Fox in the Penalty Area
Chapter 159 Cultural Export
Hu Lai's brace gave Leeds City a three-goal lead over Wiggerston in the first half. This score reassured many Leeds City fans in the stands-basically a win!
But after the start of the second half, Wijston quickly pulled back a goal.
Just six minutes into the second half, Wiggleston's striker John Joe scored in front of the goal and rewritten the score to 1:3.
On the sidelines, Wiggerston coach Roger Beale rushed out of the coach's bench excitedly and shook his fist at the stands of the Flanders Stadium.
During the intermission, he told his players in the locker room, don't think about the score, don't think about winning or losing, put down all the burdens, and fight Leeds City in the away game.
"...Aren't they good at attacking? Then we will fight against them! Let's see who has the last laugh!"
So at the beginning of the second half, Wijston turned away and took advantage of the kick-off opportunity to launch a fierce attack on Leeds City's goal.
And really caught Leeds City by surprise, and scored a goal in just six minutes!
"Aha! This game is really interesting!" Cox, as a neutral commentator, said in a tone that watching the excitement is not a big deal. "There was a goal nine seconds into the kick-off in the first half..."
During the half-time break, the official revised the specific time of Hu Lai's goal. At first, when everyone saw the goal and then paid attention to the game time, they found that it was ten seconds, so they all said it was scored in seconds at the beginning of the game. ball.
But in fact the real time the ball took was nine seconds. So now Cox has increased the time of Hou Lai's goal by another second.
Of course, even if it is a goal in nine seconds, it still hasn't set the record for the fastest goal in the Premier League-this record is 8.37 seconds. Created by then Highlanders striker Andy Dallas in the 2003-2004 season against Sydenham.
"... There was also a goal six minutes into the kick-off in the second half. It looks like today is going to be a goal war! Let's see, after being pulled back by the opponent, Leeds City coach Tony Clark will still What is the countermeasure..."
Clark's countermeasure is... Continue to attack!
This is not at all beyond Cox's expectations.
And that's what he wanted to see.
As a neutral party,
Of course I hope to see a feast of goals...
Sure enough, neither of the two sides took it back and continued to attack.
Leeds scored a goal in the 69th minute from Pete Williams.
Not to be outdone, Wiggerston used a long shot to rewrite the score to 2:4 three minutes later.
The last goal of the game happened in the 82nd minute. When Kamara was making a wide cross to find Hou Lai, the central defender Paul Godric who was defending Hou Lai took the first kick and kicked directly. Scored the goal...
Own goals!
"Ah!!" Seeing this, He Feng shouted regretfully, covering his head with both hands. "Godric scored an own goal! What a pity! If he doesn't touch the ball, Hou Lai behind him can perform a hat-trick!"
Although Leeds lead again by three goals, and with about ten minutes left in the game, this score means that they will have a good chance of winning three points at home. But it's a pity that He Feng only considers Hu Lai's interests at this time.
As he said, if Godric doesn't block, Hou Lai, who is behind him, will perform a hat-trick-this ball is almost no difficulty for him.
Last season, Hu Lai staged his first hat-trick in the Premier League against North London Wanderers, and it was also the first hat-trick of an Asian player in the Premier League.
And this season, Hu Lai has scored twice in four league rounds in ten rounds, and is only one step away from a hat-trick, but he has never been able to achieve his goal.
Sheilan in front of the TV angrily pointed her hands and covered her face, and Godric, who was in pain, asked her husband: "Did this person do it on purpose?!"
Hu Lixin didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Listen to what you said...who would deliberately score an own goal?"
"In order to prevent our son from completing a hat-trick, we will do everything we can!" Xie Lan gritted his teeth.
"He definitely doesn't want to. But as a central defender, in the case of close defense, he has to take the ball even if he doesn't take it. He doesn't think about those things at all. It's just that he is unlucky..." Hu Lixin explained.
Xie Lan knew that her husband was right, but she still couldn't help feeling sorry and upset that her son failed to complete the hat-trick.
She sat down on the sofa again, looking at her son who had already gone to celebrate the goal with his teammates, as if he didn't care about this matter at all...
On the TV, He Feng was comforting himself, and also comforting fans like Xie Lan in front of the TV: "... But it doesn't matter, the league has only played ten rounds, and there are still opportunities in the future! When he just joined Leeds City last season , It took fifteen league rounds to score eleven goals. And this season, he tied his total goals last season in only ten league rounds... In Hu Lai's state, he will definitely perform a hat-trick of!"
During the first round of the league, many people, including He Feng, were still discussing that this was Hu Lai's second season in the Premier League, and he would encounter many problems of one kind or another.
But now no one mentions it anymore.
Because Hu Lai used one goal after another to prove to those who are worried about him, or those who are not optimistic about him, that there is no so-called "rookie wall" in front of him.
Having scored 11 goals in ten league rounds, he continues to lead the Premier League scorer list, and he is still far ahead!
From this perspective, one should indeed have confidence in Hu Lai. There were no hats in this game, and there will certainly be in the future.
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After Godric scored an own goal, the two sides have no further achievements.
The confrontation that lasted the entire second half also died down.
Of course, Wijston was not reconciled to losing to Leeds City in the away game like this, but his strength and luck were not good, so he had no choice but to accept it.
Leeds City is naturally very satisfied with this result-they don't care about the two goals they conceded, as long as they can get three points.
In the end, Leeds City defeated Wiggerston 5:2 at home.
The two teams blasted seven goals and dedicated a wonderful goal battle for the fans.
Apart from the Wiggleston fans, everyone else is happy.
In addition, two other particularly gimmicky things were born in this game. One is naturally Leeds City's goal in the opening nine seconds, and the special tactics used for this goal. The other thing is that Hu Lai finally has a song written by fans just for him, but this song sounds a little... funny.
So what does Hu Lai himself think?
When Hu Lai was interviewed after the game, the reporter asked him what he thought of the song given to him by the fans. He smiled and said: "I think it's very good and I like it very much. This is the first time I Hearing the song with my name on it at the game, I am very grateful to the fans for their love."
The reporter asked with a smile: "Do you know which song is the original song of this song?"
Hu Lai shrugged: "Of course, "Who let the dog out?" Well, I think the fans are so talented to think of adapting this song! I really like their idea, ha!"
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David Miller pointed to the TV screens in the bar and excitedly exclaimed to fellow White Rose fans: "Bullshit he loves the song! There's no better recognition than that!"
Then he picked up the wine glass and raised it high: "Come on, let's cheer for Leeds' victory and Hu's goal!!"
After the other fans looked at each other in blank dismay, they also raised their wine glasses one after another.
What else can I say?
Hu Lai himself said that he likes this song, our boss is lucky, such a song that looks like a joke can be liked by Hu Lai...
John Falkingham muttered in a low voice: "Hu actually likes such a song, I now have some doubts about Hu's taste and aesthetics..."
"cheers!!"
The call signs of his companions masked John's puzzled complaints.
Levin, who was right next to him, still heard it, and he patted John's shoulder vigorously with a smile: "Don't tell me, John, after I sang it a few times, I think this song is actually quite good, ha!"
John gave him a blank look, and drank the beer in his glass.
The news about the game continued to play on the TVs above their heads.
The team coach Tony Clark explained to the reporters at the post-match press conference: "...the opening tactic? That was not my idea, although I hope it was my idea...but I I can’t lie to you. In fact, the tactic after kick-off is Hu’s idea. He proposed it in training. It was a success. I am very happy because this goal started our victory in this game and brought good luck... Ha!"
The Leeds City fans in the bar looked up at the TV with surprised expressions.
"God, the idea of this tactic turned out to be nonsense?"
"Being able to score goals and help the team design tactics... Is there anything Hu can't do?"
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The same question also occurs on the Internet.
Before the game was over, the video and GIF pictures of Leeds City's first goal had already been circulated on the Internet.
Many fans said on the Internet that Tony Clark really deserves to be a "lunatic", and ordinary people can't think of such an idea at all.
As a result, now that Clark announced the correct answer, this tactic was not designed by him, but Hu Lai!
Many people quickly changed their words on the Internet: a genius and a lunatic are only in one thought, and Hu Lai really deserves to be a genius!
The heated discussion on the ball on foreign networks has also attracted the attention of Chinese fans. When you see foreign fans making a fuss about Hu Lai's brain hole, you feel like a group of bumpkins who have never seen the world...
Because about Hu Lai's ghost ideas, Chinese fans are generally familiar with it.
There are also Chinese fans who have spread the corner kick tactics of "Tiannv Scattering Flowers" invented by Hu Lai in Flash Star, as well as his fancy celebration deeds in the era of campus football, to foreign countries.
Tell those "rednecks":
The things you are shocked by are no longer surprising in our eyes. For Hu Lai, these are just basic operations!
There are also foreign fans excitedly announcing on social media that he has learned a Chinese vocabulary used by Chinese fans to praise Hu Lai, and explained the meaning of this word in detail.
Basic operation 6: For Hu Lai, this is just his basic operation, please don’t make a fuss about it, keep calm so that you don’t look like a fan who just fell in love with Hu Lai.
This matter was sent back to the Chinese Internet, and Chinese fans and netizens praised it one after another:
Good guy, the culture is exported!
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