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“search warrant? Zuo Zechen concealed his panic and asked,”Is there something wrong?””

Did I reveal my secret? Impossible! I was obviously so cautious

“Someone reported it.”The director explained,”We are also acting under orders. I hope you don’t mind.”

“Report me? Report me for what?”

“Say you are engaging in illegal activities. The director glanced at Gu Fei and continued,”The person who reported the report has a good background. The higher ups take this matter very seriously and we have to deal with it.””

“In fact, we believe you.”

Today, the director also showed great acting talent. He almost let the female police officer who took the recording break the guard by saying”we believe you.”

Of course, the entire process of law enforcement must be videotaped as evidence.~

“That’s it.”

Zuo Zechen was very speechless. He always felt that something was strange.

It’s okay, it’s okay. If the police really thought there was something wrong with them, why would they still be talking nonsense here? They should have taken out the handcuffs earlier, okay?

“It’s okay, it’s okay, you eat your noodles, we’ll just search it.”

Officer Li said, and he and his old partner, Officer Zhu, walked towards the study room.

“OK.”

No matter how bold Zuo Zechen is, he would not dare to stop the police from carrying out their official duties.

“This noodle is so chewy, can I still eat it if I don’t want to eat it? The director urged,”Eat it.””

So, Zuo Zechen, with Gu Fei and the director watching, shoveled the noodles into his mouth one bite at a time. The lumpy noodles were so damn unpalatable!

He made it accidentally, and he had to finish it with tears in his eyes.

Look. As Zuo Zechen was eating noodles, Gu Fei asked:”Is it always so simple? Can’t keep up with nutrition?”

“There’s a lot going on today, so I’ll just sort it out. Zuo Zechen finally stuffed most of the noodles in,”Isn’t this how ordinary people live their lives?””

Haha, I can really tell you that you are not an ordinary citizen!

“I have to go to Fudan University the day after tomorrow, so I have a lot to do.”

“Fudan’s speech?”

It’s a pity that you will never have the chance to go to Fudan again.”

“Yes, Brother Fei, actually I don’t want to either, you have to let me go.”

Zuo Zechen hurriedly ate the last bite of noodles. He swore that he would never eat noodles again within this year!

“Brother Fei, why did you come here with the police comrades today?”

“Met halfway. Gu Fei made an excuse and said,”Let’s come over and take a look.””

After talking for a while, Officer Li and the two came out of the study.

“Let me take you to the bedroom.”

Zuo Zechen is quite confident that it is absolutely impossible for the police to find the so-called evidence.

I have not hidden it, of course not!

When I came to the bedroom, I did a routine inspection and found nothing.

“no?”Zuo Zechen spread his hands and said with a smile,”Who is so boring to report me?”

“The reporter will talk about it later.”

The director and everyone returned to the living room again and went to the kitchen to check

“I’ll go take a look there.”

At this time, Gu Fei walked to the refrigerator

“refrigerator?”

This time the police came, mainly to arrest Zuo Zechen. The search was extra to see if there were any unexpected gains. When he came to the refrigerator, Gu Fei first opened the refrigerator compartment.

There were various vegetables and the latest artificial meat in it.

“Is this artificial meat really that good?”Picking up a piece of meat, Officer Li asked

“This kind of vegetarian meat is rich in various nutrients and can completely replace meat.”

“Sorry, I still like pork and beef.”Officer Li smiled and stopped talking.

The refrigerator room is normal, but where is the freezer?

Then, Gu Fei opened the freezer under the refrigerator.

At first, Zuo Zechen didn’t take it seriously.

There is nothing wrong with my family, so don’t waste your efforts.

Suddenly, What did he think of!

“not good!”There is also a piece of meat in Zuo Zechen’s refrigerator!

He really thinks he is a vegetarian and shows off in front of the public.

How can he get the strength if he doesn’t eat meat?

He never expected that his refrigerator would be inspected…

Such a weird thing It actually happened.

Opening the drawer of the freezer, Gu Fei found a plastic bag inside. When he opened it, he saw it was a half-frozen piece of beef.

Others hide money in the refrigerator, but you, a patriotic young man, hide meat in the refrigerator.

“This is! beef?”

The director couldn’t help laughing. Oops, you said you don’t eat meat?

“Hahaha. Officer Li pointed at the frozen meat and asked,”Aren’t you a vegetarian?””

“My friend put it here for me, but I… didn’t pay attention.”

It’s over, how can you make excuses?

“It’s okay, it’s okay. Officer Li pretended to be a good person and comforted Zuo Zechen, saying,”What’s wrong with eating meat? Just admit it boldly.””

Pretend! Are you still pretending?

As expected of Gu Fei, you have discovered your blind spot again!

This piece of meat is evidence.

The female police officer in charge of recording and shooting at the scene smiled and took pictures.

It’s been exposed, why are you pretending to be a vegetarian? Tail wolf!

But this kind of evidence doesn’t mean much.

After searching for a few more minutes, Zuo Zechen did not hide anything at home.

“Believe it now.”

Zuo Zechen regretted it. Why didn’t he eat all the meat? There must be some leftover!

“Okay, I’ve found it, it’s time to get down to business. Please come with us back to the police station.”

“Go back to the police station? Zuo Zechen instinctively took two steps back, his eyes wary,”Why?””

“Please drink tea.”Officer Li took out an official document from his bag and showed this guy a closer look.

Arrest warrant!

“This time we not only have a search warrant, but an arrest warrant”

“warrant!!”

Impossible, Zuo Zechen definitely doesn’t believe it.

“There must be a mistake somewhere, right?”Zuo Zechen crossed his hands on his chest and his eyes became fierce,”You can’t frame good people!”

“Who reported me?”

I’m going to be arrested for just one report?

Is there any royal law?”

“I reported it.”

Gu Fei took a step forward, looked at Zuo Zechen and said coldly:”I’m reporting you for fraud, using the false Xihang subway incident to defraud fame and wealth.”

“Brother Fei! ?”

Zuo Zechen was stunned. The person who reported the report actually kept talking and laughing with him? (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

“You can’t frame me without evidence! Zuo Zechen showed his true colors and shouted at Gu Fei,”I’m suing you for slander!””

It’s funny, he had contacted Shen Weiwei and Peter not long ago, and everything was normal.

If this matter really leaks out, he will be the first to know!

“Who says I have no evidence?”

Gu Fei walked to the sofa in front of Zuo Zechen.[]

Squatting down, he carefully took out a black button from under the sofa.

“Any idea what this is?”

Gu Fei asked while holding the black button.

“Bug!!”

Zuo Zechen’s expression finally became clouded at this moment!

You bastard, you are plotting against me!

But when did you pretend to be this?

“Are you guessing when I pretended to be? Gu Fei pointed to the kitchen and reminded,”Think carefully. When I came here for an interview for the first time, did I answer a phone call?””

“Telephone! ?”

Zuo Zechen suddenly realized that Gu Fei went to the living room by answering the phone!

The bug was left at that time!

So you were suspicious of me from the beginning??

“Framed! This is a false accusation! Zuo

Zechen shouted to the director:”Director, your voice can be disguised. This bug is a cover. Don’t believe it!” I’ve been set up! I really don’t!”

“OK OK.”The director stopped Zuo Zechen from giggling. If you have anything to say, go to the police station and say it slowly.

Everything else is fake, and arresting you is the real thing.

Take out the dazzling silver handcuffs, and the justice will be punished!

“take away!”

Officer Li and Officer Zhu escorted Zuo Zechen, whose legs were weak, to the police station.

On the way, Gu Fei saw Shen Weiwei and Peter who were also arrested.

“Hello you two”

“host! Shen Weiwei, who was unaware, was still pleading with Gu Fei,”Host!” Brother Fei, please talk to the police comrades, you arrested the wrong person!”

I, Shen Weiwei, appeared on your GoldenEye program not long ago, have you forgotten?

I haven’t forgotten, it’s just laziness and nonsense.

Gu Fei smiled and said nothing, watching the two of them disappear. He secretly came to the police station, and the director called Gu Fei to the office alone. conversation

“Gu Fei, are you really not interested in changing careers? The director joked,”With your level, it would be a pity not to solve the case.””

“The director laughed. Gu Fei sat down on the chair and got down to business,”Have you sent my confidential document?””

“Receive it early tomorrow morning! The director asked curiously,”What did you write in it?””

What other crimes has this Zuo Zechen committed?

“We’ll know then.”

The incident came to an end, and Gu Fei left the police station as if nothing had happened.

The sun rose as usual the next day

“Still can’t get in touch?”

Editor Ding of Times News Agency frowned.

Why did Zuo Zechen lose contact at the critical moment?

“Maybe you overslept, or your phone is broken?”

He could only think about the best. He never expected that he had been secretly arrested.

The discussion about Zuo Zechen continued to be hot on the Internet.

The marketing of his patriotic persona was enough to make all Internet celebrities kneel down.

“My little brother is going to give a speech at Fudan University soon. Looking forward to it!”

“I am a student of the Department of Literature at Fudan University. To be honest, I didn’t see anything special about Mr. Zuo’s speech at Jiangnan University last time.”

“Wow, many celebrities are promoting artificial meat now, and I want to buy it and eat it too!”

“Times have changed, and eating meat is out of date!”

While all kinds of news were buzzing on the Internet, Gu Fei’s confidential documents arrived at the police headquarters in Kyoto.

After reading the documents that Gu Fei asked the director of the Xihang Police Station to send, Director Wu let out a long sigh.

“I didn’t expect that there is such a deep shady story?”

Immediately issue an order for the Xihang Police Station to issue a public statement to report the arrest to the public!

At the same time, the criminal Zuo Zechen will be interrogated tomorrow and the media will be allowed to live broadcast!

The media, designated Golden Eye!

After issuing a series of orders, Director Wu I called some old friends

“Ha ha! It’s me, it’s me. Come over here in the afternoon and let’s reminisce about old times.”

“Yes, yes, there is something else I want to show you!”

This time, they old bones in Kyoto can no longer stay aloof.

Because someone has already extended their claws to the land they love!

“The land we love does not allow outsiders to act unruly!”

Old friends, this time we have to go to Xihang in person!

After hanging up the phone, Director Wu of the Police Headquarters, with firm eyes, walked to the window and looked south.

That is the direction of Xihang…

It was afternoon. Xihang Police Department issued a public statement

“Yesterday at 7:35 pm, our bureau secretly arrested a criminal in Sunshine Community. The name is Zuo Mouchen, the gender is male, and the age is 23 years old. Features: Vegetarianism, animal protectionism, environmentalism, etc.”

“The interrogation of the criminal will be held at 2 pm tomorrow and will be broadcast live on the entire GoldenEye network!”

This statement has obvious direction, and it only needs Zuo Zechen’s name on it.

“Lie down! what’s the situation? Zuo Zechen was arrested yesterday?”

“Ah this! What the hell is going on in this plot?”

“Why are you arresting my little brother? He couldn’t have committed a crime! Someone must have framed him!”

Blow up! This time the network really exploded!

“Incredible, why was the most popular Zuo Zechen arrested? Is it also a crime to be patriotic?”

“Goldeneye! Will GoldenEye be broadcast live tomorrow?”

At this time, GoldenEye’s official scarf also issued a statement.

The content was simple and unpretentious.

But it raised expectations!

“Tomorrow at the Xihang Police Station, we will see the corpses scattered!”.