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At this time, Uncle Ferguson stood up and spoke again——

"... Owen is a very good striker. He is one of the great players in English history. If he wants to leave Newcastle, then Manchester United will be the club that welcomes him most, and will join the three lions like Rooney and Owen." It is my dream to copy the Legion partnership to Old Trafford!”

This is a blatant poaching of Lao Li's "socialist corner"!

Manchester United is currently 5 points behind Newcastle in the Premier League standings. If they can win at Old Trafford on March 14, the gap between the two teams will be narrowed to 2 points.

Moreover, the Magpies will face strong teams such as Chelsea, Juventus, and Arsenal in the next games. Although Crazy Li seems to be invincible, there is still hope...

A heroic figure like Ferguson will never give up hope of catching up because of the strength of his opponent!

What's more, now it seems that uncontrollable civil strife has really broken out in Newcastle, because since the media reports, neither Crazy Li nor the person involved, Ronaldo, etc., have taken the initiative to respond...

Hope is just around the corner!

As a result, Mr. Ferguson's psychological tactics never stopped.

Almost every day, you can see the old Scottish man expressing his opinions about Newcastle in the newspapers. It seems that the old man transformed from the Red Devils coach to the craziest Magpies fan overnight——

"Newcastle can beat civil unrest..."

"Crazy Li should take tough measures..."

"Ronaldo is jealous of Shevchenko..."

"Old Trafford welcomes Owen..."

"Perhaps, due to the conflict in the locker room when Newcastle returns to defense, Crazy Li should change the team's tactics..."

Until March 4, when the Newcastle team arrived in Manchester, and at the pre-match press conference more than three hours before the game started, Ferguson still did not forget to express his "concern" for Crazy Lee——

"...I think he must be working very hard these days. If something like this happens to me, I will definitely have insomnia every night...I hope Li has found the rhythm of the game, because today's game will be a great one for him." This is the most difficult game in my coaching career..."

Faced with provocations from his opponents, Madman Li, who always retaliates, later attended a press conference and said sadly to Manchester United: "Thank you very much Sir Alex Ferguson for your concern. I think I will be able to handle the change from Newcastle." Room conflicts..."

The reporters at the scene almost dropped their chins!

Crazy Lee's statement was Newcastle's first official response to the 'Conflict in the St. James locker room'. All previous controversies finally disappeared at this moment. It seems that the so-called 'contradiction' was not fabricated by the media. …

Looking at Crazy Li's sad face, even with dark circles under his eyes, the reporters realized: Maybe, this time, Newcastle is really in big trouble...

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When the setting sun in Manchester begins to tilt below the ground, Father Sun, who is like a red-hot round iron, can only reveal half of his face, the 30th focus game of the Premier League - Old Trafford The battle of Ford has finally begun!

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Referee Weber blew the whistle to start the game.

The home team Manchester United took the lead in kicking off, and Xiaorou knocked the football to his partner Bulgarian striker Berbatov...

At this time, the last ray of light of the sun on March 14 finally disappeared on the roof of Old Trafford, and the packed stadium looked at him with applause like a roaring tsunami...

On the coaching bench of Manchester United, Sir Alex Ferguson was happily chewing gum. After chewing it for a dozen times, he took the time to look at his opponents in the distance triumphantly...

He already knows everything that happened at the press conference!

Ferguson did not expect that Newcastle would actually have a conflict under the psychological warfare offensive between the English media and himself!

Looking at Crazy Li in the distance, he still had a sad look on his face, with those two dark circles hanging on his face, just like China's national treasure giant panda, Ferguson suddenly felt that in the confrontation with Crazy Li, Victory has never been so close to me...

Also feeling anxious was Sester, a loyal fan of Crazy Lee——

"...The game has begun! Crazy Lee gave up the strike combination of Ronaldo and Shevchenko today. [Flash Killer] Michael Owen appeared in the starting lineup. Some people predict that in order to ease the conflict between Ronaldo and Shevchenko, To appease Irving, Crazy Lee will definitely do this. Now it seems that they guessed it right! Irving and Ronaldo appeared together on the front line. It seems that Shevchenko, who had just arrived, was abandoned by Crazy Li. This is no wonder, after all, Ronaldo is a madman! Li has been coaching since the beginning, and the relationship between them is much deeper than that between players and coaches!”

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65 minutes later.

Ferguson felt chilled all over. The white light shining from the Old Trafford ceiling was so dazzling that it was even difficult for him to open his eyes...

At this moment, the old Scottish man couldn't help but swallowed with a "Gulu" sound in his throat, and the eighth piece of chewing gum he was chewing was swallowed by him unintentionally...

On the field, [Flash Killer] Michael Irving was showing off his signature celebration, like a giant bomber that successfully completed its bombing mission, soaring in the Theater of Dreams with open arms, under Irving's hand!

More than 70,000 Red Devils, who not long ago were confidently looking forward to a legendary victory that could be recorded in the history of football, can only look at their opponents with dumbfounded expressions at this moment, helplessly watching their opponents run wild on their territory. celebration...

On the giant electronic scoreboard at the top of Old Trafford, the score of 3:0 is so dazzling that there is only the same name behind every goal——

9 minutes, Michael Owen!

18 minutes, Michael Owen! !

65 minutes, Michael Owen! ! !

Standing 1.7 meters tall in a green field where macho men gather, he can only be described in one word, that is, thin. However, this thin figure is the most majestic existence that night and needs everyone to look up to!

Michael Owen gave a dreamlike performance worthy of this stage at the Dream Theater tonight!

Performing a hat-trick at Old Trafford is a lifelong dream pursued by thousands of football players around the world. Today, at Old Trafford, Owen's back has become the goal they can only chase!

Today, the best team and the best players are performing here!

After the goal celebration on the field, Li Tongfan replaced the goal hero with Shevchenko. The audience at Old Trafford stood up and applauded. The Red Devils stood up from their seats and applauded Irving. Although they are enemies, obviously Owen's wonderful performance conquered everyone...

"...Owen was substituted, and the whole Old Trafford was captivated by [the Lightning Killer's] performance, a long-distance run on the counterattack, a header that beat national teammate Rio Ferdinand, a rare The long-range shot from outside the penalty area... Every goal Irving scored in the game was so exciting that it made people tremble!”

Sester almost screamed with a trill——

"Even the fans of Manchester United are applauding Owen. In the Newcastle team, the alien Ronaldo also enjoyed such treatment. Ronaldo also scored a hat-trick in the Champions League for Real Madrid that year and also won Over the applause of Manchester United fans..."

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Ferguson's heart was filled with shock and doubt!

"How could this happen? How could a team that was stuck in a conflict in the locker room be so powerful? This absolutely shouldn't be the case... In the first 60 minutes, Manchester United, who was playing at home, was completely helpless. Whether it is in terms of ball control, shooting, threatening kicks, corner kicks or the number of fouls, Manchester United is almost at a disadvantage in all technical statistics..."

At this time, Ferguson suddenly discovered that that damn lunatic Li was not far away, winking at him...

Seeing Ferguson looking over, Li Tongfan took a bottle of mineral water from Alan Shearer with a smile, then poured out the water, stood there and washed his face...

For a moment, Ferguson was stunned!

Because he discovered that the dark circles in Crazy Li's eye sockets quickly disappeared without a trace after being washed with water...

"What exactly is going on?"

The Scottish uncle felt that his heart was about to explode.

Seeing Ferguson's wide-eyed expression as if he had seen a ghost, Li Tongfan and Alan Shearer looked at each other. The two bitches simultaneously put their hands on their hips and laughed shamelessly. Their laughing shoulders were shaking up and down like swings. stop……

"Ha, Wahahahahaha...Alan, you are so shameless, you can even think of such a naughty idea..."

"Hey, how about it? What a brilliant idea, I fooled everyone!"

Hiller winked. In Li Tongfan's opinion, this guy's face was full of sluts. Shearer continued triumphantly: "I have already said that using your wife's cosmetics to make a smoky look like dark circles can definitely deceive Ferguson... Haha, he likes to play psychological warfare, let's use it, I I think after he saw the dark circles under your eyes, he must have thought that you were going crazy with worry, hahahaha!”

"...I have been made a little shameless by you!" A shameless and sultry man said shamelessly: "Hey, this joke is a bit too big. I see Ferguson covering his heart with his hand, so don't make it. Heart disease or something..."

Alan Shearer curled his lips indifferently: "Don't worry, the old man has a nuclear-powered pacemaker installed in his heart, so he can withstand it very well!"

Li Tongfan thought so too.

Shearer has never been too fond of Ferguson, probably because they are naturally incompatible...

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The fifth update. Sixth update later.

Again, Daozi cried bitterly and begged for a monthly ticket.

Recently, I have developed arthritis in my knees while riding a motorcycle.