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“The location is Sunshine Community, in the house rented by Zuo Zechen”

“The time will be 7 pm tomorrow, on the grounds of police publicity and cooperation.”

“Since it was a secret arrest, we only had to wear civilian clothes and try not to attract the attention of those around us.”

The other two suspects, Shen Weiwei and Peter, will also be sent out to arrest them.

At the same time, the police will call the other party tomorrow morning to say that they need to visit the other party for cooperation in the evening.

Hold on steady first to prevent this guy from running around.

As for Once caught, they must be reported to the General Administration!

“The impact of this incident is too great. We cannot interrogate ourselves. We need to report the situation to the superiors.”

“Can you send this confidential information along with me?”

Gu Fei took out a sealed document that he compiled overnight.

It recorded many of Zuo Zechen’s crimes.

“rest assured!”The director gave a standard salute and patted his chest and promised,”We will reach the general bureau directly through internal channels!”

Gu Fei is so formal, this information must be very important.

The police headquarters is located in Kyoto, and there are big shots there!

How to deal with this guy Zuo Zechen, they will give the answer!

…………

That night, regarding Zuo Zechen’s cleansing, the entire network was activated

“I have met Ling Shasha in the past abroad. She cheats people everywhere just because she has a little bit of beauty!”

“That’s right, this woman has a mouth full of flowers. She is obviously a liar. She has been packaging herself as a philanthropist.”

“When the younger brothers were abroad, they probably mistakenly thought that the other party was enthusiastic about public welfare, so they paid attention to each other.”

Zuo Zechen’s statement on the scarf has been controlled by the trolls controlled by Times Society.

Ling Shasha said that the two are boyfriend and girlfriend, which is purely a false accusation!

The real situation is that the two have some intersection abroad, but Zuo Zechen She soon realized that something was wrong with the other party and distanced herself.

This woman held a grudge and deliberately took revenge when she was caught in the last GoldenEye live broadcast!

She wanted to bring down the patriotic idol that everyone admired, how vicious!

“I see, how could my brother get involved with that kind of woman?”

“He spreads rumors and refutes them, but Zuo Zechen is in trouble this time. It is a disaster.”

The topic has been stirred up again and again, and the number of Zuo Zechen’s scarf fans is about to exceed 20 million!

“Exaggeration, the speed of attracting fans is too fast!”

“Wow, the number of fans is almost catching up with Brother Fei 630’s scarf. Wait, Brother Fei doesn’t seem to be wearing a scarf.……”

Suddenly, many Golden Eye fans discovered that Gu only had a Douyin account and no bib account. lazy!

As a popular host today, you don’t even bother to open a personal scarf?

I will definitely let Fei Ge open one next time!

I have to say that the behind-the-scenes operations of the Times Club are very impressive!

Turn all doubts about Zuo Zechen into traffic!

Following the popularity, Zuo Zechen disclosed his endorsement the next day

“Artificial meat!”

On the top of the scarf, Zuo Zechen posted a video in which he was eating”meat”! Using a Western fork, he cut a piece of vegetarian meat similar to a steak and paired it with a vegetable salad. In the video, he was full of happiness.

Explain to the fans and audience that this kind of vegetarian meat is rich in protein than real meat. It is healthy and environmentally friendly, has high nutritional value, and is extremely delicious.

The price is only a little more expensive than ordinary beef…

What a scam!

Then Why don’t I eat beef?

Because cows cry!

At the end of the video, Zuo Zechen inserted images of animals crying when they were killed.

Among them was a scalper, crying against a butcher’s knife.

“We humans have evolved into higher animals, and our greatest pride is our sense of morality.”

It’s immoral to eat meat when you’re in love, right?”

“Nowadays, the world’s environmental problems are becoming increasingly serious. As the most intelligent creatures on earth, we humans should shoulder our responsibilities and eat less meat. This can effectively reduce carbon emissions and protect our homeland!”

Good guy, it has risen from patriotism to the level of all mankind!

It often involves big topics such as all mankind, the world, and the world.

However, there are really many fans who respond…

So the influence of idols cannot be ignored.

(aefh)”Done!”

Zuo Zechen sat in his chair and was elated. The cost of this endorsement had already been charged to his card.

As long as there is traffic, transformation is too simple.

Spend the next few days!

“There was a call from the police station just now, haha, there is a positive promotion!”

The police said that they are visiting tonight, and I have to act well this time!

Give the police comrades a very positive image and increase their goodwill.

Yes, now I, Zuo Zechen, am the spokesperson of positive energy! As soon as the artificial meat endorsement video was released, the times The news agency followed up on the popularity.

Editor-in-chief Ding was the first to stand up and express his love for this artificial meat.

“Artificial meat is the most valuable invention in human history!”

More celebrities also claimed to be vegetarian and joined in the praise of artificial meat.

A famous actress said:”I am vegetarian and I am proud! Whenever I see those animals crying, I can’t bear it!”

In fact, when this actress debuted, she liked to wear mink coats the most.

A big-name director said:”Vegetarianism is a symbol of the progress of human civilization. The invention of artificial meat will allow more people to join the vegetarian team. Like it!”

This director was all about meat a few years ago. It

‘s all business.

A huge hype about vegetarian food and the promotion of artificial meat spread like a virus under the leadership of Zuo Zechen

“What do you think?”

The arrest will be carried out tonight. At this time, Officer Li and others are on standby in the station.

“Haha, no one in the West eats artificial meat, even if it comes to our country”

“I don’t know how much this guy’s endorsement fee is, but the traffic money is so profitable.”

Awesome!

Throwing garbage that the West doesn’t want in our country?

Is this what you call patriotism?

The fake meat scam is over.

In the afternoon, everything was calm.

In the Jiangnan Satellite TV building, Gu Fei came to the director’s office again

“Gu Fei.”The station manager said with a smile,”Everyone has witnessed the recent popularity of Golden Eye. It is a certainty that it will be put on the satellite TV program.”

“This is thanks to the director’s kindness”

“Why. Director Zhao waved his hand,”Golden Eye’s current achievements are all due to you!””

“However, there is one thing I want to explain. Online live broadcasts and satellite TV programs are completely different”

“If you are free these days, come up with a plan and let me take a look. Let’s discuss it together and let GoldenEye get off to a good start in satellite TV!”

You must not only ensure the news, but also distinguish it from other news programs.

Because you are the magical golden eye!”

“OK”

Gu Fei had already started imagining the plan.

Recently, Zuo Zechen’s matter was too important, so he put it aside for the time being.

Soon night fell, Gu Fei got off work early and drove his BMW X5 to the police station.

“This car! Tsk tsk!”

Officer Li looked at Gu Fei’s car with envy.

“Jiangnan Satellite TV is really rich, and they gave away a luxury car worth 800,000 yuan!”

“You are a winner in life. Others want to buy a car or a house. You just give it to me. I believe that next time you will give it to me, it will be a house.”

While joking, Officer Li accompanied Gu Fei to the door.

When he arrived at the director’s office, everything was ready.

The other two teams were heading to the residences of Shen Weiwei and Peter to make arrests! (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

“Let’s go. The director made a low-key gesture and said,”We just invited Zuo Zechen to come to the bureau for tea.””

Just this cup of tea, unlimited refills……

…………

I looked at the clock on the wall and saw that there were still 15 minutes until the appointed time.

“start!”[]

Zuo Zechen carefully took out the fine tea leaves and placed them on the coffee table.

When entertaining comrades in the police, one must not belittle one’s status, nor appear too expensive!

“I am very hospitable!”

After a while of conversation, he simulated it several times in his mind.

“It’s time to make some noodles.”

Coming to the kitchen, Zuo Zechen started boiling water.

“Cut vegetables!”

Take out the carrots from the refrigerator and cut them into strips on the chopping board.

Then take out two green vegetables and break them into leaves.

This will be his dinner for a while.

For the sake of acting, he hasn’t eaten yet! What’s in the pot After the water boils, add the white noodles immediately.

Ten minutes later, a steaming bowl of noodles is served to the table.

Only a little vegetable oil, shredded carrots and green vegetable leaves are added.

Simple and simple to the extreme.

“It’s coming soon.”

Zuo Zechen was sitting on a chair with a bowl of white noodles in front of him.

Hey, he just won’t eat it!

Wait until the police come, then pretend to eat it!

“puff!”

At this time, Gu Fei and Officer Li had already arrived at the door. They came quietly without making any noise. They were looking inside through the anti-cat eye device.

This small device, as long as it is placed in front of the cat’s eyes, can see from outside the house. Look inside the house clearly.

I just won’t go in.

Hey, I won’t knock on the door!

“Hahaha! Officer Li lowered his voice and smiled at Gu Fei and the director,”This guy is so funny.””

You are too pretentious. You can’t do this for a show like no one else…

In order to pretend to be simple, you deliberately ordered a bowl of white noodles.

Wait until the police arrive before eating.”

“Hold on.”

Gu Fei didn’t expect Zuo Zechen to be such a weirdo and a little too thoughtful.

You can do tricks with a bowl of white noodles.

“Record it! Record them all!”

A policeman used his mobile phone to record the whole situation inside.

Just wait and wait.

Then, a strange scene appeared.

Zuo Zechen sat in the room, looking at a bowl of white noodles without moving his chopsticks.

Gu Fei and the others, Stand outside the door without knocking and watch your performance quietly.

After 10 minutes of stalemate, Zuo Zechen still didn’t move his chopsticks

“There’s something about this guy!”

If you say you don’t want to eat, then you won’t eat. It’s a bit stubborn.

Wait until the noodles are all lumpy.

“Warm it up again……”

Zuo Zechen didn’t expect that he would be late at the time agreed upon by the police.

If I had known this, this noodles should not have been cooked!

Just as Zuo Zechen returned to the kitchen with noodles, there was a knock on the door.

“Okay, let’s knock on the door. His face is lumpy.……”

Gu Fei’s words made the director hold his stomach and laugh wildly.

“Hahaha!”

As expected of the host of the weird program Golden Eye, you made me laugh a lot during this arrest operation.

We were very patient and waited until your white face was gone before we knocked on the door.

When we heard the knock on the door, Zuo Zechen Stomp one’s feet

“If you don’t come early, you won’t come late. Come now!”

I was just about to heat up the noodles, so you guys knocked on the door!

There was no other way, the door was more important.

Zuo Zechen had no choice but to put down the bowl of white noodles and came to the door to check.

“Mr. Zuo, please be at home, Xihang police”

“I’m coming.”

Zuo Zechen immediately put on a smile and opened the door.

“Huh! Brother Fei, you are here too.”

Seeing Gu Fei coming with him, Zuo Zechen affectionately called Ge Tao a close friend.

“Why, you are eating! ?”

As soon as the director entered the door, he looked at the bowl of white noodles on the dining table.

“Yo! Officer Li also gave full play to his acting talent and walked towards the noodles,”Let me see, what are you eating?””

“Got a bowl of noodles.

Zuo Zechen said awkwardly:”Has everyone eaten?” How about I order a bowl of noodles for everyone?”

“no, I’m fine. Officer Li waved his hand and said,”You don’t even have a piece of meat here. I can’t get used to it.””

“What’s wrong with your face?

The director pointed at the white noodles and said with a smile:”Why didn’t you eat it while it was hot just now?””

Nonsense, wasn’t it just to wait for you to come over to eat?

As a result, you were ten minutes late.

Shouldn’t the police be punctual?

Although his face was lumpy, Zuo Zechen still hurriedly took a few bites and pretended

“Hi, I was busy just now, so I didn’t have time to eat noodles.”

As he said this, he made tea for everyone.

“no, I’m fine. The director refused and said,”We are not here to drink tea this time. We want to treat you to tea.””

“Invite me to tea?”

Zuo Zechen’s face was full of questions, why is it different from the agreed script?

“That’s right.”

The director took out an official document and showed it to Zuo Zechen

“search warrant! Please cooperate!”.