry man feels that he can't afford to lose such a person...

Seeing that there was not much time left, Li Tongfan hurried to the sidelines and made gestures repeatedly. Newcastle's offense immediately became open and close, and a steady stream of passes continued to transport forwards. Ronaldo and Shevchenko would get the ball from their teammates in almost ten seconds...

"I don't believe it, you can't score a goal with the ball!"

77th minute.

Juan Mata's cross from the wing, Shevchenko shook his head and rubbed his head in front of him, and the football followed his golden hair and instantly rushed to the gap in the back...

Juventus center back Chiellini and 'the world's number one goalkeeper' Buffon did not expect that the nuclear warhead would handle the ball like this. At this moment, they were both stunned by Shevchenko's clever pass. opened……

At this time, with such an opportunity, even if there is a female rabbit squatting in the gap at the back point who cannot kick the ball, she can easily send the football into the goal...

Unfortunately, the fat alien Ronaldo, who was the partner of the nuclear warhead, obviously did not expect that Shevchenko could send the football over in that situation, so he did not follow him at all, but delayed near the penalty spot, preparing to look for it. Second chance…

The goal was so close, yet it just passed by!

84th minute.

Ronaldo received Arshavin's penetrating diagonal pass from the wing, used his speed to get rid of Juventus full-back Grigra, and then quickly changed direction and cut into the penalty area...

Faced with the siege of two Juventus center backs, Ronaldo did not choose to pass the ball, but suddenly turned again, gently pulled the ball out, and began to wipe it near the baseline...

After attracting enough defensive players' attention, he instantly used an incredible toe pass to send the football out of the crowd...

This is a wonderful overhead pass!

Not only did he deceive the Juventus defenders, but he also made Buffon, the world’s number one goalkeeper, helpless. The football flew high and Buffon tried his best to jump up, but he did not touch the football...

Later, it was an empty goal again!

Even a newly born Australian female kangaroo can send a football through the door with just a slight jump...

Golden opportunity!

However, this time the person who wasted the opportunity was Shevchenko!

The nuclear warhead obviously thought that Ronaldo would send the football to the back of the penalty area with an inverted triangle grass-cutting cross from the bottom line. So, this time, he also dragged it to the penalty spot, waiting for Ronaldo's pass!

"...What an opportunity!! What a pity!!"

"... Ronaldo and Shevchenko can create a lot of scoring opportunities, but every time they partner up, they will misunderstand what he means. It seems that they need more games to run in before they can find a tacit understanding between each other... However, , I think Crazy Li should change his role at this time, and Owen may be a good choice!"

Sester excitedly pounded the table in the commentary box and cried out in regret.

Newcastle fans also became nervous and impatient at this time.

However, they also seem to be more willing to see sparks between Ronaldo and Shevchenko and score goals through cooperation, so every time the two superstars get the ball, whether the breakthrough is successful or failed, the cheers of St. James It never stops...

In the 86th minute, the substitution came!

To everyone's surprise, Crazy Li did not touch Ronaldo and Shevchenko, but replaced [Tsar] Arshavin, whose physical strength was severely reduced, and replaced him with [Prince of Cologne] Podolski, and Argentina midfielder Fernando - Gago replaced German teenager Khedira...

Li Tongfan's intention is obviously to strengthen the offense, hoping that Podolski's abundant physical strength and Gago's aura of direct passes in the middle can create opportunities for the team...

The following game proved that this substitution was another on-the-spot adjustment that allowed the Mensao Man to make enough money to pretend to be 13——

In the 3rd minute of stoppage time, Juan Mata took a corner kick from the wing. Shevchenko's header from the center was knocked out by Buffon's double punch. Chiellini took advantage of the situation to make a clearance outside the penalty area, but was beside him. Ronaldo’s interference didn’t allow him to kick too far…

The football fell to Fernando Gago outside the penalty area!

At this time, the Argentine midfielder finally showed his compelling aura as 'Redondo II' - he did not choose to play the ball immediately, but took the ball and attracted the Juventus players from the penalty area. After pressing hard from outside the penalty area, he suddenly pushed the ball with a highly concealed arch of his foot...

The football was like a naughty kitten, meowing happily and scurrying between Grigra and Chiellini!

Immediately afterwards, a black and white figure came in from behind like a whirlwind, and directly kicked the door...

Faced with such a close shot, even though Buffon is known as the world's best goalkeeper, there is nothing he can do...

"... Gago! There is still a chance... pass... Podolski... Podoltiki... Podolski!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!! The most brutal shot, the speed of football to the naked eye It’s hard to tell…”

"...Faced with such a shot, Buffon, the patron saint of Juventus, is helpless! Goal, 1:0!!"

"...G——O——A——L!!!!!! This is an incredible victory. Podolski's goal defeated Juventus! When the team needs it most, Prince Polti, who has become a stable scoring point for Newcastle this season, has shown his value. In the star-studded Magpies team, Prince Polti is no worse than anyone else!”

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The 1:0 victory over Juventus gave Newcastle a head start in advancing to the second knockout round of the UEFA Cup...

However, this advantage is not very obvious!

Raniera's team pushed Madman Lee into a very embarrassing situation at St. James' Park. In the game for more than 90 minutes, the Magpies, who had always swept away their opponents with the momentum of strong winds in the past, this time, Facing the Italian defense, I didn't take much advantage...

The super-dream-level striker combination of "alien + nuclear warhead" that fans and the media had high hopes for before the game did not show the goal-scoring ability consistent with its reputation. It was even worse than what the two of them showed when fighting alone. threaten……

"Newcastle's dream striker is just a joke!" ! ! 》

"Crazy Li Fengxian's transformation failed, and it is difficult for the magpie to get rid of Owen's dependence"

"Ronaldo + Shevchenko = zero goals!" ! 》

The media couldn't wait to start pouring cold water on the latest striker of the Magpies. At first, they only analyzed the technical characteristics of Ronaldo and Shevchenko that it was difficult for the two superstars to coexist on the court. Who knew that later, under the instigation of some people with ulterior motives? , things developed to a strange extent——

"Ronaldo: I hate the way Shevchenko plays!" 》

"Working with Ronaldo is a pain, says Shevchenko"

"Revealing the contradictions of the Magpies' luxurious striker combination, it is difficult for two superstars to coexist"

I don’t know which media was the first to break the ‘conflict’ between Ronaldo and Shevchenko, and it was immediately rumored.

After comparing the obvious coordination errors between the aliens and the nuclear warheads in the game against Juventus, the media analyzed the cause of the matter in depth from the "most professional" perspective. Under the overwhelming reports, even Li Tongfan After reading the newspaper, I almost thought that there was really some conflict between the two big hammers over killing their wives and seizing their children...

This is not the end.

Since Michael Owen, the flagship figure of the Magpies' front line, did not get a chance to play for one minute in such an important game against Juventus, some media came out to speculate confidently that after two years of cooperation, After that, the honeymoon period between [Lightning Killer] and [Football Stadium Becomes God] is over...

"The generals are at odds, and Newcastle is experiencing frequent civil strife"

"The competition for forwards is fierce, and the cruel reality causes Irving to be separated"

"Civil unrest breaks out in the St. James locker room, Crazy Lee faces the biggest crisis since coaching"

"Benitez is very interested in Owen, Golden Boy may return to Anfield"

"Ferguson Quotes Flash Killer"

"Abramovich writes a check for Michael Owen!" 》

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In such a "bleak wind and cold rain", Newcastle is about to face the heavyweight opponent in the Premier League - the Red Devils Manchester United!

The godfather of the generation, Sir Alex Ferguson, expressed his deepest sympathy for the situation in which Lee Tong-bum came in. He said: "Every team will have highs and lows. I believe that crazy Lee can handle this civil unrest. The locker room needs iron." To maintain discipline, for those players who like to create conflicts, my suggestion is to directly remove them from the team..."

Li Tongfan was delighted!

"I'm going to kill you, you old Scottish fox, you think I'm really a fool, aren't you clearly fanning the flames... Play psychological warfare with me, see if I don't kill you!"

As the match date approaches day by day, the atmosphere of the war becomes more and more intense, and the air in the streets and alleys of Newcastle is filled with a strong smell of gunpowder smoke...

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Fourth update, fifth update later.

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