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“Let’s have a good fight tonight!!”

“This guy has booked the most powerful cheating spot this year! Zhou Fu absolutely hates this turtle son!”

After being baptized by various incidents year after year, this generation of netizens know the seriousness of the problem.

They can openly insult the traffic police during a live broadcast to investigate drunk driving, refuse to cooperate with work, and even raise the middle finger provocatively!

The plot is extremely bad!

Can do this? Who would believe the rich second generation who is doing things without a father with great skills and eyesight behind him?

“My dad is Zhou Fu!”

It stings my nerves, I won’t tolerate it!

I will kill this Zhou Fu today!”

“Bros! Take action and investigate if there is a guy named Zhou Fu in Xihang City. He is definitely not an ordinary person. If your son runs wild here, you are finished!”

“Zhou Daguan is so majestic! It’s so arrogant to give birth to a son. If you don’t give everyone an explanation today, you don’t have to go out tomorrow! I will smash you to death with my rotten eggs!”

“His son is such a bastard, and his father Zhou Fu is not a good guy either!”

I can’t stand it anymore. Even Niu Liying wants to expose this guy named Zhou Fu.

“Zhou Fu?”

Niu Liying also belongs to the rich circle of Xihang City and knows all the big shots.

But how come you have never heard of this rich Zhou?

“Who is Zhou Fu?”

Is he a hidden super boss?

Looking at the corner where his secretary was facing the wall, Niu Liying said:”Okay, stop facing the wall, come over and help me check someone out.”

“yes! Niu Dong!”

The cheongsam secretary was overjoyed and immediately walked over on her high heels.

“Did you see this? This guy’s name is Zhou Fu. Check the entire Xihang City for me, no, no, no, the entire Jiangnan Province, as well as the neighboring Jianghuai Province, Jianghui Province, plus the Magic City!”

The entire Yangtze River Delta will not be spared!

I don’t believe it. With my connections, Niu Liying, I can’t dig out a person named Zhou Fu!

All the big guys are angered by this guy named Zhou Fu.

CCTV Building, a Directors and senior hosts also frowned.

“Is there any royal method? Zhou Fu is so brave!”

“Who is Zhou Fu?”

A big CCTV director, a big shot in the hosting industry, do you have enough connections?

It turns out that I don’t know who he is.

It’s strange, let’s keep digging!

At the scene, the young man still refused to cooperate with the alcohol test.

Helpless, we talked The traffic police can only cooperate with their colleagues and force the test.

They put the alcohol tester into the other person’s mouth, and the measured value is scary!

“It’s more than three times the standard! You are a serious drunk driver!”

Drunk driving is divided into two situations, with different degrees of severity.

Let’s talk about it personally.

Drinking and driving means that the alcohol content in the driver’s blood exceeds the standard. The standard is 20mg/100ml, but the upper limit is 80mg/100m1. If it does not exceed, it will not be counted. Enter the next gear.

The consequences of this kind of behavior are very serious. Your driver’s license will be suspended for half a year and fined from one thousand to two thousand.

There is also drunk driving. The blood alcohol content is greater than or equal to 80mg/100ml, which falls within this range.

Please Don’t be confused, it will be miserable if your driver’s license is revoked.

Hi, you will lose your freedom on the 15th. In serious cases, it will take half a year or even more. This is based on the premise that nothing happens.

If something happens, hey, sorry, criminal liability will start!

There is a conversion formula between the alcohol content of the breath test and the blood alcohol content.

It is about 1:2200. According to the rough calculation, the young man’s blood alcohol content is 250mg/100ml.

What a 250!

“The drunk driving level was three times the legal limit, plus insults and provocations.”Gu Fei reported truthfully and objectively,”This arrogant and domineering young man should say goodbye to four-wheeled cars in the future.”

Drunk driving should not be taken carelessly. The investigation and punishment will be broadcast live and will not be tolerated!

There are a lot of curses on the Internet, but it does not stop him from making phone calls.

“snort!”The young man was unsteady on his legs and had drunk too much.

He took out his mobile phone and made a call in front of everyone.

Neither Gu Fei nor the traffic police stopped him.

Fight quickly!

Your father, Zhou Fu, had better come over and save us from being full. Looking for the world!

When the call was connected, the young man shouted:”Dad, I’m on that, that Chenghua Avenue, right, right, right. A few policemen, no, the traffic police arrested me for drunk driving. I didn’t drink. They are a bunch of mentally retarded people~!”

I was so drunk that I didn’t even know I was drinking.

“Dad, come here right away and teach them a lesson! Let them know how powerful my Zhou family is in Xihang!”

“My Zhou family’s hands and eyes are all over the sky! There are more than a dozen listed companies sitting underneath!”

The young man hiccupped, then shook his head and said:”Our Zhou family is the genius! With hundreds of billions of assets, you can kill them with money!”

Self-destruction! This hand of self-destruction is so fun.”

“Hahaha! This guy has revealed his secrets. Okay, how can your dad hide it now?”

“It makes me laugh. Sure enough, all the weirdos in GoldenEye like to introduce themselves, right?”

“From the Zhou family in Xihang, my father’s name is Zhou Fu. Come on, brothers, dig them all out for me in ten minutes!”

More than a dozen listed companies, hundreds of billions of assets, the Zhou family in Xihang!

It’s so easy to find out!

But no one can find out……

“The Zhou family in Xihang?”

Niu Liying and the local wealthy bosses in Xihang had question marks on their faces.

When did we in Xihang have a Zhou family with hundreds of billions of assets?

How come we don’t know about it!

A big search is in full swing.

Also known as”Dad” Where?”, and”Zhou Fu, who are you?”.

Seeing the ridiculous talk made by the young man in front of him, Gu Fei was confused.

It seemed that something was wrong.

“Officer Tan, help me give him his cell phone.”

“good!”Officer Tan immediately took away the young man’s cell phone and handed it to Gu Fei.

Taking the cell phone, Gu Fei first opened the recent calls to see if he had called his father.

After drinking like this, it is very likely that he called the wrong person.

“Yes, I did call Zhou Fu.”

As he said that, Gu Fei dialed the number, but there was a blind tone.

The other party didn’t answer.

“Ha ha ha ha! The young man looked at Gu Fei and laughed,”My dad said he would come over within 30 minutes. You are all screwed!” My Zhou family is the king of Xihang!”

Arrogant and arrogant, I want to put a sack on him, beat him up and throw him into the Qiantang River!

“Quiet!”

Several traffic policemen immediately controlled each other.

This guy was so drunk that his consciousness had long been blurred.

Zhou Fu didn’t answer, and the young man said that his father would be here soon, and Gu Fei stopped trying to dial.

He exited the dialing interface, and Gu Fei Suddenly I saw several apps on the screen of Xiaoqiang’s mobile phone

“This is?”

Gu Fei asked Xiao Wang to zoom in on the camera and show all the water friends the phone interface.

“What does Brother Fei want us to see?”

“These apps, hey! Are the four apps in the first row all lending software? ?”

“There is also a novel reading software, Feiyue Novel?”

Shadow friends always pay attention to something different.

Gu Fei asked them to pay attention to loan software, but these guys actually pay attention to a novel reading APP?

Feiyue Novel!

Suddenly, a burst of laughter came from

“Hahaha, Brother Fei, Brother Fei, quickly open this APP called Feiyue Novel, oh shit! Hahaha”

“With such a unique novel APP, the novels in it must be very interesting, right?”

Ah this?

Gu Fei immediately opened the first loan software in front of many netizens.

You guys, I want you to pay attention to these loan software!

Haha, in the end, you want to read Feiyue novels?

Open the loan software, The personal wealth interface on the homepage makes people take a breath of air. (If you want to read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

“Arrears of 50,000……”

When I opened another loan software, I owed 80,000 yuan…

There were four loan software programs in a row, and the total debt I owed was 300,000 yuan!

“Insult and provocation give the middle finger! Arrogantly calling my dad Zhou Fu! Xihang is home to more than a dozen listed companies! Hands and eyes reach the sky! A big family worth hundreds of billions! The awesome young master of the Zhou family owes 300,000 yuan? ?”

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Walt!!

“Ah this……”

All water friends are speechless, what the hell!

The plot of GoldenEye really doesn’t follow the routine!

Everyone laughed! Even the laughing children of seven or eight years old were not spared.

“Ah poof!”

Caught off guard, Niu Liying sprayed water on the computer screen.

“a ha ha ha!”

This rich man can’t hold it anymore, this show is poisonous!

“Hahaha, the Xihang Zhou family has assets worth hundreds of billions! Ouch, ouch! I didn’t expect that such an awesome young master of the Zhou family would need to borrow money from an online loan?”

No wonder they, the really rich people in Xihang, can’t find this person named Zhou Fu…

Niu Liying really wanted to tell her husband Xiong Qiangwei, who was far away in Xihang, such a funny thing.

But when she thought it was Gu Fei with golden eyes,——

“never mind……”

Gu Fei is the enemy of the couple!

Xiong Qiangwei will never let go of his enemies.

Drinking red wine, he cursed Gu Fei while waiting for his beloved Xiao Tiantian to come over

“Why hasn’t Xiao Tiantian come yet?”

Xiong Qiangwei licked his lips, walked to the window and looked out.

In the distance was the beautiful night view of Xihang, with bright lights.

“Just wait.”Xiong Qiangwei is very particular about the mood. Anyway, the yellow-faced woman is not here these days, so Xiao Tiantian can spend the night at home.

Hehe, when I think of this, all worries are gone.

At this time, Xiao Tiantian, who had drunk a lot of wine, was still driving Ferrari, drive slowly and leisurely…

You can’t drive fast after drinking, it’s very dangerous!

…………

After reading the four loan apps, Gu Fei satisfied the requirements of water friends and opened Feiyue Novel.

“Ouye’er, you can read novels on GoldenEye Live!”

“Brother Fei, read Feiyue’s novel, it’s a perfect match!”

Everyone was curious about what kind of novels Zhou Fu’s son usually liked to read.

When he opened the bookshelf, a book appeared

《As the son of the richest man, all I have to do in life is lie down》

《The life of the rich second generation is simple and boring》

《Shenhao started by renting a Ferrari sports car》

《City: A big gift package every day》

《Metropolis: Me! Borrow and become stronger!》

《Metropolis: My High Life After School Starts”

Uh-huh…ah…okay… you are awesome!

“Fei Ge Fei Ge! Hurry! I want to read the book”Shenhao Started by Renting a Ferrari Sports Car”》！”

“｀Hahaha! I want to read the plain and boring one!”

“I! Borrow and become stronger! Ha ha ha ha! Fly through the author’s imagination to reach the sky! Killing me!”

In this way, GoldenEye Live Broadcast has become a novel for all water friends to read together.……

“Okay, okay, this is the last one.”

Gu Fei opened the novel”City: My Upper Life After School Started” and started reading it with his water friends.

“This one is still beautiful! The other books are either mindless or the eunuchs are boring!”

“Brothers, what are you waiting for? Hurry up and download the Feiyue Novel APP and add the novel to your bookshelf!”

This novel, also known as”The School Starts with Car Keys,” has aroused discussion among all water friends.

“The male protagonist Xiao Zihang starts with a room full of car keys, he is so awesome! Luxury cars are everywhere, right?”

“Mr. Xiao from the Magic City, I love you!”

“I am also following this novel, Feiyue Tianbang works!”

Ten minutes later, Gu Fei closed the novel software.

He couldn’t read it anymore, it was seriously off topic.

We were checking for drunk driving!

What novel were you reading during the live broadcast?

You want to read it yourself.

From the beginning, the arrogant son of Zhou Fu caused public outrage, and it evolved into Now everyone is laughing.

Zhou Fu, who is this??

Count the time, he should be here soon

“Mr. Zhou from Xihang is so awesome. He owes 300,000 yuan for a loan, hahaha”

“I finally know why this is happening, Damn, this guy really brought himself into Shenhao’s novel!”

Drinking and acting crazy all the time!

Why is it that my father is the richest man, the second generation of rich people live a boring life, and the rich man started by renting a Ferrari.

It is these novels that created this awesome young master of the Zhou family!

“What a cheat! I just want to know who Zhou Fu is? Otherwise, I won’t be able to sleep all night!”

“I felt like my intelligence was insulted and I was thrown to the ground and severely trampled.”

What if the promised rich second generation does whatever they want and causes public outrage?

Good guy, now it has caused public laughter…

What a cheat! Netizens across the country feel that their IQ has been insulted.

At this moment, everyone is waiting for the arrival of the magical Zhou Fu…

Five Minutes later, a van (Mowang’s) drove up from the east of Chenghua Avenue. Behind this van was also a van. The van stopped in front of the traffic police and the driver got out.

In the driver’s hand, he was holding a painful cigarette. belt.

Then, the back door of the car opened, and a man got out, holding a brick in his hand.

Another man got out, holding a thick stick in his hand.

A woman also got out, holding a brick in her hand. Black pans.

An old man got out of the van with a broom in his hand.

An old woman got out of the van with a feather duster in her hand…

There were 9 people in this van. After getting off the van, they all gave the arrogant middle finger. The young man left.

Another van also stopped, and 9 people got out of it.

They held various”weapons” in their hands, including shovels, pot lids, hoes, stones, etc.

These few also went to that van. He left as the son of Zhou Fu.

Seeing so many people coming, the young man sobered up a little.

“Hahaha! dad! mom! grandfather! grandmother! Third uncle! Uncle! Aunt! cousin!

The drunken young man raised his left hand to the sky and laughed arrogantly:”Why are you all here?” Hahaha, my Zhou family is the God of Xihang!”

Seeing his son’s behavior, Zhou Fu, who was taking the lead and wearing simple clothes, picked up a thick stick and yelled curses.

“Our Zhou family has been completely humiliated by you! I’ll beat you to death, you little bitch!!!”

It turns out you are Zhou Fu Qi!

Shocked! Shocked! The whole network is excited!!

“Hahahahaha! Hahahahaha! Hahaha!”

“Is this the legendary strength of the Zhou family in Xihang? It is worthy of being a large family that controls more than a dozen listed companies and has assets worth hundreds of billions! His hands and eyes reach into the sky, so terrifying!”

“This kind of family is really the heaven of Xihang!”

“I, Master Xiao of the Xiao family in the Demon City, am ashamed of myself!”

“I, Master Long of the Long family in Kyoto, am willing to be defeated!”

“Where are the four major families in Jiangnan? Why don’t you come quickly to meet the head of the Zhou family, Mr. Zhou Fu?”.