Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“An exciting little movie? I’ve told you a long time ago that children should not look at Golden Eye!”

“Sure enough, this is not a serious live broadcast. Will this scale be blocked again?”

When netizens ridiculed him, Zuo Zechen denied it.

“I do not know what you’re talking about!”

Now Zuo Zechen doesn’t know whether Gu Fei really has something or is just bluffing.

“It doesn’t matter if you don’t admit it, let’s watch some other interesting videos first.”

Gu Fei asked Officer Li to turn on the computer on the interrogation table and play the video of Zuo Zechen’s arrest the night before yesterday.

The Golden Eye camera switched and it was broadcast live on the entire network!

“Wow, we can finally see how this guy was caught!”

“Haha, what are Fei Ge and the others doing? Why are they standing at the door without knocking?”

This video made Zuo Zechen furious.

You guys were here a long time ago, and you were watching from outside!

My face was wet waiting for you, you bastards!

The video continued to play, and the style of painting gradually became abnormal… In order to leave a good impression on the police, the man deliberately ordered a bowl of plain noodles.

He also waited for others to put on a show until the noodles became lumpy

“Hahaha! You kid really has a talent for acting, and you have to do this for a show!”

“In order to establish his vegetarian character, Ya did everything possible.”

But the next scene is even more devastating!

“Guys, Phineas went to the refrigerator! Opened the refrigerator!”

“Wow, Phineas started digging out the freezer! I wiped it, Brother Fei took out a small bag of meat!!”

Meat hidden in the refrigerator!

You live in Bengbu, why are you so stupid!”

“Ha ha ha ha! In general TV dramas, aren’t the refrigerators where corrupt officials hide money?”

“Is there a problem with storing meat in the freezer compartment of the refrigerator? Others don’t have it, but Zuo Zechen has hidden meat!”

Your character is ruined!

You’re such a fundamentalist, you secretly eat meat behind our backs, right?”

“Phew, I just accepted an advertisement for an artificial meat brand, and was immediately exposed that I secretly eat meat. Haha, reverse advertising!”

“That foreign brand of 507 artificial meat is not a good thing in the first place!”

The whole network laughed at it, and the hosts of all satellite TV stations covered their mouths or stomachs outside.

I didn’t expect that an arrest could be so weird…

After it was revealed that Zuo Zechen was not a vegetarian at all, Gu Fei produced the most critical evidence

“Look, Fei Ge is walking towards the sofa! Fei Ge took it out with his hand again! Damn it, a bug!”

“It turns out that the bug is hidden under the sofa, so it’s hard to detect!”

At this point, water friends analyzed the only opportunity for Gu Fei to install this thing.

“Damn, I can’t keep up with Brother Fei’s IQ. Are you suspicious from the beginning?”

“It was the first time I went to Zuo Zechen’s house for an interview, and the plan was made quietly?”

At that time, the patriotic little brother was popular all over the Internet, but Gu Fei secretly held back. I’m convinced!

You can always trust Brother Fei!

Then, Zuo Zechen was arrested.

These voices are ironclad evidence!

He revealed that he planned the Xihang subway incident , can there still be a holiday?

“How did Brother Fei see the problem with the Xihang subway incident?”

Another doubt lingering in the minds of netizens

“The Xihang subway incident was full of coincidences and violations from the beginning. Gu

Fei continued his live broadcast analysis:”First of all, the fourth person in the shooting. Although you don’t admit it, I can guess it.””

The identity of the fourth person cannot be revealed easily.

This person may be inconspicuous, but the power behind him is extremely huge.

Therefore, Zuo Zechen will not speak unless he has to!

The mysterious fourth person has activated the brain cells of netizens.

Everyone is solving the case!

“The fourth person, who is the guy who took the hidden photo?”

“What else is behind the Xihang subway incident?”

There is also a towering tree!

“This photographer anticipated the development of things from the beginning, so the camera was very stable and allowed all the key characters to appear from the beginning.”

Gu Fei’s ruthless analysis made netizens admire him greatly.

“Pitt’s provocation was insufficiently motivated and over-acting.”

“Looking for trouble for nothing, deliberately causing hatred”

“The addition of the sheepdog security guard was truly unexpected. But because of this deceived security guard, your drama is more realistic and the effect is outstanding!”

“Finally, you appear and angrily attack the security guards and foreigners. And he has always used the attitude of the country to package his patriotic persona.”

Nowadays, many Internet celebrities are using patriotic traffic.

But others are just using it. You better use this traffic to go to heaven!

Okay, this time I will really send you to heaven.

“hehe.”

Director Wu and the others sneered after hearing this. This kind of packaging and planning ability actually fooled so many netizens.

Under the guise of patriotic and positive energy, they made themselves top-notch.

Then they monetized the traffic and made a lot of money.

“Very strong. This guy’s total fans on the Internet now exceed 30 million. What’s the concept?”

It’s only been a few days.

It seems that everyone has to be cautious in terms of patriotism in the future.

The trial is still going on, and Gu Fei came up with some useful information.

“Zuo Zechen, this is the blessing from your overseas classmates and teachers. It has been made into an intense short movie. Let us enjoy it together.”

Thanks to Tang Yishu’s parents’ connections abroad, I visited Prince University many times and traveled everywhere to find the information. At home, your character is a patriotic little brother, but what about abroad?

Play the video!

The first person to appear is a black man. Classmate, graduated from Prince University, now working in a high-tech enterprise

“Oh, you mean that bastard Zuo Zechen?”The black male classmate cursed,”FUCK, I will never forget that time he beat me. This guy discriminated against me!” He is racist!”

We promised that everyone is equal and will never discriminate?

The second interviewee appears, Zuo Zechen’s former girlfriend from the same school.

“He is smart and realistic.”This girlfriend from the same school is a Westerner, and her family is very rich.”But after a car ride, I saw him clearly. What he cares about is my money! This bastard spent more than 100,000 on me!”

Well, you specialize in eating from rich girlfriends, right?

The exposure continues, and there are more big news!

“You asked me if Zuo Zechen likes the second dimension? ah! No, he keeps scolding Genshin Impact players.”

“What did he scold?”

“original batch……”(If you want to read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Another persona has collapsed, and here’s the 2D Sunshine Boy!

“nonsense!

Zuo Zechen finally couldn’t help but retort: “You deliberately recorded these videos to frame me!””

“Don’t get angry, just keep going.”

Gu Fei played it again, and an Asian girl appeared on the screen.[]

“Zuo Zechen is my ex-boyfriend. He is very good at pleasing girls. On my birthday last time, he gave me a mink coat (aebf).”

“But isn’t he an animal activist? Why buy a mink coat?”

“Animal protectionism? The Asian girl chuckled,”Come on, he eats the most meat at every party!””

He eats the most meat!

Here comes the Internet topic about how unreliable someone’s personality is!

“Essentialism, animal protectionism, eating animal meat the most, hahaha”

“Hahaha! Ouch, where did Brother Fei get this information from?”

“They are all abroad, and ordinary people cannot get this information! All I can say is well done.”

Good boy, vegetarianism at home and carnivorism abroad.

Double standards are okay!

The constant exposure made the commander of the military region unable to hold back his laughter.

“How could this kid, who was clearly a bastard abroad, transform into a hero and a patriotic idol in China?”

There are 10,000 nonsense sentences that I don’t know whether to say or not.

“It turns out to be foreign garbage.”

Gu Fei made a casual comment, which attracted many likes from netizens.

You are right, foreign garbage is packaged in China, and it immediately becomes a treasure!

Zuo Zechen is foreign garbage, and so is the artificial meat he endorses.

Interview with an Asian girl It’s over, it’s another girlfriend’s turn

“Oh, tell me, he is open-minded.”The blond foreigner’s ex-girlfriend smiled and said,”A top student at Prince University, with a sense of humor, but unfortunately too carefree. After only knowing me for half a month, he fell in love with another woman.”

“Don’t mention this shit to me! A bastard who rides on two boats, no, maybe three!”

“I am his tutor. Well, he is indeed very smart, but his interpersonal relationships in school are average. He is too utilitarian. He gets along well with useful classmates and kicks away useless classmates. By the way, he also seduced my daughter, this bastard!”

Oh, even the teacher can’t stand it anymore.

“The truth is, being talented and capable doesn’t mean you have character, okay?”

“Haha, it turns out that the top students at Princeton University have such qualities that they are despised by thousands of people!”

“Top students do not mean high quality, okay? Have there never been scumbags in our domestic universities?”

I’m so disappointed. This guy is just a junk fighter abroad!”

“Is there anything else you want to say?

Gu Fei issued a soul torture:”For example, the fourth person who shot the video”

“No…no fourth person……”

Zuo Zechen broke into a cold sweat and tried his best to deny the other party’s existence.

“Who knows if the information you have abroad is forged?”

“You still don’t admit it, do you?”

If you are so uncooperative, don’t blame Gu Fei for continuing to expose your ugliness.

“The evidence for the Xihang subway incident is conclusive. Do you admit it or not?”

Step by step, slowly push this guy to the edge of the cliff.

“this matter.”Zuo Zechen was unable to refute,”I admit that I was confused for a moment and was dazzled by the traffic.”

“However, my patriotism is true! I only made one mistake!”

“……”

At this time, you still have the nerve to talk about patriotism?

The glaciers in Antarctica are not as thick-skinned as you.

Although it is shameless, just admit it.

Gu Fei took the first step in the trilogy!

“Shen Weiwei and Peter, you have nothing to do here.”

Officer Li asked his colleagues to take the two away.

The value of these two accomplices ends here.

It’s time for another prisoner to appear!

“Zuo Zechen, do you still remember your first girlfriend when you were abroad? Gu Fei asked with a smile,”She is here too today.””

Thinking about it, netizens thought of the liar Ling Shasha who was fooled by the golden eye in Xiao Guai’s life diary!

She once said in the live broadcast that she was Zuo Zechen’s ex-girlfriend.

However, the news was quickly washed away by the Internet trolls.

It turns out it’s all true!

“Bring it in!”

After a while, a female prisoner wearing handcuffs and a yellow vest walked into the interrogation room.

The big liar in the Xiaoguai incident – Ling Shasha!

“long time no see.”Ling Shasha smiled miserably, showing her pale teeth, which looked scary,”I didn’t expect you, a liar and a bastard, to become a patriotic brother in China.”

As Zuo Zechen’s complicit teammate and girlfriend, Ling Shasha even knows how much dirt is in his belly button.

“I do not know you.”

Zuo Zechen pretended that he didn’t know Ling Shasha.

Anyway, you can only talk verbally, can you come up with anything substantial?

Sorry, there really is!

“How come you don’t recognize me?”Ling Shasha sneered,”I’m your ex-girlfriend. We slept together so many times and you forgot all about it?”

“nonsense! Framed!”

“I have proof!”Ling Sha worked hard to be a good tainted witness and get a reduced sentence.

I was deceived so badly by the Golden Eye. If I don’t behave well this time, I will really go to jail! I’m willing to risk my life. What shameful qualities and personal dignity are just for fun!”

“What evidence do you have?”

“I have proof of sleeping with him!”.