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“Need to change pants?”

Sitting in the interrogation table, Gu Fei asked with concern to Zuo Zechen who was frightened to pee.

“Puff puff!”

Zuo Zechen lowered his head and kept clicking like a woodpecker!

“But we are live streaming. Gu Fei added,”If you don’t mind……”

“Puff puff!”

Zuo Zechen immediately shook his head and said,”How is it possible to change pants in public?

It’s really poisonous. It was hilarious again.”

“After grabbing the bamboo shoots, Fei Ge ate up all the giant panda’s food!”

“Can you blame Fei Ge? I accidentally soiled my pants, hahaha.”

But if you are scared to death in public, you can’t just ignore it.

“Mop the floor.”

The two policemen entered the house with mops, walked to the pile of marks, and shouted to Zuo Zechen:”Put your feet up! Does your mother know how old you are when you wet your pants?”

Of course he knows, the old couple are watching the live broadcast at this time.

“O sin, how could we give birth to such a son?”

“What has he experienced in studying abroad in the past few years?”

A few days ago, the old couple were still proud of their patriotic and positive son. In the blink of an eye, they became public enemies?

It felt like going from heaven to hell.

After mopping the ground clean, the interrogation could finally begin.

But I hope nothing will happen again

“Bring in the other two suspects!”

Officer Li shouted at the door, and the police outside took action.

“Let me go, I was wrongly accused! Peter was handcuffed and kept shaking his hands,”Is this your Chinese way of hospitality?””

Seeing that the foreigner Pete was also brought in, Zuo Zechen showed no expression.

At first, what went wrong and was seen through?

It’s all the fault of the damn bug!

“Isn’t this Pete? What’s going on? Why was he arrested?”

It stands to reason that although this guy is of low quality and causing trouble on the Xihang subway, he is not committing a crime.

After Peter, there is Shen Weiwei

“I was wronged! Wrong, wrong!”

It was understandable that Pete, a foreigner, was brought in, but Shen Weiwei was arrested, which shocked everyone.

All kinds of discussions were overwhelming on the Internet.

“Isn’t this Shen Weiwei who GoldenEye asked for help last time?”

“Holy shit, what’s going on? Isn’t this girl a victim of the Xihang subway?”

Good guys, there was an incident on the Xihang subway. Three protagonists all came in.

Pete, a foreigner who asked to give up his seat, Shen Weiwei who was bullied for not giving up his seat, and Zuo Zechen, the patriotic little brother who acted bravely.

“Ah this……”

Seeing this, even netizens who have no idea can guess the plot.

“Shameless! It turns out that the Xihang subway incident was fake! Depend on!”

“Cheating! Zuo Zechen, you are so awesome, you dare to lie about your patriotism. Haha, no wonder so many big guys are alerted to come to Xihang.”

There was a lot of scolding on the Internet!

“sit down!”

Officer Li asked Shen Weiwei and Peter to sit down on the trial chair next to Zuo Zechen.

After they sat down obediently, they both looked at Zuo Zechen quietly.

Don’t look at me, I have nothing to do with you!

Until now, Zuo Zechen is still Silently.

The three of them arrived and Gu Fei asked.

“Tell me, who is the fourth person?”

Gu Fei’s words once again made fans in the live broadcast room crazy with questions.

There is a fourth one!

“It turns out to be a gang. Your plan this time is even worse than Director Guo’s Xiaoguai’s Life Diary!”

“Damn it, Director Guo is pursuing art and defrauding some money by the way. It would be better for you to deceive people’s feelings and earn patriotic traffic, right?.～？”

Shen Weiwei and Peter didn’t know who the fourth person was.

Through micro-expression analysis, Gu Fei saw that these two people were indeed unaware of the situation.

But Zuo Zechen must know!

“Zuo Zechen, be lenient if you confess, be lenient if you resist!”Officer Li used the old trick, slammed the table and shouted,”Hurry up and explain!””

Raising his head, Zuo Zechen looked at Gu Fei and Officer Li with unwillingness in his eyes.

“You are the smart one.”

Gu Fei and Officer Li used both words and force to make Zuo Zechen submit.

“Tell me, who is the fourth person? As long as you confess, it will be good for you”

“There is no fourth person.”

Zuo Zechen still has illusions and doesn’t want to throw away his last trump card.

Once he reveals the identity of the last person, he will offend that gentleman.

“No fourth person? Gu Fei smiled and said,”So you admit the relationship between the three of you?””

Hit the east and attack the west!

Suddenly, Director Wu who was watching almost stood up with excitement.

Wonderful! This skill of talking!

Gu Fei, are you interested in coming to our Kyoto?

The door of our police headquarters is always open for you!

What kind of comedy show host do you want to be? Come fight the evil forces with us.

Zuo Zechen’s unintentional and instinctive remarks are tantamount to a disguised admission that the three of them are a gang.

“That was not what I meant. Zuo Zechen continued to argue,”I was wronged and my voice was forged!””

“hehe.”

Seeing how tough this guy was, Gu Fei decided to start with Shen Weiwei and Peter.

“Shen Weiwei, is Golden Eye fun?”

“Brother Fei, Brother Fei, I didn’t do anything!”

“Okay, let’s be honest. Gu Fei was moved by emotion and Xiao was rational,”You are just an accomplice. It will be good for you to confess.””

“And you. Gu Fei said to Peter,”Peter, you joined because of money. Now, do you think money or freedom is more important?””

Without freedom, where will you spend your money?

Gu Fei’s words deeply poked at the weakness of the two of them.

“Do you want to confess?”Shen Weiwei was entangled in her heart. She is still more emotional, and Zuo Zechen is her boyfriend.

Women are prone to be emotional.

On the other hand, Peter only has financial interests with Zuo Zechen.

“I admit!”

Peter said in broken Chinese:”I am with them. The Xihang subway incident is a scam.”

“This person paid me to do things, which was not my intention……” pretty! No effort required at all!

But just one Peter confession is not enough. Gu Fei wants to completely isolate Zuo Zechen

“Shen Weiwei, I’ll give you another chance, I hope you take advantage of it”

“Do you really want to waste your youth in a prison cell and on Neptune?”

“Neptune?”Shen Weiwei was confused.

To deal with girls, you have to start with feelings.

“yes. Gu Fei smiled and said,”No way, no way, don’t you know about your boyfriend’s previous love affairs?””

“You can count the number of women he has dated abroad with both hands and feet. And throw it away after use, old Neptune.”

In an instant, Shen Weiwei’s face changed.

She looked at her boyfriend angrily, and a feeling of being cheated came to her heart. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

“Don’t listen to his nonsense! Just as Zuo

Zechen was about to defend himself, he heard Shen Weiwei confessing

“Yes, the Xihang subway incident is indeed a scam”

“Be honest”

“I said!”Shen Weiwei told everything about the affairs between the three of them.[]

After Zuo Zechen returned to China, he was engaged in charity and other things to establish his character, while secretly planning a major incident.

During this period, he met Shen Weiwei and they became boyfriend and girlfriend within a few days.

With such efficiency, he is worthy of being a scumbag who is a veteran in love.

Then Zuo Zechen told his girlfriend the plan and found a foreigner.

After Peter joined, they put the plan into action after half a month of planning.

Xihang Metro!

The foreigner Pete appeared arrogantly and asked Shen Weiwei, who was in her menstrual period, to give up her seat.

He has a cruel and unreasonable attitude and is professional in attracting hatred.

“Then Zuo Zechen appeared at the right time, angrily criticized the foreigners and told him to get out of China!”

This scene was beautifully performed!”

“Well, that’s very well said. Gu Fei asked again,”So, subway security guards, do you get paid to do things for you?””

Gu Fei asked knowingly and wanted to know how Shen Weiwei would answer.

As soon as the word”subway security guard” came out, netizens discussed it hotly again.

I almost forgot about this guy. The security guard’s ability to attract hatred is no worse than that of the foreigner Pete.

He even said that this security guard is the soul. Pen!

Make the Xihang subway incident unprecedentedly popular

“Yes, the security guards also charge money.”

Shen Weiwei’s words once again put the dismissed security guard on the edge of a knife.

“I knew that the security guard was not a good person. He used to be regarded as a fan of foreign things, but he turned out to be an actor!”

“Can’t you see that An is also acting? His acting skills are 6!”

Lie! Gu Fei knew that the security guard had nothing to do with them.

“Shen Weiwei, I like to hear the truth.”Gu Fei’s invisible pressure made Shen Weiwei feel even more tormented,”Once again, does the security guard have anything to do with you?”

“I……”

In the end, Shen Weiwei told the truth

“The security guard has nothing to do with us. He is really just a sheepdog, admiring foreign things.”

Bah, bang, bang! Touch up and touch up!

Okay, it turns out that the security comrade is also a victim, and was tricked by the three of you.

“｀～Hahaha! Sure enough, anything that appears in Golden Eyes is weird, but the sheepdog security guard deserves it!”

“It’s tragic. It turns out that patriotism is fake, but admiration for foreigners is real. Oh my god, if the security guards encounter you, they will be unlucky for eight lifetimes!”

Subway security guard: I was cheated. Give me back my job and my reputation!

Although the security guard is an outsider, he made the Xihang subway incident more real and more popular!

Without him, Zuo Zechen may not have been able to reach the level of the previous ones. The top trend of the day

“Security guards appearing out of nowhere don’t make you feel like God is helping you, right?”

What Gu Fei said was exactly what Zuo Zechen was thinking.

The appearance of the security guard really made him feel like a god was helping him!

So he became more and more bold.

He really thought that he was the son of destiny.

The truth was gradually revealed, Zuo Zechen’s fans I was beaten to the point of numbness by netizens.

I told you to chase idols, right? What the hell?

“I apologize. Some people on the Internet said that there was something wrong with the Xihang subway incident, and I scolded others. I’m sorry!”

“It seems that Fei Ge has known about the problem for a long time, but due to external environmental reasons, he never said it.”

The patriotic character collapsed and the traffic collapsed.

These scattered traffic were flowing to Golden Eye and Gu Fei!

Under multiple blows, the three of them gradually lost their ability to resist.

“By the way, listen to this.”

Gu Fei took out the recording that was eavesdropped and played it on the spot.

“Dear, will something happen?”

“Dear, love you!”

This is Shen Weiwei’s voice. Who would have thought before that the two of them are actually boyfriend and girlfriend!

But they both pretended not to know each other and used the enthusiasm of the Golden Eye to build momentum for themselves!

“I don’t have a girlfriend!”

(Money)”I don’t have a boyfriend!”

The lie was exposed, and it turned out that they were a perfect match!

After Shen Weiwei was exposed, it was the turn of the foreigner Pete

“When I get the money, I’ll find someone to kill him! Pete is such a white-eyed wolf!”

Hearing the sound, Peter’s eyes widened with anger, and he wanted to rush forward and bite Zuo Zechen’s flesh.

“Okay, so you want to hire a murderer?”

The recording at that time was exposed, and the whole Internet was in an uproar!

“Awesome, how did this voice leak out?”

“Why can the police have these things? Is it a bug?”

“Was Zuo Zechen’s house bugged? Who did it!”

Suddenly, the water friend thought of a person.

A certain”habitual offender”.

This wave, this wave is called –

Fei Ge took a gamble!

Guess the right one and commit a crime, guess the wrong one and commit a crime! The crime of stealing other people’s privacy.

He once got the result in a pyramid scheme incident Provided a pinhole camera and a bug.

Also gave my aunt a bug during the Xiaoguai incident.

The case was solved

“Hahaha! Brother Fei definitely did this!”

“It would be a pity for Fei Ge not to become an agent. There are bugs everywhere, right?”

“I’m going, I can’t guard against it, the longest road is indeed Brother Fei’s trick!”

It suddenly dawned on me that the reason Zuo Zechen overturned this time was because of Gu Fei.

Success is also a golden eye, failure is also a golden eye!

After these voices were exposed, Zuo Zechen seemed to have aged several years.

But Gu Fei’s blow has just begun..Speaking of digging deep, we must uproot it!

“Zuo Zechen, I still have all the information on your years abroad.”

“There are also exciting short movies in it, don’t you want to watch it?”.