Freelance Artist

Chapter 159 Lord Hou

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"What kind of style is this, I laughed so hard!"

"Is this trying to laugh at me to death and inherit my Kunpeng video membership?"

"Is it okay to type the special effect of frost and flame directly?"

"Nimma, spray it!"

"What the hell is the Ice and Fire Nine Heavens, hey, why are you so sexual, I'm still a child, I don't understand at all!"

"I have no regrets in my life?"

"I remember running in the sunset that day?"

"The lines were written by Bu Yehou?"

"Hahahahaha, this is too unserious, is this still the same Hurricane who wrote "Never Night"?"

"Really low cost!"

"Why do the more perfunctory they perform, the more I want to laugh!"

"No wonder the cost is so low. If the cost of Madan goes up, can there be such a joke?"

Just over a minute.

The audience has already changed their minds about the show!

And the feature film has only just begun here.

Wang Dachui walked on the road, "Since the enemy has been defeated, can I rescue the princess?"

"No!"

At this time, another villain jumped out, "You still have to defeat me!"

The audience was dumbfounded.

Because this villain is also the guy who received the lunch box just now, Wang Dahammer also recognized it, and said in a daze, "Didn't I beat you just now?"

Villain: "Did you think that person just now was me?"

Wang Dachui: "It's just you, it's just a change of clothes!"

The villain laughed with his hips on his hips, and said, "That's right."

Wang Dachui: "It's shameless to admit it. This crew is too poor. Will another actor die?"

The audience laughed wildly again.

The outside world has been scolding Kunpeng for its shoddy production and being reluctant to spend money. As a result, the crew of the show is also scolding with netizens, all kinds of self-deprecation!

Villain: "Come on, let's fight it out!"

The audience thought:

Is it going to be a real fight now?

But the next scene made everyone laugh so hard!

The screen turned into two stick figures fighting, with the word "King Sledgehammer" on one stick figure's head, and the word "enemy" written on the other stick figure's head.

There is still text on it.

What Wang Dahammer used his unique skills, what enemy used the Flaming Vajra Fist to deal with it, the music was very hot, and the fights were all explained in words. The crew wanted to let the audience make up their minds!

"Funding exploded!"

The barrage is full of these four words. Many people's hands are shaking when typing, and they are really going to die of laughing at this drama.

When the stickman picture ends.

The villain has fallen again, and the lines are exactly the same as before, "As expected of the successor of Nine Suns Fist..."

Wang Dachui: "What happened just now?"

The villain said to himself: "I have no regrets in my life..."

Wang Dachui: "I didn't do anything!"

The villain continued to say to himself: "I think of running in the sunset that day..."

In the lens of memory.

Silhouettes of villains running in the wild.

Villain: "That's my lost youth!"

finally!

The decisive battle is coming!

Wang Dachui's mood didn't fluctuate: "The princess is about to be rescued, why don't you expect it at all?"

He walked to a meadow.

There is a perfunctory special effect in front of it, with the words "Flame Mountain" written on it.

There was a villain standing on the Flame Mountain, and it turned out to be another guy who had died twice before.

Wang Dahui was expressionless: "Can this special effect be any more sloppy? There is no sense of substitution at all! And the guy standing on the castle is the guy I defeated twice in a row, right? It wasn't drawn by the same makeup artist, right? The style is completely different!"

Special effects on top of the mountain.

The villain looked at Wang Dahammer and smiled charmingly, "Young man, you are finally here, and the princess is locked up in this... tsk... this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, and this, and this, and this, this, this, this, and this, and this, this, this, and this's, you are here boy are you here."

Ya forgot the words again!

Wang Dachui was helpless, "How many times have you recited it and still can't remember the lines?"

The villain simply skipped a line: "You have to step over my dead body! Boy, I want to fight you to the death!"

The music starts.

Wang Dahammer's expression changed, "As expected of the ultimate devil king, even the special effects have become exquisite!"

The villain has a pair of black wings on his back.

Plastic material.

But it is indeed much better than before.

Wang Dachui: "Finally it looks like a decisive battle!"

Are you going to fight this time?

The audience stared wide-eyed.

Then the villain slipped his foot and fell directly from the mountain.

audience:"……"

Wang Dachui: "..."

The villain began to leave his last words: "I have no regrets in my life..."

Wang Dachui: "No regrets, your sister! It's clear that I fell and fell to my death!"

The villain said to himself: "I think of running under the sunset that day, that was my lost youth..."

There was another panting.

The big devil also hung up.

The screen changed for a while.

Wang Dachui's dull face.

"My name is Wang Dahammer. I never expected that I would rescue the princess even though I didn't want to save the princess at all."

He looked back.

The princess was also played by the previous villain, he is a man, can he still play the princess?

Wang Dachui: "Sure enough, it's still this guy..."

Princess: "You saved me, I want to have a bridal chamber with you today, I want a bridal chamber, a bridal chamber, I want, I want!"

Wang Dachui took out the toy sword and wiped his neck.

committed suicide.

The princess hugged him, "Why are you doing this? Why are you doing this?"

voiceover.

Wang Dahammer's voice said, "Hehe, I don't want to work with this kind of poor crew ever again."

The first episode ends.

Followed by some tidbits.

...

online.

All the netizens who criticized, angered, and bad-mouthed this drama before forgot everything before, and everyone was laughed like a fool by the first episode!

"How can it be so funny!"

"This is the funniest show I've ever seen!"

"What the hell, it took more than three minutes. God knows how many times I laughed."

"Laughing to tears."

"My stomach hurts from laughing, goose goose goose goose!"

"I laughed like a pig!"

"Originally I didn't have abs, but this show made me laugh out my abs."

"Hahahahahaha, it's really shoddy, it's really a mess, but it seems that this kind of effect is what people want. If the show is too delicate, it won't have this effect!"

"I was wrong!"

"Kunpeng please accept my knee!"

"Kneel to Bu Yehou, I can't believe that this thing is written by the same screenwriter as "Hurricane"!"

"Master Hou yyds!"

"What's the name of the leading actor? I'm so in love with him, his expression is amazing!"

"I'm sorry Kunpeng, I'm going to open a membership now!"

"If you sign up for a membership, the first ten episodes will be free!"

"There's an ad before the second episode."

"Local tycoon!"

The show has released ten episodes in one go. Except for the first episode, which has no commercials, there have been commercials since the second episode.

Membership can be exempted from advertising.

Judging from the effect of the first episode, many people have already been attracted and decided to sign up as a member directly, so that they don't have to wait for advertisements later.

...

industry.

Many people are dumbfounded.

Professionals can naturally see how good this comedy is, and it has completely created a new comedy style!

"How did you do it!"

"This style is really invincible!"

"Headless and illogical, many things are simply untenable, but this thing can make everyone lose their logic, and even lose their brains, as long as they follow Shale and it's over!"

"This is the first episode."

"Can you maintain this quality in the future?"

"It's hard, isn't it?"

"The first episode is so full of laughs!"

...

three big.

Shinhwa is no longer arrogant, Nathan no longer laughs, Tianguang no longer sings bad words, many people feel their minds are buzzing.

Sudden.

Someone said: "This is just the beginning, it doesn't explain anything!"

"right!"

"Look again!"

"Could it be so hilarious later?"

"impossible!"

"Absolutely impossible!"

"How could Bu Yehou's script be so funny!"

"The lines in it are really brainwashing, running in the sunset, lost youth, really magical."

"How does this guy have such a long brain? It's very difficult to write this kind of comedy script, and his style has changed so much!"

...

Novel circle!

There are also many people here who are paying attention to "Unexpectedly".

This kind of attention started when Kunpeng officially announced that the script of "Unexpectedly" was created by Wu Yehou.

"Never imagined?"

"This wave is really unexpected!"

"Hahahaha netizens are stupid, asking why Buyehou is so changeable, it seems that they still don't understand Teacher Buyehou."

"Bu Yehou is famous for his changeable style!"

"Baiyehou, Heiyehou, and the master who wrote the script. As we all know, Buyehou is in a split state with tens of millions of incarnations."

"Then is this a white night or a dark night?"

"Usually scolding is scolding, but this time we really have to call him Lord. He was Lord Hou when he was a screenwriter!"

...

After watching the first episode, everyone woke up!

Crude production, perfunctory special effects, and reluctance to spend money are all true, but they are the characteristics of this show!

Everything is for fun!

Netizens have made mistakes before, and many people feel guilty.

Someone has already brushed out the five words "Kunpeng I'm sorry" densely on the barrage, and the number of likes is so high that it explodes!

Public opinion began to reverse!

Everyone realized that they had wronged Kunpeng!

On the other hand, Jiang Cheng called Lin Zhibai with an excited voice: "Boss! Our membership registrations have started to increase, and many people signed up after watching the first episode of "Wan WanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWan" The advertisements for the next nine episodes are exempted, but most of them are single-month members. After watching this drama, they may run away, but this is already very good. The loss of our Kunpeng Video can be temporarily stopped, and we will update it later Do you want to consider becoming a VIP, the kind that non-members can’t watch?”

"No VIP."

Lin Zhibai smiled and said: "This drama is used to attract traffic to Kunpeng's videos. You can watch it without membership. As long as you are willing to wait for 30 seconds for each episode, it will be fine. If you are on VIP, some people will be driven away. .”

Making money is not the primary purpose.

Drainage is the most important thing.

In the excitement of netizens, everyone has already watched the next nine episodes, and each episode is only a few minutes anyway.

This kind of mini-series is like fast food, you can finish watching it in a short time...

Why was Douyin so popular in the previous life?

It is because it is short, flat and fast, and catches the most eyeballs in the shortest time.

And "Unexpectedly" is also wonderful in the same way!

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