Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“Is this the strength of the Zhou family in Xihang? It’s so terrifying!”

“Oh, let me go! My dog couldn’t stand it anymore and turned around and ran away. The plot was so bloody.”

Under the watchful eyes of all the water friends, Zhou Fu and his whole family surrounded the unfilial son.

“dad! Dad, what are you doing? The young man pointed at the weapon in his father’s hand and suddenly realized,”Oh, you bring everyone here to support me, right?””

“Hold on! Zhou Fu was about to fight,”I’ll break your waist!””

I’m calling you coquettish! You don’t have any shame!

Several young people from the Zhou family were also watching the GoldenEye live broadcast. When they noticed something was wrong, they immediately told Zhou Fu.

His son also called at that time.

“What a traitor! You bastard! Actually borrowing money online! I owe 300,000!”

So angry! How much money does he make in a year?

“How dare you scold comrade traffic police! Give me the middle finger, right? I’ll cut off your middle finger!”

“bump!”

The first attack hit the young man’s leg, and he screamed in pain.

“Ahhhh!”

My head, which was surrounded by alcohol just now, suddenly became much more awake.

“Huh! The young man looked at his family and relatives around him,”Why are you all here?””

I was so drunk that I was between fragments and continuous fragments, jumping back and forth.

“What a beast!”

Zhou Fu said hello again. The young man bared his teeth and was sweating profusely.

“Alas alas!”The traffic police couldn’t stand it anymore,” Mr. Zhou, stop it, stop it, you can’t hit people!”

“I can’t hit this little brat? Seeing that

Officer Tan couldn’t stop it, Gu Fei stepped forward to comfort him:”Mr. Zhou, stop. What if it’s broken?””

Golden Eye is a positive energy live broadcast, how can it see blood?

This guy will be punished by law soon!”

“Host!”

Zhou Fu cried with sadness. The entire Zhou family was humiliated because of this bastard. He was sorry to his ancestors!

“This bastard just needs an education. If I don’t beat him, I’ll feel angry!”

Mad!

“That’s it. Gu Fei persuaded again,”Then let me make a suggestion to Mr. Zhou.””

“What?”

Zhou Fu heard from the juniors along the way that this GoldenEye host is very awesome.

His words should not be wrong.

“Don’t hit people, just scold them.”

“……”

I never expected that Gu Fei would give such advice

“Hahaha! As expected of Brother Fei, Xiu Xiu Xiu! Don’t hit people, just curse them!”

“From physical attacks to mental attacks, right? Let this bastard suffer double harm, you really have your brother Fei!”

After hearing what Gu Fei said, the 18 people in the Zhou family nodded, thinking it made sense!

“You little bitch! The grandfather took a broom and pointed at his grandson, beating and scolding him,”Why do I have a grandson like you?””

“You little bastard, you actually borrowed 300,000 yuan, where did you spend it?”

“explain! If you don’t study hard, what are you doing all day long? My cousin is ashamed of you!”

On the other hand, Zhou Fu’s wife was so tough that she directly picked up her son by the collar and yelled angrily:”Say, you stinky boy! Where did such a good car come from? ?”

Where else could it come from?

The title of a novel has been exposed just now.

Shenhao started by renting a Ferrari… rented.

Being hit in the face by his mother’s spit, the young man suddenly woke up.

“mom! Me me me! I rented this car……”

“What a prodigal! Is this how you squander your parents’ hard-earned money? The uncle yelled angrily,”How much does this car cost?” What are you renting for?”

“Five thousand a day……”The young man hesitated, no longer as arrogant and domineering as before.

Nowadays, some young people, after drinking some wine, really think of themselves as the male protagonists of divine novels?

Just wave your hand and it’s a few billion, right?

“Five thousand? one day!” Zhou Fu couldn’t help but take action after hearing this, but was persuaded by his younger brother.

The third uncle of the Zhou family held his brother and didn’t let go, shouting:”Brother! Don’t fight, let’s curse this kid to death!”

“explain! Grandma shouted with a feather duster,”Why are you renting this crap!””

“Pick up…pick up girls”

“you you you!”Mom picked up the pan and really wanted to boil this little bastard’s egg.

“mom! The young man defended,”I just rented it today and I haven’t found a girl yet!””

After renting the car, he drank a bottle of wine to celebrate.

Then he drove the car to the bar, but was checked halfway. You said you haven’t even arrived at the bar yet, and you drank like this?

The Zhou family is simple. Workers and farmers, there are such juniors, they are cheating!

“Blame me!” Zhou Fu looked at the camera and reflected on himself,”I’m sorry everyone, my son did this kind of thing because of my inability to discipline him.”

He is usually too doting, and he is too busy with work and has no time to educate.

The issue of family education has always been a big problem.

Knowing that what his son did was serious, Zhou Fu asked the traffic police:”Comrade, how many years will my son be sentenced for this kind of thing? ?”

The scolding is scolded, the beating is beaten, but my son still feels distressed.

“This.”Tan Traffic Police thought for a while and said,”It’s hard to say, maybe half a year to a year.”

Insult and provocation, serious drunk driving, dangerous driving, appropriate sentencing

“call!”

Zhou Fu breathed a sigh of relief. He is an honest man and doesn’t know much about the law. He will only be detained for less than a year, so good!

“Scared me! Zhou Fu’s wife also patted the pan and was startled,”I thought it would take at least ten years to start!””

In ten years, her son will be really ruined!”

“close! Lock me up!

Grandparents and the whole family raised their hands to support him:”We can’t educate this boy well. Let him go to a labor camp for education!””

Such a parent is so stubborn!

“good!”

Netizens burst into applause. They are really protecting their children to the death. Parents who are confusing right and wrong have seen too much.

“As expected of the Zhou family in Xihang! With this kind of courage, who among the four major families in Jiangnan can compare?”

“Xihang Zhou Family! Righteousness covers the sky! I, Miss Ryusan of the Ryu family in Kyoto, wears hot clothes, la la la.”

Inexplicably, the Zhou family in Xihang has become a hot search on the entire Internet…

The mystery and power of this family are also constantly spread among netizens.

“Do you know the Kyoto Dragon Family? Haha, compared with the Zhou family in Xihang, they are nothing!”

“Be bold! Who dares to slander the Zhou family of Xihang? The Zhou family wants to compete with the world’s number one family!”

Shadiao netizens are so happy, Gu Fei can’t control them

“Mr. Zhou. Gu Fei continued to interview Zhou Fu,”Finally, do you want to say a few words to your son?””

“Brat! Zhou Fu walked up to his son and said,”How could you become like this?” ah? talk!”

“It’s not that you are useless and have no money……”The unfilial son rolls his eyes and looks unconvinced

“you you you!”Zhou Fu picked up the things he had just thrown away,”I——”

“If you were the richest man, would I be like this?”

If my father were the richest man, I could do whatever I wanted…

The unfilial son’s question made everyone at the scene confused.

This guy is brainless! He is so heartless!

He has read too many Shenhao novels!

The most important thing is that he drank too much.

“I beat you to death!”

Zhou Fu was about to take action, but Gu Fei dissuaded him.

“Mr. Zhou, calm down! The law will help you educate him.”

It’s so difficult to host a GoldenEye live broadcast. These people are always beating people up.

Refreshing the worldview!

Netizens were completely crushed by this unfilial son.

“I’ll go, please die of filial piety to me! This kind of son should be beaten to death!”

“For such a filial son, I suggest that the head of the Zhou family has another son, a defective one, so don’t forget about it!”

After his son said this at the scene, Zhou Fu couldn’t hold back anymore.

“Comrade! Zhou Fu held the hand of the traffic police team and begged,”Please, can you lock this bastard up for a full year?””

“Ah this……”(To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Traffic policeman Tan said he had never heard of such a request.

How long does the father hope his son can be detained for?

“No! One year is too little, can we lock him up for two years?”

This wave of fatherly and filial behavior made all netizens laugh to the floor.

“Hahaha! As expected of the head of the Zhou family! Try your best to increase the punishment for your son! You are really punished!”[]

“One year is not enough and two years are needed, so let’s just shut it down for three years! Come to a three-year period!”

“The son dislikes that his father is not the richest man, and the father wants his son to be sentenced to a heavier sentence. This wave has topped the list of father-kindness and son-filial piety operations!”

Facing Zhou Fu’s request, Tan Traffic Police said he couldn’t do it.……

“Mr. Zhou. Gu Fei comforted him and said,”Don’t worry. Regarding your son’s sentencing, we and the police will help you fight for it, okay?””

“……”

Ha ha ha ha!

(adeg) As expected of Golden Eye, worthy of Brother Fei, so poisonous!

“I wipe it! Brother Fei said that I will help you fight for your son to be sentenced to a heavier sentence, hahaha!”

I have never heard such a strange request. Okay, let me help you fight for it.”

“One dares to speak and the other dares to answer, haha! Come on Brother Fei, come on Officer Tan! Try to get this guy locked up for two years!”

Don’t be afraid, get more hats and put them on the heads of the gangsters!

Everyone was laughing so hard!

In the CCTV building in Kyoto, the director was already laughing so hard that his legs and feet were cramping

“Oops, no wonder we don’t know Zhou Fu! It turns out that the Zhou family in Xihang is too powerful and we are not qualified to know them, haha!”

“It’s over, it’s over, I can’t get out.”The big boss in the CCTV hosting industry laughed,”Hahaha! The weird golden eye is well-deserved!”

Soon, the unfilial son was taken away and detained.

The Ferrari was also returned to the rental car dealership.

“Host, let’s go”

“Dear viewers, I’m sorry, my cousin’s eyes are irritated.……”

The 18 members of the Zhou family once again got into two 9-seater vans, drove away suddenly, and disappeared into the blurred night.

The Zhou family in Xihang escaped into the fog again and became a legend among the wealthy families in the country…

Many onlookers dispersed, but many people were still unwilling to leave.

GoldenEye live broadcast to investigate drunk driving is not over yet!

“In Xihang, there is a series of urban legends. Whenever night falls, all the monsters and monsters come out. And to subdue these monsters, you need a pair of golden eyes! These golden eyes belong to an expert. This master’s surname is Gu Mingfei”

“Except for Golden Eye, no one can subdue these weird monsters and monsters!”

“Tonight’s live broadcast to investigate drunk driving on Chenghua Avenue, haha, everyone has become famous! It is indeed the road to fame!”

Perhaps because the aura of the Zhou family in Xihang is too strong, the next few drunk driving checks did not happen.

Until a red Ferrari crawled over like a turtle…

This supercar was driving on Chenghua Avenue, and there were many people on the side. Motorized lane.

On the non-motorized lane, an electric car suddenly passed the Ferrari.

Another electric car passed

“Look, a cyclist!”

In the end, a bike also passed the Ferrari

“What the hell! ? What kind of Ferrari supercar are you driving at this speed?”

“Hahaha! Why Ferrari again? I have an ominous feeling……”

Is GoldenEye facing off against Ferrari today?

“stop!”The traffic police quickly stopped the Ferrari and guided the car to the side of the road. After parking the car, a head popped out of the car.

He was wearing exquisite makeup, but because of the trace mosaic, water friends could not see it clearly.

“What are you doing? I have other things to do!”

The female driver Xiao Tiantian is rushing to Xiong Qiangwei’s house.

Finally, the yellow-faced woman is not here. She also wants to be the hostess in that house.

“Smells like alcohol!”The traffic police were wondering, why weren’t there so many drunk driving checks before?

When Golden Eye came, it was all about drunk driving!

Did you do it on purpose on live broadcast?

“How much did you drink?”Tan Traffic Police asked directly,”Don’t lie.”

“Not much, just two cups.”

Xiao Tiantian’s head was dizzy, and she was still addicted to the smell of the bar just now.

“Haha, two cups!”

The traffic policeman shook his head and asked the female driver wearing a black suspender skirt to get out of the car:”Please show me your driving license and driver’s license.”

“Hurry up, I have something else to do!”

Xiao Tiantian couldn’t wait.

Then, she handed the two certificates to the traffic police, and she came down barefoot.

“Forehead……”

Gu Fei, who was live broadcasting on the side, immediately asked:”Hello madam, where are your shoes?”

“Because I drank some wine, I was very scared, so I drove barefoot”

“I know very well that driving in high heels is very dangerous.”

“……”

I’m speechless, this little fairy is awesome.

“Ha ha ha ha!”Do you still know that driving in high heels is dangerous? Why don’t you know that drinking and driving is even more dangerous?”

Come on, the weird one is here again!

Gu Fei is very good at interviewing weirdos.

“Is it because you’re driving so slowly because you’ve been drinking?”

“Yes.”Xiao Tiantian smiled and nodded,”Little brother, you are so smart! Drinking and driving fast is dangerous!”

What kind of brain circuit?

Since everything is dangerous, just wear flat shoes and drive without drinking!

After seeing the female driver’s two certificates, the traffic police officer prepared to test the alcohol content:”Hello, Ms. Xiao, please cooperate with us. alcohol content test”

“do not do it!”Xiao Tiantian showed off her housekeeping skills and said coquettishly,”I want to go to my husband’s house! Let me go, okay?——”

It’s so disgusting that many water friends will vomit after eating the next night.

“Please, little fairy, please stop talking. Isn’t it disgusting?”

“As expected of a female driver who was drunk, she said she wanted to go to her husband’s house? what does it mean!”

Isn’t my husband’s home your home?

Why add the word husband when you go to your own home?

How can a young water friend understand this?

But Niu Liying saw through it at a glance!

“hehe! Niu Liying looked at Xiao Tiantian in the live broadcast and sneered,”Go to your husband’s house?” Have some face! How can you be so confident and arrogant when you are a mistress?”

“Mr. Niu, how do you know she is a mistress?”

The cheongsam secretary also came over curiously.

“It’s obvious.”Niu Liying has always judged people very accurately,”This woman is dressed so coquettishly and can be so coquettish that she must be able to seduce men.”

“Going to her husband’s house is just a leak. Normally, when a wife comes home, she asks her to go to her husband’s house?”

Husband, is the name given to your lover!

“I see!”

The cheongsam secretary gave a thumbs up and said in admiration:”As expected of you!”

“Watch well and learn well!”

After looking at Golden Eye, Niu Liying was in a good mood and continued to discuss the matter with her secretary.

“This red Ferrari, haha, must have been bought by that stinky man who keeps his wife behind his back and keeps his little lover.”

“Let me tell you, this kind of man, in addition to buying a luxury car for his mistress, must also give him a villa!”

“The villa outside! This is where they have a private meeting!”

Accurate! It’s so damn accurate!

As expected of Mr. Niu!

You guessed all the details of your husband’s affair with his mistress Xiao Tiantian!”