Fox in the Penalty Area
Chapter 110 The Laughter Where No One Laughs
When Hu Lai and Sun Haomin ran forward together, ready to meet the grabbing spot, the commentator He Feng saw that Hu Lai suddenly lost his balance and fell forward. He immediately realized that Sun Haomin must have made some tricks , hurriedly shouted: "Eh! Eh?! Eh!!!"
As if he was on the field, shouting like this can remind the referee to pay attention to this scene in front of the goal...
But he said "eh", and saw the football hoisted into the Korean team's goal with a strange arc!
"Hey beautiful——!!!"
He Feng protracted his voice and roared, from protesting dissatisfaction to surprise, the transition was very natural.
"Hu Lai! Hu Lai! Hat-trick! He completed the hat-trick!! Beautiful!! National team debut! Playing Korea! Hat-trick!! There is no more memorable debut performance than this!! Hu Lai ! This young man who was still questioned before the game responded to those doubts and rumors with three wonderful goals!"
Even a steady commentator like He Feng couldn't help talking about the turmoil before the game, of course, because Hu Lai's performance gave him confidence - if someone is dissatisfied with his commentary, he can justifiably speak out. Go back:
It was you who said that Hu Lai got into the Olympic team through the back door through the back door. Now that he has a hat-trick, you still have the face to jump out and question what I said is wrong? I can fuck you!
Of course, he didn't dare to say the last sentence no matter how excited he was, he could only yell in his heart.
Shen Lang, the sports commentator of Tengfei Video, has much less scruples, not to mention that he is already famous in the commentary circle for his ability to speak out.
"Big Mouth" Shen Lang was laughing wildly: "Hahahaha!! Hu Lai! Hat-trick! Look! Look! Open your eyes and see! Who said before the game why this kid entered the Olympic team? Why? Just this! A hat-trick against the South Korean team! For the first time in the history of Chinese football in 41 years! Does he not deserve to be in the Olympic team? Who is he not worthy of? You deserve it? "
The barrage is also crazy:
"Brother Lang, remove the 'key'! Be confident!"
"Let's get the keys! How many do you get!"
"No! You are not worthy!"
"Hahaha! Brother Lang has a key!"
"Brother Lang scolded well! Scolded those fake fans to death! I don't usually watch football, and there is something wrong with Chinese football. They scolded the most fiercely! Are they doing it for Chinese football? They just use Chinese football as a spittoon!"
At this moment, even though there may be some "stubborn elements" on the Internet who feel that Hu Lai is not worthy to replace Guan Xinyan in the Olympic team, they dare not speak out at this time.
Under such momentum, rotting in stinky ditches and rotten mud ponds is their best destination. At the very least, they can nourish the earth, and at least they have not wasted the food consumed in the past few decades.
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In front of the South Korean team's gate at the World Cup Stadium in Seoul, Hu Lai, who had fallen to the ground, got up from the ground and ran to the corner flag area.
This time he didn't use his signature moves, but ran, staggered, flapped his hands, and swung the windmill. In the end, he still couldn't maintain his balance and fell headlong. Then there was a low-altitude dive and gliding celebration on the turf that once hosted the World Cup opening ceremony!
And this is exactly after Sun Haomin bumped into him,
An action ridiculed by all Korean fans. It was also the action in which he hit the football into the goal after being bumped by Sun Haomin.
This time he showed this set of moves in front of the fans again. In just three minutes, this was the third time.
Aren't you laughing at my embarrassment? It's okay, come on, uncle will show you one more time, keep laughing, laugh enough! Whoever doesn't laugh is my grandson!
But this time, no one laughed...
In other words, no one among the Korean fans laughed, and everyone looked at him mournfully.
On the contrary, in the stand where the Chinese women's football team was located, someone laughed.
"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha!" Li Qingqing looked up to the sky and smiled, her thoughts were clear and her body and mind were happy.
Well done, Holly!
But she was the only one laughing, and the teammates around her were all stunned at Hu Lai who was lying on the ground.
"He... completed the hat-trick?" Xu Wen asked involuntarily. Although she saw it with her own eyes, she still felt that it was not true and wanted to find someone to confirm it.
No one answered her, because everyone else was still in a daze.
Xu Wen heard Li Qingqing's laughter, and looked back at her roommate, she smiled so happily, that ponytail trembled...
I have never seen Li Qingqing like this!
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"Fuck - awesome!!!"
In the bar, I don't know how many people shouted such a sentence at the same time.
Someone even stood on a chair and kept waving his arms, reflecting his figure like a group of demons dancing on the projection screen. Looking at it this way, it looks like a picture taken from behind the stands...
"Come down! Stop me from watching TV!"
"Look at the fart! Hu Lai is awesome and it's over!"
The bar was noisy and chaotic.
Yan Yan's roommates surrounded him, very emotional.
"Brother Yan! Uncle Yan! I really believe in you! Hu Lai is amazing! He must be the chosen son!!"
"Let me tell you, Lao Yan, if the Chinese team wins the South Korean team in this game, I will take care of your clothes for this semester!"
"I'm in charge of cooking for you!"
"I'll help you pick up the courier!"
"Brother Yan, you will be the king of our dormitory from now on!"
Yan Yan put away the stunned expression after seeing Hu Lai's goal just now, and waved his hands lightly with a masterful demeanor: "Small things, small things! Brothers are so sincere, I can't refuse, I'm up to you!"
At the same time, his other hand under the table still couldn't stop shaking with excitement...
Damn it, Hu Lai, you are not the chosen one, you are the son of the plane!
Is the "Korea-phobia" that has been invincible against Korea for 41 years going to be cured by you with three goals? !
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Luo Kai sat in the living room of the rental house, staring at the TV screen in a daze.
The plot shouldn't be like this...
The world shouldn't be like this...
It's obvious that my talent is higher, and it's obvious that I have always attracted the most attention since I was a child.
But why was he the one who led the Dongchuan Middle School team to the national championship, the one who scored the first goal in the professional league, and the one who scored the goal in the Chinese team match now!
And it's a hat trick! The opponent is still fucking South Korea!
This should have been my script...it was my plot!
In Luo Kai's mind, there were already so many question marks swiping the screen.
Becoming the first player to make the leap from school football to professional football, did he do something wrong?
Did I make a mistake by choosing the Thunderbolt Club of the Chinese Super League instead of the Chinese Premier League team?
Until now, Luo Kai thinks that he is better than Hu Lai in all aspects, but he just lacks a platform to show off. If he had come out of Leiden earlier and sought a loan to the Chinese League One, would he appear on TV now? Is it me, not Hu Lai?
He was not reconciled when he thought of the person he didn't look down on at school at the beginning, but now he was getting farther and farther away.
The new season of the Chinese League One has started, and I will prove to everyone that I, Luo Kai, will never lose to Hu Lai!
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The slow-motion replay of Hu Lai's goal just now has begun to be played in the TV broadcast.
Now everyone can see clearly that when Hu Lai was grabbing the spot, Sun Haomin did push him with his shoulder, causing him to lose his center of gravity and jump forward.
In order to maintain his balance, Hu Lai tried his best to swing his hands and legs just like before, but with this swing of his legs, he just knocked the football up and knocked the football out of an arc.
The soccer ball flew over the head of South Korean goalkeeper Kim Hyun-yoon, who was blocking the angle of the shot, and flew high, leaving Kim Hyun-yoon with no chance to jump up and block it with his hands.
After that, it fell into the goal from the back corner...
"Haha!" He Feng couldn't help laughing after seeing this scene, "I don't know if Sun Haomin regrets it now? Maybe if he didn't push this, Hu Lai might not be able to score! But he pushed , it became an indirect assist, and it still assisted such a beautiful goal! The scorpion swayed its tail! The best goal of this East Asian Cup is scheduled!"
It seemed that the live broadcast director and He Feng thought of a place to go, and right after He Feng finished speaking, the TV broadcast cut the close-up to Sun Haomin.
The main central defender of the Korean Olympic team stood in front of his own goal, looked at the football in the goal, and then turned his attention to Hu Lai who had fallen to the ground.
Then he closed his eyes in pain.
"Can't bear to look straight! Haha! Can't bear to look straight!" Shen Lang laughed heartily, "Whether it's Hu Lai's goal or celebration, Sun Haomin can't bear to look directly at it! Damn it! Let you play tricks! Didn't expect it? ! Thank you!"
A colorful "Thank you" floated across the barrage, like ribbons at a celebration.
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Hu Lixin found that his wife had pulled out a plastic bag out of nowhere, and then grabbed the peanuts, melon seeds and sugar on the coffee table and put them in the plastic bag.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"Take it to work, and share my happiness with my colleagues in the office tomorrow!" Xie Lan said happily, "My son scored a hat-trick in the national team competition, we must celebrate it, and share sugar with them tomorrow. Let them be happy too!"
"Are you..." Hu Lixin rolled his eyes.
"As for it, quite as for it. I found out that if you don't talk about some things and want to keep a low profile, the result is that some people don't open their eyes and really think you have no strength!" Xie Lan said while putting candy in a plastic bag.
Seeing his wife like this, Hu Lixin shook his head.
"Hey, do you want to decorate as well and distribute it to your colleagues?" Xie Lan turned around and asked.
Hu Lixin quickly waved his hands: "I'll forget it, there is no such thing as Sister Wang in your unit among our colleagues."
Xie Lan didn't persuade him either, and continued to grab candy, peanuts and melon seeds by the handful while humming.
"...We people, I am so happy tonight..."
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Ran Jiachang got up from his seat, walked up to Shi Wuyin and asked, "Xiao Shi, Hu Lai has performed a hat-trick, can he be replaced now?"
Shi Wuyin still had the happy smile on his face, and said to Ran Jiachang: "I have already asked Tan Yunlong to warm up, and I will be back in a few minutes, and then I will replace Hu Lai. Leader Ran, don't worry, this Baby, I am very rare, and I will definitely not let him have any troubles..."
"That's good, that's good." Ran Jiachang nodded again and again, and he didn't return to his seat after speaking, but stood beside Shi Wuyin, standing shoulder to shoulder with him, looking at Hu Lai on the field.
He's already being pulled up by his teammates, everyone scrambling to get up and hug him.
"He has already won everyone's respect. I think we don't need to make any more statements. If the three goals in this game can't prove his strength, it's just a joke!" Ran Jiachang murmured.
"No, Team Leader Ran, the statement is still to be issued." Shi Wuyin stood beside him with his arms crossed and said.
Ran Jiachang turned to look at him.
"We want to seek justice for Hu Lai, we must do what we have to do, we must say what we have to say, and this time..." At this point, Shi Wuyin laughed, "We can be tougher. Chinese football can be tougher. gone."
Ran Jiachang asked, "Xiao Shi, this competition is not over yet, if we don't win in the end..."
Shi Wuyin said: "Team leader Ran, let me leave my words here. If we can't win this game, I will resign to you after the game is over!"
Ran Jiachang quickly waved his hand: "It's not, it's not... To be honest, I don't care about the result of the game now, just what I got in this game is enough to make me happy for a long time."
But Shi Wuyin seemed to be very persistent. He gritted his teeth and said, "We will definitely win, Team Leader Ran. Look at it, the 41-year-old Korean-phobia will come to an end today!"
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